THE TRUTH IN UPPERCASE IS STILL THE TRUTH

ALL DEAD HERE

GOD ISN'T FOOLED
IF THERE'S ANY MORAL TO THIS STORY IT IS THAT IT IS COMPLETELY MADE UP
WHY IS EVERYONE BACKING AWAY SLOWLY FROM ME
HERE'S SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
MOUTH IS OPEN SHOULD BE SHUT
DADDY I'VE BEEN BAD
TO BOLDLY CHOKE WHERE NONE HAVE CHOKED BEFORE
WHO FARTED
I CAN'T COME
IF YOU MADE IT HERE CONGRATULATIONS
FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE
MY FATSUIT HAS EXPIRED
WATCH OUT IT'S TERTIARY PNEUMONIA TREE
I AM EMPTY OF LIFE
I'M TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES
I'M NEVER GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN
I HAVE PINKEYE
I JUST WANTED A MEDICAL OPINION
CAN I COME OUT OF THE CELLAR
I'M AN EMBRYO
IS THIS THING ON
IF I CAN'T PAINT WIDE AND FAR WITH THIS BRUSH THEN WHY AM I HOLDING IT
PLEASE PUT ME TO DEATH BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT
OKAY PEOPLE SERIOUSLY FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE
THIS HARD SHELL OF MINE PROTECTS ME FROM PEDOPHILES
THIS POSITION IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE
LET'S PLAY KABOOM ON MY BRAND NEW ATARI 2600
I'M A HOMOGNOMON
HINDSIGHT IS JUST LIKE REGULAR SIGHT ONLY MORE FINGER-POINTY
CAN WE BRING BACK THE FEDERALIST PARTY
WHAT KIND OF A GOD
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I WILL SAY 'AS GOD IS MY WITNESS' AGAIN
THERE WERE NO AYES
YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH OR YOU ALREADY KNOW
I'M JUST GOING TO GO HALFWAY AND CALL IT A JUNTEGEMONY
I'M THE UNRESTRAINED ID IN UPPERCASE
THIS IS THE STORY OF CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD WHO, AS IT TURNS OUT, COULDN'T
THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE
VOTE AGLHAGHLGAHLAGLHG FOR SENATE
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT
I CAN GO FROM ZERO TO COMPLETE PRICK IN SIXTY SECONDS
WHAT'S UP MY N-WORDS
I HAVE A DEGREE IN MEMETICS AND BEING USELESS
FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW AND I MUST EAT BUGS
DOES AIDS HURT
FOLKS LET'S PUT THE HOME BACK IN HOME INVASION
STOP STALKING ME
KARMA WILL GET YOU
I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS
FUNERAL'S OVER, LET'S EAT
THINGS HAVE ESCALATED WAY PAST THUMB WARS HERE
I'M FRANGIBLE AND QUITE HONESTLY POSSIBLY EVEN FUNGIBLE
JESUS DON'T YOU PARISIANS HAVE JOBS OR SOMETHING
IT IS COLD IN HEAVEN
MARY MOTHER OF GOD I CAN'T KEEP NICE THINGS HERE CAN I
WELL DONE OLD CHAP
I'M SELF-DEFENESTRATING
I'M MADE FOR PUNCHING
LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT
WILL HUMANITY EVER LEARN
I AM A CREATURE THAT WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE
WELL I NEVER
UNF UNF UNF
IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD
HAVE YOU SEEN MY EAR
FIRED
WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A SALAD BAR
REMEMBER BACK WHEN AIDS WAS CALLED GRID
I'M AN ATHENIAN CITY-STATE
I'LL CUT YOU
CATCHY ISN'T IT
BUT IT IS PRESUMED TO BE DISGUSTING
OUT OF MY BEDROOM
HEY ARE YOU RECORDING THIS
SPOILERS FOLLOW
I SAID HELP
I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE WISDOM OF IT ALL
THEY MUST KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING RIGHT
ALSO KNOWN AS A BUSTER
I'M A BNF GRAMMAR
I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE
I AM FULL OF PIZZA AND DREAD
IT'S JUST A LAW OF NATURE, LIKE GRAVITY
I'D BETTER NOT QUIT MY DAY JOB
IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T
I WENT TO FAT SCHOOL
A LITTLE HELP PLEASE
MESSAGE FOLLOWS
COME ON SPEAK INTO IT
I THINK NOT
CAN I WATCH SPONGEBOB
GUESS I WAS WRONG
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
I'M STRONG AND TOUGH
PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT US AGAIN
WHO'S UP FOR SCRABBLE
IT'S LIKE A BEACON OF SHAME
DON'T LOOK AT ME I DIDN'T DO IT
FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG
THIS JUST IN
JUST A LITTLE WORD OF WARNING
I SHOULD INVESTIGATE
IF I DON'T WHO WILL
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
I DESERVE IT BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
MY COPYRIGHT EXPIRED YEARS AGO
HE WAS JUST REALLY TIRED
NOTE TO SELF
I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE
I MEAN IT
EAT IT RAW MISSY
WANNA LOLLIPOP
THE DUTCH ARE FUNNY (AND EASILY OVERRUN AS IT TURNS OUT)
NOTHING GROWS HERE EXCEPT FOOTPRINTS
ANYWAY BUY ME JEWELRY
I LIKE SNORTING PEPPER

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#SOMETIMES I DON'T POO WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OFF I THINK THERE ARE MONSTERS INSIDE ME
#WHEN IT'S TIME GO TO THE DENTIST SOMETIMES I DON'T WANT TO
#IF I COULD SIT AT HOME AND NOT WORK BUT STILL BUY EVERYTHING I WANT I'D DO THAT
I'M AFRAID OF THE FUTURE
#I DON'T LIKE POOPING BECAUSE IT'S MESSY AND SMELLS BAD
#WHEN I GET AN EMAIL THAT SAYS MAKE MONEY FAST I DELETE IT
ONCE TIME I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK BUT IT WAS JUST A BIG MAN STANDING
ON ME
THE TRUTH HURTS PARTICULARLY WHEN IT IS FOLLOWED BY A PUNCH
#SOMETIMES WHEN I RELIVE MEMORIES IN MY MIND I WISHED I'D JUST KILLED EVERYBODY
INVOLVED
#THE BEST THING ABOUT JOHN GOODMAN MOVIES IS WHEN YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING HIM
FOR WASTING YOUR TIME AFTERWARDS
I THINK FILKING SHOULD BE RENAMED TO 'FOLK SINGING'
SOMETIMES I'M AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT BECAUSE MY 'FRIENDS' DON'T 'LIKE ME' AND
'DON'T WANT ME ANYWHERE AROUND THEM'
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO BE REFERRED TO WITH THE HONORIFIC MS.
#POOPING TWICE IN THE SAME DAY IS LIKE A FULL MOON TWICE IN THE SAME MONTH