JACK TALES

We learn of many Jacks in history and mythology. The most famous historical Jack is Jack the Ripper. Some famous mythological Jacks are Jack and the bean stalk; little Jack Horner and Jack in the Box. A jack is also a hydraulic device used to lift cars so that a tyre can be changed or access given to under the car. There is even a game called jacks. Also in DJ and video equipment there is a device called a jack used for input and output connections. We even have candy called Cracker Jacks. Coming to more contemporary Jacks, we have famous personalities such as Jack Wilshere an English footballer who plays as a midfielder for Arsenal and the England national team; and Jack Wise - magician and ventriloquist. We in Trinidad are very fortunate to have our very own Jack who for all intent and purposes is a Midas. But unlike the King Midas who turned everything that he touch to gold, our Jack turns everything he touch to dust. He is at once a riper cause he rape the treasury dry with his mega projects. He will give up a useful cow for paltry beans. He lives in his own little corner; cannot think outside the box. You can use him to raise the costs of anything. He is only on games. He can output money from your pocket and input into his pocket. Some say he is like a sugar daddy from Sugaruanas. He was in football and can make anything amount of money disappear and an expert at double speech.

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Monday, December 5, 2011

New MAS for Dimanche Gras

Soon we will celebrate Christ-mas; Mass in the Dimanche Gras and now with this Aunty Kamla regime, we have a new MAS More Amazing Shit. This pack of neva see come see has yet out done the amazing shit they never cease to keep doing. We agree politricks is a game but at least one would expect for them to be all playing the same game or at least be on the same team. They are their own opposition. After 18 months you think they could get it right at some point. I sincerely feel they get up every morning and plan how best we can embarrass ourselves and make our supporters regret they ever vote for us. Such dotishness is not an act of random stupidity which we are all prone too. Such dotishness is the orchestrated outcome of planning and careful study. You have to study to be so dotish. God will not be so cruel to make a person so imbecilic. This Kamla regime has made me into an atheist. If this is the best we can do even God cannot help us.

WHAT I HEAR...
I hear Fernandes shares increase due to heavy government investment. I hear Johnny stop walking in the Diplomatic Centre, he now crawling due to severe over use. I hear Foreign Affairs Ministry is now a Family Alone Ministry. I hear the new Minister of Transport playing father Joseph knocking on every door for a lodging to set up his Ministry for Christmas but all doors close in his face.