NUKKAD NATAK
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NUKKAD NATAK INTRO
All - Hey civic sense ke!
Civic sense ke door gaao se dekho bhhaiya aaye hai!
Civic sense sikhane dekho nukkad natak laaye hai!
Hey hey! Hey hey!
Person 1 - Toh saaheban, kadardaan, meherbaan,
Dil thaam ke baithye, hum CC122
Pesh karne jaa rahe hai humara nukkad natak
“Civic Sense ki Class”
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Person 2 - Bharat. Bharat ek aisa desh hai jaha mitti se veerta ki Khushboo aati hai.
Jaha harr zameen ne ek veer ko Janam diya.
Jaha harr boond ne kurbaani ka geet gaaya hai
Group - Aao bachcho tumhe dikhaye jhanki Hindustan ki,
Iss mitti se tilak karo yeh dharti hai balidan ki!
Vande Mataram! Vande Mataram!
Person 3 - Yeh dharti hai Shivaji ki!
Yeh dharti hai Maharana Pratap ki!
Yeh dharti hai Bhagat Singh, Rani Laxmibai, aur Subhash Chandra Bose ki!
Group - Uttar Me Rakhavalee Karata Parvataraj Virat Hai
Dakshin Me Charano Ko Dhota Sagar Kaa Samrat Hai
Jamuna Jee Ke Tat Ko Dekho Ganga Kaa Yeh Ghat Hai
Bat Bat Pe Hat Hat Me Yaha Nirala Thath Hai
Person 2- yeh hai humara Bharat. Parampara, pratistha, aur anushashan (Amitabh
Bacchan style) ka Prateek
Person 4 - in logon ko thodi galatfaimi hui hai, yeh humara bharat hain nahi, yeh humara
bharat tha
Group - KYA? KYA? KYAA? (saas bahu tv serial style)
(Dhoom tana dam tana…)
Heyyy maa! Mata Ji! (Daya ben style)
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Person 4 - Aaj ka Bharat? Bekar, ganda, awara!
Pahele log mitti se tilak karte the, aur aaj? Uss hi mitti par kachra phenkte hai.
Pahele log “Vande Matram” kahate the, aur aaj? Aaj log…
Person 5 - (Person 4 gets pushed by person 5)
Abey hatt na yaar!
Person 4 - …kahate hai.
(pause) Yeh sabh dekh ke lagta hai ki humne humare desh ko kho diya.
Kya yahi hai woh Bharat jaha Gandhi ne satyagrah kiya?
Kya yahi hai woh Bharat jaha Subhash ne “tum mujhe khoon do” kaha tha?
Pahele humare laal humari mitti ko khoon se rangte the, abh humare log ‘
humari mitti ko paan ke laal se rangte hai.
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Person 1 - Bhai, desh kharab nahi hua hai…
Hum kharab ho gaye hain.
Desh sirf imaaraton, sadkon, aur netaon se nahi banta
Desh banta hai hum jaise nagriko se.
Aaj hum sab ko lagta hai Bharat badal gaya hai…
Par asal mein, hum badalne se darte hai!
Person 4 - Matlab, yeh sabh meri galti hai?
Group - Matlab yeh sabh meri galti hai???
Person 1 - Bilkul. Tum sabh apna civic sense bech aaye ho.
Toh chaliye- (BHARAT MATA appears on stage)
Group - aao hum tumko sikhlaye civic sense hota hai kya
Thoda seekh loge tum toh ho jayega desh mahan
(Bharat mata is energetic and powerful)
Bech aaye tum, civic sense kaha?
Arey bech aaye tum, civic sense kaha?
(Person 2 pushes bharat maata when walking)
Padh likh kar bhi kuch naa seekhe aaj bhi tum ho andpadh jaise
Thookte ho tum paan ke peeche, beech sadak par gaadi leke
(person 3 spits and the paan attained pallu of mata is revealed)
Koi jo roke tumko koot’te ho usko gaali deke
(person 4 and person 5 fighting)
Lekar badi gaadi hai, par soch tumhari chhoti hai!
Ganda karke maanoge, kuch soch tumhari aisi hai!
(person 2 dumps garbage near mata)
Line lagi hai phir bhi tum todkar usko maanoge!
(Person 6, 1, 3 standing in line, person 5 pushes away and says “apun jaha
khada hota hai line wahi se shuru hoti hai samjha kya?”)
Zor zor se karke baate sabko chauka daaloge!
(person 6 talks loudly on phone)
Degree paisa sabkuch hai par soch tumhari chhoti hai
Ganda karke maanoge much soch tumhari aisi hai
(person 4 throws garbage near mata)
Seekh lo zara civic sense yaha,
Thoda seekh loge tum toh ho jayega desh mahan
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Person 4 - arey.. yeh sabh toh mai bhi karta ho…
Aur phir keheta hoon ki desh kharab hai
…shayad desh nahi mai kharab hoon
Person 1 - desh tabhi badlega, jabh hum badlege
Bharat ko mahan banana hai toh apne andar kke nagrik ko mahan banana
hoga
(everyone starts picking up the garbage, helps bharat mata get herself
together)
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Person 1 - Bharat kisi sarkar se nahi
Apne logon ke vyavhar se mahan banta hai
Civic sense desh bhakti ka pahela kadam hai
Group- hum badlege toh desh badlega
Hum sudhrege toh desh sudhrega
Aao hum tumko dikhlaye jhanki hindustan ki
Is mitti se tilak karo yeh dharti hai balidan ki
Seekh lo zara civic sense yaha, seekh lo zara civic sense yaha
Aao hum tumko sikhe hai civic sense hota hai kya
Seekh loge tum bhi toh ho jayega desh mahan.
Vandematram, vandematram, vandematarm, vandemataram.
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