RAJNEETI

THE SCRIPT
Characters
NARRATORS – Priya das

STUDENTS – mohommad ali Ibrahim

Daringwar
ANCHOR – sanober alam
POLITICIANS – ritvik ghosh
Shiv Narayan
Shreyansh pal
Priya das
Akshita vashisth
Urvi mehra

SCENE 1

(NARRATOR) : The scene starts with two college students ( first

time voters )
Who come in and decide to watch to watch television ( the news )
Where the anchor EKTA SINGH ( played by sanober alam )
Introduces the audience to the politicians who have gathered to
explain their propogandas for the upcoming elections .

(EKTA SINGH ) : namashkar ! aap sabhi ka swagat hai sham ki

khabar sponsored by jio only on kal tak channel
Jaisa ki aap sabhi ko pata hai ki elections kareeb aa rahen hai toh
aaj hum sab yaha par maujood hai
Humare saath aaj kuch khas log hain * (here when sanober takes
their names side by side ali comes in and tells who is played by
who )*
MAHENDRA NODI ( SHIV NARAYAN )
ARVIND BAJRIWAL ( RITVIK SAIRAM GHOSH )
ROHAN GANDHI ( SHREYANSH PAL )
KAYA WATI ( AKSHITA VASHISTH )
KAMLA BANERJEE ( PRIYA DAS )
MANYA GANDHI ( URVI MEHRA )

( EKTA SINGH ): toh ayein baat cheet shuru karte hain . nodi ji
aapki kya raaye hai ?

( MAHENDRA NODI ): mitron !! mahendra nodi ka namashkar ,

aapka vote bahrat ke Bhagya ke liye hai , aap sabhi ne dekha
kaise humari party ne bharat me itna badlav laya hai .. itihas me
ek bahaut zaruri nirnay liya gaya tha ki aap sabhi ko vote krne ki
shakti mili aur mera aapse anurodh hai ki aap iss takat ka puri
tarah se istamaal karey . ABKI BAAR MERI SARKAAR

( EKTA SINGH ) : hum aagey badte hai bajriwal ji pe

( BAJRIWAL ) : dekhiye ! mai kehna chahunga ki amir aur amir

hotey ja rahen hai aur gaareeb aur gareeb . koi aam aadmi ke
baarey me toh sochta ho nahi hai . maine aaplogo ke liye paani
muft kardiya , Bijli muft kardi , aur kuch samay baad mahilao ke
liye yatayat ki muft krdiye jayenge . maine yae kaise kiya mere
pas koi hzar crore paise toh hain nahi . par mujhse pehle jo yaha
ke log the voh ye sab paisa kha jatey they mai bas aam aadmi ki
zindagi khushhaal bana jata hu . ab aap batao kya BJP ye krlega
nahi na . agar BJP ne muft kardiya toh mai khud bolunga ki BJP ko
vote karo . ( nodi gets offended ) .

( NODI ): aayien kabhi aakhade me .

( BAJRIWAL ): ( reads the quoted from the board about fear )

( NODI ) : kya boley aaap !

( BAJRIWAL ): kuch nahi board pe likha hai .

( NODI EYE ROLLS )

( EKTA SINGH ): chaliye hum ab rohan Gandhi ki traf badte hai

( ROHAN GANDHI ): “ all we want in this country” ….

(* BAJRIWAL STOPS HIM SAYING THAT “ BETAJI NATIONAL TV

HAI HINDI M BAAT KARO *)

(ROHAN GANDHI ): iss desh me humlog yahi toh chahtey hain ki

logo ki tarakki ho ! mai vaada karta hu ki apko voh sab milega jo
aap chahte ho mai aapko aasman ki uchaiyon tak pahuchaunga ,
aap ko chaand chahiye ! mai aapko chaand par ghar dilvaunga ,
aaloo daaloge toh sona niklega
Aap log jaantey hi ho ki congress corruption ke kitne khilaaf hai
….
( ALL POLITICIANS EXCEPT URVI START LAUGHING
SARCASTICALLY )

( SHREY GIVES A DISSAPIONTED LOOK TO URVI )

( URVI SUDDENLY STARTS TALKING ON BEHALF OF CONGRESS

CUTTING ROHAN OFF )

( MANYa GANDHI ) : toh jaisa ki mai keh rahi thi , hum chahte
hai ki sabko equal rights miley and they are treated equally . hum
jo itte saal se desh ko sajote aaye hai …aaj hum sab yahan prastut
hain aur hum iss desh ki tarakki ke barey mein baat karna
chahege . hum sab ushi ki baat karte hain jo iss desh ki jad hai .
ithihaas sakshi hai ki bharat apni sanskriti ke liye har jagah jaana
jata hai . ithihaas toh sunhera hai hi.
( kaya wati ): aap ithihaas ki baat chodo aur bhavishya ki yani ki
aaney vale kal ki baat karo …

(MANYA GANDHI ): haan toh kyu na karey hum itihaas ki baat .

humari party ne sattar saalo se iss desh ki khidmad ki hai aur
aagey bhi karte aayenge hum toh bas sabko equal adhikaar dena
chahte hai

( KAYA WATI MOCKS HER BY SAYING THAT “ equality ki baat

karte hain aur khud puri party me nepotism bhara pada hai “)

( urvi remains silent)

Ekta singh proceeds with kaya wati

(KAYA WATI): mere bhaiyo behnno mai ek adhura sapna pura

karne aayi hun , hum logo ne jo sangathan banaya hai jo ye jo
gatbandhan hai uski madad se hum yaha tak aayen hai aur aagey
bhi jayenge .amir ho ya gareeb hum sabki utni hi kadar karte hai
aur jahan tak baat hai humarey sabhi mitron ki , toh unko hum
yeh aashvasan dena chaungi ki apki saari mange puri karungi aur
sabko samanya hak milega aur har gareeb ko khushiyan paney ka
mauka milega

( BAJRIWAL ): gareebi ki baat aap na karey , abhi pichle mahiney

hi aapke jaanne valo ke pas itni jayedad paayi gayi hai ..aap toh
aisa na hi kahiye

AT LAST EVERY ONE MAKES A CHAOS BECAUSE OF FIGHTIING .

EKTA SINGH GETS ANNOYED AND BANGS THE TABLE . MAKING
EVERYONE SILENT FOR A FEW MINUTES . AND THEN IN ANGER
TELLS EVERYONE THE REAL MEANING OF ELECTIONS AND THE
WAY THEY SHOULD BE DONE , AND ALSO HOW THW WAY THE
PEOPLE IN INDIA ACTUALLY DO IT .

EKTA’S SPEECH :-
THIS IS THE MAIN PROBLEM IN INDIA NO ONE IS WILLING TO
COMPROMISE OR ADJUST , ELECTIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FAIR
AND JUST BUT IN INDIA EVERYONE HAS MADE IT A DIFFERENT
STORY , PROPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT IF THEY FOR ONCE
UNDERSTAND THE REAL PROBLEM THARE MIGHT BE CHANCE
THAT INDIA UNDERGOES A VERY DRASTIC CHANGE . POLITICAL
PARTIES ARE SUPPOSED TO EXIST SO THAT THE VOTERS HAVE A
CHOICE , AN OPTION BETWEEN CHOOSING WHAT THEY FEEL IS
THE BEST , WHO THEY FEEL WILL ACTUALLY STAND UP TO
THEIR EXPECTATIONS AND ALSO GIVE THEM THE SUPPORT THEY
NEED AND DESERVE AS CITIZENS OF A DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY .

BUT TODAY , TODAY WE ACTUALLY SAW WHAT YOU ALL ARE

DOING , HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEBE THAT YOU WILL
WORK TOGETHER HAND IN HAND WHEN YOU CANNOT EVEN
SPEND AN HOUR WITHOUT RIPPING EACH OTHERS HEADS OFF.
C’MON, GIVE US AN ANSWER RIGHT AWAY AS IT IS THE NATION
DEMANDS TO KNOW. THIS COUNTRY HAS ALREADY SUFFERED
ENOUGH AND NOW WE DON’T WANT TO INCREASE OUT
PROBLEMS BY CHOOSING IMBECILS WHO CANNOT EVEN TALK TO
THEIR COMPETITION PROPERLY LEAVE ASIDE THEM GOVERNING
THE ENTIRE COUNTRY .
ID LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOU PRESENCE HERE WITH US , IT
WAS REALLY HELPFUL AND IM SURE THE SOUNTRY WILL
CHOOSE WHATEVER IS RIGHT FOR THEM

PRIYA
HI ! AND A VERY GOOD MORNING TO ALL , I PRIYA DAS
AM GRATEFUL TO BE HERE TODAY AND NARRATE THIS
LITTLE SATTIRE ON THE POLITICAL PARTIES OF INDIA .
( RAJNEETI ) , ID LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS ACT TAKES
YOU THROUGH THE PROBLEMS AND THE DIFFICULTIES
THE YOUTH TODAY COMES AROUND BECAYSE THEY ARE
TOO CONFUSED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN WHO TO VOTE
ESPECIALLY THE NEWLT TURNED 18 TEENAGERS . THIS
ACT IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THEIR POWER AND LEAVE NO CHANCE TO
DISRESPECT THE OTHER PARTIES . The scene starts with
two college students ( first time voters )
Who come in and decide to watch to watch television ( the news )
Where the anchor EKTA SINGH ( played by sanober alam )
Introduces the audience to the politicians who have gathered to
explain their propogandas for the upcoming elections