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I am worried about Jung the most.
Hell give it away for sure.
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(, 1992; 2011)

Hey Wit, are you really going to
sleep with that girl?
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This Chammy will be out for patrol!

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Hi Homo Lesbo
Hi! Tootsie!

Horton
[That blue elephant from Dr.Seusses' Horton hears a who.]

That bitch is going to ruin my

bikini!
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You butt hugger!

You pansy!

I was busy, you slackers!

You turd!
Bastard!

Crazy beyotch!

Twat!
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You ditz
Such a dumbass you are.


Damn you hack! Douchebag!

F*ck me

If you wanna date that chick, Im okay.
Big Sis Champaign
Its okay girls.
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From now on, if anybody comes into my life, I will pound him until
he shatters.

If I don't find a guy to screw, I'm

not leaving!

You guys do it yet? / Have you two boned yet?

What did you do? What else. Probably a bootie call with some
tomboy.
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Im teasing

exhibitsrecklessbehaviour
and displays disregard for
personal and publicsafetyin a Fooligans
comedicfashion.
Psych!
To start minding one's own
business after having
previously meddled in the
concerns of others.
Butt-out!


Stop fussing.
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Even though Tee is a drama queen and has cheated on
you, at least
? he has never broken up with you.

You are such a drama queen.

She looks like she's fresh off the boat.
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You cheapskate

He would think you guys are streetwalkers and I'm a

streetwalker tag-along for sure.

Speak of the devil

When I said no, he screamed like an elephant in heat.
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Shes talented at playing Scissor sisters using cymbals.
[Sexual position where two ladies slot their legs either side of each other in
order that they cangrindfront bot-bots
together.]

Whoa! Look at that German Sausage.

Champey is considered #1 on the Alist
of clubbers.

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Lots of people handle the rollercoaster of emotions in their own
special way.

First dates for Natty are about calling everyone together 'to bolster her
confidence.

Gosh! Don't call me that!

Let's add some fuel

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Polyeste bill I forget the r

2
The Star
Hold on. You're so dressed up to buy coffee or to be : the
one of
two finalist of The Voice?

I live in the boonies, what do you expect?
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What if Brad Pitt walked by while we're eating?

I was dreaming that Ellen asked me to get married.

And what's up with this 'Lady Gaga' hairdo?
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() And where is this Yoshinoya of yours?

Don't be weirded out by what you see Today let me be 'Kendall
Jenner' for once.

Kylie and Brody, the sister and brother of mine, had also
something good happened even before they got inside.
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Weve got to find new hubbies!

So you are willing to be the wifey?
Or find my new wifey in my case.

For Tootsies, finding a mate starts easily by getting together on Friday
night to hunt for prey.


We're taught that "Losing all your gold is better than having your
husband stolen."

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He works as a steward. But likes to be called a stewardess more.

a sign that the heavens are allowing us to meet someone
better.

? So why did you wear heels?

Enough already. Stop being sad. We look pathetic.
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But some people don't want any crazy distractions around them.

I've been listening to you babble on about a show and tried to
interrupt a few times.
But this girl never stopped talking

Youre acting sketchy.

All these businessmen look yummy.

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Golf, our friend must be a loaded. He's sporting a nose job
again.

Today you look meaty.

What's meaty?
That's nasty.

He kept 'ahem'ing that his throat got sore. You just have to
powder your nose now.
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"every tootsie values their compact. The more
expensive, the more precious. Compacts need tender
loving care.

Gus, you here to try to steal that boy behind my back,
right?
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She likes hooking up with Tomboys.



Hey! Why do you need to know all the details?

He's itching to get laid. There won't be any leftovers.

The budget is as small as

a pin head.
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She thinks you are one of those no-sex-before-marriage
chicks?

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Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot. (Gay in Thai slang)

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I won't let myself lose to that pale-looking-cake-faced
bitch.
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Girls, Hack tay-ed me!
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He also tay-ed (dumped) me for another bitch!

You are ditching me again.
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Why making a face like something is burrowing up your
ass?

a 2nd rate M.C. who does her breast oops, her best to
brand herself into a 1st rate M.C.
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Don't be like a little high

school beyotch.
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This is the worst part about getting put on the spot.



Fronting like you are not crazy for a guy,
not only the effect that it has on
yourself,

it also create a 'negative affect' on
your friend's wallet too.

Handsome but with a
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