Christmas (bad) jokes

1) What do you call Santa’s helpers?

2) What’s a good Christmas tip?
3) What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas?
4) Which elf was the best singer?
5) What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in
concert?
6) When Santa doesn't move then what he
should be called as?
7) Do you know any bird that can write?
8) What is the favorite food of elves?
9) How did elves climbed up to the top of
Santa’s Castle?
10) What’s the first thing learnt by elves in
school?
11) Where do you find elves?
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• What do you call Santa’s helpers?

• Subordinate Clauses.
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• What’s a good Christmas tip?

• Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until

all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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• What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas?

• Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!

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• Which elf was the best singer?

• Answer: ELFis Presley

 5
• What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in
concert?

• Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

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• When Santa doesn't move then what he
should be called as?

• Answer: Santa Pause.

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• Do you know any bird that can write?

• Answer: Pen-guin.
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• What is the favorite food of elves?

• Answer: "Elf"-aghetti!
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• How did elves climbed up to the top of Santa’s
Castle?

• Answer: Using an "Elf"-evator.

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• What’s the first thing learnt by elves in
school?

• Answer: The "elf"-abet!

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• Where do you find elves?

• Answer: It depends on where you left them!

• I told you they are all bad jokes…so…don’t kill
me please!!!