Sociology dating simulator 😜

y/n(yourname): wow, morning already, I can’t wait to start at

my new school, sociology high
This is a story about y/n making their way through a new
school, new people, and a new love

They get ready choosing there fav outfit that is sure to impress
everyone
y/n: looks like I’m ready to go tee hee
y/n: im kinda nervous, hopefully everyone here is nice
???: Hi there! My name is Functionalism, I hear you’re the new
student, are you excited to be allocated a role for your future or
what XD.
y/n: role…..? Uhm anyway, I’m y/n its nice to meet you.
Functionalism: Nice to meet you too, well I have to go now I
need to make sure I have all my books, want to make sure I
have everything to get good grades! I love meritocracy
y/n: hmm she seemed very nice
y/n: AHH- ahem, hi?
???: Hello. You must be the new guy..
NewRight: I’m NewRight nice to meet you
NewRight:
y/n: uhm y-yeah
Hello.i-i’m
You new.
mustWhats
be the that
newbadge
guy for?
NewRight: I’m running for school president, vote me if you
want to take responsibility for yourself. NO MORE WELFARE,
WE DONT NEED IT RAHHHHH
y/n: he was…. Nice?
??? : MEN IN CAGES! MEN IN CAGES!
y/n: woah whos making that noise?
???: MEN IN CA- oh hey, you’re the new person right…
y/n: yeah I-
RadicalFeminism: I’m the one and only RadicalFeminism, now
get out my way I’m trying to campaign to get rid of all men
political lesbianism is the future! MEN IN CAGES!!
y/n: she seemed… very passionate
As you walk through the hall you bump into somebody…
y/n: oh my gosh, im so sorry!!
???: thats ok, are you alright?
You look up from the floor and were stunned to see the pure
amount of beauty that was infront of you
y/n: *blushes* y-yeah I’m ok
???: *blushes* thats good, are you the new student? It’s nice to
meet you. A shame its in this Institutional state apparatus but,
society is so brocken
y/n: y-yeah it is a shame. I’m y/n whats your name?
Marxism senpai: I’m marxism senpai
*bell rings*

Marxism senpai: oh looks like its form time, i'll show you to the
classroom.
Teacher: please welcome our new student y/n, seems like there
are 3 seats available, who would you like to sit next
y/n: I bet I could get somebody to help me get closer to marxism
senpai… who should I choose?

New Right

Radical Feminism

Functionalism
y/n: Ill sit with radical feminism
RadFem: Hey y/n
y/n: Hi!... hey I have a question for you..
RadFem: What do you want?
y/n: Well I-I was just wondering if you could help me get closer
with Marxism Senpai, do you know if there’s anything he’d like
to do together with me?
RadFem: EW SO YOU LIKE MEN?????? YOU WILL PAY
FOR THIS
 Try again
here!

We need to eradicate
men from society, so you
might as well be sleeping
with the enemy

In a fit of rage, due to your non-lesbianness,

radical feminism beat you up and you died
y/n: Ill go to NewRight
NR: Hi y/n, I hope you voted for me *wink*
y/n: yeah ofc… (you lie so as to not upset him)
NR: Good, I look forward to raising standards in our school,
ugh and get rid of free school meals, people need to work for
their money, so if your too lazy to, then your children wont eat,
jeez, not that hard to realise
y/n: uhm, yes? Anyway, could you do me a favor. I think I like
marxism senpai and was hoping if you could help me get closer
with him?
NR: of course, anything for you *evil laugh*
New Right did indeed help you and Marxism senpai get
together and eventually you married and lived together
happily ever after
SIKE!!
You did indeed get married, but that meant
being trapped in its deadly shackles and you
ended up living out your days as a housewife
while Marxism senpai was stuck in a dead end
job, and because by that time NewRight
managed to take over the world there was no
welfare state to help you two so you both
waste away in a pit of marketisation,
capitalistic despair :(
How could you do this
to me y/n? :(((( hahahahaaa

Try again
here!
y/n: Ill sit with functionalism