Top 10 reasons why you

should date me
1. You don’t have to worry about me cheating
cos I hate everyone

plus
• I’d cheat on my diet before I cheat on you
• I never cheat on my diet
2. We always laugh at the same jokes

• I respect our aggressive wild humour

3. I am proficient in a number of love
languages

• All 5 to be exact
4. I can’t resist myself that’s why u shouldn’t
as well

• Not to toot my own horn, but I have a fantastic body, which you can
always flex, vienny arms, hips you can hold on to, and that as well.

• Basically I’m a walking all-you-can-eat-buffet.

5. I am high maintenance but I won’t charge
extra for night shift

• Not even for day

6. I love cats

• Biggest green flag ever imo.

6. Cat’s love me
• Biggest flex ever imo.
7. I’m down for pretty much anything

• Sneaking you into boy’s hostel.

• Drinking competition? Count me in, I’ll help us win.
• Load’s of outdoor dates.
• Duet dance.

plus im athletic so stamina is never an issue for me.

8. I give good massages

• Back, leg, foot and head are my

specialty

• Often without being asked

9. I am strong
• I can protect you from gamde lomg
10. I am a morning person and you are a
night person

• Opposites attract each other

I am pretty you are hot, and I believe together we will be pretty hot..
Still not convinced?
Listen to the critics

• Talented, handsome, brilliant, showstopping and spectacular

- my mom.

• He’s definitely an upgrade. If I was you I’d say yes

– your ex bf.
will you be my date?