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    A new mayoral candidate, Lorena Bobbitt, is entering the race and could pose a challenge to the current frontrunner Anthony Weiner. The poem suggests Bobbitt's past scandal involving domestic violence could become a focus of the campaign, and Weiner may feel threatened by her candidacy as it references his own past scandals. The election may come down to which candidate can best address issues like building projects and policy platforms.

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    A new mayoral candidate, Lorena Bobbitt, is entering the race and could pose a challenge to the current frontrunner Anthony Weiner. The poem suggests Bobbitt's past scandal involving domestic violence could become a focus of the campaign, and Weiner may feel threatened by her candidacy as it references his own past scandals. The election may come down to which candidate can best address issues like building projects and policy platforms.

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    New Mayoral Candidate Get Rise Out of Anthony Weiner

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    Elton Camp
    A new mayoral candidate, Lorena Bobbitt, is entering the race and could pose a challenge to the current frontrunner Anthony Weiner. The poem suggests Bobbitt's past scandal involving domestic violence could become a focus of the campaign, and Weiner may feel threatened by her candidacy as it references his own past scandals. The election may come down to which candidate can best address issues like building projects and policy platforms.

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    New Mayoral Candidate Get Rise out of Anthony Weiner

    By Elton Camp Lorena Bobbitt created a sensation a few years back For something unmentionable she proceeded to hack However now, according to what I hear, Shes running for NYC mayor this year Will Anthony Weiner quake with fear Anytime the new candidate comes near? A candidate who a scandal does elongate Lorena Bobbitt might rightly come to hate New buildings may be her preferred erection Surely a proper focus of the mayoral election We dont know yet what her platform will say Extraneous issues might she decide to cut away? A big-city mayor must be firm and hard Against this new entry, he must be on guard

    (A note: Ms. Bobbitt is now playing an important role is preventing domestic violence. This is only intended as a ribald humor write directed at him.)

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