PERFORMANCE PRESENTATION Chofer: I am a poor driver, who works all day on his bus.

I'm the typical bus driver who likes to talk with others drivers from other units out the window. In this work, I am a sentimental person but conflict at a time. Novio: I am the typical man that he likes the money and the easy life. I only hope marry my girlfriend to be able to obtain a place where live. I like sleep and eat very much. Today I will ask her if she wants marry with me, I wait be lucky. If she says yes, I will be very lucky. Novia: Well, Im patty; I live in apartment with my boyfriend, I worked in a big company, where I had to do the filing, some photocopying and a repot, yes I was secretary, the majority of my workmates told me that I was workaholic, but they must were joking. Now Im supervisor. Although this job is much harder than when I was secretary, Im happy. Im saving because my boyfriend and I would like to travel to Hawaii, so were going to work a lot. Although I am not suffering, because . Now we go to the town centre to buy something for a house Comprador: Vendedor: Well Im a smuggle seller. I work weekday selling stuff of smuggle and the weekends I buy a lot of things in black market. I usually get on the buses to sell my products and I cant complain because my business is profitable. Anciana: I am the elderly woman, I`m the typical person who likes that men are very gentlemen like in previous times and when people

are not friendly nor environmentally friendly get angry much, start to renege and criticize. I always try to compare the past with the present in which we live and how people behave now. I am very loving and sensitive when they treat me well, I like making people happy when I see there is a real love between them. Pregnant woman: My name is Mary and I am a future mother, my husband and I have been planning my baby shower party for weeks. And I'm about to give birth. Well, I dont like traveling on buses because the seat special to me always is occupied and I have to put up with the dizziness and Nauses for that tremendous movement, you know the problems of be mom. Pasajero 1: Pasajero 2:

Novia: Hi, Does this bus go to the town centre? DRIVER: Sorry, what was that? Novio: are you going into the centre? DRIVER: yeah, we go there. Novio: a couple to the town centre, please. DRIVER: Thatll be one forty, please. Novia: sorry, have you got change for a ten-pound note? DRIVER: yes of course Novio and Novia: thank you. EMBARAZADA: PASA POR LA MATERNIDAD

DRIVER: Good morning lady, of course is in my route, take your ticket, cumming it back there site. SELLER: Hi brother, how are you? DRIVER: Hi my friend, your on here again, we come to offer this time? SELLER: Well Im here again like every day. I wonder if you can allow me sell my products DRIVER: Go ahead, but this time you should be nice to people for you to buy. SELLER: Ladies and gentlemen, let me divert your attention.. Todos: what a waste of time! SELLER: From Smuggle Factory. Today I come to offer a lot of products for you. I have a blunt scissors, ideal for cutting without an accident. Patty: JOSE, En these last week, I have realized that we cant follow together. Novio: But why? I love you very much. Also, things between us are the best. Patty: what?? But if in our house I have to endure your dirty tights over the kitchen, all the clothes in the living room. You had to make the bed, wash the dish and you couldnt waste the money Novio: you know me well, then, why you make me problems now? You can not say anything because when you take a shower, the bathroom is very dirty and you cook ugly. Patty: what????..... Your mother cooks horrible!!!!!! Now you are complaining to me.. Of course, as your mother has always done all the things for you, so youre mothers baby. If I had been with Ricardo, we would have married and we are very happy.

Novio: Do not put my mother in this problem. She is the best cook of the world. Speak with my hand EMBARAZADA: I have to go to motherhood is a long journey, the seats are full and the special seat is occupied by this young man. And me with this huge belly I can not walk to the bottom, here I have the future of the country gentlemen, the future first lady ..! No gentlemen at this bus that can let me have the seat. SELLER: Ideal for the portfolio of the lady and gentlemans pocket. And dont come alone, no. By purchasing this wonder also takes a extra finger, in case you ever cut with other scissors and suffered the loss of a finger. And as if that werent enough, a thimble for that extra finger. All for the modest sum of five dollars and sixty cents. Is here anyone interested?. Novio: But if I end with her, where I will live? I have an idea. Patty, I need that you forgive me. I need ask you something.. PATTY: What happens? Want bother? EMBARAZADA: excuse me, is this seat free? excuse me, is this seat free? If I had my own car, this wouldn't be necessary Novio: Damn, I need to insure my home Well, as I was saying you, I wanted take advantage of the opportunity for.. PATTY: JOSE, but you are blindyou dont see that a pregnant woman is standing. She can just with her. Jose!! Stand and let the woman sit on the chair. Novio: To this step I will not obtain anything..

EMBARAZADA: It's like I said, the seats have not been ended, else the gentlemen Patty: these men!! That awful!!! That borders your tummy! What will your baby be? EMBARAZADA: My husband and I wanted a man to be the future president but she will be a woman so then she will be the first lady (laughter), anyway we are very happy and waiting for her arrival. Patty: congratulation, I see that you and your husband really love. Did you hear? . Be woman is the best. How many months do you have? EMBARAZADA: I have 8 months and 3 weeks Patty: What good luck! Very soon you are going to give birth. EMBARAZADA: Tomorrow I'll make a baby shower party. Over here I have a card of invitation..Would you like to come to my house? You are invited Patty: I love the parties. I dont believe. I will go to the baby shower, its amazing. SELLER: And as if that werent enough, a thimble for that extra finger. All for the modest sum of five dollars and sixty cents. Is here anyone interested?. Comprador: SELLER: Oh yeah, great I gonna take it!. Passed: driver, do you know how to sing? DRIVER: No, I dont know, why do you ask? COMPRADOR: SELLER: Yes, but its in my portfolio. COMPRADOR: SELLER: I gonna bring it you already! PASAJERO: this bus is a gas DRIVER: no, it is not. This bus uses fuel.

(Turning to the driver) Good morning! (with strong voice) what now do not know to greet the elderly? You do not have education, not he respects me, or is it was very important to not greet me, when I was your age was an obligation to greet the elderly Be Quick young my ticket. ANCIANA: DRIVER: take your ticket grandmother, cumming it back there site. ELDERLY WOMAN(Laura): What awful! No one gives me the seat, there is no respect or kindness to an old woman, what do you want me to sit in your above?, there is my back and above . I am with the rheumatism I remember that in my time the men were kind ahh and by the way were also very handsome ... in those days .. ! Novio: Patty!!! Patty: yes????? Tell me Jose!!! Novio: I wanted take this trip to.. PATTY: JOSE, you dont see!!!!!! An old woman is standing, she cant with her life, and she can die at any time. Jose!! Stand and let the woman sit on the chair. ELDERLY WOMAN: (is sits in the site that the young you gave) ! But that gentleman! (SHOUTS) Learn ignorant. Good for Nothing, to learn from this young man! (Going to the bride) Very helpful your boyfriend by letting me the seat, how long does your relationship? Patty: Yes, my darling is very cute. Well, I have with him. ELDERLY WOMAN: (Going towards the pregnant women) It would be nice that you're pregnant, but you are very young to have a

baby, my first child I had at age 30, but now I have 5 children and 12 grandchildren. EMBARAZADA: yes Mrs., times have changed, I married very young ELDERLY WOMAN: Yes because, it is no longer the same as before! Your baby moves a lot, it looks like youre already going to give birth, when is your scheduled labor? And will you do a baby shower? EMBARAZADA: no I yet. The party, mm yeah right, over here I have another card. Would you like to attend.. ELDERLY WOMAN: Well, of course!!! you then with tranquility and caring daughter. SELLER: Here you are!. And this is the extra finger. Here is the timble COMPRADOR: SELLER: Use the scissors to leave it as you most like!!! COMPRADOR: SELLER: No, Smuggle Factory also produces gold thimbles. COMPRADOR: SELLER: but I left it in the portfolio COMPRADOR: SELLER: Now I bring you! PASAJERO: driver, I bet that this bus is a gas. DRIVER: I just said that this bus does not use gas. And make room, that space back there. PASAJERO: driver, are yo usure it isnt gas? CHOFER: This bus uses fuel. PASAJERO: so, perhaps to some pasangers will forget the toilet DRIVER: I was taught that first rooster cackling at fault PASAJERO: insinuates it was me?

DRIVER: you were the only one who cackledPASAJERO: come and tell me in the face, to see if you are so cocky DRIVER: but who does he think? Novio: Patty!!! Patty: What do you want? Novio: I want to say something to you.. Patty: Jos! I dont understand you, speaks louder I cant hear anything. PASAJERO: give, tell me face what I just said Novio: I want to say something to you.. Pasajero: stupid ! DRIVER: No, Ill not be able... PASAJERO: Oh, now shrinks .. DRIVER: No, Ill not be able to say in the face because... Patty: what are you telling me? DRIVER: I will grind your face to blows Patty: what? You are silly, after of all the time. Get out of my house Passed: (the driver) can I a question? Pasajera: una pregunta Driver: after lady Passed: Mrs ?? nooo, Im miss . Im not married yet as to tell me Mrs, I have no even love. Pasajera: seora? noo. Yo soy seorita. Todava no me he casado, ni siquiera me he enamorado. PASAJERO: going to hit me? Dont you know thats cowardly hit someone who wears glasses?

Passed: driver hello. Can I a question? Please, please, please. Pasajera: chofer puedo hacerle una pregunta, porfa ,porfa, porfa. DRIVER: then lady and who has glasses? PASAJERO: me DRIVER: you arent cocky, youre chicken PASAJERO: but this chicken will leave you eye like a couple of boiled eggs Passed: can I a question, please. Pasajera : una pregunta, porfavor DRIVER: I labor to this guy head and replied your question. Passed: if you are here, who manage the bus? Pasajera: si usted est aqu, quin est manejando el bus? TODOs: gritar DRIVER: quiet, dont worry! The bus is in control again! And you wait to stop at traffic lights and I will under your teeths NOVIO: Patty , quiero decirte algo? NOVIA: si , jose . NOVIO: Patty , quiero decirte algo? DRIVER: goes to wash the dishes! NOVIA: how? NPOVIO: I need to do a question PASAJERO: was you who shot the gas? NOVIA: whatts? Novio: silence everybody! Patty, would you like marry me? Patty: ohhhhh. I dont know that say EMBARAZADA: Say yes, it is a very romantic proposal, take advantage.!!

ERDERLY WOMAN: That dared. Don t listen to him, is the envy because nobody makes it event, I'm sure. Tell them that yes, it is very gentleman and he loves you. GIRLFRIEND: Yes! I accept! DRIVER: Im so escited Patty: yesss, Jos, I love you. I want to get married with you Novio: I am the happiest man of the world! DRIVER: If I tell the boys from the other units, I will believe. It looks like a movie! PASAJERO: what do I care Novio: Patty, when we go down the bus, I will give you a kiss SELLER: AAH , Damn, but I dont have change! COMPRADOR: SELLER: Heres your change and dont trouble me more else I gonna shove the finger in your eye. COMPRADOR: ERDERLY WOMAN: Why not get married right now? Here (pointing to the hand) Why wait any longer? Take advantage of their youth, I can be a witness in their marriage. You marry! You marry! (With palms) Novio: But we need a judge. Passed: Im a judge . Pasajera : yo soy jueza. COMPRADOR: Passed: I need two people of witnesses Pasajera : necesito dos personas de testigos. COMPRADOR: Ceremonia:

Passed: ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered here to unite in marriage to Paty and Jose. Good! By the power has vested in me the nation and my five years in the university (the driver interrupts). Pasajera: seoras y seores. Estamos aqu reunidos para unir en matrimonio a Paty y a Jose. Bueno . por el poder que me otorga la nacin y los 5 aos en la universidad ( interrumpe el chofer) Driver : facing the grain. Driver : de frente al grano. Passed: ok! Pasajera: Esta bien. Passed: Paty Do you accept as your husband to Jose..? Pasajera : Paty aceptas como esposo a Jos? Paty : yes , I do Passed: Jos Do you accept as your wife to Paty ..?( the pregnant interrupt) Pasajera: jose .. Aceptas copmo esposa a Paty? ( la embarazada interrumpe) Novio: I believe that I will never marry and will not be able to obtain a place to live. Better I will live with my mom