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RIDDLES
1. What will always support you when everyone else lets you down?
Your legs
2. What has no legs but runs everywhere?
Water
3. What did one lift say to the other lift?
I think I'm coming down with something!
6. Why are fish such poor tennis players?
They don't like to get too close to the net!
7. What can run and whistle, but can't wal or tal?
A locomotive!
!. What do far"ers and gardeners grow at the sa"e ti"e?
Older
#. What goes s"aller when you turn it upside down?
The number 9
1$. Why do leopards never escape fro" the %oo?
Because they are always sotted!
11. Which is used only when broen?
!gg
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12. What did the fish say when it swa" into a wall?
"#am!"
13. Why is a traffic police"an the strongest "an in the world?
$e can sto a ten%ton truck with one hand!
1&. Who earns his living without doing a day's wor?
A night watchman
1'. What has a nec but cannot swallow?
A bottle!
16. Why was the apple tree crying?
Because eole were always icking on him!
17. What pets "ae the "ost noise?
Trumets!
1!. What do you do if you get a blue banana?
Try to cheer it u!
1#. What goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse
2$. Why is the sun the sa"e as rain?
Because they both our down on things!
21. What's the longest day of the wee?
Wednesday& because it's got nine letters!
22. What is s"all and sharp and has one eye?
A needle
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23. Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because no one else will wag it 'or him!
2&. What do you call an elephant that flies?
A (umbo (et!
2'. Why is a calendar sad?
Because its days are numbered)
26. What do angaroos have that no other ani"als have?
*ittle kangoroos
27. (andy) Where does *riday co"e before +hursday?
In a dictionary
2!. What goes up and never co"es down?
Your age
2#. Why do you have to go to bed?
Because the bed won't come to you!
3$. What do frogs drin?
A croak a cola
31. What do you get if you "il a cow after an earth,uae?
+ilk shake
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