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The United States has only won a one
Ryder Cup since 2002. This is a crisis
that all American people want solved.
They are trying to formulate a new
way to choose the captain for future
Ryder Cups so that the Europeans can
stop enjoying the spotlight. A
committee has been formed that
consist of players and past captains to
make the future of America brighter.
John Brightsmock stated Im sick
and tired of hearing the chants OLE
OLE OLE OLE OLE on the T.V.
every two years. It puts me in a worse
mood than I am already in, because
we are usually playing badly and they
are just rubbing it in our faces. As
you can see, the mood around the
United States isnt very good.The
Europeans are taking their newest
victory very well. Who watches golf
is what Alfie Pantaloons had to say. It
is obvious that the Europeans arent
worried about what the Americans are
doing for they have a much more
rounded team than they do, for they
are from more than one country. The
reason why America keeps losing is
actually obvious. They are one
country going up against a continent.
The odds are most definitely in favor
of the continental team. Alfred
Higginbottom believes that America
should take their participation medal
and run, but his American friend says
No! Running is not Americas thing.
Running is EUROPES THING! You
were the ones who ran to America in
both of the World Wars or was it
the other way around?
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