Anthropologists have discovered an entire island nation of 10 million people called Haiti after a massive earthquake revealed its existence. Located just off the coast of Florida, Haiti had been inhabited for over 300 years without being noticed by the rest of the world. The anthropologists were shocked to find that a whole civilization had been living under dangerous conditions in poverty and political instability, enduring struggles even before the recent devastating earthquake.
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Anthropologists have discovered an entire island nation of 10 million people called Haiti after a massive earthquake revealed its existence. Located just off the coast of Florida, Haiti had been inhabited for over 300 years without being noticed by the rest of the world. The anthropologists were shocked to find that a whole civilization had been living under dangerous conditions in poverty and political instability, enduring struggles even before the recent devastating earthquake.
Anthropologists have discovered an entire island nation of 10 million people called Haiti after a massive earthquake revealed its existence. Located just off the coast of Florida, Haiti had been inhabited for over 300 years without being noticed by the rest of the world. The anthropologists were shocked to find that a whole civilization had been living under dangerous conditions in poverty and political instability, enduring struggles even before the recent devastating earthquake.
Island Civilization Called 'Haiti' (2010) PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITILess than two weeks after converging upon the site of a devastating magnitude 7.0 earthquake, American anthropologists have confirmed the discovery of a small, poverty-stricken island nation, known to its inhabitants as "Haiti." Located just 700 miles off the southeastern coast of Florida, the previously unaccounted-for country is believed to be home to an estimated 10 million people. Even more astounding, reports now indicate that these people have likely inhabited the impoverished, destitute regionunnoticed by the rest of the worldfor more than 300 years. "That an entire civilization has been somehow existing right under our noses for all this time comes as a complete shock," said University of Florida anthropology professor Dr. Ben Oliver, adding that it appeared as if Haiti's citizens had been living under dangerous conditions even before the devastating earthquake struck. "Of course, there have been rumors in the past about a long-forgotten Caribbean nation whose people struggle every day to survive, live in constant fear of a corrupt government, and endure such squalor and hunger that they have resorted to eating dirt. But never did we give them much thought."