Professional Documents
Culture Documents
By Liliana Rodriguez
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Barbershop
Mayhem
By Sasha Waters
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Disturbing the
Peace
By Christina James
Calls to non-emergency
police department rang in this
morning to the Mayberry
police department. The
reports claim a disturbance of
the peace for non-stop
whistling. Ironically enough,
Sheriff Andy and his little red
head son were the ones in
the report. Reporters say that
a man and his son took down
their fishing poles and met
some others at the fishing
hole. They were so upset at
not catching a bite all day so
they rushed off in anger.
Others say it is a great place
to rest you bones or even for
such activities like skipping
stones. You will feel almost
as fresh as lemonade sitting
in the shade out here, says a
man at the scene. The calls
were complaints about some
fools whistling all day.
Unfortunately there was
her
famous
By Tracy Giza
Deputy Barney Fife informed
local barber Floyd (while
cutting his hair), who in turn
told this reporter that Sheriff
Taylor was holding a
suspicious character in the
jail house. They are
suspected of stealing a pie off
Aunt Bees window sill. When
asked about the suspect, the
sheriff said that he had
merely asked Kevin James
(who was said to be traveling
through Mayberry) to stop by
the Sheriffs office for some
pie. Sheriff Taylor thought he
might get some insight on
police work since he heard
that Kevin James had played
a cop in a movie. Aunt Bee
was supposed to bring over
Oh Bessie!
By Laurie Leseney
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fields.
Applicants must be
interviewed by the bachelor
committee
three days
before
opening
day to
ensure a
chance to find love. Take a
leap of faith and find true love
here at the County Fair.
Sports News
By Kyle Murrell
This week in Mayberry sports
news. Our local basketball
team the Mayberry Ballers
In Baseball Action
By Samuel Wood
Hillsborough 4, Mayberry 5
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This edition
of the
Mayberry
Tribune
created and
Editor in
Chief,
Staff
writing done
by
colleagues
as noted in
each
article.
EDU 214
distributed
by Julie
Stockard,
June 14,
2015
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