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ATTENTION MAYBERRY
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Dropped Calls
By: Matthew Renegar
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Bikers in Mayberry
By: Rocio Alcantar-Garcia
Reported on the 21st of February, bikers have
moved into the town of Mayberry, North Carolina.
It seems they go by the group name of Sons of
Anarchy. Sheriff Andy and his deputy have been on
alert and ready to respond to any calls. As of yet
nothing strange has happened. Sheriff Andy
however is ready to apprehend anyone who is seen
doing any illegal activity. Jax Teller, the leader of
the group was interviewed. His statement, I have no
idea what this Andy guy as against us! Im sick and
tired of people assuming we are up to no good.
While being interviewed we did notice the sheriff
creeping around the corner. Friendly neighbors
Lucy and Dezi say they have not noticed anything
strange; they actually seem like good boys. Lucy
went on to add, I actually want to take a ride on
one of the bikes! They just look so fast and fun!
By: Christina
Mayberry Police have finally found the ice cream
bandit!! Lately, ice cream from John's Ice Cream
Parlor has gone missing at night. Sheriff Andy
finally had enough of all of the Rocky Road going
missing and set out on a manhunt for the culprit.
With no heavy leads, he decided to have a stake out
at the ice cream parlor. While patiently waiting, a
furry, four legged monster walked inside. The
sheriff waited outside until he heard a purring. A fat
cat came walking out with a collar belonging to
Mrs. Smith. In honor of the case being solved, John
will be giving out free scopes of Rocky Road all
day!