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Kuta Weekly How to Slice a Visa Pie


Bali Demands a Share of the governor pointed to the
This Week Lucrative Revenues island's dependence on tourism and
its lack of exploitable natural
Generated from Visas on
Page Arrival.
Beritabali.com says that the
resources, such as other parts of
Indonesia. "We don't have natural
Current News 1 - 10 provincial government of Bali is
resources, we don't have oil, we don't
have gas and we don't have coal, yet
demanding a share of the income the we do produce a lot of foreign
Sports News 12 - 17 national government collects through exchange," the governor
the sale of visa-on-arrivals purchased emphasized.
Real Estate 18- 24 at the island's Ngurah Rai
International Airport. At present all
Governor Pastika would not
adopt a legal excuse for refusing to
Crossword 27 funds collected for visas are remitted
to Jakarta.
share visa revenues, insisting that
Bali has a right to its share of visa
Sudoku 27 Governor Made Mangku
Pastika says that Bali is only asking
fees.

It’s All About Bali 30 for a fair share of visa revenues,


viewing the request as equitable and
Joke Corner 31 a valid form of balancing revenues
between the central government and
Horoscopes 32 the provinces. What's more,
according to Pastika, Bali is making a
substantial contribution to the
World News 25 - 40 national coffers via the monies
collected
f r o m
inbound
tourists.
I n
defending
Bali's claim
to a share of
v i s a
revenues,
the
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Bali Must Not Lose its Identity


Bali Post Article Tracks virtually devoid of hand, the regional
the Decline and Loss of Balinese architectural elements. governments are required to
Despite rules mandating "Bali carefully supervise work being
the Island's Cultural style" be incorporated in all Bali carried out in the field, ensuring
Identity Due to Poor buildings, businesses ignore that the rules are obeyed."
Enforcement of these building guidelines The chief of the Badung
Building Codes. preferring loyalty to "brand regency tourism office
In a series of articles image" over heritage (Kadisparda), I Made Subawa,
examining Bali tourism, Bali preservation. Ironically, those also freely admits that the
Post suggests that the island, within the provincial government buildings in his district,
as a leading world tourism charged with enforcing building especially those on the side of
destination, is increasingly rules, for reasons best known to roadways, ignore these rules.
losing its identity. themselves, are reluctant to Rumawan, a professor
T h i s f e a r, on the Technical
expressed in Faculty at Bali's
many circles, is U d a y a n a
seemingly refuted University, says
by Bali's growing any commitment
tourism numbers to maintain Bali
which attest to its ornamentation
attractions to should be viewed
international p o s i t i v e l y. H e
tourist visitors and s a i d t h a t
g r o w i n g ornaments of
investment in Balinese style will
create a unifying
Political donors given phone sex number
tourism projects.
U n f o r t u n a t e l y, link among Bali THE Republican minute.” instead of 202 (the
many of those buildings and is RNC communications Washington DC area code)."
easily achieved.
National Committee
involved in Bali's director Doug Heye told
In short, he says sent a fund-raising Politico, "The number in Heye declined to say
tourism industry
are ignorant of the there's no reason mailer last month with a question was a typographical how many copies were mailed
fact that the very for anyone to return number linked to error by a vendor used on this out but said the vendor
magnet that reject these a phone sex line, US particular mailer - using 1-800 responsible for the error “will
enforce these clearly stated building rules.
draws people to Bali's shores is political blog not be used for the
guidelines. " R e m e m b e r, "
its unique cultural identity. foreseeable
Instead of working to preserve
Putu Rumawan Salain, Rumawan added, "the cultural site Politico has
an observer on local building and future.”
and protect Bali's cultural tourism potential of Bali reported. It's been a
zoning issues, does not deny depends on the appearance of According to
values, they instead become tough week for the
that Bali's building construction the island's buildings. Politico, the toll-free
the catalyst that accelerates party. Earlier it
is becoming almost completely Moreover, buildings number at the
the destruction of Bali's was reported that
divorced from requirements for incorporating 'Bali style' bottom, next to the
heritage through erecting the RNC paid
"Bali style." At the same time, he remains a main part of Bali's national party's
building that have no Balinese $2120 for a visit by
says meeting a "Bali style" attraction. If Bali no longer tries
characteristics in their design address, directed y o u n g
requirement is not difficult. Rule to retain Bali architectural
and decoration. callers to a second
requiring Bali elements are elements in its buildings, I Republicans to a
One of the most glaring toll-free number
flexible and easily included in the worry that Bali will no longer sex-themed
examples of how business offering “live, one-
final architectural details of any have a unique identity that is Hollywood club.
people contribute to the rapid on-one talk with a
construction. attractive to tourists, looking The money
destruction of Balinese culture nasty girl who will do
Explains Salain: "It all much like anywhere else in the is to be paid back.
is how business places and anything you want
depends on a commitment to world.”
commercial centers are for just $2.99 per
maintain a unified Bali
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Schapelle Corby could be
forced to move to remote
East Java jail threat
BALI prisoner A secret
Schapelle Corby is document orders
Corby to be
facing a secret plan to transferred to
move her to a remote another detention
jail on the Indonesian centre in Malang,
island of Java. East Java, ort today.
according to a report
today.
The latest move to GOODYS RESTAURANT
transfer Corby comes after two DOUBLE SIX BEACH
previous failed attempts to
move her, after Australian JL.ARJUNA
authorities and Corby's family
fought to let her stay in Bali.
Corby biographer
LEGIAN
Kathryn Bonella quotes from PH. (0361) 9191352
the document from the
Indonesian Ministry of Law and
Human Rights which orders the
Kerobokan prison chief to carry
out the transfer “effective from
the date the transfer is signed”.
The plan is dated March
2, 2010, and now looms over
Corby, who continues to
struggle with a fragile mental
state.
Corby, 32, reportedly
fears that very thing in extracts
of her book My Story.
“I live in fear that any
day I could be plucked from my
cell in the dead of the night and
taken to another prison in a
remote part of Indonesia,”
Corby writes.
Schapelle's sister
Mercedes reports that she is
terrified about the impact it
could have on her sister.
Bali Nine prisoner
Renae Lawrence was also
named in the document as a
candidate for transfer.

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Bali The Right way Surfer looks to US bull-riding tour


people is you are totally
What a week, beers are apparently going through the roof in crazy," he said.
cost, the Pies won by a point, and we all ate to much chocolate. McLeod's next step is to
All is good. attend a bull riding school in
America.
This week punters you may notice a few new sponsors on board "They will really go into
with the paper, one in particular is “CREWEYS” fish and tackle. A exactly how you fall and how
you have awareness of what's
very nice couple from Darwin (actually the most down to earth
happening after you fall and how
people I've met in a long time) having started a fish and tackle store you get out of there," he said.
in between poppies one and poppies two. They have a heap of gear for most fishing needs and only McLeod says he does
opened the shop 2 weeks ago. I couldn't believe the prices on their gear, as it is priced at full local price. not have life insurance, but is
They also have a selection of fishing charters should you have a group that's keen. So if you are into looking to get health coverage.
fishing while on holidays get down and take a look at the rig's they have for hire or buy a heap of stuff to
take back home, Its cheaper than anything I have seen, and they will box it all up for you. Thanks very
much for your support Guys. You can see their advert on page 33 (give them a call)
I've heard a few stories lately about people that have lost their wallets while out and about in Kuta. One
fellow in particular thinks his wallet dropped out of his pocket while he got out of the transporters car when McLeod says he was "I'm planning just to
he was dropped at his destination, another left hers at a table after enjoying a meal. I can't even imagine capture a piece of the world
inspired to become a which is the bull riding in
the terror that would go through you head when you realized that you had lost your wallet while on
holidays. Just think of all the credit cards, Medicare cards, cash and personal effect that you will simply
bull rider when a real America. I think it must be an
never get back. Texas cowboy walked amazing subculture," he said.
into his family's McLeod's first
experience on a bull was two-
One bloke went to the police station to report his loss, with the hope that a Good Samaritan had handed it bookstore in Margaret and-a-half months ago, and he
in. This didn't happen, how surprising. It was explained to him that he needed to pay 100,000 rupiah to R i v e r i n W A . says he stayed on for a couple
report the missing wallet. He tried to explain that the wallet had all his cash in it and he didn't have any (www.sullivanmcleod.c of seconds.
money till his insurance sent him some more. This fell on deaf ears and a report was not taken. He left the om) "It all went pretty quick.
station with a bad taste in his mouth and without his wallet nor any chance of getting it back should West Australian surfer It's just the adrenaline and
someone hand it in. Never mind. Sullivan McLeod is hoping to you're kind of there and they
I think the main focus on losing your wallet is sorting your credit cards out straight away. Make the call to become the first amateur to really do strap your hand in, so
the bank and get the card stopped, and try to keep a small amount of emergency money in your first aid kit perform in the United States it really does feel like there's no
or in a safe place in your room. You can get money transferred the same day from home now so that helps national bull-riding tour. way known you're ever going to
The 33-year-old, who come off," he said.
a little. Still not a very nice feeling.
has only ridden a bull once McLeod says his next
Ok readers I hope you enjoy the paper this week and look forward to seeing what this week brings in sunny goal is to stay on for eight
Bali, till next week before and he has just now
learned how to ride a horse, is at seconds.
a training session near Alice "I think it's a mental
ALIASJ Springs this weekend before thing. If you're prepared to
heading to California, where he really put yourself on and learn
plans to join the Touring Pro and try and stick on, you might
Division. get fairly good at it," he said.
McLeod says he was "That's if you don't
inspired to become a bull rider really hurt yourself, which is
when a real Texas cowboy another possibility."
walked into his family's McLeod says no
bookstore in Margaret River in amateur has ever tried to join
WA. the professional bull riding
He says he is aware of circuit.
the dangers and he knows what "Which is why everyone
people are saying about him, but thinks I'm just a complete freak.
will not be stopped. The general reaction from
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Bureau of Meteorology images show mysterious
patterns on radar system SPORT PROGRAMS @Kuta Townhouses
THEY are the digital-age disclaimer FOR THIS WEEK
equivalent of crop circles - a b o v e t h e Jl. Poppies I, Pasar Agung, Kuta, Bali
mysterious patterns national loop feed Ph : (0361) 761 464, Fax : (0361) 755 998
appearing on the Bureau of putting the E-mail: info@kutatownhouses.com
images down to
Meteorology's national "occasional
www.kutatownhouses.com
radar system without any interference to
explanation. the radar data". Friday, 9 Apr 2010
And the random images " T h e
described as red stars, rings of B u r e a u i s A F L
fire and white doughnuts are
sending online conspiracy
c u r r e n t l y
investigating
6.30 pm St. Kilda VS Collingwood
websites into meltdown.
The anomalies first
ways to reduce
t h e s e
Friday, 2 Apr 2010
began on January 15 when an interferences,"
"iced doughnut" appeared over NRL NRL
Kalgoorlie in WA.
the disclaimer
said.
navigation systems.
But, unlike the failed
5.30 pm Dragon VS Broncos 7.30 pm Titans VS Storms
Satellite imagery showed Conspiracy websites, cloud seeding experiments of
there was no cloud over the area however, have lit up with dozens of yesteryear, conspiracy theorists Saturday, 10 Apr 2010
at the time to explain the unusual breathless theories behind the claim HAARP is engaged in a
phenomenon but farmers' online
comments claimed it was
"unusually hot" all day.
strange anomalies from alien
involvement, secret military
testing to government weather
sophisticated form of weather
modification and that testing is
also being done from a secret
3.50 pm Moto GP Qatar Qualification
It was followed by a modification. facility near Exmouth in Western A F L NRL
bizarre red star over Broome on
January 22 and a sinister spiral
One theory gaining
traction online is the belief the US
Australia.
UK electrical engineer
12 noon N. Melbourne VS W.C. Eagle 3.30 pm Rabbitohs VS Knights
burst over Melbourne described military has expanded its High and crop circle expert Colin
by amateur radar buffs as the Frequency Active Auroral Andrews said Australians A F L
Ring Of Fire Fault.
The Bureau, which did
Research Program.
Based at a remote
deserve an explanation. 5 pm C.F. Carlton VS Essendon
"Until [the Bureau of
not respond to repeated requests research station in Alaska, the Meteorology] make a formal and A F L
for comment, has acknowledged
the anomalies on its popular
HAARP project involves shooting
extremely high frequency radar
complete response to all the
various strange patterns, one
8 pm P. Adelaide VS B. Lions
website. bursts into the upper reaches of can only speculate about what is
It has since posted a the atmosphere to see what
happens
taking place," he said.
Mr Andrews urged
Sunday, 11 Apr 2010
after particles people concerned by the bizarre
o f t h e radar symbols and strange A F L A F L
ionosphere
a r e
weather patterns to contact the
Bureau of Meteorology or a
11.30 am Melbourne VS Adelaide 12 Noon Bulldogs VS Hawks
temporarily government representative.
NRL
2.30 pm SeaNRL
excited. Another theory suggests

sibly the
Osten the anomalies appear before
major weather events such as
2 pm Phanters VS Roosters Eagles VS Sharks
research is to cyclones Olga and Paul and the
study the
effects of
violent storms which hit Victoria
in recent weeks.
3.45 pm Moto GP Qatar RACE
solar flares Others argue objects in
on radio the atmosphere emitting A F L
communicati
ons and
powerful radiation could be
behind the mystery.
3 pm Gellong Cats VS Fremantle
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Sex-change killer to wed lesbian murderer
A UK killer is getting married behind bars where Purchase began her life sentence two
after being switched to a women's jail years ago.
following a sex-change operation - and Purchase was jailed for a minimum of 30 years
falling for a lesbian murderess. after getting a job caring for a disabled man - who she
The Sun reported Douglas Wakefield, 61, suffocated to get her hands on £70,000 he left her in his
who was jailed 36 years ago for killing his uncle, has will.
won permission to get hitched in the prison chapel The pair must pay their £345 wedding costs out
of New Hall Prison near Wakefield, West Yorkshire.
Criminals will be guests at the civil
partnership ceremony as Wakefield - who
underwent a taxpayer-funded "gender
reassignment" and is now called "Tai" - recites vows
with mother-of-three Thelma Purchase, 45, a fellow
killer serving a life sentence.
It follows another wedding earlier this month
at the New Hall Prison - of killers Amanda Fitzpatrick
and Debbie Ware.
Fitzpatrick, 25, was jailed for life for the
murder of her brother-in-law with scissors and
lesbian Ware, 31, stabbed a shopkeeper in a
robbery.
Furious Tory MP, Philip Davies, blasted the
prison nuptials.
"It is incredible this can be allowed. The
criminal justice system is becoming a joke," he said.
Wakefield was jailed for strangling his
In Bali SMS 1120 for Police Assistance uncle, beating him with a hammer and stabbing him Airport Transfer - Touring - Sightseeing
New SMS Service Set operators who will computerized system
48 times with a garden fork in Gipton, Leeds.
The father-of-two became notorious as one Shopping - Overnight Breaks - Equipment Hire
Up to Improve Service receive reports from the public. A which will channel all reports to of the most dangerous men in jail after killing an
inmate at Parkhurst and twice taking prison officers
Hotels / Villas - Home Care
set of standard operating the nearest police station for
by Bali Police. procedures have been put in action.
hostage.
Bali's Chief of Police
place for the computerized A total of 27 personnel
He has been married twice, once behind Jl Danau Tamblingan 31. Sanur - Bali
Sutisna has launched bars. Ph. 0361 8519902 or 081 3377 99544
at the police His £11,000 ($19,000) sex operation in the
a n e w s h o r t
headquarters in Bali '90s came after he started wearing earrings and
messaging service email :
and various precinct decorated his cell with lace curtains and flowers.
(SMS) to help the
stations across the Wakefield was then transferred to New Hall, info@baliaccesstravel.com www.baliaccesstravel.com
public and the police
island have been
work together for a
trained to handle the
safer Bali.
new system to receive
In announcing
reports and complaints
the new service, Chief
from the public.
Sutisna said the new
Many observers
1120 SMS service
are now waiting for the
represents a quick and
Bali Police to set up a
efficient way for the
Tw i t t e r A c c o u n t ,
public to communicate
copying the example of
with the police.
Jakarta where a traffic
Before putting
alert account operated
the new service into
by the police has more
place the police have
than 32,000 followers.
conducted special
training for the SMS
Phone : 085 237 756 337
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Grandmother fined, tagged and on curfew for Tax Refund for Shopping Tourists
companies
selling goldfish to minor scheme is intended to
now extending VAT stimulate purchases and
refunds to travelers spending by foreign tourist
A BRITISH grandmother she's nearly 70, for curfew from 6pm to 7am
goodness sake. for seven weeks because she is are: visiting Indonesia.
has been heavily fined and Pasaraya
"You would think they have unfit for community service. The participating
electronically tagged for Blok M - Jakarta merchants will grow in number
selling a goldfish to a child, better things to do with their time Her son, who manages
and money." the shop, was fined £750 and S a r i n a h over time will display a "VAT
triggering criticism of over- Jakarta Refund for Tourist Sign."
But Trafford Council in ordered to carry out 120 hours of
zealous use of animal northern England defended the unpaid community work at the M e t r o The refunds are not
protection laws. decision to prosecute, noting that end of eight months of legal Pondok Indah Mal available to Indonesian citizens
Pet shop owner Joan the gerbil Jakarta or permanent residents,
Higgins, 66, was fined £1000 sold to the Metro Plaza defined in this instance as
($1640) also given a dusk-to- teenager Senayan Jakarta anyone staying more than 2
dawn curfew for selling an with learning K e r i s months in Indonesia. The
animal to a person under the age difficulties - Gallery, Terminal III, refund program is also not
of 16, but her 47-year-old son who was S o e k a r n o - H a t t a available to foreign airline
Mark - also ordered to do also 14 - was Airport, Jakarta crews.
community service - slammed put in a cup
the ruling as a farce. Batik Keris, Those wishing to take
of coffee. D i s c o v e r y advantage of the offered refund
The pair were "The M o d e s t S t a r t t o Shopping Mall, Bali
prosecuted after the local must present their passport at
evidence N a t i o n a l VAT Ta x UC Silver, Batubulan, the time of purchase, shop at a
council sent a 14-year-old boy to presented
buy a goldfish in a "sting" Rebate Program for Gianyar - Bali participating merchant, and
for this
operation following reports that conviction
Tourist Shoppers in M a y a n B a l i , K u t a spend a minimum of Rp. 5
their shop, Majors Pets, had sold Bali and Jakarta. Square, Block A, Number 12 million (US$532). Proof of
c l e a r l y
a gerbil to a teenager with The Indonesian Bali purchase, a VAT refund form
demonstrate
learning difficulties. s that it is Directorate General of Taxation The VAT tax refund and the items purchased must
The shopkeepers sold irresponsible to sell animals to action. have appointed
the fish without asking his age or those who are not old enough to The story was eight retail
how the fish would be cared for, look after them," Iain Veitch, the highlighted by a number of companies to help
prosecutors said. council's head of public protection, British newspapers. introduce the first
"I think it's a farce and said. The Daily Express said it
legal lunacy and I told the council
phases of the new
Higgins and her son made a "farce" of Britain's legal value-added-tax
that," said Mark Higgins, cited by p l e a d e d g u i l ty a t Tr a ffo r d system, adding in a front-page
the Daily Telegraph, noting that ( VAT ) r e f u n d
Magistrates' Court to selling an headline: "Proof Britain really scheme available to
his mother was also given an animal to a person aged under 16. has gone mad."
electronic tag. Indonesian visitors
She was ordered to obey a effective April 1,
"What gets me so cross munity service.
is that they put my Mum on a tag - 2010.
The first
Student to sue over graffiti arrest c o m p a n i e s
designated to
A student in the United States message to her friends a pole for several hours. extend tax refunds
is suing New York City using an erasable marker during a Miss Gonzalez and her are comprised of
authorities for $1 million in Spanish lesson. mother are suing both the police only five companies
damages after she was She had her pockets and education departments in in Jakarta and three
arrested and led out of her searched by school safety officials N e w Yo r k C i t y, c l a i m i n g in Bali, with plans to
school in handcuffs for writing before police were summoned to excessive use of force and eventually extend
on her desk. arrest her. violation of the girl's rights. the facility to more
Police officers According to the family's retail outlets across
handcuffed and led away 12- lawyer, the 12 year-old girl was the country. POPPIES LANE 2 KUTA - BALI Next to KORI Restaurant
year-old Alexa Gonzalez after kept at the police station in an Phone. 0813 3850 9247
The
she was caught scribbling a enclosed room and handcuffed to www.wockysurfshop.com or info@wockysurfshop.com

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Working for the Free Flow of Traffic and Run Off


Bali's Capital of According to the Bali jams which were once
Post, the number of vehicles unheard of in Bali are becoming
Denpasar Investing traveling on Bali's roads have more commonplace. According
in Roads, Sewers increase 17.2% in the period to the spokesman for Bali's
and Drainage. 2005-2009. As a result, traffic capital city of Denpasar, Made
Erwin Suryadarma, the roads
worst affected by traffic jams
include Jalan Teuku Umar,
Jalan Diponegoro, Jalan
Wahidin and Jalan Gajah Mada.
To help improve the
condition of local roads the
Denpasar government
managed to asphalt 462.7
kilometers of roads in 2009. The
government credits its ability to
pave roads, many of which are
village roads and small alleys, to
the support and contributions of
the public. Simultaneous with
efforts to pave roads has been
the accompanying effort to
construct drainage ditches to
prevent flooding in crowded
residential areas of Denpasar. Japan unveils emotional robot
The municipal Japanese researchers say they have developed The woman and the robot were dressed in
government of Denpasar has a humanoid robot that can laugh and smile as it the same clothes - a black skirt and black leather
also now installed 8,116 km of mimics a person's facial expressions. jacket.
feeder lines for the cities The robot, named Geminoid TMF, can The robot smiled and furrowed its brow in
centralized waste-water move its rubber facial skin to imitate a smile, a laugh almost simultaneous mimicry of the woman, whose
showing teeth, and a grim look with furrowed brows, face was filmed with a video camera, which then
management system together
by receiving electric signals from the person it is provided information on her expressions to the robot
with the introduction of modelled on. through electric signals.
communal sewage collection The researchers demonstrated the robot, "I felt like I had a twin sister," the woman said
systems in 7 separate locations. which was made to look exactly like an attractive afterwards.
woman in her 20s with long dark hair, alongside a The developers say they expect the robot to
woman of similar appearance. be used in real-life situations, for example, in hospitals.
"We've already got some data showing that
the robot gave patients psychological security by
nodding and smiling at them, when patients were
checked on by doctors," said Satoko Inoue,
spokeswoman for Kokoro, one of the two companies
involved in the development.
The Osaka University professor who led the
research, Hiroshi Ishiguro, says "new technology
always creates some fears and negative opinions", but
the researchers wanted to make robots that could
express something similar to human emotions.
Mr Ishiguro says copies of the robot are
expected to be sold for about 10 million yen

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Australian Trade Unionist on Drug Charge Before Bali Court
smuggle 1.7 grams by police in Bali
of marijuana into the confirmed that McJannet had
country. recently used marijuana.
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McJannett was McJannett now freely
arrested on December 28, admits that he is a regular user of
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2009, at Bali's Ngurah Rai marijuana for medical purposes
airport with a small plastic to assist him with a sleeping
bag of marijuana disorder, diverticulitis, hepatitis
concealed in his checked C and a lung infection.
baggage. The Australian is
Traveling with his apologizing to the Indonesian
teenage son, McJannet government for violating its drug
Robert McJannet Could Be initially claimed no laws. It is not clear if he has also
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Sentenced to 15 Years in knowledge of the drugs issued a public apology to those


Bali Prison for Smuggling suggesting he was set up by he initially claimed planted the
1.7 grams of Marijuana. political rivals in Australia. drugs in his luggage.
Robert Paul McJannet, a McJannet has apparently been If the Bali court accept
48 year-old trade unionist form abandoned that defense and is McJannet's self-portrayal as a
Australia is on trial in Denpasar's now calling in psychiatrist to help hapless drug addict he may be
District Court facing a maximum persuade the court that he is granted a lighter sentence and
15 years in prison if he is addicted to marijuana and should be on his way back to Australia in
convicted with attempting to therefore receive a minimum, a matter of weeks.
rehabilitative sentence.
HOROSCOPES PREDICTION 8 Apr - 14 Apr 2010
Aries Libra Swedish Man Dies on
There's a difference between The combination of sudden changes
promising exchanges and it being and intense emotional issues Mount Batur
the time to turn those ideas into solid triggered by last week's Libra Full 25-Year-Old Daniel Petersen Dies in
plans Moon still has you reeling Climbing Accident on Bali's Mount
Taurus Scorpio Batur.
Don't hesitate to express your After contending with unfair A 25-year old Swedish man's decision
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views, however apparently trivial situations and the frustrating attitude to climb Bali's Mount Batur ended tragically on LEAGUE MOTORSPORT
the situation of certain individuals, you're Wednesday, March 31, 2010, when Daniel
Gemini wondering why you bother Petersen slipped and fell to his death in the SOCCER GOLF
Usually you manage to retain your Sagittarius crater of the still mildly active volcano.
The ill-fated young man commenced

Icy Cold Beer


sense of humour even when others It's time to conduct a serious edit in
many areas of your life. And you get his climb at 4:00 am in the company of 4
are grumbling about
the perfect supervisor for this in the traveling companions and a local guide.
insurmountable obstacles Arriving at the rim of the volcano after sunrise
Cancer form of Saturn
at 7:00 am, he reportedly was peering into the
Events during the week's first half Capricorn
bring to mind adages about things Only recently you'd have said you
smoking crater when he slipped and fell some Excellent Food
being darkest before the dawn were on target in many areas of your
100 meters into the steaming cauldron.
Tasty Staff FREE
Search and rescue workers were
Leo life. However, last week's events summoned and only managed to successfully WELCOME DRINK
There's a difference between things made you wonder evacuate the man's body eight hours after his
going as you intended, which they Aquarius fall. Petersen's badly bruised body with
won't, and events being in your best If you begin the week feeling significant wounds to the head suggests he HAPPY HOUR
misunderstood or unfairly treated,
interests
Virgo it's no surprise
was killed by the impact of falling against the
jagged rocks of the volcano.
4 pm - 7 pm
Despite being a self-improvement Pisces Thousands of people climb the

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JL. Legian To Kuta Square

Saturn departed Virgo in March care about is happiness and that year, largely without incident or injury. Mama’s
RIPCURL Edward forrer
they achieve their goals Rest.

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Ignorance of the Law is No Excuse


New Indonesian Traffic
News Corner

Citing examples of
k C r
J e n re
Rules with New Stiffer
Penalties Now Apply.
the lack of public knowledge
of the new rules, Hakim The Duck
On April 1, 2010 a
comprehensive new national
pointed to the law requiring
all passengers on a
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and
a ham sandwich.
Cannibal Story
traffic safety law (UU No. motorcycle to use a The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're A cannibal was walking through the jungle
22/2009) came into effect. A nationally certificated helmet a duck.”
and the penalty of Rp. "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
sampling of some of the rules fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry,
to be enforced and the fines 250,000 (US$27) or one "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.
month in jail for those "I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck. he sat down and looked over the menu...
that can be imposed for
violating this regulation. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my
violations include:
The new traffic rules sandwich please?" Tourist: $5.00
Missing technical and "Certainly, sorry about that," Says the barman as he
safety equipment (e.g. side also provide for prison Broiled Missionary: $7.00
driving by doing another sentences of 1 year or fines of pulls the duck's pint.
mirror, lamps,) Rp. 250,000 activity (e.g. using hand phone) "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What
Violation of posted road Rp. 3 million for people convicted Fried Explorer: $9.00
Rp. 750,000 are you doing round this way?"
rules Rp. 500,000 of reckless driving. If reckless "I'm working on the building site across the road," Freshly Baked : Labor, Liberals,
Turning or changing lanes driving results in an accident, the
Inability to present a without using a turn signal Explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." Democrats or Greens: $150.00
valid driving license Rp. 500,000 fine level increases to Rp. 24 The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck
Rp.250,000 million and/or a prison term of 4-
Failure to hold a valid and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the
A member of Commission 12 years. The cannibal called the waiter over and
driving license Rp. 1,000,000 duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag
V of the National House of Hakim called for an and proceeds to read it.
Not wearing a certified asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for
Representatives (DPR), Abdul urgent and widespread So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his
helmet while operating a Hakim, complained to Bisnis.com the Politicians?'
motorcycle Rp. 250,000 socialization of the new traffic sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
that the government has done an rules in order to prevent official The same thing happens for two weeks.
Driving during daylight inadequate job of socializing the The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to
abuse of the new rules and in Then one day the circus comes to town.
hours without lights illuminated clean one?
rules, fines and possible jail order to encourage public The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the
Rp. 100,000 sentences awaiting those who barman says to him They're so full of s***, it takes the whole
Failing to concentrate on compliance with the law.
disobey the rules. "You're with the circus, aren't you? morning.'
Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in
Bali Braces for Expected Increase of Dengue Cases your circus.

Bali's Change from Wet to to remain alert by oftentimes painful


He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the
newspaper and everything!"
3 Lady’s in a Sauna
Dry Season Portends maintaining their health and the symptoms, dengue fever is also "Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR
Coming Increase in Dengue
environment," Sutedja said. know as breakbone fever. his business CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
health authorities estimate Most major hotels and card, "Get him to give me a call." SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE
Fever Cases. there were 1,600 dengue cases in villas in Bali have established So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
The Jakarta Post reports Bali in the first quarter of 2010. pest control programs to control barman says, THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER
that the Bali Health Agency is QUESTIONINGLY.. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I
Dengue fever is spread via mosquitoes and vermin. The Bali "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top
anticipating a sharp increase in HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
bites of the Aedes mosquito which government fumigates urban job, paying really good money." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND
dengue fever cases on the can result in one of four types of areas and villages as part of its "I'm always looking for the next job," Says the YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
island over the coming two dengue virus infections. Found program of public education and duck."Where is it?" WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY
months. throughout the world in tropical mosquito control. "At the circus," Says the barman. MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
The top Bali health "The circus?" Repeats the duck. THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO
and sub-tropical areas the
agency official Nyoman Sutedja "That's right," Replies the barman BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO
symptoms can include a high "The circus?" The duck asks again, with the big tent?" SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT
pointed to the current or low fever, severe headache,
"fluctuating" number of a cases "Yeah," the barman replies OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
pain behind the eyes, muscle "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING
of dengue fever, warning the and joint pain and rashes. Also FROM HER BEHIND.
number of new cases could be who live in caravans?" says the duck.
known as Dengue THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED
"Of course," the barman replies.
expected to explode over the AT HER..
hemorrhagic fever the disease "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof
months ahead. "We predict the can have lethal consequences with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
dengue epidemic will reach its THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL
r e s u l t i n g f r o m f e v e r, "That's right!" says the barman. YOU LOOK AT ...THAT.....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
peak between April and May abdominal pain, vomiting and The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. .
because of changing weather. bleeding. "What the ..!@#.k would they want with a
Therefore, we call on residents In keeping with its plasterer ....??!”

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IT’S ALL ABOUT BALI


Celuk Village
Celuk Village is
the famous village in Bali as a
tourist destination cause of
the local residents is very
proactive and full of
innovation to the gold and
silver crafting. This
countryside is located in sub
district of Sukawati, Gianyar
Regency and owns the
individuality and excellence in
production of gold and silver
crafting. Most of them are
Balinese professional, artistic
and skillful of design
development related to the
silver and gold crafting.

Places to Visit in Bali

The productions of gold and disseminated to entire society as strategically located in


silver at this village have a top profession which are main road from Denpasar to
penetrated to the local, national previously as the farmer. In year Gianyar regency which is about
and international market. It can 1970's decades, it has been 5 km from Denpasar town. The
be measured from the type of happened the change of next door villages are
artwork result and variation of countryside society culture Batubulan Village which is
ornament, good as present and significantly from agrarian famous of Barong dance and
also export commodity. The society structure to industrial stone carving, Singapadu
type of gold and silver craft has society structure of crafting. Village with the art village
been produced in this Even nowadays, some of them equipped by places of
countryside are covering have jumped again to the recreation such as Bird Park
various of rings, bangles, economic structure of service by and Bali Zoo Park, Batuan
chokers, earrings, mother of focusing in tourism industry. The Village with the traditional
pearls, Tusuk Konde, broach change and jumping movement painting, Guang village with the
and other types. Beside of that, of these structures have brought wood carving and Sukawati as
Celuk's workers are able to the new positive impact for a center of art market. Along
response the market demands prosperity. Celuk Village, Kuta way of Celuk Village about 2
and produce the modern and Ubud are the prosperous km, we will find in the left and
product like medal, maket and countryside in Bali by the higher right side the various type of
culture symbol. In spanning of resident's income cause of gold and silver shop which are
artistic growth history, the silver tourism. opened to the domestic and
and gold crafting had been international tourist. It is also
started by a group of family Location inside of this village, we will find
pertained by Clan Pande. From the activities and workshop of
this family circle, the activity of crafting which are ready to be
gold and silver crafting has Celuk Village is ordered in small or huge
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Sydney's Dan Hannebery wins Rising Star nod Two Britons guilty of kissing in Dubai lose appeal
SYDNEY Swans teenager throwing eggs at Ace prison A MAN and woman
Dan Hannebery is the cars on muck-up day in convicted in Dubai of kissing
Round 2 nomination for the October, and the clash in public lost an appeal
AFL Rising Star Award. with Adelaide was his first against their conviction today.
Hannebery, 19, starred game for 2010 after he Friends Ayman Najafi, 24, and 25-
in the Swans' win against fractured a cheekbone year-old Charlotte Adams were each
Adelaide on Sunday with 23 when he tripped over a sentenced to one month in prison
disposals. fence in a pre-season followed by deportation and a fine of 1000
Originally from Kew mishap. dirhams ($296).
Rovers, Hannebery was “Dan has worked The British pair was allegedly
selected with pick 30 in the extremely hard since seen kissing on the mouth in a restaurant,
2008 national draft. Christmas to get himself breaching Dubai's strict decency laws.
He played the final super fit," Swans coach They were also accused of
seven matches of last season consuming alcohol, a charge to which
Paul Roos said today.
while completing Year 12 at they pleaded guilty, but said they only
"He played very kissed on the cheek.
Xavier College in Melbourne. well in the seconds over Lawyer Khalaf al Hosani said he But Mr Hosani said that "the hope is
He was suspended the last couple of weeks would discuss with the pair if they wanted to dim" to overturn the verdict.
from school for allegedly and then showed on challenge the sentence in the cassation court, which
the direction the club is Najafi and Adams were arrested by
Sunday against Adelaide that can review the case. police in November last year and appeared in
he has improved on last year. heading. We've got some
good young kids and court last week. According to reports, a judge
“He had a real impact on at Dubai's Misdemeanors Court heard written
the game. He has areas of his hopefully they'll put pressure PT. ARTHA CANDRA UTAMA evidence from a 38-year-old mother who had
game he wants to continue to on the senior players BEST AUTHORIZED MONEY CHANGER complained to police.
work on, there is still a lot of throughout the year.'' She said she was offended by the
improvement in his game, but Carlton's Chris Yarran behavior at the Jumeirah Beach Residence,
we're really pleased with the won the Round 1 nomination. BALI EKA AYU where she was dining with her daughter.
way he's going. Tour and Travel The judge dismissed Najafi's claim he
“His nomination shows had merely kissed Adams on the cheek and

0 Hamstrung Motlop to miss a Activities:


sentenced both to a month in jail followed by
deportation.
- Domestic and International Najafi has been working for marketing
month Airline Ticketing firm Hay Group in Dubai for about 18 months.
Port Adelaide Power star also miss Saturday's - Daily Coach Tour Speaking from the family home in
Daniel Motlop could miss game against Brisbane Palmers Green, north London, his mother
- Visa Extension Service Maida Najafi said: "My Ayman is a good boy,
up to four weeks with a after copping a heavy
he's very wise and mature. I can't believe it.
hamstring injury. knock to the head at the Office: "He knows the rules over there. He
I n i t i a l Poppies 1, Gg. Kembar No. 2, Agung’s Market would never do that. He wouldn't even do it
scans last week Phone: (0361) 763 453, Phone/ Fax: (0361) 766 893 over here."
showed no sign Kuta - Bali Dubai is the most relaxed of the Arab
of damage but LEGIAN STREET
Gulf states but authorities still crack down on
secondary people accused of pushing the limits.
BAGUS PUB
In a similar case, an Indian couple was

POPPIES I
scans were
POPPIES 2

LA Inn
KUTA STEAK HOUSE

BALI EKA AYU sentenced to three months in jail for


ordered when AFL SHOP

Secret Garden Bar & Restaurant TOUR & TRAVEL


exchanging steamy text messages.
Motlop was still Kuta Townhouses AP Inn Hotel

In 2008, two Britons accused of having


suffering KUBUKU sex on the beach got three months in jail,
soreness. BEACH STREET
Mc Donalds though their sentences were later suspended.
P a u l
Stewart might 29
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Four charged from Cats, Hawks battle
Geelong stars Cats skipper
Matthew Scarlett and Cameron Ling.
Cameron Mooney Three players
and Hawthorn's have submitted early
Michael Osborne and guilty pleas and
accepted sanctions over
Liam Shiels all face charges arising from
o n e - m a t c h matches earlier over the
suspensions long weekend.
stemming from Brisbane's Jared
Monday's AFL clash. Brennan will miss one
Scarlett was match for making forceful
charged with kneeing front-on contact to
Osborne in the groin and Carlton's Matthew
can accept a one-game Kreuzer.
ban or risk a two-match West Coast's
with a reprimand.
sanction by contesting the match Shannon Hurn copped a two-
Osborne was charged with
review panel's decision. game suspension for a head-
making forceful front-on contact to
Mooney faces a one- high bump on Port Adelaide's
Joel Selwood and risks missing
game ban, whether he pleads Paul Stewart.
two matches if he fights the
guilty or takes to the case to the And Essendon's
charge.
tribunal and loses, for a high Courtenay Dempsey accepted a
Shiels would also risk a
bump on Rick Ladson. reprimand for striking
two-game ban if he fronts the
His prior record Fremantle's Hayden Ballantyne.
tribunal over a charge of striking
prevented him from escaping

Yoda - the cat with four ears


The Rocks have a delight to have around.
received calls from Good His extra ears are
Morning America, Fox thought to be the result of a
News and The Tyra genetic mutation.
B a n k s S h o w. T h e But Yoda's owners are
moggy's mugshot has keeping a close watch on their
graced the pages of the much-loved pet. They are
London Guardian and concerned he could be
British tabloids. catnapped because he is so
Despite his different.
strange appearance,
Chicago, Illinois, couple Yo d a -
Valerie and Ted Rock took named
the cat in two years ago after the
after they visited a local bar, pointy-
where a group of drinkers eared Star
were handing the animal W a r s
around and making fun of character
(pictured
him.
below) - is
Since being adopted by
a perfectly
the Rocks and after getting his
normal
picture posted on the Internet,
a n d
the two-year-old feline has
become an international media
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NEW PIES NOT HOT


Luke Ball will get his chance to
prove Ross Lyon wrong this
he heads into his first real
clash against his old side a little off
SUDOKU Last edition
Friday night. It is still far too the pace. He was serviceable in
early to judge the decision to round one but went missing
let Ball walk for free. against the Demons. It will take
Athough if you asked Ball, and fellow slow starter
Ross if he wanted Ball back right Darren Jolly, some time to settle.
now the answer would likely be The knock on him is his pace and
thanks, but no thanks.The St kicking. In round two he had 10
Kilda coach played hard ball in kicks, eight were ineffective. He
the summer and was happy to let had trouble cementing his place in
him walk for free from St Kilda. St Kilda's midfield last year and
The Pies swooped at pick No.30 perhaps we have overlooked his
for the former Saints skipper but deficiencies with a change of

SECOND-CHANCE SWANS
around he sifts partnership. Hawthorn Last edition
through the rubble, pair Ben McGlynn (five goals The answer will be publish
trying to find his club a against Adelaide) and Josh on the next week edition
hidden gem. Kennedy look like different
R h y c e S h a w, players and Daniel Bradshaw
Marty Mattner and Craig
Bolton are his past hits on
has provided a target after
crossing from Brisbane. Roosy's
recruits contributed 11 out of 18
CROSSWORDS
the list and his second-
goals against the Crows as they
chance Swans of 2010
improved to 1-1. They will
Across Down
look ready to follow in their 1. Girl (Slang) (3) 1. Jewel (3)
footsteps. Ex-Eagles big improve to 2-1 with a win over
3. One, Spanish (fem) (3) 2. A place for scientific work (3)
man Mark Seaby and Richmond this weekend and 5. Toupee (3) 3. Exploit (3)
Paul Roos loves recycling. former Geelong man Shane have a hunger perhaps lacking in 8. Stomach muscles (3) 4. And (3)
When trade week comes Mumford have formed a soild ruck 2009. 9. Negative exclamation (informal) 5. Ask for a reason (3)
(3) 6. Spirit (3)
10. Boys name (3) 7. Genetic instructions (3)
DONS, BLUES ON EDGE 11. An unruly crowd of people (3)
13. Conclude (3)
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14. Hardware fastner (3)
The arch-rivals face up on are that high. West Coast in Perth, 15. Opposite of yang (3) 16. A suffix indicating a corporation
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Saturday night and the Essendon, shocking Collingwood on Anzac Day and night it appears black (3) 17. Distress signal (3)
losers will not make the against Fremantle at home on Hawthorn to come in the next month. 19. Cash point (3) 18. Day, Hebrew (3)
Sunday, enter 0-2 and must The Blues, 1-1 and not disgraced 21. An irrational need to do 19. Everyone (3)
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three, sure, but the stakes open their account. Saturday against Brisbane Lions at the start of 24. Petroleum (3) 21. Poem (3)
night is their best chance to with the marathon Easter round, have it 25. Peculiar (3) 22. (3)
even tougher. The out-of-shape 26. Spanish exclamation (3) 23. Plead (3)
27. Totality (3) 28. ___ Thurman, American actress
Crows at AAMI Stadium are next
THE BEER MAN before Geelong, Collingwood St Kilda
in a three-week run. The Bombers
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35. Musical device to manipulate the
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desire, Mark Williams to get a kick and 37. Plump for (3) 35. Residue (3)
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20% CHEAPER THAN THE SHOP not just opponents. The Blues have
41. A slow witted buffoon (3) (3)
done little wrong without their best 42. A nocturnal bird of prey (3) 38. Plaything (3)
SERVICING FROM AIR PORT TO SEMINYAK player and skipper in the opening
fortnight but have to beat sides like
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47. Take to the air (3) 46. Mythical creature (3) The answer will be publish on the next edition
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Round 3 Round 1
Sex month marathon can save marriages, pastor tells parishioners
A church leader in Florida has challenge to churchgoers on love and authors love, and
2010 N R L LADDER 2010 A F L LADDER
urged parishioners to have sex
every day for a month to help cut
Sunday during a sermon series on
relationships.
He knows that He wants us to be
intimate and connected with each
No. TEAM W L B Pts No. TEAM PW L D F Agnts Pts
America's high divorce rates. He said it was one way of other on a daily basis," he said. 1 STORM 4 0 0 8 1 St. KILDA 2 2 0 0 239 127 8
Pastor Paul Wirth, who is taking on America's 50 per cent divorce The three-year-old Relevant
taking up the sex marathon challenge rate. Church says it is a casual, 2 DRAGONS 3 1 0 6 2 FREMANTLE 2 2 0 0 231 131 8
with his wife Susie, said that couples He referred to a recent study contemporary Christian church and its 3 3 1 0 6 3 BRISBANE LIONS 2 2 0 0 170 8
right across the nation were struggling out that showed that 20 million married services are designed specifically for
WESTS TIGERS 221
in their relationships. Americans have sex fewer than 10 urban professionals and young 4 TITANS 3 1 0 6 4 GEELONG CATS 2 2 0 0 225 185 8
For married people he said it times a year. families.
seemed like "the sex is great up front People's jobs, houses, Mr Wirth's previous sermons
5 ROOSTERS 3 1 0 6 5 COLLINGWOOD 2 2 0 0 215 178 8
but then for some reason life children and other things tended to get have included using hit movie Shrek 6 WARRIORS 2 2 0 4 6 PORRT ADELAIDE 2 2 0 0 185 168 8
happens." in the way, he said. He believed that The Third to explain "what happens
But for singles "it's like you're men really needed to re-evaluate their when we trust God". 7 SEA EAGLES 2 2 0 4 7 HAWTHORN 2 1 1 0 208 161 4
always thinking about it and you're wife's needs. His latest challenge isn't just 8 RABBITOHS 2 2 0 4 8 C.F. CARLTON 2 1 1 0 208 171 4
like, man I'd like to have it as much as "We so often come home and about connecting on a physical basis,
possible." kick off our shoes and pick up the he said. Couples have to begin 9 PANTHERS 2 2 0 4 9 SYD. SWANS 2 1 1 0 206 171 4
Sometimes that prevented remote and don't offer to help with meeting each other's emotional and 10 10 W. BULLDOGS
single people from having a great and dinner, don't offer to help with the kids -- spiritual needs, he added. Those
COWBOYS 2 2 0 4 2 1 1 0 213 177 4
healthy relationship later on when and then we just expect fireworks in the taking part fill out an emotional needs 11 BULLDOGS 1 3 0 2 11 W.C. EAGLES 2 0 2 0 168 203 0
they got married. bedroom," he told news media. questionnaire that allows their
But Mr Wirth's challenge for But husbands needed to meet spouses to see what is lacking and
12 EELS 1 3 0 2 12 MELBOURNE 2 0 2 0 146 203 0
his single parishioners is a little their wives' needs on intimate levels, he work out how to fulfil those needs. 13 SHARKS 1 3 0 2 13 ESSENDON 2 0 2 0 163 238 0
different than that for married couples. added. The idea is to help couples
He wants them to abstain from sex for Pastor Wirth said his 30-days refocus on their marriage. While the 14 KNIGHTS 1 3 0 2 14 ADELAIDE 2 0 2 0 137 236 0
30 days. of sex call had attracted international as challenge is for a month, Pastor Wirth 15 15 N. MELBOURNE
The head pastor of the well as national attention. This was believes the 30 days will lead to a
RAIDERS 1 3 0 2 2 0 2 0 121 239 0
Relevant Church in Ybor City, outside because churches had remained silent lifetime. 16 BRONCOS 1 3 0 2 16 RICHMOND 2 0 2 0 112 240 0
Tampa, delivered his 30-day sex on the subject of sex for too long.
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BAD-ELAIDE CROWS Robin Williams offers Rudd strip club truce


What makes the Crows' Sydney and in the process. in Alabama before he
Fremantle. Their scoring Williams, recently in frames comments about anyone
winless start to the Australia voicing a character in the
power was done during being particularly redneck," Mr
campaign even harder for animated film sequel Happy Feet Rudd said.
fans to cop is the flying the NAB series and a lack
of potency has followed 2, has been in the spotlight for But speaking to Hamish
opening by cross-town saying that Australians are just and Andy on the Today Network,
them into the home and
rivals Port Adelaide. away season. Kurt Tippet "English rednecks" on David Williams laughed off the
Not that Neil Craig has is spending longer Letterman's US talk show. comments.
time to concern himself with the periods in the ruck and Mr Rudd told Eddie "Nice comeback, way to
sniggering of Power supporters. underdone players in American comedian Robin Maguire's Triple M radio show the go K-Rudd, how's the food on the
The Adelaide coach has far more Jason Porplyzia and Brett Wi l l i a m s s a y s h e l o v e s comments were not warranted. plane, good day," Williams said.
pressing issues. His usually Burton were rushed back Australia and has laughed off "I think Robin Williams "I was just there for two
rock-solid defence has a Swiss are danger signs for the criticism from Prime Minister should go and spend a bit of time weeks. Every time I've been in
to add bite. It didn't work in round
cheese look about it at the Crows. A loss to Melbourne Kevin Rudd, poking fun at him Australia it's been wonderful. I
two. The injury-riddled pre-season
moment with the Crows Demons at the MCG on Sunday love it down there. Helloooo!"
must be playing a part but there
conceding 256 points in losses to will bring real heat to Craig's Williams said he had
used the same line on stage in
FAIR-DINKUM FREO Australia and no-one had been
angry about it then.
A follow-up victory at balance at the final
Asked how he felt about
the Fremantle graveyard that break, they powered home with a
a prime minister on the other side
is Etihad Stadium gives a bit six-goal to nil final quarter. It's
of the world taking offence to his
more weight that this just the second time in their
comments, Williams said: "I don't
Fremantle revival is fair checkered history that the
know, it's interesting - maybe it's
dinkum. This Dockers side Dockers have won their first two
because Mr Abbott did well in the
may yet capitulate like many matches in a season. They had
ironman."
before them but in 2010 you 13 goalkickers and strong
Hamish and Andy told
can't help but be impressed. contributions from their
Williams they thought Mr Rudd
Essendon were revved up by unheralded (Mayne, Barlow,
was the only Australian
their Matthew Lloyd Ballantyne, Hill) and revered
A w i n o v e r t h e extravaganza on Sunday offended.
(Pavlich, Sandilands). We'll
undermanned Crows at a f t e r n o o n b u t t h e v i s i t o r s "Mr Rudd I apologise,"
know a lot more about the purple
home was promising but absorbed the early pressure. Williams replied.
revolution after Sunday's home
"It's linguistics. I would
perhaps a false dawn. Then, with the match in the clash against Geelong.
like to modify my terminology
and say 'English good old boy'.
PRINCE-LESS TITANS "If the term redneck is
offensive, forgive me, sir. Please
All the talk leading into Gold without their leader. With a stretch that could well let me come back to Australia
Prince facing another month on see their solid start to the season without a cavity search, and if not
Coast Titans' trip to Dairy
t h e I'd love to go to a strip club with
Farmers Stadium was that you in New York."
they would struggle without sidelines,
the Titans Meanwhile, Mr Rudd's
Scott Prince. reference to Alabama and
h a v e
Despite starting strongly, rednecks generated a terse
Melbourn
the Titans did eventually lose response from Alabama
e Storm
their way, outplayed by a North governor Bob Riley.
and St
Queensland Cowboys team with "I'm not sure if Prime
George
Johnathan Thurston at the helm. Minister Rudd has ever been to
Illawarra
It was the Titans' 13th game Alabama," Mr Riley responded in
in the
without Prince since he joined a statement.
coming
the club in their inaugural 2007 "If he has, he would know
fortnight,
campaign; of those matches that Alabamians are decent,
a stretch
Gold Coast have dropped nine, hard-working, creative people.”
that could
making them sitting ducks
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TOUGH ON TODD
As if Todd Carney hadn't w h o s a i d
done enough in the opening following the game he
rounds to endear himself to still believed Carney
Sydney Roosters fans. was a long way off
Against Brisbane becoming a top-class
Broncos on Good Friday, he NRL fullback. With
added to his reputation with a Carney at the forefront
two-try man-of-the-match of the Roosters revival
performance. It seems the only and already being
person not buying into the hype touted as serious New
is Roosters coach Brian Smith, South Wales Origin has already established
contender, many would argue he h i m s e l f a m o n g t h e t o p

Price to hang up the boots


Warriors prop Steve Price will be back on the paddock
retire at the end of the NRL as he attempts to overcome a
season, with a decision on his heel injury, and has already been
State of Origin availability to be ruled out of Saturday's clash with
determined by his injury- former club Canterbury.
plagued body. Price has played 313
Yet to play in 2010 due to a games in the NRL, with his first
string of leg problems, Price has 11 seasons with the Bulldogs
announced his 17th campaign will before moving to the Warriors for
be his last. the 2005 season.
He is unsure when he will

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