TALE OF THREE

ZAMBIAN PRESIDENTS
By lkc

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Three presidents - Kaunda,
Chiluba and Mwanawasa were
lost in the forest and were
captured by cannibals. The
cannibal king told the prisoners
that they could live
if they pass a trial.

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The first step of the trial was
to go to the forest and get ten
pieces of the same
kind of fruit. So all three men
went separate ways to
gather fruits.

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The first one who came back was Kaunda
and said to the
king, "I brought ten apples." The king then
explained
the trial to him. "You have to shove the
complete
fruits down your throat without any
__expression on your
face or you will be eaten.''

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The first apple went in.... but on
the second one he
winced out in pain, so he was
killed.

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The second one to arrive was
Chiluba and showed the
king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to
him, he thought to himself that
this should be easy.

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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on
the ninth
berry he burst out in laughter
and was killed.

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Then Kaunda and Chiluba met in
hell. Then KK asked,
" FTJ mwaiche why did you
laugh, you almost got away
with it?"

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Then Chiluba replied, " I
couldn't help it, I saw
Mwanawasa coming with 10
watermelons.!!!!!