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THEPEARL
CHRISTMASANNUAL
1881
NEWYEAR'SDAY
THE
TO
SWILIA
CHAPTERI
LeJourdel'An.
PASTFOURO'CLOCKINTHEAFTERNOON,AND
I'monlyjustoutofbedhowIhavesleptsince
thatlittledevilofaFuckatillaleftmeat7a.m.!
Well,Imustdressandmakeupasifjustarrived
soastodeceivetheoldmother,itwon'tdofor
herto6ndoutI'vesleptwiththeprettySusan
allnight.Ha,whatacleverlittleschemershe
istosuggestthatshewouldsleepinmybedto
airitagainstthemorrow,whenIwastoreturn
totown,andthenletmeknowsoIcouldlet
myselfinaftertheoldwomanwasgonetobed.
ByJove!Ithinkitiswellairednow,we'vebeen
fuckinginitlikesteam,spendingtheoldyear
outandthenewyearinIbelieveourfirstfuck
endedinadelightfulspendonbothsidesjustas
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BigBenstrucktwelve.NowI'llmakehaste,then
ringforMrs.Childings,andorderthesupper
whatahappythoughtthatofmine,promising
tosendherdowntomyaunt'satRichmond,as
soonasIgotback,shewillstaythereallnight,
andFuckatillawillfetchhercousintohelp,the
sameasonChristmasEve,thatevertobere
memberedChristmasEve,itbeatsallthefunI
everhad,butmyname'snotPriapusBigcock
ifwedon'ttopittonight.
Atlastheleftthebedroomingreatcoatand
hat,withasmallvalise,asifjustarrivedfrom
ajourney,closedthedoorbehindhim,andrang
thebellforthehousekeeper.
"Mrs.Childings,aHappyNewYeartoyou,
didn'texpectmequitesosoon,Imusthavea
fireatonceifyouwillbesogoodastosend
Susanuptolightit,"hesaid,Ringingaside
hisovercoatandtakingoffhiswrapping."I've
hadafinebracingjourneyuptotown,itsa
lovelydaytobegintheyearwithbythebye
canyourundownatoncetomyaunt'satRich
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mond,hercookisill,andtheyhaveapartycom
ingonthisevening.Iwouldhavestoppedmy
self,butformypreviousengagementwithmy
oldchumsthisevening.Ipromisedyoushould
startatonce,soSusanshallfetchhercousin
todoforusassoonasshehaslightedthefire.
Makehaste,auntisinaterriblemuddle,it
willbetwoguineasinyourpocket,andIknew
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youcouldhelpherbetterthananyonethose
confectionersandotherfellowssheisobliged
toemploy,worryhertodeath,andyoucan
takeallthatoffherhands.Nevermindabout
us,wecanbejollyandhow,startoffquick."
Toopleasedwithherjob,Mrs.Childings
quicklythankedhimforrecommendingher,
andlefttheroomtosendupSusan,andstart
offherself.
"Mylittledarling!"exclaimedtheHon.Pria
pus,comingbehindtheprettygirlassoonas
shehadenteredandwaskneelinginfrontof
theemptygrate,"haven'tIarrangeditallfinely,
makehasteandfetchEmma,"ashecaughtup
herclothesbehindandexposedhersplendidbot
tom,justpeepingoutbetweentheopenslitof
herprettydrawersthesightmakeshimrandy
inamoment,hisbigprickisout,andreadyfor
afuckdogfashion,inspiteofFuckatilla'spro
testationsforhimtobequiet,andkeephisnon
sensetilltheevening,"I'llburnitwiththe
pokerifyoudon'tleavemealone,youimpudent
fellow!"
"Ha,Ilikethatidea,especiallyasyouhave
tolightthefireandwarmitfirst,I'llpokeryou
myprickdoesn'twantafiretowarmit,it's
boilingoveralready!"helaughed,notableto
retainhimselffromspendingalloverherbottom,
theplayfulresistanceofthegirlhadsoexcited
him.
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"Whatashame!"shesaid,"togoonso,no
onewouldthinkhowyouhadindulgedwithme
alllastnight,andnowtobeginagainsosoon,
sir,"assheputherhandbehindandguidedthe
shaftoflovetoherlongingslit."See,youcan't
getinunlessIletyou,younaughty,badboy!"
"ButnowI'minIguessI'llstopthereasthe
dogsaid,"helaughed,claspingherfirmlyround
thebuttocksandfuckingawayfuriously."How
deliciouslytightitfeelsthisway,Icanquite
fancyitsyourlittlegaspipebehindthatisnip
pingmypricksobeautifully."
"Push,push,fuck,fuck,"shealmost
screamedinreply,"thisisthefinestwaywe
havefoundoutyet,youseemtogetsofarin,
andtoexcitememorethanever.Oh,oh,oh!
I'mcoming,Ican'tstopit!"asshereallyfainted
awayindelight,andnearlyunshippedhiscock
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atthemomentofspending,bygoingRaton
thehearthrug,whereshelaywhilstherevelled
inthetightnessandvoluptuouscontractionsof
hervagina.
Atlengthhewithdrewhisdrippingtool,and
turnedhisattentiontothegirl,whospeedily
cameroundwhenhesprinkledherfacewith
coldwater,openinghereyeswithalovingsmile
onherlipsassheslowlyrealizedwhoitwasat
tendingtoher.
"Howheavenly!howdelightful!"shesighed.
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"Iseemtohaveenjoyedanageofbliss,how
longdidIfaint?"
"Notfiveminutes,mylittledear,"here
plied."Nowwewillbeserious,andbehave
ourselvestillFrankJonesarriveshe'ssure
tobefirstagain.Lightthefire,andthenfetch
yourcousinEmmaatonce,anddoyouknow
anothernicelittlegirlyoucouldgettostopall
nightwithyou,andjoininourgames?"
Fuckatillaratherpoutedatthissuggestion,
butherprettyfacespeedilyrelaxedagaininto
asmile,asshesaid,"Soyouwantachange,do
you?I'llserveyououtforitwhenyouleastex
pectit,sir!Wasn'tIenoughforyoulastnight,
andequaltoallyourlecherousideas?"
"Justlistentothejealoushussey,shewants
mycockalltoherself!"laughedtheyoungbar
rister."Youshallhaveaprickinyourcunt,
arse,mouth,andhandallatoncebeforeto
morrowmorning,ifyouonlygetusanother
nicelittlegirlasprettyasyourself,mydear,
tryyourbestandyou'llgetafineNewYear's
gift."
"LittleNellisjustthegirlforyou,"replied
Fuckatilla."Nothingdelightshersomuchas
toseecats,dogs,orrabbitsfucking,although
she'snotquitethirteen,andI'msuredoesn't
knowwhatitisherselfbesides,she'ssuchade
licicuslittletitbit,I'veoftentickledhermyself
forfunwecallherNellyRaquetbecause
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shewasfoundonadoorstepinRacquetCourt,
byanoldprinter,whohavingnochildrenof
hisown,tooktheprettybabyhome,andkept
herasadaughtereversince,butshe'saperfect
littledevilforfun,andsurenottosplit,what
everwemayletherseeorjoinin."
"Allright,dearFuckatilla,onlymind,jeal
ousy'sathingwedon'tadmithere.Yougirls
mustbeallloveandnoselfishness,thenevery
thingwillbecharming,"repliedthevoluptuous
mindedyoungroueashehummed
Theladies,theladies,Ilovethemall,
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Soletthembestout,orletthembethin,
Orletthembeshort,orletthembetall,
Myprick'ssorandyI'msuretogetin
I'veafuck,afuck,afuckforthemall!
them'smysentiments,mylove!"
"Verywell,sir,I'msureyouarevirtueitself
indisguise,"repliedthelivelygirl,"butlet
meadviseyoutotakeawalkontheEmbank
mentorsomewhereforacoupleofhours,and
leaveallthearrangementstome,andcousin
Emma.Shewillbeherepresently,asIguessed
yourlittlegameandaskedhertocomebyfive
o'clock."
Returningfromhisstrollabouthalfpastsev
en,theHon.Priapusasheascendedthestair
casetohischambers,wasastonishedathearing
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thevoiceofhisfriendFrankJonesthreatening
somebodyiftheywouldnotdosomethingso
heproceededcautiouslyontiptoetolearnwhat
funwasup,andlisteningatthekeyholeheard
himsay,"Theimpudentlittlething,doesn't
mindhandlingorstrokingmyprick,butwon't
suckit,wellseeaboutthat,won'tweFucka
tilla?Now,justtakeheracrossyourlapthat's
it,turnupherskirts,letushaveagoodlookat
herprettybum.Ha,Imustkissit,waitamo
mentbeforeyoubegintoslap."
JustatthisinstanthisHon.friendthoughtof
afamouspeepholehehadoncemadeinthe
wallforsomepurpose,soshiftinghisposition,
hewassooninfullviewofthepartiesinsidehis
room.Itwasindeedasighttogiveanyonea
rampantcockstand.TherewasFuckatillahold
ingthestrugglinglittleNellyRaquetacross
herkneesasshesatonthesofa,whilstFrank
Joneswashelpingherliftthegirl'spetticoats,
ConsinEmmawasbythesideofFrank,who
hadhisbreechesdown,andhisprickatfull
cock,whichshewasfriggingbeautifully,pulling
backtheforeskinfromitsrubyheadatevery
motionofherhand,whilsthereyesseemed
beamingwithsensualdesiresassheregarded
theobjectofhercaresses.
"Holdthelittledevil,orshewillkickmy
face!"exclaimedFrank,kneelingdownand
shovinghisnosebetweenthecheeksofthe
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littlegirl'sbottom,wherenodoubthistongue
wasbusyticklingthevirginslit.""Ha!"he
exclaimed,"youseeIwillkissyourcunney
foryou,MissNelly,nowwon'tyoupromiseto
kissmylittlecockey?"
"Ah!No,never!"wasthesharpresponseof
thelittlegirl,"thenastythingwouldbesickin
mymouth.Itwas,youknow,allovermyhands
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asIwasstrokingit."
"Youwon't!"saidFrank,gettingupand
turningtoEmma,whohepulledonhislap,
"ThenFuckatillashallslapyourbum,tillyou
promisetogiveitagoodsuck,notonlyakiss,
mind!"
"No,I'llneverdosuchanastytrick.Ah!
oh!oh!youhurtso!Whatashame!"she
screamed,asthesmartpainfulslapsbeganto
tingleherbottom.
"Goon!goon!Don'tsparetheobstinate
littlehussey!"exclaimedFrank,"it'sdelicious
toseeherkicking,andwatchtheconstantshift
ingoftherosyRushonherdelicatewhiteflesh
ateachimpactofyourhandonhertightskinned
rump."
HehadnowgotEmmafairlyastraddleacross
hislapashesatonachairwhereshewasriding
himimpetuouslyalaSt.George,withherpetti
coatswellup,sothattheactionofherbottom
couldbeseenbeautifully,infactFrank'shands
beingroundherwaistunderherclothes,kept
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themso,andhehaspulledherdrawerswell
open,sothathecouldseeeverythinginthe
glassoverthemantlepiece,whichdividedhis
attentionwiththeinterestingslappingmatch
goingonuponthesofa.
Butitwasthelatterscenewhichmostinter
estedthegentlemanatthepeephole.Nelly
Raquetwassuchapiquantlittlebeauty,though
notquitethirteen,shewassmallforherage,
butbeautifullyformed,herfeet,legsandbot
tom,wereasexquisitelyshapedasanyEpicur
eancouldwishtofeasthiseyesupon,whilsther
face,whichhecouldseeperfectly,althoughit
wasturnedawayfromFrank,haditsbeauty
heightenedbythecrimsonblushesofshame
bywhichitwassuffused,atbeingsohumiliated
beforeagentlemanlargedarkflashingeyes,
inwhichthetearssparkledlikediamonds,and
asetofpearlyteeth,rosylips,andblackglossy
hairasfineassilkmadeatoutensemble,
sufficientlyravishingtowhettheappetiteof
arone,howeversatiatedhemighthavefeltbe
foreshemethisview.
"Byjingo!"exclaimedMr.PriapusBigcock
sottovoce,"she'sadaintybitthatwouldstir
upmybloodhadIbeenasoldandeffeteas
Beaconsfieldhimself,bythebye,Iwonderif
champagnejellyisgoodtoinducesensualde
siresinoldpeople,I'llaskmyuncletotryit
hetoldmelastnighthehadn'thadarisesince
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hewasmadeajudgesixyearsago,it'sapity
suchajollyoldcockolorumcan'tenjoyabit
ofyoungcuntnowandthen."
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Meanwhilethegameinsidewasprogressing
rapidly.
FrankandEmmaseemedtocometogether
inalusciousspend,whilstFuckatilla,tojudge
byherexcitedloks,wasalsospendingfrom
theeffectsofsympathy,andthesightofthe
prettywrigglingbottom,shewassoartistical
lyslapping,forpresentlyherhanddropped
upontherosybumofherlittlevictim,andslip
pingdowntohercunney,tickledthedarling
withherfingers,tillBigcockcouldseethe
glisteningofspendingsonthemastheyworked
inandoutofthetightlittlesheath.Nellyturned
upherfacetoFucktilla,hereyesbeamingwith
loveandexcitementassheclaspedherfriend
roundtheneckwithbotharms,andkissedher
rapturously,asshesaidwithanagitatedvoice,
"Howmybumburns,andenjoysthetickling
ofyourfingers,dear,it'ssodeliciousIwould
doanythingtofeellikethatagain!"
ShewasnowtoldtokissMr.Jone'scock
quicklyorMr.Bigcockwouldcatchthemthere,
andwhipthemallunmercifullywithabigbirch
rod,"Andthat,mydear,youwouldandno
laughingmatter,whenitcutsyourfleshtill
thebloodcomes!"
HereBigcock,whohadspentinhisbreeches,
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thoughtittimetoputastoptofurtherproceed
ings,oritwouldspoilJonesandthegirlsforfun
aftersupper,sosuddenlyopeningthedoor,he
frightenedpoorlittleNellyalmostoutofher
wits,byexclaiming,"SoIwill,I'mreallyas
tonishedatMr.Jonesbehavingsowithyou
girls.It'smostdisgusting,youshallallbe
wellwhippedbeforetwelveo'clock,ormy
name'snotwhatitisbeoff,youtwo,(turning
totheothergirls),leaveNellywithme,orshe
mayrunhome,andmakehastetohavethe
supperready!"
FuckatillaandEmmavanishedatoncewitha
slyglanceoffunatMr.Priapus,ashetookthe
alarmedNellyonhislap.Thedoorbeingclosed,
hewentontoquestionhisfriendFrank,asto
hisearlyarrival.
"Thefactis,oldfellow,"repliedJones,"that
IhavebeenquitedemoralizedbyyourChrist
masEve'sentertainment,thedelightsofthat
nightareeverrunningthroughmybrain,and
lastnightagainIhadanotherwonderfuldream,
suchscenes,andsuchrealityaboutitall."
"Somuchthebetter,myboy,saidBigcock,
"itwillbesomethingtorelateaftersupper,
buthowaboutbeingheresoearly,nineo'clock
wasthetimeyouknow?"
"Ilongedsotoseethegirlsagain,mycock
hasbeenstandingalldayatthethoughtsofit,
thatatlast,inafitofdesperation,Istartedtoo
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soon,hopingtoenjoyasmokewithyou,butas
luckwouldhaveit,Idroppeduponthesethree
deargirlshavingafrigandgamahucheonthe
sofa,asIenteredwithoutknocking,thedoor
notbeingproperlyclosed,"saidJones.
"Well,goon,teilmeailaboutit."
"Yousee,Nellyhere,waskissingFucka
tilla'sfanny,"hecontinued,"whilstCousinEm
mahadgotadildoe,orsomething,tofuckher
selfwithIsupposetheyfounditinoneofyour
drawers,itwasonlyafewminutesbeforeyou
burstinuponus.Myfirstimpulsewastowith
draw."
"Tellthattothemarines,Frank,"interrupted
hisfriend."Ifyourcockdidn'tstandinamo
mentI'llforfeitapony,andcallupthegirlsto
decide!"
Nevermindaboutbetting,Imightlose,"con
tinuedFrankwithalaugh,ashecouldseethat
Bigcockhadhishandunderthelittlegirl's
clothes,asshesatonhiskneewithherfacehid
deninhisbosom."Emmasprangtowardsme
atonce,exclaiming,'Aman,aman,justthe
thingwewant,andhadmybreechesunbuttoned
inamoment,searchedforanddrewoutmy
stiffprickbeforetheastonishedNelly,asking
herifshewouldnotliketostrokesuchafineplay
thing.Nellywasbashfulbutnottimid,although
sheblusheduptohereyestheymadehephandle
andstrokemyprickupanddown,butthelittle
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dearwouldnotlookinmyface,hereyeswereall
forMr.Jones'sbigthing,whichpresentlyaston
ishedherbybeingwhatshecalledsickoverher
hands,andwouldnottouchitagain.Thegirls
weretooexcited,butIheardyoucomeuptothe
door,andonceortwiceheardasighoragrunt
asthesceneaffectedyou,sonodoubtyouknow
alltherest."
"Justso,"repliedtheHon.Priapus."Now,
NellyRacquet,that'syourname,Ibelieve,you
mustgivemeakiss."
Thegirllookedup,herfinelargeeyessuffused
withtears,whilstherlovelyfacewasalmostof
adamaskhue,overspreadasitwaswithblushes
ofshameathearingFranktelleverythingshe
haddone.
"Don'tbeshamefaced,orfrightenedNelly,
welikeyoutoomuch,andwillshowyousuch
funnowdidn'tyoulikeFuckatilla'sfinger
ticklingyourcunneyaftertheslapping.Icould
seehowyouhuggedandkissedher?"takingthe
girl'slovelyblushingfacebetweenbothhis
handsandholdingitupforakissalmostsucking
herbreathaway.
"It'sallsonew,I'mafraid,"sighedthelittle
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girl.
"Afraidofwhatmydear?Isitthis?"as
heletouthisgreatfieryheadedbatteringram,
andplaceditinherhand"It'sthemosttender
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heartedthingintheworld,andwasmadefor
littlegirlstoplaywith."
"La,sir!that'swhatmakesthebabies,a
biggirltoldmesooneday.Iwaslookingat
somedogs,ascruelboyswerebeatingthem
withstickstoseparatethemshesaidaman's
thingwasexactlylikeadog'sinshape,butI'm
notafraid,sir.Itcan'thurtme,I'msoyoung.
Domenandwomensticktogetherlikedogs?"
askedthesophisticatedgirl.
"That'sright,strokeitupanddown,"saidthe
barrister,"butwhydoyouasksuchaques
tion?"ashewasnowticklingandgentlyfrig
ginghertightlittlecuntagain,andkissingher
allthewhile.
"Becauseabigboyoncewantedmetolet
himdoittome,butIwouldn't,thoughIlethim
feelandticklemeasyoudo,andIplayedwith
hiscockey.Iwasafraidwemightsticktogether
andgetcaught,"shereplied.
HereFrankJoneswassoexcitedthathede
claredBigcockwasnottohaveallthefunto
himself,andwithhisbreechesstilldown,pre
sentedhisstiffprickforhertocaress.
Nellytookoneineachhand,blushingdeeply
again,yetwithalovingsmileasshelookedin
theirexcitedfaces,"Whatimpudentthings!"
sheexclaimed,assheseemedtotrembleall
over,"shallIrubtheirnosestogether?You
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knowgirlsplayatflatcock,haven'tyouboys
everdoneanythingofthesorttogether?"
"Yes,yes!that'sdelightful,youlittledear
pulltheskinsbackandrubtheheadstogether!"
gaspedbothofthemalmostsimultaneouslyas
theybothspentatonce,andthespermdripped
frombetweenherfingersassheheldthetwo
throbbingheadsoftheirpenisestightlyto
gether.
Eachkissedherrapturously,almostknocking
theirheadstogether,intheirhurrytodoso,then
whenalittlecalmer,BigcockandJonesput
theiraffairsoutofsight,aftermakingNelly
firstwipethemwithasofttowelandkisseach
cockey,andticklethetipoftheeurethrawith
hertongueforamoment,justtoproveherlove.
Theformernowopenedadrawer,andpulling
outaveryprettyyounglady'swatchandchain,
presentedthemtotheastonishedandgrateful
girl.
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ThepresentationwashardlyoverbeforeSpen
cerandJackTurdeyarrived.Thelatterat
onceperceivedthathehadbeentoolatefor
someofthefun,asheobservedwhilstshaking
handswithhisfriends,"Youmighthaveasked
metocomealittleearlier,butI'llhaveakissof
thisdeliciouslittlechildbeforeIenquiremore!"
kissingNellyveryamorouslyonhercherrylips.
"It'snoslight,Icanassureyoumyoldchum
youcanseesomethinghashappened,butitwas
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solelyowingtocircumstancesoverwhichwe
hadnocontrol,"saidBigcock,"Ihadevengot
thispreciouslittledarlingasanextratreatfor
ouraftersupperseanceoflove."
"Ah!Ha!ha!!that'sgood,isitnotSpen
cer?SoIsupposethecircumstancesover
whichyouhadnocontrolwereyourrandy
pricks,thesightofherwastoomuchforyou,
eh,"laughedJack.
"Onlyafeel,andaspendortwoshe'sareal
littlevirgin,"saidFrankdeprecatingly.
"Well,"repliedJack,"youfellowsdeserve
birchingorbottomfuckingforit,that'sallI
havetosay.I'mnotjealous,onlydevilishly
inclinedforafuctiousevening."
Nomorewassaidaboutit,buttheirhostob
servingthatsupperwouldbereadyinafewmin
utes,askediftheyhadheardthenewanecdote
aboutthePrinceofWales'visittotheEastLon
donHospital?
"No,oldfellow,let'shaveit"
"It'snotmuch,"continuedthehost,"His
RoyalHighnesswenttoinspecttheEastLondon
Hospital,sogoingintothemaleward,heasked
themaninNo.1bed,"What'sthematterwith
youmyman,areyoucomfortable,orhaveyou
anycomplaints?"
PATIENT.Gotthepox,yourRoyalHighness,
thedoctorsdoalltheycanforme,andthe
nursesareverykind,everything'ssonice,Ishall
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besorrytogooutagainwhenIamwell,because
I'maverypoorman.
H.R.H.Nobleinstitution,gladtohearyou
aresowellcaredfor.GoesontoNo.2bed,
"Well,myman,howareyou,what'sthematter
withyou?"
PATIENT.Prettywell,yourRoyalHighness,
gotabadfistula,buteverything'sniceand
everybodyiskindtome.
H.R.H.Beautifulcharity,quiteaparadise
forthesickpoortocometoandwhatmaybe
thematterwithyou?addressingthemaninNo.
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3bed.
PATIENT.Gotanulcerinmymouth,obliged
tohavemyjawstiedup,yourRoyalHighness,
inaverysepulchralvoice.
H.R.H.Well,howareyougettingon?
PATIENT.Onlyprettywell,yourRoyalHigh
ness.
H.R.H.Onlyprettywell,haveyougotany
complainttomake?
PATIENT.Yes,yourRoyalHighness,Iwant
togointoNo.1bed.Iwanttoseethedoctor
first!
H.R.H.What'sthatfor,don'tyouhave
properattention?
PATIENT.WellyourRoyalHighness,the
doctorgoestothatfellowinNo.1bedandpulls
hiscockabout,thenhegoestoNo.2,andshoves
hisfingeruphisarse,andthenhecomesand
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putshisfingerinmymouthIwanttoseethe
doctorfirst.
H.R.H.Veryreasonable,shouldn'tlikethat
myselfI'llmakeanoteofit,andthensotto
voce,filthyplacesthesehospitalsafterall,Ipity
thepoorbeggarswhogetintothem,theymay
havetoeatshitorpoxjuice,orwhatnotIdon't
thinkI'llgomuchfurtherround,I'veamost
pressingengagement.
CHAPTERII
FrankJones'dreamoftheSackofLondonby
theGermansaftertheBattleofDorking.
Supperwasnowannounced,butitisneedless
tosaymuchaboutthat,exceptthatthefour
younggentlemenagaintreatedallthegirlsasif
theywereperfectladies.NellyRacquetwasa
greatfavourite,buthertwofriendswerenotin
theleastjealousoftheconstantattentionofthe
Hon.Priapusandhischums,totheiryounger
companion,whodelightedhernewfoundac
quaintancesbythedisplayofreadyandpert
repliestoalltheirsalliesandbadinage.
"Jack,"saidthebarristertohisfriend,"what
doyouthink?OurlittleNellyherewastelling
usthatabigboyonceproposedtohertolethim
doasthedogsdo,onlyshewasafraidthey
mightsticktogether,butyouplayedwithhis
littlecock,didn'tyou,mydear?"
"Oh,yes!Iwasn'tafraidtodothat,you
shouldhaveseenhowhepusheditinandoutof
myhand,andhisredfaceandstartlingeyes,as
healmostscreamed,'Oh!!oh!!oh!!!it's
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coming,it'scoming,Nelly,'andthenthethick
creamdropsspurtedout.ItwasthefirsttimeI
hadeverseenanythingofthesort,andwas
afraidIhadhurthim."
SPENCER.She'saslylittlething.I'llwar
rantyouagoodwhippingifyoudon'ttellusall
hedidtoyou!
NELLY.Thatwasallatthattime,excepthis
ticklingmylittlepussey,ashecalledit,with
hisfinger.
JACK.Whatdoyoumeanby"atthattime,"
didhedoanythingelseanotherday?
NELLY.Ireallycan'ttellyouanymore,I
shouldbesoashamed,blushingfuriouslyasshe
thoughtofwhatshehadallowedtheboytodo.
Theyallsawthattherewassomethingbehind
theblushandsupperbeingovertheydetermined
tohearwhatitwas.
"Now,"saidJack,"wemustknowwhatit
wasthatyoudidthattimeitmusthavebeen
something6ne,oryouwouldneverblushso."
NELLY.I'llnevertell,indeedIwon't.
SPENCER.Thenwemusttryalightstinging
switchJack,willyoulayheroveryourlap,and
turnupherclothesasartisticallyaspossible.
Nelly,whohaduptothis,beenratherimpu
dentlyde6ant,wasseizedanddrawnacross
thelapofJackRurdey,inspiteofherscreams
andprotestations,herquiveringlipsandtear
fuleyesonlyaddingtotheenjoymentofthe
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company,whobegantogetquiteexcitedas
theprettyfatbuttocksweregraduallyexposed
toview.
"Ah!no!!no!!!"shescreamed."Ican't
standthatagain.Mr.Jonesslappedmesobe
fore,mypoorbumisquitesore!"
"JustwhatIexpected,youandBigcockhad
beenupto,"saidJack,andthensternlytoNellie.
"Iwanttoknowallaboutthatboy,notabout
myfriendsherethere,willthatmakeyou
speakout?"givingasharpslapwithhisheavy
hand,whichsoundedclearlythroughtheroom,
leavinganintermixtureofwhiteandrosy
marksonthepoorgirl'ssmartingbum,where
hishandfell."Doyouwantanother,mylittle
dear,tomakeyoutellus?"smackingheragain
stillharder,regardlessofhercriesandkicks,
whichquitedelightedthemall.
"Waitstop!!Ah,nomore,praysir!"sobbed
thebeautifullittlevictim,thetearsrunning
downhercrimsoncheeks,"Iwill,Iwilltell
youall!"
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"Thensituponmykneeandspeakout,you
dearlittlesilly,sothatwecanallhear,"said
Jack,liftingherup,butkeepingherclothesup
byonearmroundherwaist,ashekissedthe
tearfulface,andkepthisotherhandinposses
sionofherunfledgedcunney,"Ididn'twant
tohurtyou,butwemustknowallaboutit."
"Well,youmustknow,"shebegan,"itisnot
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longago,butonedayhefoundoutIwasallalone
inthehouse,sothatbad,rudeCharlieknocked
atthedoor,andrushedinsoonasitwasopened,
draggedmeintothelittleparlour,threwme
down,andbeganwhathecalledararelark,
butIassureyouitwasnofuntome,heturned
upmyclothes,slappedmyrumpsothatI
screamedwithpain,andthenturningmeover
onmyback,hespitonmypussey,andsaidit
wasasillylookingthingwithouthaironit,
sohepainteditallroundwithabitofcoal
youcan'ttellhowashamedandangryIwas
withhimforbeingsoroughandnasty.I
struggledandtriedtobitehim,buthewasso
strongIlostallmystrength,andlaysobbing
andcryingonthehearthrugthenthebeast
declaredhewouldservemestillworse,but
butbutIcan'ttellanymoreohpraydon't
askme!"
"Goon,"saidJack,sternly,"orweshall
serveyoustillworse.Didheshovehiscock
intoyouhere?"ticklinghercunneywithhis
forefinger.
"Oh,no,worseandworse,"sobbedthe
ashamedgirl,"butIcan'ttell!"
"Well,then,"saidJack,"Iguessitwasthere,
wasitnot?"ashewastryingtopushhisfore
fingerupNelly'slittletightfundament.
"Ah!Oh,no!Neveragain!"screamedthe
prisoner."Ithurtsso,andissonasty."
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"Ithoughtweshouldfindout,"saidJack,
delightedathissuccess."Sohegotinthere,
didhe?"
"Oh,itwascruel,"sobbedNelly."He
thumpedmeaboutsobecauseIkeptthecheeks
ofmybottomtightlytogetherhehadturned
meonmyface,youmustknow,andatlastwhen
Iwasnearlydead,hegotalumpofbutteroff
thetableandgreasedthehole,thenforced
hisstiffcockrightupmybehind.Nowpray
letmego,sir!"
"Butthatwasn'tall,besidesEmmahere
knowsallaboutit,sowewillbirchyoudread
fully,ifyoudon'tsayhowhefinishedwith
you!"exclaimedSpencer,whowasbeinggently
friggedbythecousin.
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Toofrightenedtorefuseshecontinuedtore
latehowCharlieseemedtospurtsomething
warmintoher,andthatwhenhedrewhis
affairout,itwasfollowedbyasmallquantity
ofexcrement,asshecouldnothelpherself,
whichsoenragedhimthathewipedhissoiled
cockonherface,andtriedtoshoveitintoher
mouth."Now,"sheconcluded,"Ihavereally
toldyoueverything,andhewouldhavebeen
lockedup,onlyIwastooashamedtogoagainst
himIonlywishIcouldservehimout,ashe
alwayslaughswhenhemeetsme,andsmacks
hislipsasiftastingsomethingnice."
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ThistalehadsoworkedthemallupthatJack
nowcalledNelly'sattentiontowhattheothers
weredoing,asshehadbeenhidingherblush
ingtearfulfaceonhisbosomashisfingers
friggedhertightbumholeandcunneyboth
atonce,whilstshehadstammeredouttheac
countofCharlie'soutrageousconduct.
CousinEmmawasridingonSpencer'spego,
whichcouldbeseengoinginandoutofherlech
erousgap,asshesatastrideofhislap,androde
upanddownonhisshaft,herlipsgluedtohis,
andhertongueinMsmouth.Eachtimeshewent
upthevermillionlipsofhercuntcouldbeseen
protrudingastheyseemedtoclingtightlyround.
theratherbrownlookingcocktheyweresuck
ingsodeliciously,andwhichglistenedwiththeir
mutualspendings.
TheHon.Priapuswasseatedonthesofawith
Fuckatillaonhislap,his6nelargeinstrument
buriedtotherootsofitshairinherbeautiful
cunt,shehadherbacktohimbuthisarmswere
keepingupherclothes,andhishandstickling
herslitinfrontthroughtheopeningofher
drawers.FrankJonesstoodcloseinfrontofthe
amorousgirl,whohadherhandsonhispego,
tickinghisballsandcaressingtheshaft,ex
posingtheburstingheadofhisjewelatevery
backwardmotionofherhand,asshesoftly
passeditupanddown.Thescenewasexquis
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ite,Jackhuggedhistremblinglittlepartnerto
Msbosom,andafraidtoattemptherravish
mentatthemoment,placedhisthrobbingprick
inherhand,andwhisperedinhereartoplace
itbetweenherthighs,andclosethemtightly
uponit,whilsthereclinedbackwards,andheld
herbetweenhislegs,makingherrideonhis
affairwithhertoesjusttouchingthefloor
thushehadallthesensationsofadelicious
fuckwithouthurtinglittleNellyeachone
seemedtotrytoprolongthepleasure,butal
thoughtheirmovementswere.veryslowand
gentle,thesightofeachother'senjoymenthad
suchastimulatingeffectthattheyallseemed
tocomeatthesamemoment,Jack'sspending's
flyingoutagooddistanceonthefloor,from
betweenthecheeksofNelly'sbuttocks,justas
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theothersalldiedawayinextasy.
"Nowforfulldress,'beautyunadorned,'"
saidthehost,"orweshallbetoowarmtoap
preciateFrank'snewdream,Ionlyhopeitis
asgoodasthelast,aboutthecircusperform
ance."
Theyweresoondivestedofeverycovering,
andafteraglassofchampagneallround,Frank
wasreadytorelatehowhedreamttheoldyear
out,andthenewyearin,sotakingCousinEmma
onhislap,hemadeherkeepa.handonhisnow
limpconcern,whilsthehadtwoofhisAngers
gropingaboutherclitoris.
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"WhenIwenttobedlastnight,"hebegan,
"Ireallymeanttolayawakeandhearallthe
churchbellsjoinintheirannualwelcometo
thenewyear,butitgenerallyhappensthatwe
sleepwhenwewanttokeepoureyesopen,and
viceversajustsowithme,Icouldn'tkeep
awakeforthelifeofme,andwaspresently
dreamingallsortsofrubbishduringtheday
Ihadcasuallylookedintothatoldpamphlet
aboutthedefeatoftheEnglishbytheGermans
atthebattleofDorking,soIsupposemydream
turnedthatway,forIseemedtobeinmystu
dio,whenoldLordDufferstonesrushedinal
mostfranticwithfear,exclaiming,'Jones,what
awfulnews,thearmyisbeatenandtheguards
annihilated,theGermanswillsackLondonand
ravishourwivesanddaughtersassoonasthey
cangethere!"
"Everymanmustfightforhishome,I'lldo
mybesttokillatleastoneenemybeforethey
doforme,andleteveryoneelsedothesame,
andthebloodthirstyrascalswillfinditcosts
themdear,"Ireplied,feelingquiteaheroin
thepresenceoftheoldcoward.
"'Oh,dear!oh,dear!it'snouse,Jones,we
shallallbeslaughteredlikesheep!'heraved,
tearinghishair.
"Withoutwaitingtohearanymorefromhim
Iseizedaswordandarevolver,andrushedout
intotheStrand,whereIsoonheardthatthe
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UhlanshadalreadyreachedSteatham,and
werealsoclosetoNewCrossinanotherdirec
tion.
"Nightwascomingon,thereweredense
crowdsinthestreetssomearmed,othersclam
ouringforarms,eachoneencouragingtheother
tofighttothelast.Aperfectpanicprevailed
attheNorthernandEasternRailwayStations,
especiallyasallthetrainswentawayloaded
withfugitivewomenandchildren,andnonebut
oldmenwereallowedtoaccompanythem,but
itsooncametoanendforthewantofrolling
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stock,asthecompanieshavingoncegotit
away,wouldnotletanyemptiesreturnfor
more,lesttheenemymightcapturethem.
"Allnightweworkedaway,makingbar
ricadesonWestminsterBridge,supportedby
othersinParliamentStreet,afewoldofficers
directingtheworkers,butnogeneralplanof
defenceseemedtobecarriedout,astherewas
nogeneralanywhere,theyhadallgoneout
withthearmy,andhadbeenkilled,captured,
orpreventedfromretreatingonthecapital.
"Atlastmorningcame,andwecouldsoon
hearthesoundofdistantfiring,whichgradual
lycamenearerandnearer,tilltheattackwas
commencedonallthebridgesatonce,from
LondonbridgetoPutney.
"Withoutartilleryitwasimpossibletostem
theadvancingtideofGermans,theycarried
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thebridgesveryquickly,shootingandbayo
nettingthedefendersinthousandsnowthey
surgedintothebottomofParliamentStreet,
andasIsatononeofthebronzelionsatthefoot
oftheNelsoncolumnencouragingeveryoneto
dieratherthanyield,Icouldseethebattleslow
lycominguptotheHorseGuards,andalsothat
theHousesofParliamentwereonAre.
WaterlooBridgewasgone,andtheenemy
nowbegantotakeusinHankfromtheStrand,
whilstothershavingpassedVauxhallwereal
readyswarmingtheparksandBelgravia,and
inpossessionofBuckinghamPalace.
Whatcouldanundisciplinedrabbledoagainst
suchaconverginghostoftrainedsoldiers.The
Englishmobkeptupaweakandalmostuseless
fire,andonlystoodtobeslaughteredIreserved
theshotsinmyrevolvertillsureofmymen,
andhadthelucktoshoottwoGermans,then
thesurgingmasscarriedmeawayintoPall
Mall,whereIstumbledoveradeadbody,and
wasgettingupagainwhenafiercelooking
Germanofficertriedtofinishmeoffwithhis
sword,butIshothimdead,andasuddenidea
Hashingacrossmymind,asthesurgingcom
batantsleftmefreeforamoment.Idrewhis
bodyinsidethedoorwayofahousewhich
seemedtobedeserted,thenshuttingthedoor,
Istrippedoffhisclothes,andinaveryfewmin
uteshadsodressedmyselfinhisuniformthat
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anyonewouldhavetakenmeforaGerman,
now,thoughtItomyself,IspeakGermanlike
anative,soasresistanceisnolongerpossible,
Iwilljointheenemyinsackingandlootingmy
ownnativecity,soastoseewhatitislike.
"WhenIemergedIhadsmearedmyface
withblood,andmyuniformwasalsoblood
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stained.Thestreetwasfullofcorpses,all
English,exceptasingleGermanhereandthere.
Afreshregimentoftheenemywasjusthurrying
past,eagertogettothefront,orjoinintheloot,
tojudgebytheirexcitedfaces.Seeing,ashe
thought,awoundedcompatriot,anofficerof
feredmehisbrandyflask,askingifIwasmuch
hurt.Thedraughtgavemefreshcourage,and
Iassuredhimitwasnothingserious,butthat
Ihadnodoubtbeenstruckdownandleftfor
dead,buthadrecoveredmyself,andnowfelt
abletojointhefightagain.
"'We'reorderedtooccupyBelgraveSquare,
andpreventthehousesbeingplundered,'he
replied,'butitwillberarefun,thefellowscan't
berestrained,noneofushavehadawomanfor
amonth,weshallravishthemfirst,andprotect
thewomenafterwards.TheEnglishdogswould
serveusthesameiftheyhadthechance.Come
alongwithus,myfatherisourcolonel,andarare
oldboytoenjoyhimselfinwartime!'
"WhatsightsIsawasIwentalong,numbers
ofstragglingsoldierswerealreadyplundering
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everywhereatthebottomofSt.James'Street
threeofthemhadgotsomanyprettygirlstied
backtobacktoalamppost,withscarcelya
ragtocoverthem,andwerefuckingthemfuri
ously,theirbloodstainedpricksshowinghow
thepoorgirlshadbeenravished,theirshrieks
andcrieswereawful,whilstIshallneverforget
theshame,horror,andhumiliationdepictedon
theircountenances.
"'That'safinesight,myboys!'shoutedour
oldgreyheadedcolonel,'let'smakehasteto
ourbillet,weshallfindrealladiesthereto
amuseourselveswith.'
"Themenandofficersallcheered,andwe
wentonatthedoublequick,takingnonoticeof
thehorriblescenesandcarnagethroughwhich
wepassed,andatlastwereachedourdestina
tion,andasluckwouldhaveit,theveryfirst
houseattackedbelongedtooldDufferstones.
Ourcolonel,withhissonandseveralother
officers,establishedthemselvesinthedrawing
rooms,wheretheyfoundaprofusionofwine
andrefreshmentssetoutasifforexpected
guests.
"'I'llwagerthere'sladiesnotfaroff,no
menwouldhavehadthesensetomakesuch
provisionforenemieshavethehousethorough
lysearched,andbringourhostesseshereas
soonaspossible!'orderedthechiefwitha
chuckleofdelight,'MeinGottfurKaiserund
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Vaterland,'ashedrainedhisglassofcham
pagne,andbegantoattackafinegamepie.
'Looksharpall,soastobereadyfortheladies
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whenthey'refound,myoldprickwantssome
thingextrapiquantetoexcitehim.'
"Allthewhilewecouldstillheartheinfernal
dinofdistantfighting,graduallyrecedingin
thedistance,butpresentlyweheardseveral
piercingshrieks,evidentlyfromthecellarsof
themansion,andverysoonanoldsergeant
announcedtothecolonelthattheyhadsecured
threebeautifulyoungladies,besidesseveral
femaleservants.
"'Verywell,bringtheladieshere,andkeep
theotherwomenforyourselvesdownbelow,
butbegentle,ifonlydoneproperlynoendof
mencanhurtagirl,'repliedthecolonel,then
turningtome,'Ah,sir,you'reastranger,soI
willjusttellyouanamusingthingthatoccurred
whentheregimentIwasquarteredatacountry
villageinPomeranianotlongago.'
'Well,alotofourboysattendedthean
nualfair,andgotholdofoneofthewenches,
everyoneenjoyingherinturntilltheylether
go.'
"'Youwouldhavethoughtshewouldhave
complainedoftheoutrage,butnothingofthe
kind.Herbrotherhearingofitinsomeway,
atoncetaxedherwithhavinghadnineteen
soldiersatthefair."SoIdid,"shereplied,
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"andwhatdoyouthinkmyaffairgotsoexcited
attheircomingononeaftertheotherthatthe
lipsofmycuntwereasstiffastherimofthat
saucepanonthefireitwasdelightful,Ididn't
mindit,andwillhavethemagainsomeday,so
youjustkeeptoyourownbusiness."
"Herethesergeant,whohadbeenrespect
fullywaitingtillhissuperiorhadfinished,in
formedusthattheyhadfoundanoldgentleman,
evidentlythefatheroftheEnglishladies.
"'Tiehishandsbehindhisback,andbring
himwithhisdaughters,andsergeant,seeif
youcanmaketwoorthreegoodHoggingin
strumentsoutofanythingyoucanfindinthe
house,'weretheordershereceived.
"Wehadnotlongtowaitbeforethesoldiers
broughtinthecaptives,threebeautifulgirls
andtheoldman,whoIatoncerecognisedas
LordDufferstonesandLadiesNora,Kathleen,
andEllenDufferstones,hisidolizeddaughters,
noneofthemseemedtorecogniseme.
"Thecolonel,inexcellentEnglish,atonce
enquiredofhislordshipwhotheywere.
"LordDufferstones,hisfaceaswhiteashis
grayhair,andinadreadfulfright,greatdrops
ofperspirationcouldbeseenhanginginbeads
onhisforehead,ortricklingdownhisgrimy
face(hehadbeenfoundinacoalcellar).'Have
mercy,Excellency,I'manoncombatant,and
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thedeargirlsaremylovedchildren,youcan
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haveanyransomyouliketodemandforour
safetyandprotection.'
"'Indeed,'repliedthechief,'youEnglishare
awfullyrich,andthewholeregimentmust
shareintheprizemoney,soIsupposeyoucan
affordamillion,eh?'
"'Ohdearno,yourExcellency!'criedthe
pooroldfellow,fallingonhisknees.'Ihaven't
atenthpartofthat.Oh,sparemeandmygirls,
takeyourjewelleryandallyoucan6ndinthe
house!'
"'Pooh!pooh,man!I'minclinedtoberea
sonable,butitcan'tbelessthanhalfamillion
atleast,ifyoudon'tagreetothatyourdaughters
shallfrigyoutillyouconfesswherethemoney
istocomefrom,'repliedthecolonel,witha
grinofsardonicpleasure,especiallywhenhe
noticedtheblushinghorroroftheyoungladies
athisoutrageouswords.
"LordDufferstoneswasorderedtostandup,
andtoldthatitwasuselessforhimtopersistin
hislies,aboutinabilitytopay,towhichourchief
addedhisopinion,'thatprobablythedaughters
ofsuchanoldliarwereonlymockmodestafter
all.'
"Theoldmantrembledlikeanaspeninab
jectfearofwhatmightbegoingtohappen,
whilstthegirlshidtheircrimsonfacesfrom
sight,andsobbedwithindignantshame.
"Theoldsergeantnowreappearedwitha
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coupleofgoodbirchrods,canes,whips,and
scourges,allofwhichheinformedushadbeen
foundinthehousekeeper'sroom,below,in
acupboard,andaddedtothecolonel,Ifind,
sir,heisalord,andhasbeeninthehabitofin
Hictingpersonalchastisementonthebarebot
tomsoftheyoungservantgirls,orboypages,
withtheassistanceofhishousekeeper,whoal
wayshadcomplaintstomakeandfaultstofind
whichneededcorrection.Theyalwayscarried
itoutonafternoonswhentheyoungladieswere
goneoutforadrive,sothisistheirstockintrade,
layinghisbundleonatablecloseathand.
"'Veryfine,indeed,'laughedtheoldGerman,
asheturnedagaintowardstheprisoners,'you
sergeant,givethehousekeeperagoodtasteof
thewhip,amuseyourselvesbymakingthe
youngestservantsinsultandHogheruphere
wewilllettheseEnglisharistocratsknowwhat
itistosuffersuchdegradingpunishments,and
soyouareaMilord,aproudnoble,butIcan
seeyou'reacowardoutwithyourdirtyold
cock,sir,andshowittoyourprettymincing
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mockmodestdaughters,letthemseetheir
realpapa.Ha!ah!!whatajoke!'
"Hislordshipmoaned,hishorrorandsur
prisewerereallytoogreatforwords.
"'Comehere,younglady,takeyourhands
fromyourface,andtellmeyourname,nonon
senseorIwillhaveyourskincutoffyourbot
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tornbyyourownfather'swhipsandrods,'said
thechiefsternlytotheeldestgirl.
"'Nora,mynameisNoraDufferstones,your
Excellency,oh,havemercyonusandourpoor
oldfather!"exclaimedthatyounglady,starting
forward,andthrowingherselfathisfeet,with
alltheabandonofdespair.
"'Nora,eh!averyprettyIrishnameahem,
getupmydear,youseethehelplessstateof
yourpapa,withhishandstiedbehindhisback
it'saverydelicatethingtomention,butI'm
anoldsoldier,youwon'tmindme,mydear,
thefactisthesegentlemen,hem,yes,these
Germanofficerswantyouandyoursistersto
seeyourpapa'scock,therealauthorofyour
being,youobserveheisunabletogetitouthim
self,sopleaseunfastenhisfront,andpullitout.
Ha!youhesitatetoobey,Ididnotwanttobe
severe,getupanddoasItellyou,thisthis
veryinstant,youEnglishbitch,'ashespurned
herfromhim,andspatinherface.
"Thepoorgirlwasawfullyabashedatthis
violenceandinsult,sobbing,crying,blushing,
andindignantallatthesametime,whilsther
twoyoungersisters,Ringingtheirarmsaround
herneck,addedtheircriesandsobstohers.
"Youwouldhavethoughtsuchasceneasthis
wouldmeltthesternestheartstopity,buton
thecontraryitexcitedeveryonepresent,and
Idonotbelievebutthateveryonewishedto
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prolongtheirsenseofsmartinghumiliationat
leastIcansaymyprickwasburstinginmy
trousers,infactalltheyoungofficersseemed
wroughtuptoanequalstateofvoluptuous
emotioneventheirownfather,boundanda
prisonerashewas,seemedtoderivepleasure
atthesightoftheiragonizeddistress.
"'Nomoreofthis,girls!'shoutedtheoldGer
maninafuriousvoice,'willoneofyoudoasI
tellyouimmediately.ByJove!youshallsuck
yourfather'spricktillhespends,fornotmind
ingmyorders!'hehadtakenupasmallsharp
cuttingwhip,andwasslashingthethreesis
terswithoutmercy,overtheirheads,necks,or
faces,severalofthecutsdrawingbloodthe
poorvictimsshriekinginhelplessterror,cling
ingyetclosertogether,asthebloodstreamed
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fromthebrokenwealsontheirtenderand
delicateflesh.
"'Nowlookupatthese,gentlemen,'here
sumed,droppingthewhipfromhishand,'I
believetheyareabouttoshowertheirlovejuice
uponyou.'
"Everyprickintheroom(excepthislord
ship's)wasout,andtherewerefourteenor
fifteenredheadedburstingpenisespresented
tothegazeofthehorrifiedgirlsasweclosely
surroundedourprisoners,friggingourselves,
andshovingthemclosetotheirmouths,noses,
oreyes,sothatourspendingsdelugedtheblood
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stainedfaces,orwentdowntheirgasping
throats.
"'Horrible!Nasty!Disgusting!'theyshrieked
inchorus.
"'ThendoasIorderyouatonce!"thundered
thecolonel.'LadyNora,unbuttonyourfather's
breechesLadyKathleen,youputinyourhand
andpullouthiscock,andyoumylittleinnocent
LadyEllenshallpullbackhiswickedoldfore
skinandfrighim.Nowbequick,whatisthe
useofpretendingtobesoshockedandmock
modest?Ha!ha!!AsifIdon'tknowhowthe
youngladiesplaywitheachother'scunnies,or
examinethecocksofthepagesinthesearisto
craticmansions,whyIamgiventounderstand
theyareveryhotbedsofsensuality!'
"'Hehadagaintakenuptheterriblewhip,
andwaspointingthemtothetaskwithit,but
seeingtheirdeterminedreluctancetoobey,he
threwitaside,andorderingustotietheold
mandowninachair,thenaskedustostretch
thethreeyoungladiesonthefloorfacedown
wards,andtoslaptheirobstinatearsestillthey
wereobedient.
"Thecolonelsatdown,andtherewereat
leastthreeofustoeachofthevictims,sowear
rangedthemwiththeirbottomstowardshim,
LadyNorainthecentre,andasisteroneach
sideofher.Howtheykickedandscreamedas
wedeliberatelyandslowlyturneduptheir
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skirts,firstdiscoveringtheirbeautifullegsen
casedinwhitesilkstockings,throughwhichthe
tintoftheirfleshcouldalmostbeseen,whilst
theirsmallfeetandelegantchaussuresquite
enchantedus.Wepulledtheirdrawersopen
behindtoshowthemarblewhitenessoftheir
buttocks,andruckedthemupsoasalsotoex
posenearlyhalfoftheirbeautifullydeveloped
thighs.
"Theywereallthreeverylovelybrunettes,
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withverydarkbrownhair,andhazeleyes
shadedbylongdarklashes,whichaddedto
theirGushedfaces,andtearful,frightened
looks,madeasighttostirthebloodofthemost
icytemperamentyoucouldimagine.
"'Now,'saidthecolonel,'Iwanttomakesure
ofnotmissingthesightiftheslappingmakes
themspend,sopleasetieanankleofeachofthe
youngersisterstotheankleofLadyNora,and
thentwoofyouattheoutsidecankeepalltheir
legswellopen.It'sdelicioustowatchthequiv
eringoftheirprettylittlecuntsateveryslap,
astheexcitementandheatoftheirpartsin
creases.'
"Howprettythethreebottomslooked,with
justaglimpseoftightlittlewrinkledbrown
bumholes,andtheslitsunderneaththetwo
eldestfairlyornamentedwithdarksilkyhair,
whilsttheyoungest,LadyEllen,hadonlya
suspicionofdownuponhersweetlyinteresting
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paraphernaliaoflove.Iwasholdingtheun
tiedlegofthelatter,sowascloseenoughto
studyalltheminutiaeofwhatherpositionex
posedtoview.
"'Areyouallready?'askedtheoldGerman,
'thenthreeofyoukneelacrosstheirbacks,with
yourfacestotheirrumps,andbereadytoslap
asIcount,andbesuretokeepgoodtime,orI
willselectothersthenexttimewehaveatreat
ofthiskindtoenjoy.Nowonetwothree
"Sobeautifullywasitdonethatthesmacks
felllikeacrackingvolley,thevictimsscream
ingandkickinginpainandhumiliationatevery
slap.
"'Delightful!delicious!deli
cious!'exclaimedthecolonel,hisface
glowingwithpleasurableemotions.'Lookat
theircrimsonfaces,streamingeyes,andheav
ingbumswatchthekickingandtwistingof
theirlovelylimbs.Seenow,lookcloserasI
goon.Fourfivesixseveneight.Ha,
that'sprime,splendidindeed!LadyNora'sal
readyspendingdidyounoticehowthelipsof
theircuntsopenedandtwitchedateveryim
pactofthehand.Nowletthemgetup,andsee
iftheywillobeymyorders,butmindtieupall
theirskirtswellabovetheirwaists,andput
thetailsoftheirchemiseswellaway,soasthat
wemayenjoythesightoftheirbumsandcunts
wherethedrawersareopen.'
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"Itwasadelightfullyludicroussightwhen
thethreegirlsstoodblushinginfrontofourold
colonel,withtheirskirtstiedinaknotbehind,
justabovetheirwaists,cunniesandbumspeep
ingoutfromtheopeningoftheirdrawersin
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frontorbehind,aswehappenedtoviewthem.
"'Well,girls,'thecolonelwenton,'nowyou
havehadatasteofwhatwecandowithobsti
natehusseyslikeyourselves,areyouinclined
tocarryoutmyorders,ormustweproceedto
morecruelextremities?'
"Theyallsankontheirkneesagain,andwith
streamingeyes,beggedinthemostpiteous
mannerthathisexcellencywouldhavemercy
onthemandtheirpooroldfather,prayingex
pecillytobesparedthedegradingshocking
testofobediencesuggestedintheorder.
"'Thenwhyishesuchanobstinateoldfool?
Don'ttalktomeaboutinabilitytopaythehalf
millionransom,Iknoweveryoneinthissquare
hashundredsofthousandsayearthelong
andtheshortofitisyoushallfrighimtodeath
ifhedoesnotpromisethemoney,doyouthink
theGermanshavecomeherenottoenrich
themselves?'
"Seeingtheirutterstateofconfusionandbe
wilderment,herosefromhisseatandtookup
thelittlewhipagain.'Nowgirls,youEnglish
bitchesshallfindthatoldCuntswigger,Colonel
CuntswiggerIshouldsay,ofthePomeranian
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Guards,isamanofhisword?Idomeanyouto
doit,sonowbeginbeginbegin!'slashing
eachoftheminturn,tilltheblooddrippeddown
theinsideoftheirdrawers,plainlyshowingby
thestainedmarks,theterribleforceofhis
cuts.'It'snouseshriekingformercy!'ashe
laughedattheirfranticcries,'theonlyway
togetoffistobeginthetask,yourmindsare
altogetherwrong,oritwoulddelightandgive
youpleasuretoplaywithaprick,especially
yourfather's!'
"OldDufferstoneswassoexcitedthathe
fairlygroanedatthesightofhisdaughters'
distressandhumiliatedagony,whilsthisbig
prick,oldanddebilitatedashealmostalways
seemed,wasswollenandthrobbinginhis
breeches.
"Catchingsightofhim,thecolonelcalledon
usalltohelp,sowithoutmercythethreesisters
werepushedanddraggeduptotheoldman's
chair,wherehesatwithhishandstiedbehind
him,quitehelpless,butasredasaturkeycock
andglaringwithexcitement.
"Wefirstpointedouttothemthefineerec
tionwhichwassoplainlyvisible,thecolonel
givingtheoldman'sprickaverypainfulcut
ashedrewtheirattentiontoitthenoneof
theofficerstookLadyNora'shandandmade
herstrokeandfeelhowherfather'saffair
throbbedunderhertouch.Sheclosedhereyes
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butreopenedthemwithastartofhorror,as
someonebehindsuddenlyrammedhisfinger
intoherbottomhole,andturningroundtried
toboxtheearsofherfundamentalravisher,
exclaimingwithgreatindignation,'Monster,
howshameful,wouldyououtragemeso?'
"'Bravo,you'reaspiritedgirl,butafool!'
laughedtheoldGerman,'thatyounggentleman
onlywantstogiveyoupleasure,mydear
goonboys,givethemagoodbottomfrigging!'
"Itisimpossibletodescribethedelightful
scenewhichfollowed,anofficeroneachside
heldthegirls'hands,whichtheywouldplace
ontheoldman'sprick,ormakethemfeeltheir
own,whilstathirdonebehindwasbusywith
hisfingerintheirbumsourcockswerelet
outandplacedintheirhands,andwemade
themseehowwespent,theninsistedtheyshould
sucktheirslimyfingersclean,andtastethe
fingersofthegentlemenwhohadhadthem
uptheirbottomstheywereawfullyshocked
anddistressed,yetwecouldplainlyseethatall
threeofthemweresensuallyexcitedbywhat
theyhadseenandfeltbehind.
"'Now,thisisallplay,andpapaiswaiting
forhisturnafterall,mydears,youarenot
nearlysolovingasthedaughtersofoldLot,
whomadetheirfathertightandthenseduced
himtofuckthem.MeinGott,itmusthavebeen
deliciousfortheoldfellow!'
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"Norawasbroughtascloseaspossibleto
herfather,andorderedtounbuttonhistrousers,
thecolonelcuttingherhandswiththewhip,
andnotatallmindfulifhehitherpapa'saffair
ashedidsoatlastsheseemedtocomplyina
Atofdesperation,andactuallyswoonedaway
ashisbigcockburstintoviewslimywithspend,
andstainedwithbloodfromsomeofthecolo
nel'srecklesscuts,whichhadslightlyabraded
thetenderskinoftheprepuce.
"'We'llsoonbringyoursisterround,Lady
Kathleen,butyoumustfirstkissandstroke
yourrealpapa,'continuedoldCuntswigger,as
wemadehertakeoldDufferstone'scockin
herhand,andpressedherheaddowntillshe
kissedit.Thenshewasallowedtostandaside
whilstweforcedtheyoungLadyEllentotake
papa'sPriapusinhermouth,asthecolonel
withafinebirchswitchedherbacksideto
makeherdoitproperly.
"Whilstthiswasgoingon,Igotsoexcited
thatseeingLadyNoralyingonthecarpetquite
unconscious,Ithrewmyselfuponher,andforc
ingherlegsapart,drovemyAerysteedatthe
outworksofhervirginitythesuddenshockat
oncebroughtherround,soastorealisethe
situationinamoment.Withascreamofhor
rorshestruggledsoviolentlyasalmostto
throwmeout,butIhadtheheadfairlylodged,
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andenfoldedherinmyarmsastightasa
boaconstrictor.AnotherfuriouslungeandI
feltshewasconquered,andatthesametime
spurtedatremendousgushofspendintoher
womb,justassheswoonedagain.Itwasde
lightfultome,thepainfulandhardwonvictory
seemedtomakemyenjoymenttenfoldmore
delicious,asmycocksoakedandthrobbedwith
inthesoft,yettightlycontractedfoldsofher
vagina.
"'Pullhimoff!'shoutedoldCuntswigger,
'howdareyousir,withoutorders,thankyour
starsyoudonotbelongtothe2ndPomeran
ians!'
"Instantlytheydraggedmefromthedarling
Nora,whoIhadsolongsecretlyloved,tobe
revellinginhercuntseemedtheveryscene
ofbliss.Myprickwasstilldistendedinthe
mostlustfulmanner,andstainedwithamixture
ofmyspendingsandhervirginblood,butwhat
wasmysurprisewheninaninstantoldCunt
swiggerwasdownonhiskneesgamahuching
meinthemostdelightfulmanner,sucking,
smackinghislips,andenjoyingthetasteof
myprickwiththegreatestgusto,tillIalmost
chokedhimwithanotherdeliciousemission.
Heswallowedeverydrop,andthenlettingme
go,said,ashelickedhisfoaminglips,"Ha,
myboy,Iwouldn'thavemissedthattreatfor
myshareoftheprizemoneyit'sreallythe
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onlythingIcannowenjoy,thebloodandspend
ingsfromareekingprickwhichhasjusttaken
amaidenhead.Nowgetintoheragain,and
letusenjoythesightofseeingyouworkherup
tothehighestpitchofsensualexcitement.'
"Shewasjustopeninghereyesandcoming
toherself,whenIrammedmyprickintoher
againwithtremendousforce,whichatonce
madeherpainfullyrealisehowshewasplaced
herpalefeatureswereinstantlysuffusedwith
thedeepestcrimson,asshegroundherteethin
anagonyofrage,shame,andasIguessed,im
potentdesiresforrevenge,evenbitingherlove
lylipstillthebloodcame.
"Ah,Nora,dearLadyNora!"Ialmost
screamedwithdelight,asmyarmspressedher
bodytominewithallthestrengthIcouldso
wellexertinmyeroticfury,"Iknowitis
cruel,buttheverypainyousufferconferson
methegreatestpleasure,yourcrimsoncheeks
andbloodstainedlipsonlyaddtomyvoluptu
ousardour,whilstmyhappyprickrevelsinthe
bloodofyourravishedvirginity,Iwillalso
sucksomeofitfromyourinvitinglips!"asI
gluedmylipstohers,almostsuckingherbreath
away."Don'tyoubegintofeelalittleforgive
nessnow,dearNora?Areyourfeelingsdead
tothestirringemotionsoflove?See,Iamnot
afraidtotrustthetipofmytonguebetween
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yourteeth."Mymotionsnowbegantohave
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aslighteffect,andthistippingthevelvet
seemedtoaddmarvellouslytotheincipientex
citement,thehithertoslightmotionsofherbut
tocksinresponsetothethrustsofKingPriapus,
suddenlyquickenedintoalmostfranticbounds,
threateningtounseatheractiverider,who
fortunatelywasabletoholdon,andgothepace
theimpetuoussteedplungedinto.
"OldCuntswiggerwasinextasies,heknelt
downbehindus,forcedonefingerupmyarse
hole,partofthesamehandticklingmyballs
hisotherhandwasequallybusywithNora,
postillioningherbottominthemostexciting
way,withonedigit,whilstthenextonewas
insideherdeliciouslytightcunt,feelinghow
myprickwasgoingon,andaddinggreatlyto
ourenjoyment.
"Thiswastoogoodtolastlong,wecameto
getherintremendousgushesofsperm,which
churnedintowhitishtrothasourmotionscon
tinued,oozingoutonhisfingers,whichhetook
pleasureinlickingoneaftertheother,urging
usnottostopbuttogoonagainwithoutresting
torecoverourselves,butseeingIwasrather
Raggingaftersuchanextraordinarybout,he
orderedsomeonetofreshenmeupwithabirch
rod.Thatendedmydream,forthefirstcut
wassuchastingingwhackerthatIawokewith
astart."
CHAPTERHI
ConclusionoftheEvening,
SpencerreadshisTaleofofVanessa.
"Andquiteaswell,"exclaimedFuckatilla,"it
wasbeginningtogetpainfullycruel.Iliketen
derlovebest."
"SodoI,thatisexactlywhatIthink,al
thoughafewskilfulstrokesofthetwigsare
deliciousprovocativestosensualenjoyment,I
don'tlikegoingtoextremes,"saidSpencer.
"NowIvoteforabitoffun,thenIwillreadyou
atalecalledVanessa,whichIhavegotready
especiallyforthisevening,andtrustyoumay
approveofitsnottoofloridstyle,asIhavetried
towriteitsomethinginthestyleof'Fanny
Hill'."
"IshallcallonJackTurdeyforasongfirst.
Mind,myboy,itisoneofthenewestout,"said
theirhost.
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"Youshallhave,'UndertheGardenWall,'I
gotitataconvivialanightortwoago,"said
Jack,clearinghisthroat,"heregoes!"
UNDERTHEGARDENWALL
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Iwenttopiss'gainstawalnuttree,
UndertheGardenWall,
WhenIsawsuchasightthatstartledme,
UndertheGardenWall,
Atfirstitwasdark,butIsoonmadeout,
UndertheGardenWall,
Amaleandafemaleweretherewithoutdoubt
UndertheGardenWall,
Iwasn'tlongguessingwhattheywereabout,
UndertheGardenWall.
CHORUS:
Underthegardenwall,thefellowwasyoung
andtall
Theladywasfairbeyondcompare,shelittle
suspectedthatIwasthere
Herclotheswereup,andherarsewasbare!
UndertheGardenWall.
Isawshe'dapairofdelightfulthighs,
UndertheGardenWall
Andhehadaprickofenormoussize,
UndertheGardenWall
Iheardherexclaim,"Whatabeauty,dearJim!
Bequickyouoldducky,anddoputhimin
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Gogentlyatfirst,oryou'llsplitmyyoungquim,
UndertheGardenWall.
CHORUS:Under,&c.
Ithenheardagroan,andIthenheardagrunt,
UndertheGardenWall
Saidshe,"HowIloveyoutoticklemycunt,
UndertheGardenWall
Thesightgavemepalpitationoftheheart,
WhenIsawhowshesquirmedonhisblooming
dart,
Withexcitement,whenoneofthemletaloud
fart,
UndertheGardenWall.
CHORUS:Under,&c.
Myprickgotstiff'gainstthewalnuttree,
UndertheGardenWall
AndIfoundnoinclinationtopee,
UndertheGardenWall
Thesightgavemeapeculiarshock,
Ifoundmyselfrubbingmysensitivejock,
Theyhadrealturtle,andIhadthemock,
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UndertheGardenWall.
CHORUS:Under,&c.
"That'ssomethinglikeasong,can'tyou,Mr.
Bigcock,singusanother?"saidthevivacious
Nelly,whohadjoinedheartilyinthechorus.
"No,youlittledarling!"laughedtheirhost,
"butIwilljustgiveyouanewAestheticNur
seryRhyme,andthenhaveMr.Spencer'stale."
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AnAestheticyoungmissofCalcutta,
Setallthemen'sheartsinaflutter,
Herbubswereintense,
Herarsewasimmense,
Andhercuntquitetooutterlyutter!
Takinguphismanuscript,"Mytale,"saidthe
reader,"iscalled'Vanessa,theStoryofaMil
liner'sApprentice,orMemoirsofaLadyof
PleasureinLondon'."
INTRODUCTION
TotheReader,
Thesubjectofthesepagesisaveryfashion
ablebeautyinKensingtonatthepresenttime
longsince,whenIfirstmadeheracquaintance
shepromisedtowriteoutallthemostinterest
ingincidentsinherlife,andatlastIhavepre
vaileduponhertokeepherword,andamthus
enabledtomakepublicamostinterestingstory
ofarealladyofpleasure,fromthedaysofher
youthandpovertyuptothepresenttime,when
sheisnowoneoftheshininglightsofthehigh
estcircleoftheDemiMonde.
THEAUTHOR
VANESSA,&C.
CHAPTERI
Apprenticeship,&c.
IWASBORNINAWORKHOUSE,INTHEWEST
ofEnglish,mypoormothergivingupherlast
breathasshegavemelife.Anorphanfrommy
birth,whoneverevenknewwhoherfatherwas.
LikethecelebratedCoraPearl,wholately
marriedarichnoblemaninParis,afterhaving
beenthebrightparticularstaramongstles
filesdumondeofthatgreatcityIalsohada
verycommonname,hers,Ibelieve,wasEm
maCrutch,minenothingmorethanPhoebe
Smith,thesameasmypoormother's.
Well,togoonwithmystory.Ibelievethatas
IgotoutofbabyhoodIgrewsointelligentand
prettythatIbecameageneralpetamongstall
theofficialsoftheworkhousemaster,matron,
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doctor,etc.,everyoneseemedtotakeaninterest
inlittlePhoebe,andthankstonaturalquick
ness,myeducationwasfarbetterthanusually
theresultofsuchsurroundings,butyoumay
guessIhadmanyverycuriousadventures
eveninmyearliestdaysofgirlhood.
Thematronoftensentmemessagestothe
rectorandothersinourvillage,assheknewit
gavemepleasuretorunoutnowandthen.
Ourrectorwasaniceoldgentleman,nearly
eightyyearsofage,andhewouldoftenaskme
intohisstudy,underpretenceofexaminingme,
toseehowmyeducationwasgoingon.Theold
manreallyseemedtofeelhisfeetalittleduring
thesevisits,andgenerallygavemesixpence
foranicekissbeforehewouldletmego.Of
courseIwasalwaysgladtogototherectory,
especiallyasMrs.Wilson,thehousekeeper,
oftengavemesweetsandcakesinaddition
totheparson'ssixpences.
AtlastIwasuponquitefamiliartermswith
him,andusedfrequentlytositonhiskneeand
kisshim,ashecalledmeadearlittlepet,and
veryfrequentlyhishandswouldgoupundermy
clothes,tilltheyfeltmythighsandevensome
thingelse,asheexplainedtomewhatapity
andshameitwasthattheguardiansdidnot
allowdrawers,"Youwouldlooksoprettylittle
Phoebe,properlydressed,"hewouldsayand
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goonallthewhiletakinglibertieswhichatthe
timemyinnocencedidnotseeanyharmin.
Iwasnearlytenyearsold,whenoneday,our
matrontoldmethatMrs.Wilsonattherectory
wantedmetohelpherfortheafternoon,ifI
couldbespared,"soyouhadbettermakeyour
selfnice,andgoatonce,mydear,"andIdidnot
wanttellingtwice.
Theoldparsonwasdelightedtoseeme.
"Mrs.Wilsonsentformypettospendthe
afternoonwithme,assheisgoingout,andI
havesuchasurpriseforyou,Phoebe,"hesaid.
Thehousekeeperwassoongone,andInow
believeitwasaregularplannedthingbetween
them,aswhenhediedheleftherahouseand
twopoundsaweekforlife.
LeavingmystrawhatandcloakinMrs.Wil
son'sroom,heledmetothestudy,wherehe
tookmeonhiskneeandalmoststifledmewith
kisses.
"WhatdoyouthinkIhavegotformypet?"
heasked.
"Isthatallyouthinkof,Phoebe?Wouldn't
youliketoseeyourselfinfineclothes,eh?"
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Ijumpedoffhiskneeindelight,asIclapped
myhands,exclaiming,"Youolddear,letme
seethem,Idon'tbelieveyouhavegotthem!"
"Openthatparcelthere,andImusthelp
youputthemon,"hesaid,pointingtoalarge
brownpaperpackageonachairinonecorner,
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Theendofitwastherewasacompleteout
fit,littlelowneckedsilkdresses,stays,petti
coats,drawers,chemise,etc.,trimmedwith
lace,andevensilkstockings,andsuchbeauti
fullittleslipperswithhighheelsandbuckles
ofsilver.
Howhishandstrembledashehelpedmefirst
tostrip,andthentoputonallthisfinery
whichquitefiredmyyoungimagination,and
mademethinkofthepossibilityofyetbeing
areallady,asIknewIwasbeautiful.Even
whenquitenakeditbanishedallideasofany
thingwrong,Ionlythoughttheoldparsonwas
fondofhispet,andwantedtopleaseme.
Hishandswanderedovereverypartofme,
beforethedressingwascommenced,thenwhen
Istoodbeforehim,onlydressedasfarasmy
stays,petticoats,anddrawers,hetooknoend
oftimeturningmeroundandexaminingif
everythingfittedproperly.
Thenhebegantotellmewhatanaughtyboy
hewas,thatIoughttoplayatbeingschoolmis
tress,andwhiphimwell.
Thefunofthethingtookpossessionofmeat
once,andashehadoftenshownmeabirchrod,
andsaidhewoulduseitsomedayifeverhe
foundmeanaughtygirl,Iknewthedrawer
whereIcouldlaymyhanduponit.
"SoIwill,youbadboy,IknowwhereTickle
Tobyiskept,"Isaid,gettingtherodout.
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Hetookitfrommyhand,andsaid,"Now,
MissPhoebe,don'tsparemybottom.Ihave
beensonaughty,andifyoudoitnicelyyoushall
sooncometolivewithus,andbemyschool
mistressveryoften."
NothingwoulddobutImusttakehisbreeches
downandbirchhimwell,whichatlastIdid,
andhewassoimpudent,andtriedallhecould
toirritatemebycallingme"acruellittlewretch,
anuglything,etc.,"thatIpaidhimoutfinely.
Thescenealwaysamusesandticklesmyfancy
evenafteralltheseyears,andIdonotknowto
whatlengthswemighthavegoneafterawhile,
hadnotthepooroldrectordiedverysoonafter,
andsodispelledallmydreamsoffinery,etc.,
foratime.
Oneofmybestqualitieshasalwaysbeen
secrecyastowhatIdid,sonoone,unlessitwas
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Mrs.Wilson,evenguessedatmygamewith
therector,pooroldfellow.
Themasteroftheworkhousewasinthehabit
ofinflictingpersonalchastisementonanyof
theboyorgirlinmateswhogavecauseforcor
rection,thisIhadlongknownandnowfeltquite
acuriositytoseehowhemanagedit,especially
withthebiggirlsandboys.
Thiscouldonlybeaccomplishedbyhiding
myselfinasmallantechamberwhichledinto
Mr.Watson'sbusinessroomtherewasahalf
glassdoorwithacurtain,whichIcouldeasily
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drawononesideandpeep.Thefurthersideof
themaster'sroomhadastaircaseleadingto
aworkroom,sothateachculpritenteredat
onedoorandwassentawaytoworkbytheother.
Mondaysthegirlswerewhipped,andWednes
dayshebirchedthetroublesomeladsorboys.
IsupposeitwasonlynaturalthatIshouldmost
wishtoseeaboystripped,sothefirstWednes
dayIcouldmanageitIshutmyselfinanempty
cupboardintheanteroomabouttheusualwhip
pingtime,andsoonheardMr.Wandthe
matron,Mrs.Jones,bringaboyforpunish
ment.Thedoorwaslockedontheinside,and
Icreptfromthecloset,andpullingonecorner
oftheblindaside,couldseeeverything,and
quitesafefrombeingseenmyself,unlessthey
especiallylookedtowardsthedoor,eventhen
IfeltsureIcouldescapewithoutbeingcaught
WithwhatstillnessIkeptatmypost!fearing
thattheleastnoisemightattracttheattention
ofeitherofthem,butIhadnotmuchreason
tofear,fortheywerebothofthemsomuchtaken
upwiththebusinessinhand,thattheyhadno
notionofthinkingaboutespionage.YetItrem
bledfromheadtofoot,withanindescribable
apprehension,notsomuchoffearasthatI
mightseesomethingalmosttoobadtolookat,
asIknewthemasterwassuchastrictmanin
carryingouthispunishments.Icouldsee
everything,andacornerbeingbrokenoutof
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oneoftheglasspanesinthedoor,Icouldhear
equallywell.Theculpritwasafineladofabout
sixteen,andtheysetabouttyinghishands
abovehisheadtoaclotheshook,highupthe
wallonesideoftheroom,soIhadanexcellent
viewofhimenprofile.
"Iguessyou'llrememberthisforsome
time,ormyname'snotWatson!"saidthemas
ter,almostgrindinghisteeth,heappearedin
sucharage.
"Praybecool,sir,"saidthematron,"don't
letyourtempercarryyouaway,nodoubtthe
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boy'sbeenveryinsultingtobothofus,and
welldeserveswhatyouwillgivehim,onlythink
ofhiscallingyouanoldbr,andmeabitch
indeed,whenI'msokindtoeveryoneinthe
house!"
Althoughshetalkedtohimaboutbeingcool,
shelookedveryRushedherself,asshehelped
topulldownthelad'sbreeches,thusexposing
tomyviewallthemaleparaphernaliaofman
hood,slightlyadornedwithafringeofsoftdark
hair,evidentlyonlyrecentlyjustbeginningto
grow.
"Nowhe'sreadyforthebirch,"shesaid,
withachuckle,asshefinishedpinningupthe
tailofhisshirt,andpulledthebreechesquite
downtotheculprit'sknees.
"Yes,Ithinkit'smyturnnow,Simpson,"
saidMr.Watson,whohadtakenaheavybunch
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ofbirchfromacupboard,"youwillsoonbe
sorryforyourlazinessandimpudence,Ifeel
quitekindlytowardshimnow,Mrs.Jones,it's
reallywonderfulhowmyfeelingsaresoothed
assoonasItaketheswishtailinhand."
Hisfacewasquitechangedfromtheangry
lookithadaminuteortwobefore,ashetookup
hispositionbehindtheculprit,whohadbeen
strictlymutesofar.
Nomoretimewaslost,Mr.Watson'ssoulwas
veryevidentlyinhisworkswishcrash
swishcrashswishcrashthatiswhat
theblowssoundedliketome,ashegavea
sweepingflourishthroughtheairateach
stroke.Thethirdblowelicitedasubduedwinc
ingcryfromthelad.
"That'sit,whydon'tyougiveitmouth,Simp
son,asyoudidwhenyouabusedmeandMrs.
Jones?"heexclaimed."Doesitcutyoua
little,myboy?Willyouabuseusagain,eh?'
Thislastwasfollowedbyatremendouscrash
er,whichdrewlittledropsofbloodfromthe
wealedflesh,thenblowfollowedblow,soon
makingthedropsintolittlerillswhichfairly
trickledoverhisbuttocksanddownhisthighs,
whilstpoorSimpson'scrieswereawfultohear,
mixedastheywerewiththeswishingand
crashingoftherod.Howthepoorfellowdid
begformercy,butalltonoavail,themaster
wasrelentless,andcutawayasifitwasnothing
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much,jeeringandlecturingtheboyallthe
while.
Nowmyeyesfairlystarted,fortherewas
youngSimpson'saffairstickingoutrampant
andredheadedinfrontofhim,infactIseemed
tofancythattheboypurposelyrubbedhim
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selfagainstthewallaseverycutofthebirch
drovehimforward,hiscriesceased,andI
couldnotmakeitout,butjustthenMrs.Jones
comingbehindthemaster,putherarmsround
tohisfront,andunbuttoningMr.Watson's
breeches,exposedtomyfullviewanenormous
affair,nineortenincheslong,whichsheplayed
withinherhands,passingthemrapidlyupand
downthelongwhiteshaft,uncoveringatevery
motiontherubyheadofwhatlookedquitea
monstertomethen,allthewhileagitatingand
rubbingherbellyagainsthisbackasshedidso.
Itonlylastedforaboutacoupleofminutes,then
Isawquiteajetofthickwhitishstuffspurt
fromhimrightontotheboy'srawbottom,who
evidentlywasunconsciousofwhatwasgoing
onbehindhim,
Afterthisshebuttonedhimupagain,and
thenSimpsonwasletdownandcautionedas
tohisfutureconduct,andwhathewouldget
nexttime,thenorderedtobe08tohiswork,
andsentawaythroughthefurtherdoor,which
Ihavementioned.
OfcourseIthoughtitwasallover,andshould
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haveslippedawayfrommypointofobserva
tion,hadnotMr.WatsonseizedMrs.Jones
roundthewaistandbornehertoacouch,kissing
her,andputtinghishandsunderherclothestill
Igotaglimpseofasplendidnakedthigh.
"Wasitnice,Dick?DidIgiveyoupleasure,
dear?"Iheardhermurmur.
"Heavenly,delightful,mylove!Andnow
it'smyturntorepayyou,openyourlovelythighs
andletmeseewhatyouknowIlovetokissso!"
hereplied,pullingherwillinglegsapart,and
regularlyburyinghisfaceinwhatIthenthought
wasaverydirtyplace.
Sheclosedhereyes,andlaybackalmostas
ifinafaint,butonehandwaspressinghishead
tokeephimasitweretohiswork,whilstthe
otherwithclenchedfisthungdownbyherside.
"Ahrrre,Oh,oh.Lovelydelight
ful.Goonyoudarling.Theretherejust
onthelittlespot.Ahrrre,I'mgoing
tocome.Ohoh,"Icouldhearhersayingasp
ingaccents,andthensawherstiffenherself
outinalistlessstate.
Hekissedorsuckedoneagerlyforamoment
ortwo,thenjumpingup,kneltonthebenchbe
tweenherlegs,hisgreatthingstickingoutin
frontofhisbellyfromaprofusionofdarkhair,
whichadornedthatpartofhisperson.He
openedMrs.Jones'thighstillIcouldquitesee
herlovegapwithpoutingvermillionlipsglis
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teningwithmoisture,thentomyastonishment
hedirectedtheheadofhisbigengine,andopen
ingthoselipswithonehandactuallyshoved
thewholelengthofthetremendousthingup
intoherbelly,tillitwasburiedoutofsight.
Thisseemedtowakeupthematron,forsud
denlythrowingherarmsroundMr.Watson,
sheheavedupherbottomtomeethisthrusts,
whichheforhispartwasquitereadytore
spondto,kissingherfaceandlipsardently
allthewhile,tillafterafewminutesbothof
themseemedasitwere,tomeltaway,andlay
listlessineachother'sarms.
Nowwasmytimetoslipaway,whichIdid,
butwhatanimpressionthatscenehaduponme,
itthrilledmywholesoul,andcirculatedafire
througheveryveinofmybody,whichin
creasedsoviolentlyasalmosttopreventres
piration.
Iwasnowonlytoowelldisposed,youngasI
stillwastoenterintoanyrudegamethatmight
offerwithmyownortheoppositesex.
Ihadalittlebedfellow,SarahMarsh,about
myownage,herIadmittedtomyconfidence,
andweresolvedtheveryfirstchancetohave
agameourselveswithoneoftheboys.
Itsohappenedthatinadayoftwowasthe
annualtreat,andweallwenttotheparkat
tachedtothehalltospendtheday.
Thevillagesquirewasaliberalman,the
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grownuppaupers,botholdandyoung,were
regaledtotheirheartscontent,whilstthechil
drenranaboutatpleasureinthegrounds
oralargewoodeddellinthedark.Sarahand
myselfselectedaprettyboyofabouttwelve
foroursweetheart,andtoldJohnnyStones
(thatwashisname),thatwehadsomethingso
nicetolethiminto.
Soonfindingourselvesinaplacequitefree
fromobservation,wetoldhimthestoryabout
Mr.WatsonandMrs.Jones,andaskedhimto
tryanddothesameforushewasseatedonthe
grasseatingacakesowesoonhadhislittlepintle
out,itstoodalmostdirectly,andhetriedtoget
intofirstoneandthentheotherofus,butit
hurtsomuchwehadtogiveitup,andcontented
ourselvesbysuckingandkissingeachother's
affairs,whichwethoughtverynice.
'Suddenly,"Haw,hawha,hahere'sa
go,"startledusfromourgame.
"Don'tbefrighteneddears,"saidakind
voice.'I'llgiveyouashillingeachtoletme
playwithyou."
ItwasSquireBensonhimself,andthesight
ofthebrightsilversoonmadeusatourease,
andwepromisednevertotellaword.
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Hemadeusunbuttonandgetouthisaffair,
butwhatacontrasttotheworkhousemaster's
grandinstrument,Mr.Benson'swasalittle
thingonlyatrifle6veinchesinlength,buthe
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wasdelightedtohaveushandleandkissit,then
laughingwhenwetoldhimallaboutMr.Watson
andthematron,andhowwehadfailedinour
endeavourstogetJohnny'sthingintous,he
toldushecouldtellamuchbetterwaywhich
woulddonoharm,asthefrontwaymadebabies
thenhemademekneelallfoursonthegrass,
andtookJohnny'spintleintohismouth,wetting
itfirstwithhissalivabeforehemadehim
shoveatmybottomhole,itsoonslippedin,
andmyboykneelingbehindmewithhisarms
roundmybelly,workedawayintheventhole,
andgavemeexquisitepleasuremeanwhilethe
Squiretellingmypartnernottomindaslight
pinch,soonplantedhisownaffairinJohnny's
bum,whilsthemadeSarahtickleandplaywith
him,andputherfingeruphisownbottom.
Wekeptatthisgameforalongtime,tillitwas
beginningtogetalmostdusk,Ididnotfeelany
thingmyself,exceptanexquisitetitillationof
theanus,butJohnnytoldmehefelttheSquire
quiteplainlyashetwiceemittedintohim,and
thatitwaslovelyandwarm.
Oursweetheartwassenttoasituationsoon
afterthis,andSarahandmyselfremaining
constantfriendswekeptoursecrettoourselves,
andvariedouramusementasmuchaspossible,
usingAngersortonguesasthefancytookus,
stillwewereverycareful,forfearofbeing
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foundout,anddidnotrunintoanyverygreat
excesses.
SoonafterIwastwelveyearsoldtheyputme
outtobenursemaidinthefamilyofFarmer
Royston.Hewasthegrandestmanofthevil
lageafterthesquireandtherector,havinga
largefarmanda6newatermillaswell.
Mr.Roystonwasawidower,whohadrecently
losthiswife,wholefthimwitharatherlarge
familyofallages,fromsixteentotwoyearsold,
thehouseholdbeingnowpresidedoverbya
MissMabelWilberforce,inthedoublecapacity
ofhousekeeperandgoverness.
MasterCharlie,theeldest,wenttoschool,
andonlycamehomefortheholidays,asalso
didtheMissesGertrudeandLily,whowere
fourteenandthirteenrespectively,besidesthese
therewereAveyoungeroneswithwhomIhad
morespeciallytodounderthesupervisionof
MissWilberforcethefarmerwasajollyfine
man,notyetfortyIshouldsay,andhadsuch
awayoftalkingtoorlookingatthegirls,that
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anyonecouldnotbeslowtosee,thathehada
considerableamountofhumannatureabout
him.
I'sleptinthenurserywiththechildren,Mr.
Roystonandthehousekeeperoccupyingtwo
roomsonthesamefloor,whilstthreemaid
servantssleptinanatticabove,wherethere
wasalsoacoupleofsmallrooms,onlyused
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duringtheholidaysfortheaccommodationof
MasterCharlieandhistwoeldersisters.
AmongstmyotherdutiesIhadtowaitat
table,anditdidnottakemelongto6ndoutthat
averytendertieofsomesortexistedbetween
thefarmerandhishousekeeper,forhealways
calledher"mydear,"andtreatedherwith
everypossiblemarkofdeference,andinfact
sheruledhim,aswellaseverythingelseinthe
house.
BeforeIhadbeenaweekinthehouseIcame
uponthemaccidentlyonedayinthegarden,
theywerequiteunawareofbeingobserved,he
waskissinghertenderly,andIheardhimsay,
"Then,dearMabel,youpromisetomakeme
happytonight?"herfacewasavertedand
lookingdown,butIcouldhearasoft"yes"in
reply.
Notdoubtingbutareallovescenewouldbe
enactedbetweenthemthatnight,Isliptaway,
resolvinginmymindhowitmightbepossible
tobeaspectatressoftheirtransports,asIhad
oftheamoursofMr.Watsonandthematronof
theworkhouse.
RunninguptothenurseryIexaminedevery
parttoseeiftherewasanyprospectofgettinga
sightintoMissMabel'sroom,whichwasnext
toit,inonecornertherewasaclothescloset,
whichgavemeapresentimentofsomesortof
accesstothenextapartment,andimaginemy
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pleasurewhenIfoundthatthebackofitwas
evidentlyadoorofcommunicationwiththekey
totheotherside,soIranroundintoherroom
anddiscoveredasimilarcloset,notlocked,so
thatIcouldenterandunlockthedoor,which
Ifoundopenedeasilyandnoiselesslyformy
purpose.AstherewasnohandleonmysideI
tookthekey,soastobeabletoopenitwhenI
pleased.
Herbedwasinasmallalcove,oppositeto
thiscloset,andtheouterdooroftheclosetI
foundhadasmallroundhole,whereaknothad
fallenoutofthewood,formingasplendidpeep
holeforobservationoneverythingthatmight
bedonebyherorherlover.
Nightcame,andIwasonthetiptoeofex
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pectation.Retiringtorestwiththechildren,I
keptawaketillIheardMissWilberforceenter
herroom,thengettingoutofbedputonmy
stockingsandcrepttotheplaceofobservation.
Shehadloosenedherhair,whichfellinlong
wavygoldenmassesalloverhershoulders,as
shesatinalowchairlookingatasmallbook.
ShehadalovelypaleGreciantypeofface,
whichHushedwithevidentblusheseverynow
andthen,assheturnedoverthepages.
PresentlyIsawitdropfromherhands,as
shenervouslyraisedherclothes,andseemed
tometobetitillatinghermostprivatecharms,
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asIheardhersaywithasigh,"Whatatimehe
iscoming.Whydidhegivemesuchabook?"
JustthenIobservedMr.Roystonquietlyen
tertheroombehindher,sothathewasalmost
touchingherbackbeforeshewasawareofit.
Hehadnothingbuthisshirton.
"Mabel,love,I'minsuchastate,andyou,
darling,arenotevenundressedyet!"hesaid
inalowvoice.
Sheturnedwithastart.
"Oh,Mr.Royston,howyoustartleme.Oh,
forshame,sir,toexposeyourselfso!"ashe
raisedhisshirt,andletherseehisCupid'sbat
teringraminagloriousstateoferection.It
wasatremendousaffair,quitetenincheslong,
asthickasmywrist,andtippedwithafiery
lookingpurplehead,whichIcanonlydescribe
asbeingmushroomshaped,infactIhavenever
seensuchanengineofloveeversince,itwas
perfectlyuniqueinitsstyleasfarasmyvaried
experiencegoes.
"Whatamonster,andcansuchanawfullook
ingthingasthatgivemepleasure,andcanI
makeyouhappybysubmittingtoitsravages
inmytenderestparts?Mr.Royston,youknow
ItoldyouthatIhadbeenseducedbymycousin
twoyearsago,whofailedinhispromiseto
marryme,afterIwassofoolishastosurrender
myvirtue.Hiswasonlyanordinarysizedshaft
oflove,andgavemeintensepleasure,therecol
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lectionsofwhichonlymademetooeasilylisten
toyourtenderproposals,and,besides,Iadmit
thatyourbookhashadamostdemoralising
effectonme,infactIwasquiteardentlylong
ingforyoutocomeandeasethewarmthofa
certainlittlespot,butit'sallgonenow,the
sightofsuchatremendousthingquitefrightens
awayallthoughtsoflove!"
"Nonsense,Mabeldarling,"hereplied,fall
ingonhiskneesinfrontofher,andtakingher
handinhis,printinghotimpassionedkissesfor
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amomentortwo,thenwenton,"Whysoafraid,
youknowthejoysoflove,mysizewillonlyen
ablemetogiveyougreaterpleasure,thefuller
yourlittlepurseisgorgedbymybigshaftthe
greaterextasyformylove,nogirlwasever
mortallyorevenseriouslywoundedinthatdear
spot,whichevennowIknowmustbepalpitating
andflutteringwithunsatisfiedexpectationsof
bliss.Besides,mylove,youshallfindmeso
gentleandcarefulnottohurtyouinanyway,
wewillusealittlecoldcreamtofacilitateaf
fairs,andafteroneinsertionallwillbejoyand
loveunspeakable.Come,darling,letmeassist
toundressmypet!"
Shewashelplessinhishands,Icouldseeshe
fearedherfate,andyetwasdrawntowardsit
bysomeirristablefascination.
Presentlyhehadherasnakedasthedayshe
wasborn.Thenthrowingoffhisownshirt,he
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tookherinhisbrawnyarmsandcarriedherto
thebed.
Whatacontrastbetweenthemhisalmost
Herculeanframe,themusclesofhislegsand
arms,andbackstandingoutinfinerelief,a
veritablestudyforasculptor.Hewasadark
handsomeman,closeshaved,withfineblack
bushywhiskers,hisbosomornamentedinthe
centreandroundthepapswithquiteaprofu
sionofhairsostronglyindicativeofmanly
vigour,whilsthismushroomheadedstagpro
jectedfromaperfectprofusionofblackcurls
atthebottomofhisbelly.Hisinamorata,a
prettyblondewithgoldenhair,blueeyes,with
aratherlightgracefulfigure,justplump
enoughtomakeaprettytournure,smallround
firmbosoms,withdeliciouslittlestrawberry
nipples,whichlookedsoimpudentlyinviting
asalmosttodistracttheattentionfromthe
charmsofherMonsVeneris,coveredasitwas
withsoftdownylighthair,whichhardlyshaded
analmostimperceptiblecrack,justvisibleat
thebottomofherbelly.
Shestillhadonherslippers,silkstockings,
andprettygarters,whichaddedgreatlytoher
generallyravishingappearance.Ihatenaked
feet,theyaresomuchprettierwhenproperly
dressed,andIfancythemajorityofmyreaders
areofthesameopinion.
Insteadofplacingheronthemiddleofthe
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bed,heletherdownontheedge,sothatifshe
hadsatupherfeetwouldjusthavetouchedthe
floor,thenincliningherbodybackwardshe
gentlyopenedthatprettypairoflegstillIcould
plainlyseethecherrylipsofalovelytight
lookinglovegrot,whichhespeedilybeganto
kiss,asifhewouldeatit.
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Howshesquirmedandtwistedunderthat
lascivioustongueing,tillIcouldhearhersigh
out?"Youdarling,whatheavenlypleasureyou
giveme.Ohohoh!!Ican'thelpit,
youmakemecome,youdearman.Nowtry
youraffair,love,andbegentle,Idowantyou
so,you'vemademefeelso,sonaughty,you
dearfellow!"
Hewasupfromhiskneesinamoment,and
takingsomepomatumfromapotonthetoilet
table,lubricatedthatmushroomheadedaffair,
tillitglistenedinthecandlelight,thenquickly
presentingittothedearspothehadbeenso
amorouslykissingamomentortwobefore,and
openingthoselusciouslookinglipsaswellas
hecouldwithhisfingers,Iwastremendously
astonishedtoseehimsoongetitallintoher,
althoughcertainlytojudgebytheexpression
ofherfaceitwasnotquiteapainlessoperation.
Shethrewherlegsoverhisbuttocksand
claspedhimamorouslywithherarms,ashe
laidoverherbodyandjoinedhislipstohersin
longsuckingkisses,making(asInowimagine)
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thattremendousaffairofhisthrobinsideof
hertightfittingsheath,tillshewasalmostbe
sideherselfwithlust,andheavedupherbottom
asachallengetohimtostartonhisride.
Hisfirstthrustmadeherscreamwithpain,
andbeghimtobemoregentle,butaftergoing
atquarterspeedforafewstrokes,hegradually
putonthesteam,tillbothseemedperfectly
furious,ashethrustandsheheaveduptomeet
everyplungeofthatawfulweapon,justasif
itwasnothingoutofthecommon.Icouldhear
theconcussionateverystrokeashispistonrod
wassheathedtothehilt,andthebagoftreasures
belowbangedagainstherbeautifulrump.Their
kissesandsighs,orexclamationsofdelight
mingledwiththeothersounds,andthecreak
ingofthebed,allputtogethersomovedthe
bloodinmyveinsthatliftingmynightdress,
myhandsweresoonbusyrubbingtheelec
tricalspottillweallseemedtomeltawayinan
extasyofblissatthesamemoment.
Itwastoomuchforme,Ifairlyfainted,and
fallingdowninthecloset,arousedthemfrom
theirdeliciousafterlethargy.Mr.Roystonmust
haverunaway,butMissWilberforcedragged
mefromthecloset,andwhenIcametoalittle
Ifoundmyselflyingonherbed,shehadas
sumedherchemisedenuit,andwasholdinga
smellingbottletomynose.
YoumaybesureIwasawfullyfrightened,
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butshesoonreassuredmebypromiseoffor
giveness,sothatItoldherall.
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Ishallneverforgetthatwoman,herblood
wasonfireshetoldmeIhadspoiltheramuse
mentfortherestofthenight,andmustmake
upforitbyplayingwithher.
Thiswasperfectlyinaccordancewithmy
ownexcitedfeelings,andIthrewmyselfinto
herarmsatonce,howshekissedmeallover,
thenstretchingherbodyoverme,withherhead
towardsmyfeet,buriedherfacebetweenmy
thighs,andsuckedmesodeliciously,thatI
couldnothelpdoingthesametoher,makingher
fairlyemitherlovejuiceintomymouthover
andoveragain,whilstsheforherpartsucked
everyatomofhoneythatwastobeextracted
frommylittlevirginflower.
Whatanightthatwas,butatlasttiredoutby
theexcessofourlubricity,wesankintoare
freshingsleep,andonlyawokelongafterday
light,bythechildreninthenurserycallingout
forPhoebe.
"Runbackandmakesomeexcuse,mydear,"
exclaimedMissWilberforce,almostpushingme
offthebed,"butmindnotawordtoanyone,and
Mr.Roystonshallcomeherethiseveningto
hearyourexplanation,butdon'tbefrightened,
Iwon'tlethimhurtyou."
InthecourseofthedayMissMabelwhispered
tomethatMr.Roystonhaddeterminedtogive
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meawhippingformyspying,butitshouldnot
betoosevere?andthatshewasgoingtogivethe
otherservantsandchildrensomethingtomake
themsleepwell,incaseofanynoise.
Whatatrepidationtheannouncementputme
into,theveryideaofbeingpunishedbyagreat
strongmanlikethefarmerseemedawful.He
musthaveaheavyhandIthought.
Idreadedthenight,whichseemedtocome
onlytoosoon,Icouldn'tlookatMr.Royston,or
meethiseyeinanyway,andwasconsciousof
beingcontinuallyontheblushasIwaitedat
table.
MissWilberforceorderedmetocometoher
roominmynightdress,assoonasthechildren
werefastasleep.
Iwasputintoherbed,whilstshe,havingun
dressed,satdowninadressinggowntoread
thelittlebookIhadseenthenightbefore.
Presentlycomingtothebed,shesatdownon
theside,andsaid,"Lookhere,Phoebedear,
thatiswhatyouwillhavetobear."
Iturnedmyeyestothebook,andsawapic
tureofanakedmanwhippingalittlegirlwitha
birchrod,theculpritseemedtobecryingout
withtearsinhereyes,whilstaladyalsonaked
waskneelingdownandcaressing,thestiffened
engineofblisswhichstuckoutinfrontofthe
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gentleman.
"Doyouknow,Phoebe,"shewenton,"that
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birchingisagreatinducementtothepleasures
oflove,andexcitesbothladiesandgentlemen
somuchthatitisoftenindulgedin,notforthe
purposesofpunishment,buttoincreasetheir
enjoyment,soyouneednotfearitissovery
dreadfulsee,hereareseveralmoreplates
showinghowtheactofloveisdone,youare
tooyoungforthatyet,butshallseeusdoit,and
mind,youmakeyourselfuseful,Mr.Royston
wantsyoutohandlethatgreatthingofhis,and
afterplayingwithitalittleyoumustinsistupon
helpinghimtoputitintome,andticklehimbe
hindwhilstheishavinghisfun."
"HaveyougotlittlePhoebehere?"asked
Mr.Renteringtheroominhisshirtatthe
moment.
"Heresheis,dear,inmybed,"repliedMiss
Mabel,"butdon'tbetooseverewithher."
"Youlittleminx!"hesaid,approachingthe
bed,"I'vegotabumttcklerforyou,atleastI
toldMissWilberforcetomakeoneI'llteach
youtopeepatmeagain!"
"Oh,praysir,ohIdon'tknowwhatmade
medoit,"Isaid,frightened,andbeginningto
sob.
"Outyoucome,Phoebe!It'snousesnivelling
beforeyou'retouched.MissMabelshallwhip
youwell,tillyoupromisenevertopeepagain,"
hesaidsharply.
Afraidoftheconsequences,Itremblingly
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obeyed,andstoodwithtearfuleyesbeforeMiss
Wilberforce."Oh,dosir,forgivemethisonce,"
Isobbed.
"No,no,no,you'veseentoomuch,wemust
makesureofhersilence.Mabel,dear,make
herkneeldowninfrontofme,asIsitintheeasy
chair,thenIcanholdherheadandshoulders,
whilstyoucantackleherbumproperlyforher,"
hesaid,thenseatinghimselfIhadtokneelin
frontofhimasifsayingmyprayers,whilsthe
pulledupmynightdressovermyhead,and
pressedmedownrightoverhisorganoflove,
whichIcouldfeelstickingupunderhisshirt,
andthrobbingagainstmyface.
Theydidn'tgivememuchtimetothinkabout
myposition.Swishwenttherod,andIfelta
sharpstingingcutrightroundmynakedpos
teriors.Anotherandanotherfollowedinrapid
succession.Swishswishswish,etc.,and
ifIhadnotstuffedmynightdressintomy
mouth,Ishouldhavehowledwithpain,thecuts
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weresosharp.
"That'sright,Mabel,makeherfeelittill
herbottomiswellscoredwithredmarksand
weals,it'sbeautifultoseeitflushunderevery
cut!"exclaimedMr.,Royston,"touchherupon
thetenderestparts,maketheendsoftherod
tickletheinsideofherthighs,don'tevenlet
hertittlecrackescapefree."
Heheldmyheaddownsotightly,butwhether
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itwasmywrithingaboutunderthesharppain,
orhisowndoingIdon'tknow,somehowthat
greatthingofhisgotuncovered,andwasrub
bingitsnoserightinmyface.
RememberingMissMabel'sinjunctions,I
thoughtthebestplantoavertfurtherpunish
mentwouldbetofondleitatonce,soonehand
claspeditsimmensethickness,whilstmylips
caressedthegreatrubyheadalmostinan
instantIfeltastrongconvulsivethrob,andif
Ihadnotclosedmylipsatthemomenthewould
havechokedmewithatremendousemission,
whichasitwasspurtedallovermycheeksand
neck.
Hishandspressedmyfacedownmoreand
moreatthemoment,butpresentlyrelaxed,and
thenwithalongdrawnsighheleantbackex
haustedinthechair.
"Looknow,yourudegirl,whathaveyoudone
toMr.Royston?Takethatandthatand
thatwillyoueverpeeporbesorudeagain?"
Thehousekeeperalmostscreamedasshefin
ishedmeoffwiththreetremendouscuts,which
Iafterwardfoundhadfairlybroughttheblood,
stillatthemomentIdidnotfeelthemsomuch
asIhadat6rst,awarmglowpervadedmy
veins,andIfeltonfireforsomethinginexpress
ible.Thepainandpleasuresointermixedas
toexciteallthelecheryofmyyouthfulnature.
Mr.Roystonpresentlytookmeonhisknee
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andkissedmeforthepleasurehetoldmeI
hadgivenhim,thenaskedmealotofquestions
aboutwhatIhadseenonthepreviousnight.
"WhyIsawyoushovethisgreatthingof
yoursrightintoMissWilberforce,"Ireplied,
"anditdidn'tseemtohurtherabit,andthen
youbothheavedandpushedatoneanothertill
yousuddenlygottiredandalmostrolledoff
her,wasitthatyouspurtedsomethinginto
her,likeyoudidinmyfacejustnow,sir?"
Iwasfondlingitwithmyhands,whilsthe
repaidmewithlotsofkisses,ashisAngerswere
playingwithandticklingmylittleslit,sothat
Icouldhardlysitonhisknee.
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MissWilberforcehadthrownoffallher
clothes,andwasnowtossingaboutnakedon
thebed.
"Phoebedear,don'tplaywiththatstupid
mananylonger,"sheatlengthburstout."He
mustknowthatgreatthingofhiscan'thavea
littlegirl,bringhimhereatoncetome,darling,
orhewillagainshoothislovejuice,andwaste
whatIoughttohave."
Hehadjustthrusthistongueinmymouth,
butIwrenchedmyfaceaway,andspringing
fromhislipsdrewhimtothebedbyhisCupid's
batteringram,thenashegotoverhislonging
ladyloveIslappedhisbottomashardasIcould
withonehand,whilsttheotherdirectedMr.
JohnThomasintothehavenofbliss,andcon
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tinuedtoticklehishirsuteappendagesasthey
dangledagainstherbeautifulbuttocksatevery
plunge.
Heseemedratherlazyoverthebusiness,but
she,tojudgebythewaysheclaspedherarms
roundhisneck,threwherlegsoverhisloins,
andheaveduptomeeteveryshoveofhisgreat
engine,(whichIcouldseewasglisteningwith
thenectaroflove,shecouldnotretaindirectly
hewasintoher),wasinaperfectrageoflustful
desire.
"Gettherod,Phoebe,"sheexclaimed,"and
payhimoutforwhippingyou,heisnothalf
briskenoughforme,andwillbeallnightcoming
ifyoudon'tmakehisbumsmart,mydear!"
Toopleasednottodoit,Isnatcheduptherod,
anddidmydutysowellthathisposteriorswere
soonwealedandscored,tilltheybegantolook
quiteraw,andhefairlyboundedundermy
strokes.
Atlasttheycametogetherwithcriesofde
light,suchas"youlove,youdear,ohshoveit
intomegivemealleveryinch.Ahoh,
oh,oh!Ishalldie!etc,"fromMissMabel,
whilstMr.Roystonaudiblygroanedout,"Oh,
heavens!MyGod!Whatadelightfulspend!"
andthenbothofthemseemedperfectlyex
haustedforafewminutesastheylaylistlessly
ineachothersarms,withtheireyesshut,and
theirlimbslooselybutlightlyintertwined.
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AfterthisIstayedwiththemratherovera
year,andduringthattimeassistedatmanyof
theirlittlepartiesofpleasure.
AtlengthMr.Royston,whowasreallyvery
fondofme,thoughtIoughttolearnabusiness,
sotheybroughtmetotown,andapprenticed
metoMadameCoulisse,afashionablemilliner,
whooccupiedthewholeoftheupperpartofa
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largehouseinNewBondStreet.
Shehadsixyoungladiesasassistants,be
sidesmyselfandthreeothersasapprentices
orimprovers,aswellasMissWallis,thecutter
outandsubmanageressunderherself.
Ourhoursweretolerablyeasy,infactmuch
moresothanIhadexpected,afterallthetales
Ihadheardaboutoverwork,etc.Wewereonly
kepttobusinessfromninea.m.tosixp.m.
daily,infactthereneverseemedagreatabun
danceofworkabout,afewladiescertainly
cameeverydayuponbusiness,butMadame
evidentlydidnotgivegreatsatisfaction,asI
heardthemcomplainofthework,andcus
tomersveryseldomseemedtofavourherwith
asecondorder.
Theapprenticesweresenttobedabouteight
o'clock,andweoftenheardloudlaughingas
ifgentlemenwereinthehouse,andagreatdeal
ofrunningupanddownstairs.
Madameseemedveryfondofme,andIwas
treatedwithgreatkindness,infactshesoon
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hadmetoactasalady'smaidtoherself,and
beingoftenalonewithhershegotfrommethe
completetaleofmypreviouslife.
"Mafoi,"sheexclaimed,whenIhadtoldher
all,forsheregularlywormeditallfromme,
"butyouarevonleetlecocotte,Iwillsoonmake
yougrandlady.Phoebeistoocommonaname
formyhouse,IwillcallyouVanessa,from
MilordByrongoodnamemakefortune."
Thensheexplainedtomethathermillinery
businesswasallashamtokeepthehousere
spectable,andthateveryeveninggentlemen
cametoseetheyoungladies."Youhavegen
tlemans,andIgiveyouAneclothes,andno
nothingtodo."
Sothebargainwasconcludedasitwerewith
outmyevensayingaword.
CHAPTERII
SaleofmyVirginitytoaGentleman,whotakes
meawayfromthetheHouseinNewBondStreet.
ITTOOKADAYORTWOFORMADAMECOULISSE
torigmeoutwithallnewclothes.Sheactually
sentmetoanothermillinertohavemythings
madeinthebestpossiblefashion,thenone
Sundayafternoonshetookmeandtwoofher
youngladiesforadriveinHydePark,during
whichInoticedseveralgentlemenstopand
speaktoherinalewtone,astheylookedat
merathersignificantly.Thiswashermarket.
Iwassoldtoadvantagebeforewedrovebackto
thehouse.
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Thesameevening,aboutteno'clock.Ma
dLunesentformetoherboudoir,shehadpre
viouslytoldmetomakemyselflookmyvery
best,assheexpectedtobeabletointroduceme
toaverynicegentlemanduringtheevening
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(ofcoursekeepingtoherselfthefactofhaving
soldmymaidenheadforacoupleofhundred
pounds).
OnenteringIsawafinearistocraticlooking
manseatedbyhersideonasofa.
"Allowme,Milord,tointroduceMdlle.Van
essa.Haveyoueverseenaprettierlittlething,
sheisbarelythirteen,andIwarranthergenu
ine."Thenturningtome,"Thisgentleman,
Vanessa,wishestohonouryouwithhislove,
beasgoodagirlasyoupromised,mydear,
andyouwillhavenothingbuthappinesstolook
forwardtoinmyhouse,"sayingwhichshe
vanishedfromtheroom,andleftmevisavis
withhislordship,whorose,kissedmylips,and
drewmetohissideonthesofa.
"Somylittledearyouarewillingtomake
lovewithme,look,ifIampleasedIshallgive
youthesesovereigns,"showingmeahand
fulofgold."WhenImakeloveIdon'tlikecrying
andsulks,ittakesitalloutofme."
Iblushedawfully,butwhenhekissedme
againIgavehimalittleoneinreturn,asIclung
roundhisneck,andpromisedtotryandplease
himifhewouldnothurtmemuch.
"Ah,thenyouknowalittle,mydear?"
"Yes,madamehastoldmeithurtsfirst,and
givesgreatdelightafterwardsIIwant
tobeawoman,sir!"
"Andsoyoushall,letusundress,andtrywhat
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yonderspringbedwilldoforus,byJove!I'll
takeyouandkeepyouifyoupleaseme,Vanessa,
Iwantagirlnoonehaseverhad."
Wewerebothsoonreducedtoastateofcom
pletenudity,exceptstockingsandgarters,then
liftingmeonthebedhejumpedupbesideme,
andbegantoexamineallmycharms,firstmy
firmroundlittlebubbies,thenmymountjust
sproutingasitwaswithalightsilkygrowthof
hair,butthespotbelowwastooattractive
forhimtolingerlongbeforeheputhis6nger
there.
Itmademewince,thepassagewastoonar
rowandtender.
"Youlove!"heexclaimed,Mseyesalmost
darting6reashespoke,whilstIactuallysaw
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hismanlyaffairquitesuddenlyliftitshead,
whichhaduptothisbeenonlypartiallyerected.
"Youlove!you'rearealvirgin,areyounot?
HowIshallloveyou,Vanessa!Now?begood,
andbearalittlepainforthesakeofthepleasure
tocome,thenIwillpaytheoldbitchhermoney,
andtakeyouaway.Iwon'tleavesuchajewel
inhercareforamoment,shewouldsellyou
againbeforetomorrownight.No,darling,you
mustbelongtomealone!"
Thenraisingmybuttocks,heputapillow
undermybottom,andgettingbetweenmylegs,
hisfingersgentlyopenedthelipsofmypussey,
andpointingtheheadofhismoderatesized
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dartoflovetotheentrance,hepushedasfaras
itwouldgo,thenfeelingtheobstructionofmy
hymen,hepausedforamoment,thenthrust
sosuddenlyandfiercelythatIfaintedfrom
theexcessivepain,butheeffectedhispurpose
atonce,sothatmydeflowerationwascom
plete,andhewasburiedtotherootsofhishair
whenIcametomyselfinaminuteortwo.
Presentlyhebegantomove,thrustingslowly
inandout,withapokingkindofmotion,thenI
felthiswarmjuicespurtrightupintomyvitals
asitwere,andsooilthewoundedpassagethat
Isoonbegantofeelsomepleasureablesen
sations,whichincreasedashewentonagain
tillIbegantomeethimwithalltheardourof
mywarmtemperament,nowfairlyaroused
forthefirsttimetothetruejoysofwoman
hood.
Howwestruggled,lovinglyandyetalmost
furiously,togetmorelovefromeachother.
Mychampionwasagoodman,andhissizejust
suitedme,weswamindelightthreetimesbe
forehewascompelledtocryago.
Thenembracingmemosttenderly,hesponged
mylaceratedpartstillhehadcooledthem,
andremovedalltraceofthehavochehadcom
mitted.Ireallylovedhimforhistenderkind
ness,andwhenhemademedressandtookme
inhiscarriage,inspiteofallMadame'spro
testationsthatshewouldnothavemetaken
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away,Ithrewmyarmsroundhisneckand
sobbedwithtearsofgratitude.
Wewenttoafinehotel,andthenextdaysaw
meinstalledashismistressinaprettysuiteof
chambersattheWestEnd,nearBelgrave
Square.
Idonotwanttomentionhisname,butshall
simplycallhimMyLord,hewassokindtome,
andIbelievefromthefirstalmostlovedmeto
distraction,hegotFrench,English,andmusi
calgovernessesforme,andtookthegreatest
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possiblepleasureinseeingmedothehonours
ofhistablewhenafriendorfriendsvisitedat
ourchambers,butitwasnottolastlong,only
twobriefhappy,happyyears,andthenallwas
blowntothewinds,atleastofthatrealandpure
happinesswhichIenjoyedwithhim.
Hehadabosomfriend,aMr.Gower,infact
aregularchum,whospenthourswithhim
everyday,theywerepartnersineverysport,
onturfandineverything.Hewasamuch
youngerandhandsomermanthanhislordship,
andbeingsoofteninhiscompany,sometimes
hewouldcallandcatchmealone,andwaitfor
myprotector.
MyGod!whatanoilytonguethatserpenthad!
HowheflatteredmeandledmeontillIreally
lovedhimasmuchashisfriend,itwasrank
adultery.IfeltImusthavehim,andthathe
wouldsoonaskmetobeunfaithfultomypro
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tector,towhomIowedmyhappiness,myall
stillIknewIshouldyield,Ihadafancyand
couldn'thelpmyself.
Atlastthefatalpromisewasgiven,butwe
hadtowaitforanopportunityforthefeastof
loveweweretotasteonthesly.
Our'sweretheonlyinhabitedchambersin
thehouseatnight,andhislordshipseldomleft
metosleepalone.
Atlastthechancecame,myprotectorhad
agreatmatchonatNewmarket,butMr.Gower
wastooilltogowithhim.Assoonashe
hadstartedIgavemyservantaholidayfor
thenight,andabouteighto'clockintheeven
ingmyparamourcame.Iwascarefultoput
upthechaintothestreetdoor,hislordship
hadalatchkey,andmyguiltyconsciencetold
metherewasjustachanceofhisreturn,al
thoughextremelyimprobable.
Howlovinglywewalkedupthestairsto
gether,afteralonglusciouskissbehindthe
streetdoor.Ihadpreparedanicelittlecold
collationwithplentyofchampagne,forImust
admithavingalwayshadagreatpartiality
forthesparklingfizz.
Howheboremetothesofainaperfecttrans
portofimpatience,raisedmyclothes,and
kneelingdown,printedhotburningkissesonthe
sensitivespotitself,tillIfairlybeggedhewould
givemeabetterproofofhismanhood.
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Ourfirstconjunctionwasfartooimpassioned
tolastlong,wecametogetheratonceinaHood
ofbliss,buthekepthisplace,andsoonalmost
drovemeoutofmymindbythethrillingeffect
ofhisthrusts,hewasalittlebiggermadethan
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hislordship,andRiledmeupsotightlythatit
seemedmostexquisite.However,thissecond
turncametotheusualdeliciousending,then
wesatdowntosupper,andImustconfesshe
wasallowedtopledgemesofrequentlyin
bumpersofchampagne,thatIgotquitelech
erous,threwoffmyclothes,madehimundress,
andthenpersistedinsittingonhislapwithhis
fineJohnThomasburiedtothehiltinmycrack,
andthrobbinginsideinresponsetothedelicious
lovegripsmytightsheathkeptindulginghim
with.
Atlastwewenttobed,andthencommenced
aregularbattleoflove,mychampionwasquite
myequalinlusthowwejoinedandgrappled
inourlovestruggles,eachoneunabletosubdue
theragingfiresoftheother,orevenalittle
quenchtheconstantlyincreasingflameofdesire.
"Hark!Ihearakeyinthestreetdoor,"I
whisperedinalarm,"itmustbeMyLordre
turned,whatshallwedo?"
Thecravenheartedcowardwasfrightened
inamoment,andwouldhavebeencaughtwhere
hewasbutIhadthepresenceofmindtoshove
himintoaclosetonthelanding,andthrowhis
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clothesafterhim.Thebellwasringingfurious
ly,andtheknockermadeafearfuldin.Sokick
ingallthedebrisofthesupperunderthetable,
andonlyleavingmyownplateandglass,Iat
lastputonawrapperandlethimin.
"Whatatimeyouwere,Vanessa,there'sbeen
anaccidentontheline,soIreturnedtotown,
andshallgointhemorningagain."
"Yes,love,Icouldn'thelpit,Iwasfastasleep,
thefactisI'vedrunkawholebottleoffizzto
myself,dearie,"Irepliedwithafeignedyawn.
"Zounds,girl!whatastatethebedisin!"he
exclaimed,noticingitforthefirsttime."Who
haveyouhadhere?"
"Noone,love,praydon'tlooksocross,Ihave
beentossingaboutforhoursthinkingofyou,and
onlyalittlewhileagofellofftosleepandhada
frightfulnightmare,dreamingwehadbeen
capturedbybrigands,theytiedyoutoatree,
andwerejustdrawinglotswhowastohaveyour
littlegirl,whenyourknockingandringingput
anendtoitwouldn'tithavebeenawfultohave
beenreallytrue?"
"ThenIsuppose,Vanessa,thatI'mthebrig
andtohaveyou,nowI'vegotin?"hesaid,his
facerelaxingintoasmile,andbeginningto
throwoffhisclothes."Iwantedyouawfully
alittlewhileago,whenourtrainwasblocked
onthelineandthatisthecauseofmycoming
backforabitoflove."
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"Thenlove,cometobedquickly,Idowant
youso,youwilldivertmythoughts,andcoolmy
hotblood,"Isaid,hopingtodistracthisat
tention,andpreventnoticebeingtakenofthe
debrisunderthetable,andmoreespecially
asIfanciedIheardmygallantsneakingdown
stairsatthemoment.
Throwingoffhisclothes,hecarriedmetothe
bedwithanimpetuosityquiteunusualtohim,
ashelaidmeuponmybackandgotbetween
myreadilyopeninglegs,myhandguidedhis
impatientcoursertothelovemark,which,not
withstandingallitspreviousbatteringandthe
rightIhadhad,wasagaininatremoroflonging
expectation,mybloodhadbeensofiredbythe
champagnethatmylubricitywasperfectlyun
quenchable,IfeltasifIcouldhaveengageda
dozenlustymen,oneaftertheother,atthat
moment.
Theinsertionofasecondpriapusinmyex
citedaffairseemedsuchabonboucheandun
expectedpleasure,asitglidedslowlyupthe
welllubricatedsheath,andifhehadnotbeen
especiallyamoroushemusthavenoticedthat
Iwasnotnearlysotightasusualonafirstpene
tration.Myarmsclaspedhimcloselytomy
body,ourlipsmetinhotburningkisses,Isucked
histongueintomymouthinthemostlascivious
manner,mylegscrossingoverhisbuttocks
withalltheabandonofaperfectbacchante.
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Almostinaninstant,beforehehadgivenmore
thanthreevigorousthrusts,Ifeltthewarm
rushofhisseedupintomyveryvitals,which
hadsuchathrillingeffectonmethatmyown
emissioninstantlyRowedinresponsetohis,
thefloodgatesoflovemingledtheirflowin
themostextaticmanner.
Withoutforamomentrelaxinginstiffness,
hisweaponkeptitsplaceinmyhotthrobbing
sheath,andsooncommencedanothercourse
(itmusthavebeentheheatofmyvagina,which
infused,orrather,keptsuchstrengthinhim,
foritwasquiteunusual),hisswollenandeager
courserplungedforwardinthemostvigorous
manner,andsoworkedupallthelubricityof
my!nature,thatquiteforgettingeverything
else,Ifancieditwasmyparamourstillinmy
arms,andjustatthemomentofcoming,Imur
mured"Oh,Henry!Oh,Gower,Ishalldie,
youkillmewithloveyoudarling."
Hesprangfrommyembraceasifaserpenthad
stunghim,exclaiming,"Vilewretch,that'sit,
isit,hemusthavebeenherewhenIcame?
Ha!what'sthis,hiswatch,byGod!"ashe
caughtaglimpseofthechainpeepingfromun
derthepillow,andthrustinghishandunder
broughtoutthedamningevidenceofourguilt.
"Revengeissweet,however,"hewenton,
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grindinghisteethandwhitewithrage,"I'll
killyoufirstandhimafterwards."
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Paralyzedwithfear,andseeinghimtakeup
asmallstilettobelongingtomyself,fromthe
toilettable,Ithrewmyselfonmyknees,all
nakedasIwas,andclaspedmyhandsround
hiswaist,imploringandshriekingformercy!
mercy!!mercy!!!mercy!!!afraidtolook
upandmeethisrelentlesslook.Myfacewas
buriedinthedarkhairatthebottomofhisbelly,
withhisstiffpegobrushingagainstmycheek
inundiminishedsize,asifalsoasindignantas
itsowner.
"Toolate,Vanessa,youshouldhavethought
ofthatbefore,nothingbutbloodcanwipeout
suchinjuries!"hehissedratherthanspoke,at
thesametimeIfeltonearmgraspedbyhis
powerfulhand,wrenchingmeawayfromhis
body,andaperfectrainofstabspiercedneck,
bosom,andarms.ShriekingIbithisarmin
mystruggleforlife,andasheletgoslippedun
derthebedforprotectionfromhim,where,
coveredwithblood,Isobbedandbeggedtobe
spared,promisingnevereventomentionitor
prosecutehim,ifhewouldbutfetchadoctorto
savemefrombleedingtodeath.
Strangetosay,henowrelented,andranfor
asurgeon."Saveherlife,savemefrombeing
hermurderer,andkeepoursecret,here's
500anda1000moreifyoucureher!"hesaid
nervously,ashebroughtDr.Smithsontothe
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sideofmybed,whereIwaswelteringinmy
blood.
AsformyselfIhadcrawleduponthebed,and
wrappedthesheetsastightlyaspossibleround
mywounds,instinctivelyfeelingtheywere
notmortal,unlesstheHowofbloodshouldbe
toogreat.
"Mylord,youmayrelyuponmyhonourasa
gentleman,unlessthecaseprovesfatal,"was
thereply."IwilldomybestYouhadbetternot
haveanurse,Iwillattendtothecasemyself,
andgetsomeonetomindmypatientsmean
whileIdonotthinkitwillbemorethanafort
nightbeforesheisconvalescent,andifIactas
nursethesecretwillbesafe,"saidthedoctor
whenhehaddressedmywounds.
Thereisnooccasiontogointothedetailsof
myrecovery,hislordshipneversawmeagain,
andinaboutamonth'stimethedoctorhanded
meachequefor2000,sayinghethoughtI
shouldnowbeabletoshiftformyself.
CHAPTERHI
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TravelsandAdventures.InSearchofRenewed
Health.ReturntoLondon,andTakeaHouse.
BYDR.SMITHSON'SADVICEIDETERMINEDTO
gotoNaplesforafewmonths,soinafewdays
Ifoundaladylikeperson,aboutthirtyfive,who
undertooktobemychaperoneforasalaryof
10permonth,andallexpensespaid.
MademoiselleZaradeFoutreseemedtomea
highlyaccomplishedanddesirablecompanion,
speakingFrench,German,andItalianfluent
ly,sohavinginvestedthesumof1500inCon
sols,andprovidedmyselfwithnecessaryletters
ofcredit,wesailedfromLondoninthesteamer
Garonne,forthecapitalofwhatusedtobe
calledtheTwoSicilies.
Ihardlygotovermyseasicknessbeforewe
cameinsightofGibraltar,buttheshortstay
forthenecessaryoperationofcoalingonlyad
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mittedofaveryshortstayonshore.However,
Inowbegantofeelmuchstronger,andunder
theinfluenceofsunnyskiesanddelightfulsea
breezes,Ibegantofeelthenecessityofavolup
tuousadventuresuchaswouldaccordwiththe
naturalwarmthofmyconstitution,andsatisfy
thecravingofmysensualappetites.
Wehadalotofhandsomeyoungfellowson
board,ontheirwaytoIndia,manyofwhomin
thecourseoftheirharmlessflirtationscaused
theflameofdesiretothrillthroughmyveins,
buthoweverpleasanttheseutteringsofemo
tionmightbe,therewasnochanceofbeing
abletoenjoyanythingmore,astheywereall
twoorfourinalittlecabin,andwealsohad
twoyoungladiesinthesamecompartment
withmyselfandchaperone.
CaptainBeard,thecommanderofthevessel,
wasaregularlady'sman,andhadbeensovery
kindinhisenquiriesaboutme,duringthe
firstfewdistressingdaysofthevoyage,and
Inownoticedheeyedmyeverymovement,
andasIknewhehadaspaciouscabinallto
himself,aswellasbeingahandsomemiddle
agedman,exactlythesortoffellowwhocan
pleaseathoroughlylecherousgirl,asIonly
toowellknewmyselftobe(amanoftheworld
nottoomuchusedup,isfarbetterthanany
youthfullover,thelatteristooimpetuousto
satisfy,whilsttheformerdrawsouthispleas
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uretosuchlengths,andknowssomanyde
lightfuldevicesforraisingdesireandincreas
ingexcitement,thattheymakethewomenlove
theminspiteofthemselves).
Igavehimeverypossibleencouragement,
andifeyescanspeak,plainlytoldhimwhatI
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wanted.
Whennotondutyhecontinuallyattached
himselftome,playeddraughtswithme,or
broughtoutbooksformetoread,amongst
others,"MothsbyOuida."
TheeveningafterleavingGibraltarIwas
readingondeck,tilljustasitwasgettingdusk
Ifoundhimbymyside.
"Well,MissDeVere,(thatwasthenameI
hadassumed),whatisyouropinionofOuida
asanauthoress?"
"Ah,CaptainBeard,youmustbeanaughty
mantogivemesuchabooktoread,thereisvery
littlelefttotell,andthatcanbeimagined!"I
replied.
"I'msureit'sahighlyproperbook."
"Then,sir,I'msureyouhaveworseinyour
cabinlibrary,howIshouldliketohavearum
magetherewhenitisyourwatchondeck,"I
saidlaughingly.
"Hem!sothat'syouropinion,isit,MissDe
Verewell,IwilltellyouinconfidencethatI
haveareallynaughtybook,called"FannyHill,"
whichanoldmaidenlady,Ioncehadfora
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passenger,leftbehindinhercabin,andthe
stewardessbroughtittomeofcourse,Itold
Mrs.RobinsthatIshouldburnit,butitwas
toogoodtobedestroyed."
"Forshame,sir!Mindnoonehearsyou
tellingme,butyoureallyhaveexcitedmycur
iositycaptain,andyouknownothingisscandal
ousunlessfoundout,"Isaid,archly."Now,
couldn'tyoulendmethatbooktoread?Sub
Rosa,ofcourse!"
"Why!"heejaculated,withalaugh,"Ican
lendyou'SubRosa'itself,itisamagazine,but
onlythefirstthreenumbershavecomeout
yet,thereisahitchofsomesortaboutthepubli
cation,youknowthatsortofthingoftengets
seizedbyhepoliceinEngland,itisratherfree
andfunny,butnothingcomparedto'The
Pearl'."
"'ThePearl,'what'sthat,abook?"
"Yes,themostextraordinarymagazineever
broughtoutinparts,Ihaveitcompleteforthe
eighteenmonthsitcameout,platesandall,but
it'stoobadforayoungladytolookat."
"Whatanaughtymanyouaretomention
things,andsayImustn'tseethem,butImust
sir!I'mnotafraid,andcantakecareofmy
self,still,captain,dear,Imightperhapsgoas
farasakiss,ifyoupromisetobehaveyourself
nowwillyouletmeseethem?"
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"Yes,dearMissDeVere,ifyoucanguess
CHRISTMASANNUAL109
thatriddle,youcanreaditbythebinnacle
lamp,butIknowyouwon'tbeabletoanswer
it."
Hegavemeaslipofpaper,whichItooktothe
light,andreadasfollows:
ARIDDLE.
Letitiahasalargeone,andsohascousinLuce,
Elizahasasmallone,thoughlargeenoughforuse
Achildmayhavealittleoneenclosedwithinaclout
Infact,allfemaleshaveone,nogirlisbornwithout
Butmen,norboys,norbucks,norbear,norram,waseverknown
Tohaveoneeitherlargeorsmall,torightlycallhisown
Allfowlshaveonenotcocks,ofcourseandthoughprolificbreeders,
Thefactthatfishhavenoneisknowntopiscatorialreaders.
Hermaphroditeshavenone,mermaidsareminustoo,
NellGwynnepossessedadoubleshare,weread,ifbooksaretrue.
Lasciviousnesstherehasitssource,harlotstheiruseapply,
Withoutitlusthadneverbeen,andevenlovewoulddie.
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'Tisusedbyallinnuptialbliss,incarnalpleasurefound,
Destroyitlifebecomesextinct,theworldhasbutasound.
Beneathasoftandglossycurl,eachlasshasoneinfront,
Tofinditonananimal,youatthestemmusthunt.
Nowtellmewhattheobjectis?butpausebeforeyouguessit,
Ifyouaremother,maid,orman,Iswearyoudon'tpossessit!
"Youimpudentman,togivemesuchathing
asthattoguessat,ofcourseit'stoobadtomen
tion!"Isaid,runningbacktowherehesat.
"Ha!ha!helaughed."Itisquiteharmless,
andasinnocentaspossible,ofcourseevery
bodythinksitssomethingdirty,butcan'tyou
seeit'sonlytheletterL?"
"Butyouwon'tdeprivemeofthesightof
yourcuriositiesofliterature,becauseIcouldn't
guessthatseeminglyruderiddle?"
"Youaresuchadearyounglady,Ihaven't
thehearttorefuse,butyouknowit'sawfully
imprudent,evenwithanoldfellowlikeme,
whohastosetagoodexampletoallthepassen
gersandcrew,whyiftheyoncethoughtme
eventheslightestbitimmoralIshouldhaveto
giveuptheship,itwouldnotbethoughtsafefor
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singleladiesoryoungwives,withouttheirhus
bandstogoinmyvessel.Luckily,wehave
nogamblersonboard,(theyoftensitupall
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night,andspoileverychanceofevenaninno
centlark),aftereleveno'clocktherewon'tbe
asoulstirring,youcanthenslipintomycabin,
andlookatthebooksandpicturesIwillleave
onthetable,mywatchisn'tuptilltwelve,then
Icanjoinyouandexplainanythingyoumight
liketoknow.DearMissDeVere,youhave
mademyheartallofaflutter,onlytothinkof
thekissyoupromise,Imustleaveyoutillthen,
ortheymaysayI'mhavingaflirtationwith
you,aurevoir!"
OnpleaofaheadacheIkeptondeck,anddid
notretireatthesametimeasMdlle.Zaraand
theothertwoyoungladieswhooccupiedour
cabin,andassoonasIfoundallclear,slipped
intothecaptain'sroom,whichwasamostcom
fortablyfurnishedplace,roomy,withagood
sizedtableunderabrilliantswinginglampat
oneside,whilstattheotherwashisberthwith
thecurtainscloselydrawn.Severalsmall
books,withveryunpretendingcovers,layupon
thetable,andatonceattractedmyattention,
soIsatdownforagoodlookoverthem.The
firstItookuphadacuriousfrontispieceofa
gentlemanholdinghiscockedhatpartlyinfront
ofalaughingface,whilsthisopenbreeches
exposedthedelightoflifeinallitsrampant
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gloryanextraordinarythrillpassedthrough
mywholeframeasIcaughtsightofit,and
causedmetoexclaimtomyselfalmostsotto
voce,"HowIshouldliketoseetherealthing
atthismoment!"
"Youhaveyourwish,darling!"someone
saidinreply,whichgavemequiteastart,asI
thoughtitmustbeoneoftheyoungofficersor
apassenger,buttomygreatastonishmentthere
wasthecaptaingettingoutofhisberth,and
nothingbuthisshirttocoverhisnakedness.
"Whatafairyyoumustbe,MissDeVere,you
wished,and,Presto!hereitis,allaliveand
real!"asheraisedhisshirttoexposeafine
lookingladies'toytomyastonishedgaze.
"Pray,sir,forheaven'ssake!coverupthat
awfullydreadfullookingthing!"Isaidina
loudwhisper.
"It'sonlythattoanoldmaid,nottoadelight
fullyvoluptuousmindedprettygirlasIguess
youtobe.Darling,youcan'tlookmeintheface
andsaytruthfullythatyouareastrangerto
thedelightsofsexualintercourse?"
"No,captain,Idon'twishtopretendtosuch
squeamishmorality,accordingtomycodeof
moralsloveisverynice,andaproperthingto
indulgeinbetweendiscreetpeople,andisonly
immoralandscandalouswhenfoundout.I
wouldneverhaveencouragedyou,asIknow
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Ihave,hadInotbelievedyoutobeaverypru
dentmanwithareputationtopreserve."
"YourremarksshowmorewisdomthanI
shouldhaveexpectedinonesoyoungbesides,
doyounotfindthatwemiddleagedmenofthe
worldknowbetterhowtopleasetheladies,and
prolongthepleasurethanyoungmenoryouths
whoaresoimpetuousthateverythingisover
almostbeforeyoubegintorealiseitspleas
ures.Thisis'FannyHill,'thecelebratedbook
thateverybodyhasheardof,butsofewseen,
becauseitissodifficulttopurchase,asshop
keeperswhorisksellingsuchbooksareliable
totwoyearsimprisonment,"hesaid,takinga
bookfromthetableanddrawingmeonhislap
onthecouch,attheendofthecabin,whereIsat
onhiskneeasheturnedovertheleaves,and
pointedoutallthevarietyofenjoymentde
pictedinthenumerousandlusciousplates.
Mywholeframequiveredwithemotion,and
Icouldfeelhisfrightfullystiffaffairthrob
bingundermybottomasIsatonhislap,and
hardlyresistedhisbusyhands,astheywere
rapidlyunfasteningeverypartofmydress.
MyheaddroppedonhisshoulderasIwhis
peredfaintly,"Oh,doletmego,itistoobadto
haveletmeseesuchthings!"YetInevermade
anyefforttogetawayfromhimhegluedhis
lipstomine,andtippedthevelvetsodelight
fullythatmytongueinvoluntarilyresponded
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tothelovingchallenge,andatthesamemoment
ablissfulshudder,whichranthroughmybody,
musthavelethimknowthatthecriticalmo
menthadarrivedinspiteofmyself.
"MyGod,darling,Ihavemadeyoucome!"
hesaid,layingmegentlybackonthesofa,"I
mustkissyoutillyoucomeagain,andsuckup
everydropofthepearlynectarofloveasitdis
tilsfromthepetalsofyourrosebud."
AlmostquickerthanIcanwriteithehad
turnedupmyskirtsandfoundthecriticalspot,
mylegsopenedmechanicallyatthefirsttouch
ofhislascivioustongue,asIfeltitattheentrance
ofmycrack.
Goodheavens!howhetickledmyclitoris,as
Icameagainandagain,myverysoulseemed
tomeltintohismouth,underthecombined
titillationofhistongue,fingersandlongbeard,
whichlast,byitsfrictiononthelipsofmyslit,
addedconsiderablytomyexquisitepleasure.
AtlastIbeggedhewouldgetupandletme
havehimintheorthodoxfashion,buthefirst
divestedhimselfofhisshirt,thenpulledoff
everythingfrommetillIwasasnakedashe
was,thenthrowinghimselfuponme,hismouth
soughtnotmylips,butthelittlestrawberrynip
plesofmysmallfirmorbsoflove.Theraven
ousmannerinwhichhesuckedandalmost
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devouredthemwassoexcitingthatIthrewmy
legsoverhisbuttocks,andwithmyrighthand
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tookholdofhismodestaffairwhichhadbeen
restingandpalpitatingonmybelly,asifafraid
togonearmyVenus'swrinkle.
HowIburnedtofeelitinsideme,hisardent
attentionstomytittiesshotsuchaflameof
desiretotheverytipsofmytoesthatitwasim
possibletodelayanylonger.Myhandplaced
theheadtomyslit,andaslightupwardheave
ofmybottomsheathedittothehiltatonce,as
hewasnotbig,andmyplentifulemissionshad
solubricatedthepassage.
Bothofusseemeddrivenintoalustfulfury
bythepreviouslongandlovingdalliance,the
Roodgateswereopened,andmycopiousemis
sionsodelightedhimthatIwasquiteafraid
hiscriesofextasywouldbeheardbysomeone.
"Youdarling,youlove!Howdelicious,you
makemecomeinamoment!MyGod!there
itis!Forheaven'ssakedosomethingtome
pinchmeputyourhandonme.Ahah!
Ah!!I'mdonefor,love"ashealmostfainted.
Afterthiswehadsomechampagne,then
producingalightswitchofbirch,nothingwould
pleaseMmbutImustwhiphisbottomwithit,
eventhoughImadetheskinlookquiterawand
scratchedallover.Itbothamusedandex
citedme,andIwasamplyrepaidformytrouble,
bytheincreasedardourthisessenceofbirch
seemedtoinstilintohim.
Itwasnearlydaylightbeforeheallowedme
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toleave,andwerepeatedourrevelsthetwo
followingnights,andwhenIwentashoreat
MaltaheinsisteduponmytakingallIwished
forofhiseroticcollectionofbooksandpictures.
Thecaptainisoneofmybestfriends,and
regularlystaysatmyhouseeverytimeheis
homefromavoyage.
IonlyhadonechanceoffunatMalta,andthat
waswithanobleyoungmiddy,aboutmyown
age,whoIthoughtwouldaffordmegreatpleas
ure,andaccordinglyallowedhimtotakeme
foradrive,andenjoyedaveryconsiderable
amountofalfrescoloveduringtheexcursion.
MynextmovewastoNaples,thentoRome
andFlorence,andontoFranceviaGenoaand
Turin.
AttheHolyCityIhadanadventurewith
acardinalatamaskedball,butwhenwecame
tothepointIfoundmyoldloverwasactuallya
eunuchandincapableofsexualintercourse,
muchashedesiredit,infactitseemsthatthese
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emasculatedbeingsaremadlydesirousofcom
ingatwomen,althoughtheyknowtheymust
failatthecriticalmoment.However,mylov
ingtoilandsubmissiontohiskissesandcaresses
werewellrepaidbythepresentationofamag
nicentparureofdiamonds,asIhadindulged
theoldlecherforseveraldays.
LeavingLyonsbyrailwayforParis,Idropped
inforalaughableadventure.Ihadthree
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travellingcompanions,ayoungdarkIndian
gentleman,andtwoFrenchmen,theformer
whocouldspeakEnglishquiteengrossedmeto
himself,andIwasmuchamusedbytheremarks
ofthetwonativesofFrance,astheythought
Ididnotunderstand,andevidentlydidnotcare
ifmyblackamoordid.
"Don'tyouseeshe'sgameforit,onlyhe'sin
theway?Whatalasciviouseye.Mondieu!
howshemakesmestand,whenshetwistsabout
asshelaughswhatalovelyandgracefulTour
nure.FancyhavingsuchanEnglishdarling,
etc."
Allalonewiththesethree(IhadsentMdlle.
ZaraontoParistosecureapartments),of
courseIresolvedinmymindwhomIlikedbest.
Withreturninghealthmythoughtswereget
tingmorepracticalandbusinesslike.Theblack
thoughhandsomewasrepulsivetome,onthe
otherhandthetwoFrenchmenwerehandsome,
vigorouslookingfellows,justsuchaswouldtake
awantonwoman'sfancy.
MysupposedignoranceofFrenchwasan
advantageIresolvedtomakethemostof.
AteverystoppingplaceIhadthreeobsequi
ouscavaliers,theFrenchmencouldspeak
alittleEnglish,andpressedmetogowiththem
totheGrandHotelatParis,andtheywouldpay
allexpenses,assuringmetheywereindepen
dentgentlemen,whichonarrivalattheSouth
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EasternterminusIagreedtodo,declininga
similarinvitationfromtheIndian,andwishing
him"Aurevoir"justtoairmylittleFrench.
Atthetabled'hote,andintheeveningtothe
theatre,mynewfriendswereallcompliments,
andlittledoubleentendresinbrokenEnglish,
andwhenIfinallypartedwiththemforthenight
itwaswithgreathopesofseducingmeontheir
side,whichIhadcarefullyfannedallthewhile
theywerewithme.
Boltingthedoorcarefully,asIfanciedthey
mightbeboldenoughtotakethelibertyofin
trudingonmyprivacy,Iproceededtoundress
andhaveabath,whichIhadorderedtobepre
paredintheroom.OnceortwiceIfanciedI
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heardasuppressedsighorsomeonebreathing
intheroom,andthoughtthatwhoeverthey
were,thesightwoulddothemgood,andittickled
myfancytothinkwhatarampagiousstatethe
sightofmynakedfiguremightdrivetheminto.
Adeepersighthanusualdrewmyattention
tothebed,certainlytherewasapersoninit,
andmovingtoo.Quickasthoughtandnaked
asIwas,Irushedacrosstheroom,andpulling
offthebedclothes,therelaymyIndianinthe
veryactofemission,Ihadcaughthimwithhis
handsuponhimself,enjoyingthesightofmy
bathingandhismasturbationatthesametime.
"Dearlady,forgiveme,yourcharmsmade
medesperateandwhenyoupreferredthose
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twocanailleofFrenchmentome,anIndian
prince,Iresolvedtohaveyouinspiteofall.I
candoanythinghere,asIpayformyroomsin
thehotelalltheyearround.Jumpintobedas
youare,don'tputonyourenviousnightche
mise!"
"Notwithablackman,nomoneyshalltempt
mebeoff,orI'llringforhelp!"Iexclaimed.
"Everywomanhasherprice,andyoursshall
bediamonds,"helaughed."See,Iwillplace
thisneckletaroundmystandingPriapus,and
yourownhandmustremoveitandthenany
thingelseyoumaywishforshallbeyours."
Toogoodtoberefusedandresolvedtomake
themostofsuchaCroesus,Igotintobedbyhis
side,andtakingmyhandkerchiefwipedand
kissedhisaffairasItookpossessionofthe
guerdonoflove,thenkneelingoverhisfaceI
presentedmylonginggaptohislipsforhimto
kiss,andshallneverforgethowhesuckedand
thrustinhistongue,itwasthelongestIever
knewamantohave,thewarmbathhadso
warmedandpreparedmeforpleasurableex
citement,thatIfellbackinextasyalmostin
amomentafterfeelingthelascivioustouches
ofthatelectrictongue,thismadehimfurious
withlust,hesprangupandthrewhimselfupon
mewithalltheimpetuosityofhisnature.His
lovedartentered,it611edandcontinuedtoswell
upinsidemyvaginainsuchanextraordinary
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manner,thatIhadneverfeltanythinglikeit
before.Ifhisarmshadnotencircledmelike
avice,Icouldnothavegotawayfromhim,he
couldneitherpushfurtherorwithdraw.He
kissedme,andthrusthistongueintomy
mouth,tillIcouldscarcelygetmybreath,while
bothourbodiestrembledwithemotion,andI
couldfeelaconstantlyrecurringemissionfrom
himeveryfewminutes.
Howlongthislasteditisimpossibletosay,
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forIfainted,andwhenIcametomyselfshould
havebeensureitwasonlysomefrightfulnight
mare,butforthecasketanddiamondnecklet,
besidesarouleauofnoteswhichIfoundonthe
dressingtable.
AtdejeunerIwasjoinedbymytwoFrench
men,andheardonetelltheotherthattheonly
waytogetmewastomakemedrunk,sothey
invitedmetotakewineintheirapartments,
buttheylittlereckonedtheywouldmeettheir
match,asIslylyemptiedeveryglassunder
thetable,andjoiningthemineverytoast,at
lasthadthesatisfactionofseeingbothofthem
underthetable,whereIleftmyloverswho
hadgotthroughonehundredandfiftyfrancs
worthofwinetonopurpose.
ThenightIspentwithmyIndianprince,and
experiencedthesamedelightfullyawfulsensa
tions,andagainmetmyFrenchmenatdejeu
nerinthemorning.Onenowplainlytoldthe
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otherthatmoneywasmyobject,observing,
"giveheronethousandfrancsofournotes,"
withaslylaugh,whichmademeatoncesuspect
theywereescrocsorcardsharpers.Afterthe
repastoneofthemescortedmetothedrawing
room,andfindingourselvesalone,threwhim
selfonasofabymyside,andcoollytakingout
hisJohnThomasinastandingstate,toldmeit
wastheyesterday'schampagnehadsoheated
himhemusthaveme.
"Whatajoke,Monsieur,butperhapsImight
fortheonethousandfrancsyourfriendtoldyou
tooffermethatis,iftheyaregenuine!"Ire
pliedlaughinglyinFrench.
"Mafoi,andyouunderstoodallwehave
talkedabout,butlook,mynotesaregenuine!"
ashehandedmeafivehundredfrancnote
"Look,IhavemorelikeitassoonasI'veenjoyed
you,"hesaid,holdingthecaseopenformeto
putitbackwithitscompanionsbutinsteadof
doingsoIabstractedanother,whichIsawin
amomentwasaflashone.
"Ha!that'showyouwouldserveme,isit,
youcheatbegonethisinstant,orIwillinform
thehotelpeopleofyourcharacter.Goquietly
andIshallonlyretainthegenuinefivehundred
francstopaymyhotelbill.Butfordecency's
sakeputawaythatshamefacedaffairofyours
seehisdroopinghead,youmightwalkoutwith
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itproudly,butlikethatnowomanwouldsee
itwithoutdisgust."
Thatwastheendofthem,theysneakedaway
fromthehotelwithoutsettlingtheirbill,but
myIndianNabobpaiditforthem,andkept
soclosetomeduringmystayinParisthatI
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didn'thaveachanceofanotheradventure.He
wantedme,asatravellingcompanion,butbe
ingenrichedtotheextentofover60,000and
myjewellery,IthoughtofreturningtoLondon
andpersuadedhimtotakeMdlle.Zara,having
firstmadeabargainwiththatmercenary
youngladytoshareallprofitsaslongashekept
her,whichhasbroughtmeinquite5,000a
yeareversince.
Inspiteofallmygoodfortunemyaversion
tothetyrannyofahusband,andmynaturally
wantonnatureimpelledmetocontinueagay
life.
OnthejourneytoLondonIpickedupahand
someofficeroftheGuards,who,whenwe
startedfromDover,securedafirstclasscom
partmenttoourselvesinthemailexpressto
Victoria,andcompensatedhimselfbyagood
oldfashionedEnglishfkontheseatofour
carriage,declaringtheFrenchwhoreswere
damnableincomparisontoamodestEnglish
girl,whichIpassedmyselfofffor.Ipleased
himso,andallowedhimtokisseverything,
andsocastmyglamouredspellaroundhim,
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thaterewereachedtownIhadthepromise
ofanestablishmentatKenningstontobefurn
ishedathisexpense,whilewestayedatthe
GrandHotel.Inaweekitwasready,andI
tookupmyabodehere,butmyguardsmanwas
toohotevenformywantonconstitution,there
washardlyabed,table,couch,orchairbuthe
wouldhavemeuponitgowherehewouldthe
fgmaniawasuponhim,especiallyifhe
sawafreshpieceoffurnituretohavemeupon.
Pianoswerehisespecialdelight,tomountmy
posteriorsuponthekeys,andeithersuckor
fkmeinthatposition,wasthegreatestpleas
urehecouldhaveinfact,itwasastanding
jokeamongsttheofficersofhiscorpsabout
"pianosgettingoutoftimesosoon,where
Capt.Somervillehadhisstrumuponthem."
Besidesthishewassoawfullyjealousmy
lifebegantobemiserable,sothatatlastwhen
oneday,furiouslycomplainingofmyflirtation,
heaskedmeifIwastiredofhim."Yes,certain
ly,"Ireplied,"andthesooneryougivemeup
thebetter!"
Hisfeelingsweresohurtthatheinstantly
wrotemeachequefor1,000,andtoldmeI
mightkeepthehouseandshiftformyself.
ThisexactlysuitedtheplansIhadbeenmark
ingoutformyselfassoonasIcouldgetquitof
him,withoutapparentlyactingwithpalpable
ingratitude,
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Youaretoowellacquaintedwiththedoings
inmyhouseformetogiveanaccountofmypres
entlife,butshouldyouwishforaChristmas
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partynextyear,andyouareagoodboyinthe
meantime,Imaylookupandjotdownforyour
amusementsomeofthevoluptuousadventures
whichIhaveheardof,orbeenapartyto,since
Ibecamesuchawellknownmemberofthe
DemiMonde.
ForthepresentthisistheendofVanessa.
EveryonecomplimentedSpenceronhistale,
andthentheirhostturningtoFuckatilla,said,
"Youknow,mylittledear,thetreatIpromised
youIthinkVanessa'sstoryhaswarmedmeup
forthebusinessoffivetoone,thereareonlyfour
malesintheparty,butIhaveanicedildoefor
yourcousin,andwhenEmmastrapsitonshe
willbeasgoodasaman,andlastadeallonger.
WewillallhaveasipofmymagicMoucheD'Es
pagnechocolate,whichIhavekeptinreserve
onthehob,toinvigorateusforthelastorgie
ofthenight,thentowork."
Thetinycupswerehandedround,andeven
littleNellyhadherstosiptheeffectwasin
deedmagical,eachprickinafewmoments
stoodinastateofburstinggrandeur,thegirls'
eyesRushedwithlustfuldesires.Nellywas
downonherknees,almostdevouringJackTur
dey'saffair,soravenouslydidshegamahuche
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him,asshebeggedthatashehadamoderate
sizedcockhewouldtryandmakearealwoman
ofher.
"No,no,mylittledarling!"saidBigcock,as
heexcitedlyfastenedthedildoeonCousinEm
ma,anenormousthing,aboutnineincheslong,
andthickinproportion."Youshallworkoff
yourexcitementbybirchingusallround,as
thereisnothingelseforyoutodo.Getthat
greatbunchofbirchfromthesideboard,and
payusoutwithitashardasyoucan."
Acouchwithoutabackwasplacedinthe
centreoftheroom,CousinEmmareclinedon
herback,thenFucktillaspittedherselfonthe
dildoe,tillhercuntwasdeliciouslygorgedby
thesoftfleshlikeindiarubbertoolwhichmade
herspendinamoment,assheboundedonthe
joygivinginstrument,hercousinsuckingher
bubbiesforherwithalltheabandonoflust.
FrankJonesandSpenceroneithersideplaced
theirpricksinherhandstofrig,whilstBigcock
presentedhisforhermouthtosuck,andJack
Turdeylastofalltookthepositionhesodearly
lovedauderriere,whereherevelledinthede
lightfulpleasuresofherfundamentalrosebud.
NellyRacquetnowappliedherrodwithvig
our,herrighthandswitchingthemonebyone
assheranroundthegroup,friggingherself
withherlefthandatthesametime,exclaiming
everynowandthen,"Holdtightgoit.Fuck
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away.Youwon'tletmeknowwhatit'slike,
soI'llpayyoualloutinspite.Don'tyourbums
lookpretty!I'vemadeJack'sbleed."Till
atlastshewassocarriedawaybythewanton
nessofherfeelings,shedroppedtherod,
andmountedonFuckatilla'sback,withher
bottomtoJack,whohadtopostillionherwith
hisfingerinhertightlittlearseholeasshe
screamedwithdelight.
Thisscenelastedalongtime,eachoneswim
minginlubricitytilltheeffectsoftheMouche
D'Espagnewereexhausted.
Theyhadaglassofchampagnetorevive
themselves,thenfinishedthenightbyalljoin
inginthefollowing:
CHRISTMASANTHEM.
Christmashascome!letaffectionandfolly,
RunthroughthelandfromtheNorthtothe
South,
Hangupthemistletoe,nailuptheholly,
Frolicandfunbethetalkofeachmouth,
Foreachonetoflirt,andtodrink,andtoeat
AgedandYoung,come!now,thisistheSeason,
Allhaveenjoymentmyprick"seesnorea
son,"
WhyChristmasshouldpass,andhenothave
atreat.
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Ruddyhistip,asthebrightHollymerry!
Roundarehisballs,asthePuddingsogay
Whitepearlydrops,liketheMistletoeberry,
Theyshalldistilfromhistouchholetoday.
Iwillsiptoddy,forgetworldlyscheming.
Prick!Ifeelforyouafriendshipsincere
Pledgemeinadraught,andyourtopruddybeaming,
ShallquafftheSweetCuntJuice,forChristmasishere!
Christmasishere!somyprick,whatyoufancy,
Thatyoushallhaveforyourholidayfare
FromtheblackcurlyjockofthestatelyMissNancy,
ToyoungKitty'ssweetcunt,thatcan'tboastofahair.
Come!mytailfullbosomedfairyoftwenty,
Come!littlegoldenhairedmaidenofeight,
Lookroundtheroom,therearepartnersinplenty,
ButnothinglikePrickforaChristmastimeMate!
Letthesnowfallwecarenotfortheweather,
PileupthelogsonthegaycracklingAre
ThenshallQueenCuntandKingPrickmeettogether,
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Andoursighsofenjoymentinsilenceexpire.
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Come!'tisbutonceayearlettherebeblindness,
Towhatourwarmfeelingsinclineustodo
Come,merrymaidens,andshowmyPrickkindness,
Andstraighthewillstrivetogivepleasuretoyou!
Touchwithyourhand,letyoursweettaperfingers,
Electriclikethrillhimfromrootuntotip
Thenwhilethewarmthofthatcontactstilllingers,
Caressthesweetdarlingwithtongueandwithlip.
PresstoyourbosomthenglidetoyourCunny,
Intoyourbellyhe'llpourhis"goodcheer"
"Willyouspendinmybum?""Shouldliketo,MyHoney!"
Wewilldowhatwelikenow,ForChristmasisHere!
FINIS.
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