Planet Hastings Invitational Open 2010

Date: 17th July 2010

Location: Hastings

Participants: Gregory “Management” Aldridge, Benjamin “Trophy” Gray, James

“Pub Dinner” Rolfe, Simon “St. Tropez” Diggins

Prize(s): 16cm high Incorrectly Correctly Engraved Trophy. Mars Bar(s), possibly an
egg to the chest

Forecast: Sunny, top temperature of 20°C

Itinerary:

0800 Pick-Up begins:

St. Tropez
Trophy
Pub Dinner
(Sounds of the 60s with Brian Matthew - Radio 2)
0930 Fry-Up breakfast enroute
1045 Hastings Adventure Golf
-Mini Golf Course (18 holes)
1130 Walk through town to Planet Hastings (World Cup venue)
Scout location for team lunch
1145 Tee off in front of Tim ‘Ace Man’ Davies

~1218 Pre 10th hole focus session. e.g. Yoga, jogging, pilates
1230 Fond Farewell to Tim ‘Ace Man’ Davies
1245 Be seated for lunch. Enjoy a cool pint
1345 Stroll along the seafront hand in hand to Hastings Adventure Golf
1400 Crazy Golf Course (18 holes) – Traditional Seaside Crazy Golf
1445 Drinks break and sit down
1500 Florida-style Adventure Gol f (18 holes), with landscaped gardens, 7
waterfalls, 13 fountains and even a cave to negotiate.
1600 Head to James’ ‘friends’ house.
Unpack, relax, perhaps a quick rinse around the vitals
Unknow James ‘Pub Dinner’ Rolfe presents a ‘Pub Dinner’
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What to pack:

Sleeping bag with pillow and ear plugs.

Change of clothes for evening entertainment (to include shoes for club?? – ‘Pub
Dinner’ to confirm)

Pair of clothes for Sunday travelling home.

Toiletries including dildo (single or double ended)

Towel

Uniform as follows

Essential Optional

Head wear. Cap or Visor Single glove

Funky Socks. The funkier the better, to Eye wear

be pulled up as high as possible if it’s
shorts weather. If trousers are worn they
are to be tucked into socks

Polo shirt

Rules:

A player may use any club as long as it’s a putter.

The player MUST use a course ball. All balls in the grouping should be a different
colour or easily discernible. The balls must be of the same type.

The highest possible score at any hole is 7. If after 6 shots the ball has not been
holed it is picked up immediately and a 7 is recorded on the scorecard.

The first shot at every hole is to be played from the teeing off area. The teeing off
area should be defined and agreed by all big dogs present.

All Big Dogs in the group tee off before any of the players play their 2nd shot.

When a ball comes to rest in a ditch, bunker or water hazard, it may either be
played from where it lies (where the general repositioning rules apply) or, at a
penalty of one stroke, it may be replaced on the green (in any direction) within 2
club-head lengths of the ditch, bunker or water hazard.

When a ball in play rolls back to the teeing off area and comes to rest, it can be
played from any point within the teeing off area. The original stroke is counted in
the player’s score (no extra penalty)

If requested by the player, there will be no talking or making amusing

shadows/movements once the player has approached the ball.