1. Some Basic definitions..

Engineering College : Place where you're

punished for getting good HSC marks.

Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and

wanna get some payback...

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the

canteen is...

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a

senior where the canteen is.

Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who

follows the senior to the canteen.

Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the

previous idiot.

Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any

seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster
than a fresher. NO ONE.)

Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence

is a must...only meant for sleeping,
completing assignments & general TP

Tuitions : What you take when you don't

waste enough time....

Professor : Perso! n paid to put students to

sleep.

Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of

previous individual who comes packaged with
his own brand of English ("Now you check me
our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are
you Understand, Beta?" )

Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you

watch the girls do your experiment, and
usually destroy a considerable array of lab
equipment.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which

there are no girls in your group simply look
blankly at each other, fiddle with the
equipment, and finally copy the readings.
(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....

Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper

passes and you flunk.

Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks

you attempted worth in the exam...

Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of

which come after you give the KT exam).

3. An engineer's 10 engineering
commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the
preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments
thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only
on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as
bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent
attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding
student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without
being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse
them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a
four-lettered word.

4. The Years of Engineering

F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge AllC lear, Honge
All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai
vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all
clear ek din

Top two Engineering Rumors:

'Did you hear the results are being put up
today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by
two weeks, its been put up at VJTI'

The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:

ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)

The most important criteria while

selecting an engi! neering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then
that college is engineers dream come true)

Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying
out mass transfer operations throughout the
class

The most important machine for

Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment
completion wouldn't be possible)

The most important table in an Engineer's

House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT
operations, during Night Duty.)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar
with:
Submission Queue

An Engineer's favourite watch:

Bird Watch !

Common Engineering Dialogues after a

paper:
'Wha! t is this yaar, more than 70% of the
paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire
engineering history'

5. Feeling after Completing

Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!
Fwd it to all engineers u know
!!!!!!!!! 