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A few good one

A few good one

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A few good one-liners...

1. Regular naps prevent old age...especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. A child's greatest period of grow this the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you in the front. 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. 18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

If your birthday is between«. Birthday Color > > December 23rd ~ January 1st = Red > > January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange > > January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow > > January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink > > February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue > > February 9th ~ February 18th = Green > > February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown > > February 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua > > March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime > > March 21st = Black > > March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple > > April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy > > April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver

Capable with people. soft and they can love you for the way you are. You choose love carefully and don¶t fall in love easily. You are picky but always in love«and likes being loved. ²²²²²²²²²*CREAM*²²²²²²²²² Competitive and sportive. You think and make a solution precisely and hardly make stupid mistakes. and very out going. Likes people who are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable. but can be ³moody´ at times. But once you find the right one. ²²²²²²²²*TEAL*²²²²²²²² You are mostly interested in your looks and have high standards in picking love. you don¶t let go for a long long time.> > April 21st ~ April 30th = White > > May 2st ~ May 14th = Blue > > May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold > > May 25th ~ June 3rd = Cream > > June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey > > June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon > > June 24th = Grey > > June 25th ~ July 4th = Red > > July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange > > July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow > > July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink > > August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue > > August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green > > August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown > > September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua > > September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime > > September 23rd = Olive > > September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple > > October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy > > October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver > > October 24th ~November 11th = White > > November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold > > November22nd ~ December 1st = Cream > > December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey > > December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon > > December 22nd = Teal ²²²²²²²²²±*RED*²²²²²²²²²You are the cute and lovable type. Fresh and cheerful. nice. . Don¶t like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy. You like to lead and is easy for you to make new friends.

You have negative thoughts. ²²²²²²²²²*PINK*²²²²²²²²² You are always trying your best in everything. and have a strong leadership role in relationships. You dream of a romantic relationship. it¶s hard for you to find a better love. which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other people¶s feelings. . But you are not easily satisfied. You know what to say at the right time. and don¶t like to be treated unequally. You never hide your feelings and express everything that¶s inside. and like to help and care for other people. Trusted by many people. You want to be noticed. and know what¶s right. You like to make things go your way. and you know how to treat people. ²²²²²²²²±*MAROON*²²²²²²²²You are intellegent. It¶s hard for you to find the one you want.²²²²²²²²-*GREY*²²²²²²²²± You are attractive. ²²²²²²²²²*YELLOW*²²²²²²²²² You are sweet and innocent. You are cheerful and out going. and you look for the sort of romantic love only found in fairytales. You are not really a shy person. But you can be patient when it comes to love« Once you get a hold of the right person. but mostly you are single waiting for the right person. ²²²²²²²²-*GREEN*²²²²²²²²You get along well with new people. but sometimes you can hurt people¶s feelings by your words«You like to be loved and noticed by your lover. You make good decisions and make the right choices at the right time. ²²²²²²²²-*GOLD*²²²²²²²²± You know what¶s right and what¶s wrong for you. ²²²²²²²²-*ORANGE*²²²²²²²²² You are responsible for your own actions. and active. You can brighten up people¶s day. and you have a good sense of humour. but once you find the right person. But can be selfish at times. you won¶t be able to fall in love again for a long time.

You are artistic and like to . You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times. ²²²²²²²²±*OLIVE*²²²²²²²²²You are warm and light hearted. ²²²²²²²²±*SILVER*²²²²²²²²²You are imaginative and shy. and like ³Hard to get´. And once you make a decision. you trust them for ever. But you don¶t like changes in your life. but you fall in love easily. and complain over little things. Your love life is also challenging. ²²²²²²²²²*BLUE*²²²²²²²²² You have low self-esteem and are very picky. you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is usually hard and confusing. You don¶t like violence and know what¶s right. and different. never selfish and get interested in things easily.You always have goals you look towards. ²²²²²²²²²±*LIME*²²²²²²²²²± You are calm. You go for people who are trustworthy. but you like trying new things. but once you find the right friend. ²²²²²²²²²*BLACK*²²²²²²²²²You are challenging. It¶s hard for other people to get close to you. You seem to flow well with friends and family. and have the ³guts´. ²²²²²²²²²-*PURPLE*²²²²²²²²± You are mysterious. You are kind and cheerful and don¶t envy other people easily. You learn things easily. You get jelous easily. But once you find out you can¶t get something. but easily stressed out. and forget things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. you give up and let go easily as well. ²²²²²²²²²*BROWN*²²²²²²²²² You are active and sportive. and are competitive. You can¶t get stuck into one thing. When it comes to friendships. You like to challenge yourself.but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you. you find it hard to trust someone.

You are truthful. but listen and believe other people too easily. Sometimes you also get hurt by love. You get jealous easily and you don¶t react to things easily. and like travelling. ²²²²²²²²²*WHITE*²²²²²²²²You dream and have goals in your life. and get lost in love easily. It¶s hard to find love for you. ²²²²²²²²²*NAVY*²²²²²²²²You are attractive. ²²²²²²²²²*AQUA*²²²²²²²²Your feelings change suddenly and easily. by loving with your mind. . its hard for you to forgive them. not your heart. You have a strong feeling towards everything and are very easily distracted. You are different and sometimes thought of highly by others. Once you get angry at someone. and love your life. but you let your love pass by.fall in love. You are always lonley.

GO FISH THE MOM SONG LYRICS Verse 1 If you have a stroller But you¶re still a rock and roller You¶re a mom If you¶re tired of doing dishes And you know who Elmo¶s fish is You¶re a mom If you have a lot of fun But your work is never done You¶re a mom Chorus You¶re the boss. the driver The ultimate survivor A doctor. a cooker Your man thinks you¶re a looker If you work all day But you never get paid You¶re a mom Verse 2 If you need a sick day But instead you¶re gonna play You¶re a mom If your first occupation Sounds like a sweet vacation You¶re a mom If your living room floor Looks like a toy store You¶re a mom Chorus Verse 3 If you mean the whole world To a little boy or girl You¶re a mom The Bible that you hold Can shape these little souls You¶re a mom .

... maybe there was something bad happen kot btwn us... any suggestion?? . The most desirable thing to do to her/him. well never thought of that 6.. 3. well kmkorg jrg bebenor nak kelai. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak. always jumpa almost every day masa skola dulu2.. apa owh?? well sms ada kot? ". 9..If you have the most important job in the world Then you¶re a mom 1. nothing much really... Perkara paling memorable yang dia kata pada awak? hurm. i dunno. hehe. Kalau dia kekasih awak...... Apakah hubungan awak dengan dia? he is my best buddy^_^ 2.. lmk dh x klaka.. but still keep in touch with him. hoho.. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak. Overall impression ttg dia.. awak akan. 5 impression terhadap dia? >> sweet >> a good listener >> cool jak >> nice guy >> funny. mungkin kerana.... Perkara yang paling memorable yang dia lakukan kat awak? hurm.. nice and cool hoho.. mmmm.... 4......hancurla dunia ni... dunno la." 5. mmm... entahla.... apa lgik nak bermusuh. 8. if kmi btul2 musuh. Kalau dia kekasih awak.. oh no!! never wish that would happen. 10... 7. easy to talk to.. hahahaXD. well. but now mmg dh jrg jumpa and contact. rindu mok dga sora kau.. dia perlu improve dalam. take a note for every little detail. awak akan.

hoho 15.. On contrary.:P ok here goes. thank you!! hehe^^. The character of you for yourself? an ordinary girl?? im a good listener. suka main2.. too playful 12. I know you know we girls know.....besides this is just for the sake of laughter for the girls.... he says u are IN LOVE with him..hehe. The most ideal person you want to be with? who knows me well...^^ 13.. the character you hate about you? a procrastinator -_-" i always do things/assignment/task in a very last minute. February 17.. sweet and gentle. The problems with GUYS: If you TREAT him nicely..syam -mellvyn -melin -justin err. he says u are PROUD. well i like you too. a very bad habit of mine 14.... 2009 I got this from my mail and i found most of it are so TRUE No offense in any way ait.. Ten people you tag: . demand plak aku. hehe Men are hard to please?? Tuesday... Apakah awak rasa tentang pandangan orang terhadap awak? mmm. .. If you don't. hoho trust me....11... who can be himself and accept me as who i am. tell something about them. sesapa nak buat la.. 16. For people who like you.

he is GREAT. u are like a NANNY to him. If u DONT. he says u have no BRAINS. If he SCOLDS u. If he SMOKES. If u HURT him. If u don't. If u SMOKE. it's BRAINS. IF U DO!! he says u are CHEAP. u Cannot be TRUSTED. u are too SENSITIVE! SO HARD TO PLEASE!! . u are CRUEL.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him. If u tell him your PROBLEM. If he's Smarter than u. If he SCOLDS u. If u BREAK your PROMISE. he is FORCED to do so. If u are SMARTER than him. he will try to LEAVE u. he is GENTLEMAN. If he breaks his. If he does WELL. If u do WELL in you exams. he'll lose FACE. he says u are trying to LURE him. If u ARGUE with him. he says that u don't TRUST him. he says it's LUCK. If u SCOLD him. he says u are from KAMPUNG. he says u don't love him. its because u are like a NANNY to him. he says u are STUBBORN. If he HURTS u. If u don't love him. u are BAD girl.If u DRESS Nicely. it is because he CARES for u. he says u are TROUBLESOME. If u keep QUIET.

...... but if u don't they say u are selfish.If the guys read this.... they will swear that it's not true........... ...

You are a naturally creative person. . But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. but it fades rather quickly.You Are Original and Innovative You are very open. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. and you connect with other people easily. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You are truly an original person. You are wild.. and most people can't handle you. You have a lot of enthusiasm. Success comes rather easily for you. You are very adaptable. It's easy to get you excited. You're always up to something. A true chameleon.. You communicate well. You definitely are a handful. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. and the power to carry them out. especially in business and academia. and a huge rebel. Ideas just flow from your mind. You're a strong person. crazy. You're very intense.. you are many things at different points in your life.. You have amazing ideas. and you're likely to get in trouble. You have a ton of energy. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. which can be a good or bad thing.

and quite introverted. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. Your easy going attitude brings people together. you are grumpy with other people. At times.. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are friendly. You are a seeker. Often times. honest. they don't have as much going for them as you do. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are fair. and you will succeed. smart. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You Are Intelligent and Contemplative You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. and you can influence almost everyone you know. you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. You are a natural leader. You are confident. brilliant. and strong. You never give up. But for the important things. You have the whole world under your spell. and people respect you. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. You are very intuitive and wise.. and aggressive. authoritative. You work hard not to rock the boat. and warm. and logical.. You understand the world better than most people.You are the total package . Just remember. You tend to travel often. . you strive for perfection. You are great at giving other people advice. You get along with almost everyone. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.and you have a lot of questions about life. You often find yourself restless . You are usually the best at everything . you pull it together. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. to fairly random locations. You value your time alone. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You also have a very active imagination. even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are intuitive. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem..suave. sexy. charming. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You just hope for the best in life. You often get carried away with your thoughts. and people can count on you. You get along with almost everyone. Sometimes your emotions weigh you down. and ruled by your feelings. with a complete perspective on life. You're always up to something. you pull it together. compassionate. and a huge rebel. You're very intense. you can be a bit too serious.. and most people can't handle you. but you still know how to have fun. You are solid and dependable. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. . You are a very lucky person. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You work hard not to rock the boat. You are loyal. crazy. You are loving. You also have a very active imagination. But for the important things. You are very intuitive and wise. charming. You are friendly. Your easy going attitude brings people together. And because you're so lucky. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. At times. You definitely are a handful. You like your ducks in a row. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. but you generally feel free from them. and organized. especially in the workplace. and warm. and you're likely to get in trouble. You are wild. Things just always seem to go your way. At times. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy.You are well rounded. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. orderly. You are powerful and competent. You are balanced. you don't really have a lot of worries. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are able to be a foundation for other people. You understand the world better than most people. You have a ton of energy.. you can be a little flaky and irresponsible.

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