Why English is so Hard to Learn

Why English is so Hard to Learn

A seamstress and a sewer

fell down into a sewer line.
 Why English is so Hard to Learn

After a number of
Novocaine injections, my
jaw got number.
 Why English is so Hard to Learn

At the Army base, a bass

was painted on the head of
a bass drum.
 Why English is so Hard to Learn

He could lead if he would

get the lead out.
Why English is so Hard to Learn

I did not object to the

object being moved.
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I had to subject the subject

to a series of tests.
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I shed a tear when I saw

the tear in my clothes.
 Why English is so Hard to Learn

Since there is no time like

the present, he thought it
was time to present the
present.
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The bandage was wound

around the wound.
 Why English is so Hard to Learn

The buck does funny

things when the does are
present.
Why English is so Hard to Learn

The farm was used to

produce produce.
 Why English is so Hard to Learn

The soldier decided to

desert his dessert in the
desert.
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They were too close to the

door to close it.
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When shot at, the dove

dove into the bushes.