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    Chunna and Kitkit are drinking and chatting when it starts raining outside. Kitkit doesn't want to go out in the rain to get more alcohol. Chunna tells him to turn off the light since he wants to sleep. Kitkit says the light will turn off automatically. Hasmukh then calls complaining that his daughter can't find a husband because she is short. Chunna jokingly suggests changing her name to "Mehngayi" which means "inflation" so that she grows taller quickly from the name.

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    Chunna and Kitkit are drinking and chatting when it starts raining outside. Kitkit doesn't want to go out in the rain to get more alcohol. Chunna tells him to turn off the light since he wants to sleep. Kitkit says the light will turn off automatically. Hasmukh then calls complaining that his daughter can't find a husband because she is short. Chunna jokingly suggests changing her name to "Mehngayi" which means "inflation" so that she grows taller quickly from the name.

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    Munna Bhai

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    Chunna and Kitkit are drinking and chatting when it starts raining outside. Kitkit doesn't want to go out in the rain to get more alcohol. Chunna tells him to turn off the light since he wants to sleep. Kitkit says the light will turn off automatically. Hasmukh then calls complaining that his daughter can't find a husband because she is short. Chunna jokingly suggests changing her name to "Mehngayi" which means "inflation" so that she grows taller quickly from the name.

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    Piyele hain baap..!!!

    [chunna aur kitkit pee kar tunn hain...]

    chunna- aye kitkit apun ko aur peene ka hai, ja jara jaake ek pawwa aur leke aa..

    kitkit- bhai bahar barish ho reli hai.. apun bheeg jayega..

    chunna- tere ko kaise maloom ki bahar barish ho reli hai..?

    kitkit- wo.. wo.. billi aayi thi na bhai abhi bahar se.. akkhi bheegeli thi..

    chunna- chal fir batti bujha apun ko sone ka hai..

    kitkit- bhai batti kya bujhaane ka.. aankh band karne ka, batti automatic band ho jayegi..

    chunna- kitkit tu bhot aalsi ho gela hai re.. darwaaza to band kar de baap.. koi mariz dekhega
    to kya bolega apun ko..

    kitkit- bhai do kaam apun ne kar diye,abb ek kaam to tum bhi kar sakte ho.. gudnight..

    chunna- [gusse se khada hota hai..] aaj pehle aapun teri susti door karega...[tabhi phn ring
    hota hai..]

    kitkit- [apne ko chunna ki maar se bachaate hue] bhai ghanti baji.. ghanti baji..

    chunna- kaun bachaaya re tere ko.. [phn par] hello.. chunna speeking..

    hasmukh- bhai hass mukh bol raha hun..

    kitkit- to fir itna dukhi kahe ko hai..?

    has much- bhai meri beti ki shaadi nahi ho pa rahi hai..

    chunna- apun to doctor hai, teri madad kaise kar sakta hai..?

    hasmukh- bhai meri beti sundar hai.. 10 paas hai lekin uski height kam hai.. koi pasand nahi
    karta.. aur jo pasand karta hai, wo dahez bahut maangta hai.. tum to doctor hai..
    lambaayi badhaane ka koi sasta sa upaaye batao na..

    chunna- [soch men pad jata hai] hunnnn... haan.. tu ek kaam kar uska naam badal de..

    hassmukh- usse kya hoga bhai..?

    chunna- are tu uska naam badal kar mehngaayi rakh na re.. fir dekh ek saal men wo kitna
    speed se badhti hai..

    kitkit- solid hai bhai.. solid hai!!![phone disconnect.. both laugh..]

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