A RAP

BY:
ON
KASH- IF
MY COLLEGE
LIFE

MBA me admission liya , Career

banane ko.

Mujme ek Ambani hai, Ye duniya ko

dikhane ko.
Logo ko lead karunga, International
meet karonga.

Blogging Obama se, To twittering

Madona se.

Katrina hogi girlfriend meri, To jolly

sang treat
karunga.

Future ko secure, Aur adhure

dreams complete karunga.

Ye sub soch ke, Mai 12 baje so gaya.

Pahle hi din, Mai college ko late ho
gaya.

College ke pahle din, Teachers ne

Intro dihya.
College ke doosre din, Seniors ne
Intro liya.

Intro ke naam par, Ragging li

hamari.
Seniors bole, humne sub jhela hai,
Ab beta bari hai tumahri.

Kisi ne bike chalayi, To kisi ne song

sunaya.
Kisi ne joke mara, To kisi ne mooh
banaya.

Ek ladke se bole, Kisi ladki ko

propose karo.
Result jo bhi ho, Attempt tum roz
karo.

Phir seniors aur juniors ki, Dosti ho

gayi.
Seniors ne Fresher di, Aur juniors ki
balle-balle ho gayi.

Believe it or not, Hum juniors me se,

Ek ki band buj gayi.
Are yaron jushn manao, Uski shadi
ho gayi.

Dosto ke saath, Har Sunday movie

dekhi.
Na kabhi paan-masala khaya, Maine
cigrette jalana doto se sikhi.

Almirah ki shelfs me, Books junk

mar rahi.
Boys to boys rahe, Dekho girls bunk
mar rahi.

Class chal rahi Kishori ki A.C

canteen me,
Bike pe baithkar, Chola-Samosa
with, Chai ki chuski mar rahi.

Mahiney gujar gaye, Agla din ho

jaise.
Exam date out hui, saza ki date out
hui jaise.

Scheme dekhi to, Muje subjects pata

chale.
Dosto ko khabar di, To wo duniya se
gujar chale.

Kaise karunga Economics, Kaise

banaunga Final accounts.
Kya hoga Computer ka, Kiase
karunga Quants.

Mujme aur teacher me, Hai ek

Communication gap.
Sirf canteen(Kaintin) Ethics, Hai
mere mind me mapped.

Enviroment ki phikar to kaun karta

hai,
Par kaise decide karunga Mata Pita
OR Babe (MPOB).

Exam ke baad, Jub result out hua.

Sare dost fail ho gaye, Aur maine
top kiya.

Ye dekh, Sub hairan rah gaye.

Maine ye kaise kiya, Sub poochne
lage.

Economics sikhi maine, Girlfriend ki

persistent demand se.
Final account banaya, Apne canteen
ke account se.
Computer ko master kiya, Orkutting
karke.
MSD me top kiya, Mahender Sign
Dhoni ki innings explain karke.

Ye successful formula hai, Apply

karke to dhekho.
Ye duniya tumhari hai, Apne aur
doosro ke beech.
Distancce ko divide karke to dhekho.

DISCLAIMER; This article does not

intend to hurt
anybody’ feeling.

THNKS........