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CADS REPORT
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MARCH
ISSUE 2013
Dutch and UK news oddities from both sides of our cod-less pond
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CADS Report publishes private, secret, and classified nonsense about the state of the UK and the Netherlands from anonymous news sources.
Summer of Cricket
Dutch XI vs South Africa ODI
@VRA Cricket ground (ABN AMRO International Cricket Centre) Friday May 23,2013, 11am to 7pm
Cricket Netherlands (KNCB) is delighted to announce that following negotiations withCricket South Africa (CSA) the South African Castle Lager ODI squad will be touring the Netherlands in May in preparation for the 2013 ICC Champions Trophy to be played in England and Wales during June.
We are looking forward to having some of the household names of world cricket on our doorstep and will be announcing hospitality and ticketing details shortly.
TICKETS AVAILABLEFrom Tuesday, March 5
Online tickets: http://www.kncb.nl/index.php?option=com_k2&view=ite m&layout=item&id=2498&Itemid=512 Admission for children under 14 is free for all matches. PRE SALE 25 AT THE GATE 30 1
Asil Nadir is said to be interested in staying...as long as he can use up his 500 notes 2
by WATERS
MIKE
And a major rap across the knuckles for NS. Since obtaining an OV card my expenses for Dutch rail travel have tripled. In order to understand this I had to visit the travel desk at Schiphol, which I did on the way from London last evening. They cheerfully informed me that due to system difculties, and my own learning curve of touching in and out correctly, they have managed to charge me a penalty fare of 20 Euros additional for each and every journey Ive made to date this year >>>
LORD AND LADY ALMELO Mike and Jean went to the palace, and Mike managed to recruit Princess Anne as a future guest speaker (it runs just like a London club, Maam). Note that on May 7th we are all going to the ambassadors residence for an evening reception to celebrate. He has kindly loaned us the use of his reception room for the event, and we will be sending details around shortly. Dont miss it
Last Monday, the CADS committee was invited to a reception on board HMS St Albans, which visited Amsterdam for 2 days R&R before returning to Portsmouth for her first refit. She is a type 23 frigate, a relatively small but very businesslike warship armed with both ship killing and cruise missiles. She has more punch than any of the older battleship or cruiser classes. Her principal role is submarine detection and destruction, using long towed arrays of passive sonar, backed up by active buoys dropped by her helicopter. During the reception it was noted that Anglo-Dutch trade is growing rapidly, and we are now number 3 in the rank of countries for UK exports. Is this the Nick Clegg effect? I think rather more the Paul Arkwright effect, together with his team and particularly our member Mark Ashwell. So do congratulate him when you next see him. The result is they defraud their customers, and keep it quiet unless you check. Then only refund monies at their own discretion if you write to them with the evidence using snailmail. I have offered them the use of the London Oystercard team to help them improve. In the meantime the message is clear. Dont use the OV card to travel, and if you absolutely must, then ensure you perform a 100% audit!!!