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Pittiful Police Blotter Gay proposals depend on butchness and housing location
Wednesday, October 7
Gay, Page 1
7:24 a.m.—Non-affiliate Noah
Jenkins was apprehended by -The-Closet, has never been a lesbian rela- bitches, looks like that's all I
police after stealing 50 contain- tionship that ended due to any- have to say for now. Tune in
ers of Country Time Instant In the numerous marriage thing other than the death of next week when I dis-
Pink Lemonade from the IGA proposals I've received, it al- one (or both) partners. Some- cuss...something, I'm sure.
on Forbes. Jenkins managed to ways seems to me that the more body please tell me if I'm wrong
toss all the drink mix into the butch/manly is the one who here. Love,
fountain in front of the Cathe- buys the ring. Or, it's the old What it all boils down to, Sia
dral of Learning before he was rich guy you've been screwing VBc, is what feels right for
taken into police custody. so that he buys you pretty you. I.e., when you or your Got a question that you think
things. Either way. Also, it partner has had enough to might be gay, but you’re not really
Thursday, October 8 usually has something to do drink/smoke/inject/whatever, sure, so you don’t want to make
12:46 p.m.—Pitt junior Frank with a factor I like to call one or the other will usually any sudden moves? E-mail them
Arouet called the police after "Which one has a vacation/ produce a ring of some sort to pittiful.fag@gmail.com
allegedly „being beaten, forced second home in Iowa, Vermont, (whether it goes on the finger
to commit murder, and having Connecticut, or Massachusetts." or...well, you know) and make a
[his] girlfriend turned ugly.‟ As far as I know, lesbians do clumsy speech about how much
Arouet was merely an unsus- not propose because there is no they love the other. Makes me
pecting participant of UPTV‟s need - once two lesbians begin a want to puke. Unless it's a dia-
latest show, “Candide Camera.” relationship, it lasts FOR mond. Always say yes if it's a
LIFE. To my knowledge, there diamond. Hope this helps! Well,
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