PROLOG

Naruto: Hey... don't you want to see it? It's about time.
Sasuke: What?
Naruto: You know what I'm talking about.Kakashi Sensei's...real face!
Sakura: What are you doing?!
Sasuke: That's stupid! I'm not interested. Today's mission is over,\Nso I'm
going home...
Sakura: Yeah, I agree... (Aw geez... It sounds like fun.)
Naruto: Maybe he has... lips like cod roe?
(Lips like cod roe, lips like cod roe, lips like cod roe, lips like cod roe, lips like
cod roe...)
Naruto: (Take one more push!) Or maybe a buckteeth?!
(Buckteeth?! Buckteeth?! Buckteeth?! Buckteeth?!)

TITLE
SCENE 1
Kakashi: But this is rare...
Male Ichiraku: Here you go! Thanks for waiting!
Kakashi: All three of you treating me... Snow might fall-Team 7: Great success!
Kakashi: You know what I mean?
(Repeat scene)
Male Ichiraku: Here you go! Thanks for waiting!
Kakashi: All three of you treating me... Snow might fall today? Or if it's not
that...
Team 7: Great success!
Kakashi: Maybe it's that...
(Repeat scene)
Male Ichiraku: Here you go! Thanks for waiting!
Kakashi: All three of you treating me... Snow might fall today? Or if it's not
that... are you guys up to something... or not?

Team 7 + Ichiraku Pair: Great success!

Kakashi: ... like that. Or if it's not that, are you guys up to something?
Naruto: Wh-Wh-What are you saying?!
Sakura: K-Kakashi Sensei, we're celebrating your release from the hospital!
N-Now! P-P-P-lease eat, eat!
Kakashi: All right... Then I'll eat it without hesitation.
Ichiraku Male: Thank you for waiting.
Ichiraku Female: The pork slices are our treat.
Kakashi: Thanks for the treat.
(Stares)
Ino: Oh! Sasuke... What a coincidence!
Sakura: Get away! Ino Pig!
Ino: Wha--?!
Naruto: Aw man! I can't see at all!
Kakashi: I'm finished! That was good...
Team 7: So fast!
Kakashi: Huh? Something wrong?
Sakura: N-Nothing's wrong.
Naruto: Hey!
Sakura + Sasuke: Huh?
Team 7: Wow! I'm really curious!

SCENE 3
Naruto: Hey, how did he find us out?
Sakura: Isn't it because Three are too many of us?
Naruto: If the presence is erased, the number of people shouldn't matter!
Or... have you forgotten the Jutsu? Sakura...
Sakura: That's you!
Sasuke: It will be good training to shadow him. From now on, we'll go about
it individually.

Sakura: Y-Yeah, let's just leave Naruto here!

Naruto: What?!
Kakashi: And Junko then says... "Oh, I am losing you."
Naruto: What? What? He got away...
Sakura: Clumsy as usual...
Sasuke: You idiot...
Naruto: Sorry.

Sakura: Gosh, what is Kakashi Sensei doing? He hasn't moved for such a long
time... No way!

Sakura: Sasuke! How did it go?!

Sasuke: No more shadowing.

SCENE 6
Hot Spring Woman: Please come again! Thank you for coming! Please come
again!
Aniki: Crap... I'm going do definitely defeat you, Kakashi Hatake.
Mo: But it was great that we brought spare clothes.
Ya: I wonder who took them away...Our clothes
Kakashi: All right, each of you work at your own posts. Now, break up.
Naruto: I can't stand it anymore... I have too much stress stored inside.
Sasuke: I'm almost at the end of my patience as well...
Sakura: Sasuke... actually, me too...
Naruto: Then, it's the last resort!
Sasuke + Sakura: Last resort?
Sasuke: What is this?
Naruto: Can't you see? It's Shinobi outfit.
Sakura: When did you get this ready?

Naruto: Well, well, never mind that, never mind that.

Sasuke: What do you do with this?
Naruto: We'll strip away the mask. Even if we have to use force!
Aniki: Darn Kakashi...
Ya: Boss! Look at that!
Naruto: Hey, Kakashi Hatake!
Kakashi: Hey, what are you guys up to?
Naruto: W-What are you talking about? We are simply Ninja. It is not that we
want to see what is behind your mask--!
Sakura: Fool! Don't say unnecessary things!
Aniki: That's...!
Mo: Boss! There's somebody else besides you who holds a grudge on
Kakashi!
Ya: Now is the chance!
Aniki: Right! Let's go!
Mo + Ya: Right!
Aniki: Stop right there! Kakashi! It's time for you\Nto pay for your crime! You
shall die! With this medicine I prepared\Nthat will make you cry... What?!
Kakashi: Oh, just when I thought how Ong you guys were going to sneak
around... you finally come out.
Aniki: Ah, well, you know...
Kakashi: But before that, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto! Why are you guys dressed
like that?
Naruto: Huh?! Well, yeah, so...
Sakura: (Oh no... We have to make up an explanation, whatever it is!) Caught
you! We were well aware that you three were targeting Kakashi Sensei!
Aniki: What?! Then our plot was exposed from the beginning!
Sakura: Of course! This was a trap to lure you guys out! We caught you off
guard!
Aniki: So we were completely caught in the trap. Darn! We underestimated
you, thinking it was kids!
Naruto: I never heard that story!

Sasuke: Nice, Sakura!

Kakashi: I don't quite get what's happening, but oh well...
Moya Triad: Please forgive us!
Kakashi: There's no use talking...
Moya Triad: O-Oh no!\N- S-Stop!
Aniki: It's the same as three years ago! This time, we're hung by just one
rope,combined with the same movement.
Kakashi: By the way, who are you guys?
Moya Triad: And he doesn't even remember us!

FINAL
Naruto: Hey, Kakashi Sensei.
Kakashi: Yeah?
Naruto: What is behind that mask?
Kakashi: What? You wanted to see what's behind this mask?
Naruto: Yeah!
Kakashi: Then you should have said\Nthat from the beginning...
Sakura: Well, can you show us?
Kakashi: I don't mind...
Team 7: What the--?!
Kakashi: Sure thing. All right...
Sakura: Is it like cod roe?
Sasuke: Buckteeth?
Naruto: Or a tiny mouth?
Kakashi: Behind this mask...
Team 7: Behind that mask...
Kakashi: There happens to be another mask!
Team 7: What?! What--?! What in the world is that?!