how to take over the world in a day: a myp personal project created by zhao zheng

inspired by justin, jason and meth

1) spread your propaganda

2) become smob
3) make an amendment where 1/400th districts budget become your salary
4) use that money to bribe people in creating you the maryland smob
5) become the maryland smob
6) put your propaganda into the curriculum
7) brainwash people
8) take 1/500th of marylands budget
9) send 49 students to each state besides maryland
10) send students to dc and the territory as well
11) make them smob of that state by bribing even more people
12) brainwash the united states
*deport them from earth if necessary
13) wait for it
14) wait for it
15) wait for it
16) wait for it
17) have everyone elect you president
18) kill check and balances
19) start taking over other countries
20) brainwash them too
21) let the propaganda spread
22) take over every single country
^nuke them if necessary
23) make every text comic sans font
24) get a really smart scientist*
*a really smart group of scientist**
**a really really smart group of scientist***
***a really really really smart group of scientist
25) force them to find a way to make everyone 15 years younger
26) make everyone 15 years younger

tada

yea