Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2010 22:54:51 +0530

Subject: Chinese Philosophy 2

From: kirand26@gmail.com

Chinese Philosophy
How Tru e!

沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。
When withou t money , k eep p igs;
When hav e money, k eep d ogs.

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。
When withou t money , eat wild v ege at home ;
When hav e money, eat same wild v ege in f ine restau rant.

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。
When withou t money , rid e bicy cle;
When hav e money, rid e exercise machine.

沒錢的時候, 想結婚；
有錢的時候, 想離婚。
When withou t money , wish to get married;
When hav e money, wish to get d iv orced.

沒錢的時候, 老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候, 秘書兼老婆。
When withou t money , wfi e becomes secretary ;
When hav e money, secretary becomes wfi e.
 沒錢的時候, 假裝有錢；
有錢的時候, 假裝沒錢。
When withou t money , act lik e rich man;
When with money, act lik e p oor man.

人 啊，都不講實話：
Man, O Man, nev er tells the tru th:

， 在玩；
， ；
Say s sharemark et is bad bu t k eep s sp ecu lating;
Say s money is ev il bu t k eep s accu mu lating.

， ；
， ；
Say s women are trou ble- mak ers bu t k eep s d esiring them;
Say s high p ositions are lonely bu t k eep s wanting them.

， 戒；
， 去! ! !
Say s smok ing & d rink ing is bad bu t k eep s p artak ing;
Say s heav en is good bu t ref u sed to go.

鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；
I n the ru ral area, chick en calls man awak e;
I n the cities, man calls f or chick ens.

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
I n the p ast, f amou s actresses will not sell their bod ies;
Now, actresses will sell their bod ies to become f amou s

人生是什麼?
What is life about?
 1
At one, YOU are the top p riority

10
At ten, acad emic excellence is the top p riority

20
At twenty, getting d ates is the top p riority

30
At thirty, a good career is top p riority

40
At f orty, k eep ing y ou r body in shap e is top p riority

50
At f if ty, beating others at mahj ong is top p riority

60
At sixty, k eep ing up is top p riority

時 常常 健忘 70
At sev enty, remembering something is top p riority

80
At eighty, mov ing arou nd is top p riority

90
At ninety, k nowing d irections is top p riority

100
At 100, hav ing y ou r p ortrait on the wall is top p riority!

祝大家愉快，好好做人!
Wishing y ou all happ iness! Be good!
--
Past is Experience!
Present is Experiment!
Future is Expectation!
Use your Experience in your Experiment to achieve your Expectations!