+ News Broadcast Script

News Anchor1: Good evening, this is the KFCE studios.

BREAKING NEWS! Is water denser than

air? Some scientists believe that the chemicals in the water
in Lake Loch Ness make water less dense than air. We go to
Richard Nixon in the field.

Reporter1: Thank you Colin as you can see I am standing at

the bottom of Lake Loch Ness. Up above me are untold
amounts of water. Here with me is an eye witness to this
catastrophe.

Eye witness: Hi ya I was sittin’ here feshin’ in me boat

when oll of a sunnen the water started to float upward wit
me and me boat on top. It took the lads up in that wayward
helicopter 2 hours to get me out.

Reporter1: Well I think that should give you a good picture

of what happened here, now back to you in the KFCE
Studios.

News Anchor1: We have with us right now in the studio

two experts on hydrology the study of water.

Reporter2: Now for the opinion from our first expert Johan
Sebastian Bach.
Johan Sebastian Bach: I have never seen anything like this
in 2,000 years and I am only 35. This is very extraordinary,
a couple other scientists and I have taken samples from
every body of water and have found no difference from that
of Lake Loch Ness.

Reporter2: Very interesting, we have another scientist that

might disagree with you.

Harry Truman: The water may have a deadly chemical

Lake Loch Ness but not enough to raise the water.

Reporter2: Well I think that that sums it all up back to you

Chuck Norris.

Anchor2: Well thank you for tuning into KFCE Studios

GOOD NIGHT.