“The Truth Will Set You Fee” October 24, 2000x

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Friend Accidentally
Locks Girl, 5 in
Washing Machine
A 5-year-old girl from
Pasadena, Texas was taken to
the hospital Tuesday after
police say she was locked in a
washing machine. For several
minutes the child was trapped
in the washing machine on
high speed at Lee’s Washing
Tub. The girl crawled into the
machine and a friend
accidentally locked the door.
HERO DETECTIVES SURVIVE
The girl is expected to make a
full recovery. MINE EXPLOSION!
Tragedy rocked Mouncer yesterday as several detectives
Huge Dinosaur investigating inside the Vinci Mines met a unfortunate fate. The
Skeleton Unearthed mines, after years of neglect collapsed due to a unknown cause as
of this time. Our sources report signs of a explosion at the Mine,
Scientists have unearthed the
we can not currently independently verify these reports. Long
skeleton of one of the most
massive land animals of all
time consultant of the Mouncer PD
time.
Richard Grey passed away from injuries
The specimen Dreadnoughtus sustained in the collapse of the mine.
schrani is exceptionally The detectives in the mine heroically
complete. "It´s a really saved several homeless squatters who
important discovery. The
were in the mine at the time of
glimpses we have of those
collapse. They survived with few
giant, giant dinosaurs are
injuries. An investigation is currently
pretty fleeting.´
underway into the mine collapse and to
search for more victims of the collapse.
Recreation of explosion!