If I were a man, if I were a woman

if I were a woman, I would drink like a crazy.

If I were a woman, I would drive like a crazy.

If I were a woman, I would drive drunk.

If I were a woman, I would believe that I am better for the

guys

If I were a woman, I would say bad words.

If I were a woman, I wouldn´t be stingy.

If I were a woman, I could do several things at once.

If I were a woman, I wouldn’t play with the feelings of a man.

If I were a woman, I would always lower the toilet lid.

If I were a woman, I would be constant in a relationship