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Aarti Motiani
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EXT. OUTSIDE THE GALLA- EVENING
6.30 PM
PARITOSH
Hey, bro. Give me a cigarette.
GALLEWALA
Hindustani hokar bhi, angreji me baat
karte ho.
PARITOSH
Bhaiya, ek cigarette dijiye
GALLEWALA
18 rupaye.
PARITOSH
Aap kitne saalon se cigarette bech
rahe ho?
GALLEWALA
(proudly)
21 saal ho gaye janaab.
PARITOSH
21 saalon me kitne log aapke yaha se
cigarette lete thhe isliye mare?
GALLEWALA
Yeh kya sawal hai? Koi bhi nahi mara.
PARITOSH
(smokes)
Hmm. Sad!
GALLEWALA
(intimidated)
Naye lagte ho!
PARITOSH
Haan kuch din pehle hi shift hua.
GALLEWALA
Sheher ke lagte ho
PARITOSH
Haha! Kuch bol nahi sakte
(leaves)
GALLEWALA
Kya matlab?
PARITOSH
Kabhi aur bataunga.
leaves.
8 PM
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(to the gallewala)
Aur kaise haal chaal hai? Ek sutta de
de. Last time jo khabar di thhi woh
sach nikli. Jail me hai woh abhi.
GALLEWALA
(Gives him the cigarette)
Bas apki kripa hai. Maine aapko bola
thha na sahab.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Haha! Aur kya chal raha hai aaj kal?
GALLEWALA
Bas sahab yahi, dhandha.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Firse toh koi jhagda nahi hua na? Koi
Khabar? Bas aisehi police ki madad
karte rehna.
GALLEWALA
Jhagda toh nahi sahab, par ek ajeeb sa
aadmi roz sham ko 6 baje aata hai.
Sheher me naya lagta hai.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Achcha, kaha rehta hai?
GALLEWALA
Pata nahi sahab. Par kuch toh gadbad
lagti hai
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Tum zyada soch rahe ho.
GALLEWALA
Nahi sahab, bahot ulti seedhi baatein
karta hai
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Theek hai, kal dekhta hu.
GALLEWALA
Ji Sahab, salaam.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Salaam. Khaate me likh lena
(leaves)
GALLEWALA
(to himself)
huh! Kuch bhi, khaate me likhte likhte
7 saal ho gaye.
Day 2-6 PM
PARITOSH
Sutta de do, bhaiya
GALLEWALA
Kaunsa du?
PARITOSH
(angrily)
Arrey bhul gaya kya, roz toh leta hu.
GALLEWALA
Sahab, shant ho jaiye. Aapki tarah roz
bahot log aate hai.
PARITOSH
Gawaar logo ki kami nahi hai iss desh
me.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(In a casual attire)
Kya hua bhaiya? Itna kyu chila rahe ho
PARITOSH
Tu kya beech me aa raha hai bey?
Khatam kar dunga yahi ka yahi.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Naam kya hai tumhara?
PARITOSH
Paritosh Chatterjee
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Kaha rehte ho?
PARITOSH
Apne ghar me
(laughs)
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(angrily takes out his ID card)
Police! Pehle toh kabhi nahi dekha
tumhe yaha?
PARITOSH
(in a mellowed down tone)
Abhi recently shift hua hu sir.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Bahot hoshiyari hai tujhey? Nikalu kya
bahar.
PARITOSH
Sorry, sir. Thoda work stress ke vajah
se frustrated rehta hu. Aur kuch nahi.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Dusri baar shaanpanti dikhaya na,
andar kar dunga seedha
PARITOSH
Arrey sir, nahi hoga sir.
(to the gallewala)
Kitna hua bhaiya?
GALLEWALA
20 rupaya
PARITOSH
Yeh lo!
(leaves)
GALLEWALA
Dekha, bola thha na aapko, pagal aadmi
hai ekdum. Marne maarne ki hi baatein
karta hai.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Dusri baar aisa kuch kare toh seedha
phone karna mujhey.
GALLEWALA
Ji Sahab.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Pandey, 3 naye wanted logo ke fax aaye
hai, notice board pe lagade.
HAWALDAR PANDEY
Ji Sahab
POLICEMAN
Kaun kaun hai zara dikhana.
POLICEMAN
(Looks at the pictures one after
the other.)
Isme se koi bhi criminal nahi dikhta.
Sab ke sab shaatir hai saale. Yeh lo
laga lo.
(hands over the photos to the
hawaldar)
"Wanted"
"Partho"
HAWALDAR PANDEY
Ji sahab!
(gives thhose photos)
yeh lo
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(rapidly looks at the photos and
comes across a photo, it
resembles with Paritosh's face)
Abey yaar!
(beats the table and shouts)
Kamble lag jaa kaam pe. Pata laga iske
baare me. Pune police station me phone
kar, pata laga. Yeh saala meko kal
galle pe mila thha, aur naam
'Paritosh' bataya.
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Ji Sahab! Right away.
7 hours later.
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Sahab! Aisa hote huye toh pehle kabhi
nahi dekha.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Kya naya laya hai bata.
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
(explains something to him, the
volume is on mute, it looks like
they are trying to figure
something out from all the
necessary data and given
documents)
Jake hi pata lagega sir
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Theek hai mai chale jaata hu aaj sham
ko
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Sir hum chalte hai na sath me
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Abey ek aadmi ko pakadne ke liye puri
team le jaunga kya? Kaam karo tum apna
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Sahab, mamla thoda ajeeb hai samjho
na.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Theek hai, ab tumko department ka
mazaak banana hi hai toh chalo
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Sahab! Mai overtime kar lunga
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Kal chalte hai fir.
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Ji sahab!
PARITOSH
Sir, aap? Please come in.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Hello! Kaise ho?
(to all)
Come on in!
PARITOSH
Baithiye sir.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Baitho bhai. Partho sahab ne bola hai.
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Arrey sir aap bhul rahe ho. Inka naam
Paritosh Chatterjee hai.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(takes a paper out of his pocket)
Yeh Partho hai.
PARITOSH
Haha sir, aapko kaise pata chala iske
baare me? yeh toh mera nick name hai.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Hume sab pata hai. Tu bata, kya kaam
karta hai tu?
PARITOSH
Likhta hu sir. Writer hu.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Pakka writer hai?
PARITOSH
Jii Sahab, 3 kitabein hai meri.
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Sir, thodi chai mil sakti kya?
PARITOSH
Abhi bana deta hu.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Nahi tum baitho. Ganesh jayega.
PARITOSH
Arrey sir, mat bhejo bahar. Mai bana
deta hu.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Tumko jo bola woh karo.
(to Ganesh)
Ganesh 7 chai le aa paas wale galle se
CONSTABLE GANESH
Ji Sir.
(leaves)
PARITOSH
Hua kya hai sir, yeh toh batao
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Murder hua hai.
PARITOSH
(smiles)
Kiska sir?
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Pune me 3 logo ka
PARITOSH
I am sorry for them, sir. Mai kya kar
saktu hu?
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Tujhey mai jo bolta hu woh kar.
(to katekar)
Katerkar, ghar ki talashi le.
SUB-INSPECTOR KATEKAR
Ji sir.
PARITOSH
Arrey sir, kyu? Search warrant hai
kya?
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Ayeee, neeche baith. Wanted criminal
hai tu.
(to Katekar)
Bathroom, terrace, chappa chappa dekh
Katekar
PARITOSH
Katekar sir, bas bathroom ki light
band mat karna.
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
(walks towards Paritosh)
Zyada mat sikha hume
PARITOSH
Sir, pankha sambhal ke
SUB-INSPECTOR KAMBLE
Rushes towards Paritosh and the fan falls down over him. It
hits him hard on the head. Everybody runs to help him.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Hawaldar, Partho!
PARITOSH
Sir! Aap pls hospital le jaiye
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(looks at him angrily)
Tujhey bola na chup kar
SUB-INSPECTOR KATEKAR
(shouts out of pain)
Sir...
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(runs towards him and sees him die
out of electric shock, takes the
wooden stick near by and tries to
help him but nothing happens)
Katekar!
PARITOSH
For what crime sir?
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
For murdering two police officers
PARITOSH
Sir, mai recently yaha shift hua hu.
maintenance ka kaam chal raha thha.
Maine bola bhi thha ke light ko mat
chhuna.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Mere saamne zyada hoshiyaari dikhayega
toh saari nikal dungi
PARITOSH
Hoshiyar kaha sir? Waha paas me wooden
stick bhi rakhi hai maine. Jab bhi mai
band karta hu, stick se karta hu.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Jo bhi tune apni last do novels me
likha hai. Sab sach ho gaya hai, aise
kaise?
PARITOSH
Sir, mujhey kuch nahi pata. Mai toh
bas apni maine ganit kahaniyan likhi.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Do logo ka tere gharpe murder hua hai,
PARITOSH
Arrey sir, maine pehle hi naa bola
thha. Pankhe ka bhi aur light ke
switch ka bhi. Aap hi nahi maane.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Last kab likha thha tune?
PARITOSH
Kal dopahar me sir.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Parivaar me kaun kaun hai tere?
PARITOSH
Koi nahi sir. Mai bas akela hu.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Maa baap, bhai behen, koi nahi?
PARITOSH
Nahi sir
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Kaha gaye?
PARITOSH
Sir, woh ek accident me mar gaye thhe.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Unko bhi tune hi maara thha kya?
PARITOSH
Nahi, sir maine kisiko nahi maara.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(calls Constable Ganesh and
someone else receives the call)
Ganesh!
UNKNOWN MAN
Aap kaun?
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Tu kaun bey?
UNKNOWN MAN
Sir yaha toh accident ho gaya, phone
body ke paas mila
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
What the fuck is this?
(calls the police for help again)
(to Paritosh)
Iska accident bhi coincidence hai?
PARITOSH
Sir, mujhey kaise pata. Mai toh aapke
saamne hi thha.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Beta, tera aisa haal hoga ke tu marne
ko tadap jayega.
PARITOSH
Sir, aap aisa kuch mat kijiyega
please. Maine kuch nahi kia.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Pune me mummy papa kaha rehte thhe?
PARITOSH
Koregaon Park
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Hmm, ameer lagte ho
PARITOSH
Sir papa ka business achcha chalta
thha
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Fir kyu maarte ho logo ko?
PARITOSH
Mai nahi maarta sir
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Aur kya kya shaukh paal rakhe hai, yeh
writing ke alawa
PARITOSH
Kuch nahi sir bas yahi
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Pune chhoda kyu?
PARITOSH
Bas sir, waha ka kaam khatam ho gaya
thha.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Kya matlab?
PARITOSH
Kisi naye sheher me jaake, kuch naya
likhna thha.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Tera parda fash toh mai karunga
HAWALDAR PANDEY
Sir mai zara bahar hokar aata hu.
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
Abhi?
HAWALDAR PANDEY
Sir bas 2 minute
(runs towards the door.)
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
(runs to catch hold of Paritosh
and accidentally touches the
laptop and realises its hot.)
Tune last kal likha thha na?
PARITOSH
Ji Sahab
INSPECTOR SHINDEY
jhoothe, harami!
(rushes towards the laptop and
opens the flap)
BLACK OUT.
BLACK OUT.
THE END.