General things anywhere (tourist friendly):

Flanigan’s
Horseback riding
Parasailing
Scuba Diving
Snorkeling
Banana boating
Kayaking
Take a cruise
Take a ferry to the Bahamas
Rent a sailboat
So a sunset cruise
Sea turtle Release
Go to a park and throw a boomerang or something
Go to an archery range and fire off some arrows
Go to the everglades
Go ice skating
Skydive Miami
Go Golfing
Go Fishing
Go kite surfing
Go to a carnival
Go camping
Go to Flanigan’s

I don’t know bro, just go do something you like

Miami:
South Beach/Miami Beaches/Key Biscayne:
SoBe (not TOO touristy):
Food/Bars:
Lost weekend
-good pool tables
Ramen.Burger.Baby
-Best Ramen (outside my homemade) in Miami
-Cool atmosphere (if you like japan and anime)
-Rooftop Bar on the roof
 Playwright Irish Pub
Time Out Market
-Good new food hall
Lincoln eatery
-Similar food hall, but small
-Kosher options
News Cafe
Tap Tap
-Cool haitian restaurant
-Nevermind, it’s closed
Under the mango tree
-Hippie Acai bowl place
Paul’s Bakery
Chotto Matte
-Peruvian/Japanese fusion
-Cool atmosphere
La Sandwicherie
-Classic

Things to Do:
Ocean Drive
Lincoln Road Mall
South Pointe Park Pier
New World Symphony
Jewish Museum/Holocause Memorial
Espanola Way
Nikki Beach
Monthly Nerd Night events
Culture Crawl
Sunday Farmers market
Colony Theater
-Historical theater
-See a show there

North Beach:
Food/Bars:
 Flanigan’s
Blue Beer Garden
Shucker’s
-Waterfront bar and grill
Marky’s Gourmet Supermarket
Josh’s Deli
-Good Ass Sandwiches
Tap 79
-small gastropub
-Has a piano
Tacaria
-Cool street taco place

Things to do:
North Beach Band Shell (ampitheater)
Haulover Park
-Great Surfing
-Skatepark
-PumpTrack
-Fishing
-Dog beach
-Nude Beach (if you want)
-Food truck event every Tuesday
-Sandbar parties
North Shore Open Space Park
-Skatepark
-Active on weekends with barbecues
-Dog Park
Full Moon Drum Circle Party
-Giant hippie drum circle/Music/Dance Fest
-Every full moon at 79th street/North Shore Open Space Park
-A lot of fun
O-Cinema
-Indie Movie theater
 Biscayne/Virginia Key:
Things to do:
Bill Baggs State Park
Miami Seaquarium
Stiltsville
Jungle Island
-Parrot jungle
-Indoor “skydiving”

Wynwood/Midtown/ Downtown:
Food/Bars:
Chill Bars:
Lagniappe
-wine and food bar. Very chill. Good music. Lots of jazz.
Le Chat Noir
-Good Jazz
Churchill’s
-Total dive bar
-Jazz jams on Monday night
-Other music and performances
The Corner
-Great small bar and gastropub
-Real quaint and cool
-Jazz on Tuesdays
American Social
Sugarcane
-good mojitos
Syndicate Kava Bar
-apparently had Dungeons & Dragons
Go check out some breweries

Dancing/Music:
La Victoria
-Latin
 Ball & Chain
-Latin
Coyo taco
-Mostly great food, but has a speakeasy in the back
1-800-Lucky
-food hall
-bar/dance club
El Patio
Wood Tavern
Gramps
Racket
Shots
Electric Pickle
Blackbird Ordinary
Someone better versed in this world probably knows more places

Mostly Just Food and Drink:

St. Roch Market - food hall
The Wharf - food hall
The Citadel - food hall
La Centrale - food hall
The Butcher Shop
KUSH
-Burgers and beer
Mandolin Aegean Bistro
-Greek food
-Great atmosphere
-outdoor seating
Soya & Pomodoro
-Cool decor
Flagler street food court
-Old food court stuck in the 80’s
-a weird and poignant place
-Interesting though if you like old Miami
Azucar
 -Awesome ice cream
Cafe Versailles
-Famous cuban restaurant (overrated)

Things to Do:
Lot 11 skatepark
-First legit skatepark in Miami
-Opens September 2019
Frost Science Museum
-Planetarium
Arsht Center for performing Arts
Perez art Museum
Olympia Theater
Miami Marlins Game
Villain Theater Comedy Show (if you like improv comedy……...)
Monthly Nerd Nite Events
History Miami
Bookleggers Library
Bayside
-Restaurants and shops and stuff
Design District
-Food
-Shopping
-La Victoria (Latin Dance Spot)
Wynwood walls

North Miami:
Food/Bars:
Flanigan’s
Pita plus
-best falafel
Bo Leggz BBQ
-One of the best BBQ places
Cafe Creme
-French Cafe with good quiche
 Doral CityPlace
-promenade for restaurants and bars in Doral
-Miami improv Comedy Club
Gulfstream
-Casino
-Restaurants
-Horse Track
Steve’s Pizza
-Famous pizza joint
-They make their sauce with apple sauce in it (don’t ask why)

Things to Do:
Ancient Spanish Monastery
-Historical monastery moved from Spain to here. Cool place.
Top Golf
Museum of Contemporary Art

Nature:
Oleta State Park
-Kayaking
-Mangroves
-Other nature stuff
Greynolds Park
Amelia Earhart Park
-Cable water skiing/wakeboarding
-Mountain Bike trails?
-Some other stuff

Gables area/Key Biscayne (I’m not too familiar):

Food:
Daily Bread Mediterranean market

Things to do:
 Miracle Mile
-food
-shopping
Venetian pool
Fairchild Botanical gardnes
Vizcaya Museum/Botanical Gardens
UM game
Deering Estates
-Historical House
-Environmental Preserve

South Miami/Homestead:
Food/Drink:
Schnebly Winery
Coopertown restaurant
-Froglegs/Alligator
Robert is here
-Best fruit stand in South Florida
Knaussberry farms

Things to Do:
Zoo Miami
Schnebly Winery
Fruit and Spice Park
-awesome place for exotic fruits
Coopertown Restaurant
-Airboating
Robert is here
-Best fruit stand in South Florida
Monkey Jungle
Arcade Odyssey
Coral Castle
Homestead Miami Speedway
Broward:
Food/Bars:
Stache Bar
-Hipster Bar
26 degrees brewery
Funky Buddha Brewery
Tenth Level Tavern
-Videogame bar
-Retro games
Glitch bar
-also a videogame bar
Le Tub
-Burgers
The Floridian
-historic restaurant
La Bonne Crepe
Cypress Nook
-Amazing German Breakfast place
Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlour
Mai-Kai Polynesian restaurant
Charm City Hamburgers
Jack’s hamburgers
Catfish Dewey’s
-Weird southern food, so if you want crawfish and frog legs…
New River Groves
-Fruit Market
-Great Key Lime Pie
J & J Farms
-Good seasonal fruit stand in Deerfield
-Hidden fruit and Spice Park Behind it, growing many exotic fruits
-small

Nature:
Deerfield Island Park
 Quiet Waters Park
-Lakes and fields
-Ski Rixen (cable water skiing/wakeboarding)
Tradewinds park
-Horses
-Christmas Light show
-Butterfly world
-Great for picnics and the like
Billy Swamp Safari
Everglades Holiday Park
-Airboating
-Gator Wrestling
Markham Park
-Great foraging trails
-Saturday night has Astronomy Society/ set up telescopes for visitors
Fern Forest Nature Center
Anne Kolb Nature Center
South Florida Wildlife Center
Hugh Taylor Birch State Park Park
Dr. Von D. Mizell-Eula Johnson State Park
Shark Valley
Fakahatchee Strand (West Florida)
-Best place to see wild Panthers
Ah-Tah-Thi-Ki Seminole Museum

Things to Do:
Las Olas
-Restaurants
-Night Life
Jazz brunch
-First Sunday of every month on Las Olas
Museum of Art
Museum of Discovery and Science
Ft. Lauderdale Boardwalk/Promenade/beachwalk/whatever it’s called
-Nightlife/Bars/Restaurants/Beach
Bonnet House
-Historical House and Garden
-Has a few wild monkeys
Broward College Buehler Planetarium
Butterfly world
Swap Shop
-A bunch of cheap garbage
-Go early on the weekends and it’s like a giant garage sale
-Good fruit market
-Drive in movie theater
-Terrifying children’s theme park that will kill your children
-They used to have a fucking circus in here…
iFly - Indoor skydiving
Festival Flea market
-Buy a bunch of cheap garbage from old Jews and eat a pickle
Tates Comic Book Shop
Panther’s game
Dania Jai-Alai/Casino
Hollywood Beach
-Great Boardwalk
-Lots of restaurants
-Very fun day
Hard Rock
-Casino
-Nightlife
-Restaurants
-Lots of other shit
Gateway theater
-Historical movie theater in Ft. Lauderdale
-Often have people doing Rocky Horror Picture Show
Wilton Manors
-gay city
-gay pride festival
-great restaurants
 Pompano Harness track
The Isle Casino
Xtreme Action park
-Go karting and an arcade. Good for kids.
IGFA Hall of Fame - International Game Fishing Association
Bass Pro Shops/Outdoor World
Sawgrass Mall
Flight Simulator
Water Taxi tour of Ft. Lauderdale

Deerfield Renaissance Festival

-Seasonal around February/March
-One of the US largest and most well known Renaissance festivals

Palm Beach/Boca:
Food/Bars:
Funky Buddha - teahouse and brewery (lots of jam sessions and live performances)
-Blue Anchor Pub
-Old historical English pub moved piece by piece from England to Florida

Nature:
Gumbo Limbo Nature Center
-Sea turtle rehab and releases
Morikami Japanese Gardens and Museum
-restaurant too
-Great events calendar
South Inlet/Red Reef Park
Green Cay Wetlands Nature Center
Blowing Rocks Nature preserve
-Coastal Nature Preserve
 Things to Do:
Rapids Waterpak
Mizner Park
-Restaurants, shitty art museum, ampitheater with some good acts
Funky Biscuit
-live music venue
Sugarsand Park
-Greatest playground in south florida
-Great for kids
-Small Science Museum
Lion Country Safari
Boomers arcade
Palm Beach Zoo
-Very good zoo
Atlantic Avenue - Delray
-Great Nightlife
-Bars
-Restaurants
-Silverball Pinball Museum
-Blue Anchor Pub
-Old English pub moved piece by piece from England to here
Pumphouse/Reef road
-Used to be best surfing in all of south florida

Keys:

Key Largo:
Fish house restaurant
-key lime pie
John Pennekamp State Park
-Best Snorkeling/Diving
-Glass bottom boats
- Bioluminescent Plankton
Jules Undersea Lodge
 Dolphin Cove

Key West:
Key Lime Pies
-Best key lime pie is ​Key West Key Lime Pie Company
-Blue heaven
-Kermit’s
-Blonde Giraffe
Sunset on Mallory Square
Ghost tour
Mel Fisher Museum
Aquarium
Fort Zachary
Hemingway House

Orlando/Central Florida:
Food:
Pom Pom’s
-Best sandwiches in orlando (Mama Ling Ling’s Thanksgiving day Sandwich)
Gringo Taco
4 Rivers Barbecue
-Great BBQ
Old Spanish Sugar Mill
-Great Pancake house

Nature:
Harry P. Leu Botanical gardens
Blanchard Park
Wekiwa Springs
Blue Springs
UCF observatory
Center for Great Apes: Great Ape Sanctuary
-Volunteer only
Bok Tower Gardens
 -Beauitful historical Gardens with large tower in Lake Wales
-has Carilon (piano type instrument that uses massive bells instead of strings)
Little Big Econ State Park
-One of my favorite parks there
-Great Sunsets
-Rivers running through it

Things to do:
Universal
Disney
Legoland
Wonderworks
International Drive
SAK Comedy Lab
Magic Game
Solar Bears Game
Winter Park
-Park Avenue
-Central Park
Orlando Main Library
UCF sports games
Top Golf
Solomon Castle
-Weird place
-Just...it’s there. It’s just not that interesting…
Melbourne Zoo
Kennedy Space Center
-Go watch a rocket launch
New Smyrna Beach
-Shark bite Capital of the World
- Best surfing in Florida
Lakeridge winery
North Florida:
Ichetucknee springs
-Blue hole dive
Ginnie Springs
-tubing and getting drunk
Camping in Ocala
UF game
Florida Caverns
-Cave system in North Florida

I don’t know anything about Tallahassee, sorry

-FSU game

Tampa & Elsewhere:

Tampa:
Eat an inferior cuban sandwich
Ybor City
Yankees Spring training
Rays Game
Lightning Game
Busch Gardens

Elsewhere:
Tarpon Springs (Town) - big Greek Community and lots of Sponges
Three Sisters Springs
-Great Kayaking
Clearwater
St. Augustine
-St. George Street
-That fucking fort that everyone goes to in middle school

Naples
Cocoa beach
Daytona

Scuba Diving Spots :

South Florida
 Neptune Memorial Reef
Emerald Reef
Blue Heron Bridge
Pompano Drop-off
Vista Park Reef
John Pennekamp State Park
Biscayne Maritime Heritage trail
Half Moon Preserve
Molasses Reef
Tenneco Towers
The Jax (erojack)

The Spiegel Grove wreck

The Vandenberg wreck
SS Copenhagen Wreck
Rapa Nui wreck
Ancient Mariner wreck
Captain Dan wreck
Jay Scutti, Mercy Jesus, Tracy wrecks (all doable in one dive)

North:
Devil’s Den
Blue Grotto
The Oriscany wreck