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MONEY-MAD AMERICANS
Foreigners often maintain that our god is the dollar sign. We bow
down and worship at its shrine. And that was the reason for coining
the phrase “ the almighty dollar.”
August 6, 1932 Vol. 9, No. 32 We will have to admit that money has gained entirely too much
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importance; it has acquired an undue amount of influence and power.
this nation, under God, shall have
That
a newbirth of freedom, and that govern- The ambition to attain pecuniary independence has truly become a domi-
ment of the people, by the people, for the nating factor in American life.
people, shall not perish from the earth." No one can question the desirability of financial stability, but when
—A braham Lincoln.
parents make veritable slaves of themselves for the purpose of making
life easy for their children through a large inheritance, such an aim is
doubtful in value. Unearned rewards often wreck character and devital-
IN THIS ISSUE
ize the body. It takes unusual ability to retain poise and balance under
Beyond Control Rex Beach 4 the influence of suddenly acquired riches.
Beginning a new novel of one thousand Great men in nearly every instance have had lowly beginnings; they
thrills
have had to struggle through hardships of all kinds; they were mostly
educated in the school of hard knocks the school education of many of
;
The Honolulu Martyrdom —Part il them was meager in nature. Name over some of the outstanding figures
Mrs. Granville Fortescue 10 of the past and of the present, and the life history of many of them bears
out the truth of these statements.
Cap’n Chesney’s Multitude — story But parents everywhere acquire the impression that the bitter
Frank Knox Hockman 16 experience of their early life was of no advantage to them; that the
trials and suffering they had to endure should be avoided by their chil-
A Few Bright Spots on the Business dren. They often live a life of almost daily sacrifice that they may lay
Horizon Dr. Seuss 23 by a financial storehouse which their children can draw from for the
comforts and even luxuries of life. They fail to realize that hardship
—
Spoken Thoughts Movie reviews and suffering are character builders that develop determination, courage
Frederick James Smith 24 they give one a full appreciation of the good things of life when they are
actually earned.
The Truant Scarf story — Parents should not deny their children the unpleasant experiences
essential to the real development of manhood and womanhood of a
Alma and Paul Ellerbe 26
superior type.
The easy road leads to mediocrity, develops indifference and lazi-
Twenty Questions 31
ness, crushes ambition and enthusiasm. It is strewn with human wrecks
of every character.
Vox Pop 32 To give children real opportunities in life, parents must carefully
avoid shielding them from adversities and misfortune that must
Shoot and Be Damned! Part vi necessarily be encountered.
Sergeant Ed Halyburton 34 Discipline helps to develop outstanding abilities. To shoulder
as told to Ralph Goll responsibilities early in life helps to give a child spirit and self-
dependence.
Bogus A short short story But the great ambition of the average American parents is to leave
Mabel McElliott Clarke 39 their children properly cared for financially. They give little or no
attention to what should be of far greater importance that is, to leave —
No More Orchids — Part vui them with a mental and physical personality that splendidly equips them
for the fight of life regardless of their financial backing.
Grace Perkins 40
The value of money is everywhere overestimated. The importance
of mental and physical strength is underrated. And the comparative
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(Reading time:
27 minutes 15 seconds.)
Part One— Risky Business
T was early morning, the
vader’s frame and the animal stood revealed. A murmur “ Too many Battleship boosters ready to needle him,”
4
CTOGETHER
* they began
to strip off the
horse’s ivrap-
pings. With a
final gesture
Heffron swept
the blanket
from the in-
vader’s frame.
Pictures
by
Clayton
Knight
Control
Thousand Thrills
“ Yes, yes
“
! But— this car?
Georges learned you were broke, so he paid your
hotel bill and gave me instructions to bring you home.
How did I get in it?
”
don went to the water barrel, washed his face and dried
it on a handkerchief. “ That helps,” said he, “ but I hope
racket,” Heffron explained further. “ You have to out- I feel better before I feel worse. Thanks again for the
smart the other fellow.” buggy ride, and tell Larue I’ll be seeing him about my
“ I suppose this is New York,” the tall man ventured. hotel bill.” He lifted his suitcase and descended the
“ It is.” plank as stiffly as the counterfeit race horse.
— —
“ I don’t remember much ” The speaker’s voice was
grinned down at him and asserted, “ I’ll tell
thin and reedy; with uncertain hands he brushed the
Straw from his clothing.“ ”
Where’s Larue ?
H EFFRON
the world you’re a champ in your own line, brother.
“ He left you in my hands. He and Jules came back You’re the noblest single-handed drinker I ever met.”
—
together day before yesterday Jules Devereaux. Re- The listener’s pallid face contracted, a faint shudder of
member? ” repugnance ran through him. “ How are you fixed for
”
. When the
object of this query continued to concentrate car fare?
earnestly but apparently without success, the speaker
“ 0. K. But if you had a cup of black coffee in your
!
laughed and said, “ Maybe I’d better go back and put you pocket— All right Thanks again and happy landing.”
Haddon, and — ”
!
on your trail. Your name is Mr. Had- Suitcase in hand, he meandered across to a dirt road and
don gestured and nodded. “ All right. Mine is Jim followed it slowly, wearily.
Heffron. You and my boss, Georges Larue, got tight to- Heffron watched him for a few moments, then said
gether in Quebec. That’s where we met you—” [CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE]
5
” ”” ” ” ” !!
tresses with which the stall had been so carefully up- to behave so outrageously up there, unless this this —
holstered, and as they did so they exposed neat tiers of stranger challenged me to outdo him in folly. He amused
wooden boxes ranged one upon the other and secured in me greatly, and —
place by car strips. While they were so engaged a furni- The door opened to admit the caller. Larue leaped to
ture van rolled down the road and backed up to the car, his feet and advanced with outstretched hand. He and
its end doors opened, and from its interior two other men Haddon exchanged greetings, but there was no warmth
emerged. After a word of greeting they also began to in the latter’s words. He nodded to Heffron, then turned
move at top speed. Swiftly the cases were transferred a grim face upon his former drinking companion and
to the truck, then all four men disappeared inside of it, said, “ I’ve come to settle with you.”
the doors were closed and locked, and the vehicle drove “ No hurry about that, old man. I’m delighted to see
away. you.”
Torchon, champion of champions, continued to graze “ I owe you something besides my hotel bill. Here’s
upon the succulent grass near the side track, as did his enough to cover that.” He tossed a roll of money upon
humble companion. Those shoots were tender, the air the desk. “ Now I’m going to give you a damned good
was agreeably warm. licking.”
At the intersection of the dirt road and the paved
thoroughfare stood a huge advertising sign proclaiming
the virtues of a popular soft drink. In the shade of this G EORGES straightened; he opened his lips, but the
other went on, “ I’m glad you’re here, Heffron. I’ll
two —
Kent Haddon sat on his suitcase and watched the truck stretch it to
drive up to the express car, load, and drive away. Som- “ My dear man,”
Larue exclaimed, “ I don’t understand
berly he gazed after it as it rumbled past him and dis- You look sober—”
appeared in the direction of the city. There was a scowl “ I am. sober.”
upon his pleasant features. “ What the hell? ” Heffron growled. He rose from his
chair, at which the caller made a move in his direction,
but Georges cried sharply, “ Sit down, Jim.” To the
It was the next day. Georges Larue sat in his private other he protested, “ This is extraordinary. I demand an
office on the fortieth floor of the newest Fifth Avenue explanation. Didn’t we part good friends? Didn’t I pay
business structure, a soaring monument topped with a ”
your bill at the Chateau and give you a free ride home?
cloud-piercing spire of shining metal. It was a luxurious “ You did. And you nearly gave me a free ride up the
room, expensively paneled. Outside, a carpeted hallway river.” The listeners exchanged glances. “ Nobody can
ran past other larger offices in which perhaps a hundred make a fool out of me. I saw what came out of that ex-
persons were employed, and led to an anteroom, indi- press car.”
rectly lighted, and groined like a Gothic chapel. On the There was a moment of silence which Heffron broke:
doors were the words, “ Georges Larue, Im- “ I still don’t see how we made a fool of you.”
porter.” “ Where would I be if those customs in-
”
Mr. Larue was a pleasing young man of spectors had uncovered that liquor?
about thirty, and although he spoke without “Liquor!” Larue laughed lightly. “I
accent, his bold, dark eyes, his expressive, see. But you shouldn’t blame Jim for that.
animated face, and his lively gestures were The mine. A moment, please
guilt, if any, is
as French as his name. I dare say
I’d be offended if I were in your
“ You see I have both imagination and in- place, and I apologize. But, after all, I
tuition,” he was saying to Jim Heffron. wasn’t thinking very straight up there in
“ Something told me those customs men Quebec. Seriously, my friend, is it a more
would have eyes for nothing except the great heinous crime for me to bring in a truck
Torchon. As usual, I was right.” load of liquor than for you to smuggle a flask
“ All the same, you might have provided on your hip, or hide a quart in the straw, as
me with an animal that looked like a horse,”
Rex Beach —
you did? Both of us broke the law
was born in Michigan,
Heffron said irritably. “ You could see his “ Damn the law ” the visitor
interrupted.
went to school in Florida, !
I go off by myself, and that accounts for my presence in But Larue shook his head. “ I’m afraid this is no job
Quebec. In my business I can’t afford to advertise. So for a Casey Haddon. I’d like to have Andy Mellon on
you’re in the liquor racket.” The speaker seated himself, my pay roll too, but—”
he smiled faintly, and shook his head. “ That’s a laugh.” “ Now let me tell one. I borrowed that money.” The
“ No, I’m not a professional bootlegger. As a matter of speaker indicated the roll of bills on the desk. “ If I had
fact, I’m not a racing man either. I have no stable, and taken a punch at you I couldn’t have paid my fine.”
Jim doesn’t know which end of a horse to put the halter “ Meaning you’re broke? ”
on. It was all a hoax. But it so happens that the real “ All that and more. Grounded. But the curse will be
Torchon belongs to a friend of mine in France, and he lifted tomorrow.”
has bored me to death so many times with chatter about “ In spite of which, you proposed to beat me up? ”
his champion that it gave me an idea. What could be a “ Certain things have to be done.”
safer, a more amusing way to bring in a private shipment “ He’s part Irish,” Heffron declared.
of merchandise, I asked myself. I assure you that any
liquor imported by me in defiance of the law is intended LJ ADDON was disinclined to talk about himself, but
for private consumption not a drop will be sold.” 1 1 upon urging he did so. He was in trouble, he confessed
;
“ That’s right,” Heffron agreed. “ Georges inherited in fact,he had been in trouble for some time. Two years
this business from his father. I used to work for the old before, he had been in the mail service but he had cracked
man. So did Jules and Harvey. We’re all reputable busi- up twice. Neither accident had been due to any fault of
ness men.” his, so he declared, nevertheless he had been let out.
“ Suppose one of those mattresses had sprung a leak ? ” Following that, he had been grounded for stunting too
low over San Diego, and, finally, he had crashed a ship
il DOSH ” Larue shrugged carelessly. “ It was a pleas-
! during a pay flight, killing his passenger. The latter
ing experiment and worth the chance. But I’m had frozen to the stick, he asserted, but he did not go into
neither hootch- nor horse-minded all I care to talk about
;
details. Larue remembered the accident. He also re-
is flying. When you came in just now I expected to find called reading that Casey’s breath had smelled of liquor.
nothing in common between us except memories of a fool- “ After that I did stunts in Hollywood during the film-
ish exploit; now we have a real bond. Aviation absorbs ing of a big air picture. Then I barnstormed with an
every hour of my spare time.” aerial circus. But you have to break your neck nowadays
Haddon regarded the speaker with increasing interest. or the hicks think you’re holding out. I had a hunch
In answer to his questions Georges confessed that he was finally; something told me to quit. Luck runs in streaks,
something more than an amateur flyer. He had a pilot’s and I’ve been getting some bad breaks. I’m in an air
license and he owned several planes, which he flew for pocket. I was grounded again lately, and —
Well, it made
sport and also in connection with his business activities. me thirsty to see Quebec. Thanks to you, I succeeded.”
Furthermore, he had recently purchased a tri-motored Haddon made out a good case for himself, but Larue
Fokker which would be ready for delivery in a few weeks. was sufficiently familiar with his record to fill in the
This latter intelligence caused Casey Haddon’s face to pauses and the omissions; he realized plainly enough, too,
light up. “What do you want of a job like that? ” he that it was not the man’s hard luck which had led him to
demanded. “ Those ships run into money and they take drink but exactly the converse. Whisky had caused his
handling.” misfortunes. Nevertheless the importer was impressed
“ I know.” admiration, sympathy, a genuine liking for the man
“ Don’t you need a good pilot? ” [CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE]
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: — ” ” ”
BEYOND CONTROL “|
Larue drew a deep breath it was almost a sigh. “ What
;
Continued from page seven J
a misfortune to be a sentimentalist I still have illusions. !
exerted a powerful pull upon him. In his eyes Casey I worship the lesser gods. Casey Haddon! He fought for
Haddon, the hero of a hundred combats and a thousand France, he trod the paths of glory. It’s a— pity.”
harebrained escapades, was a romantic figure. He was a
world figure too; he was admittedly one of the most II
skillful flyers alive, and aviation owed him an overwhelm- TT was a pleasant day, and over Roosevelt Field a num-
ing debt. It struck Larue as shocking, outrageous, that * ber of planes were droning about on test and practice
such a man, whatever his shortcomings, should have to flights. Several student flyers were practicing landings
turn his talents to aerial acrobatics and be forced to pick and take-offs; other ships handled by licensed pilots
up pennies from peanut eaters by wing walking, triple came and went; in and around the gaping hangars me-
parachute jumps, outside loops, and other death-defying chanics in overalls were tinkering with machines of every
performances. type.
“No job for me, eh?” Haddon grinned mirthlessly. Areporter was talking to one of the field officials.
“ I’ll fly a hand sled or a dog crate. You name the terms. “ Can’tyou give me some dope on the girl? ” he inquired.
I’ve got to eat.” “ came out purposely to get a story and some pictures.”
I
“ Georges had a reason for buying a big ship,” Heffron “
She may pose for you but I doubt if she’ll say much.
said. “ He’s going to
— You know how those Who’s Whoozers hate interviews.”
His employer interrupted with a laugh. “ And you “ Is flying just another hobby with her? ”
thought you had fallen among bootleggers To tell you
!
“ Oh, no ! Her father was an ace. It’s in her blood.”
the truth, I have no hesitation about breaking any law The reporter made a note. “ Holcombe Drew, isn’t it,
which I consider iniquitous or oppressive that’s the — spelled with an e ?
”
road to reform. I have no scruples, for instance, about “ That’s her grandmother’s name. Cadence lives with
evading the restrictions of the Eighteenth Amendment, her. Her father was Leo Drew. Shot down in France —
for I was raised among the vineyards of France and I’ve “ Now
I remember.”
seen those wine growers all but ruined by this farce of “ She takes to the air naturally. She’s good. I mean
ours. I should explain, by the way, that I’m an Ameri- for the amount of experience she has had. Simply crazy
can citizen. But the business of rumrunning is in hands about flying, too. Why, she’s out here at all hours and
more capable than mine. No, Jim and I are not members goes up with anybody who’ll take her. I ran into her
of the burlap aristocracy.” after midnight last week prowling around in an evening
“ Lay off the subject of drink, will you ? ” Haddon’s dress. Larue was with her, of course; they’d come from
brow was wrinkled plaintively. “ I’m a dry.” a dance
—
“ In principle, so am I. In practice —
” Larue laughed “ Engaged, aren’t they? ”
again. “ What fools we were, you and I. But life is one The official nodded. “ He’s having a ship built for her.
entertaining adventure after another.” Meanwhile she uses one of his. Yonder she comes now
“ How about that job? ” with Joe Quillan. He’s teaching her to stunt, and does
“ Let’s go to lunch. I know a place where we can he like it? He’d probably loop the power line if I wasn’t
get—” here.”
“ Don’t say it.” The pilot closed his eyes. A plane dived at the field with hair-raising speed,
“—the finest clam-juice cocktail in York.” New banked, and leveled off against the wind. As it ap-
Not long thereafter the three men were seated at a hotel proached, the reporter hurried forward. The official
table. called after him
When the host had ordered, Haddon said, “ Heffron “ Make her take off her helmet and you’ll get a real
told me, coming over, that you bought that Fokker to set picture. She’s famous for her hair.”
a new endurancerecord.” The ship landed, taxied up to the line, stopped, and
“ Correct.” Quillan clambered out, then gave a hand to his companion.
“ A transatlantic flight from here to Moscow or— Miss Cadence Drew was dressed in a white linen flying
farther. That’s my dish. I’ll take her up suit, and her face was radiant as she leaped
with more load and fly her farther — to the ground.
“ I expect to pilot her myself.” “ Thanks, Joe. That was lovely.”
Quillan smiled broadly. “ Ten o’clock
CHE’LL take two pilots.” tomorrow We’ll bust some clouds if there
^ “I think Casey is just the man,” are any.”
!
Heffron began, but he fell silent when “ That’s a date. I’ll take you up in my
Larue’s glance clashed with his. ship when it comes. You get the second
“ Listen,” the ace persisted eagerly. “ I trip.”
know all that such a flight involves and I “ What’s the matter with the first one? ”
can beat any record ever set. I’ll fly her “ I promised Georges.”
to hell if the gas holds out, and it’s just the Quillan’s face fell. “ I hope he’s taken
break I’ve been waiting for.” After a down with dandruff. If that new crate is
moment he went on more quietly, “ You speedy I’ll make him chase us to Canada.”
needn’t fear that I’ll get tight, either. I’ll give you my Miss Drew laughed lightly, then her expression changed.
word, my bond. Take me on for a while, try me out. I’ll “ Oh, damn ” she exclaimed. “ Here comes a kill-joy.”
!
test the ship for you, I’ll put her in shape to fly the last She was on the point of running when the reporter
mile that’s in her, and when you’re ready to hop off take me called to her and a moment later introduced himself.
or leave me, as you see fit. Try me. You won’t be sorry.” “ Go away ” she told him crossly. “ I don’t want to
!
“ He’s no fool. That’s the trouble.” “ Who cares whether I’m learning to fly or not? ” Miss
“ D’you think for a minute the
papers would fall for Drew demanded. “ I’m only one of a hundred —
that flight with you and some taxi driver at the wheel? “What about your new ship? Won’t you pose for a
Haddon will give it a front.” second? I hate to annoy people, but that’s how I make a
“ The man is a —
hero.” living, and if I go back without a picture
—
“ Oh, my God ” Heffron groaned. “ Will you grow up? ”
! “ All right. Here, Joe, stand up and grin for me. I
“ He’s honest, too.”
always look dirt at a camera. This is Mr. Quillan, a mail
“Yeah? Try cutting him in.” pilot. He’s as good as Lindy. A thousand hours without
8
! ”
an accident. He made the first flight to Bermuda and exchanged reminiscences of those nights in Quebec.
Age thirty-two, unmarried, addicted to frosted “ The oil companies have heard about our transatlantic
back.
chocolates and blancmange— the stuff that heroes are flight,” Georges said. “ They all want to supply the gas.
made of.” Jules, you’re talking to the man who will probably pilot
With alacrity the mail pilot stepped to his flying com- us to glory and the front page.”
panion’s side. “ Shoot, stranger, and send me a print “Who do you mean?”
—
for framing.” “Kenneth C. Haddon. Casey
”
“Would you mind removing your helmet, Miss Drew? “Casey Haddon! ” Jules was astounded, incredulous.
Miss Drew did mind; for an instant she hesitated, then “Are you Casey Haddon?”
snatchedit off, exposing a head of
“ That’s what they call me.”
hair so blonde, so colorless, that it “ For heaven’s sake, why didn’t
shone in the sun like silver. It you make yourself known? ” Jules
was a head of hair which society stared at the famous aviator with
reporters and Sunday rotogravure a wholly new expression in his eyes.
sections had made familiar. It “ Imagine us, stewed together in
was straight and ordinarily it was the same juice for a week and
smoothly combed, but now it was never saying a word I’m as fool-
!
tion after question. Miss Drew, hope you can pull together.”
he learned, was working hard to With a smile Haddon told his
earn her pilot’s license; in a short employer, “ If I can drink with a
time she would have a ship of her man I can usually work with him.”
own. She was vastly excited at the
prospect. Her interest in aviation I must call the Fokker
was nothing new; she had always plant now and arrange for
been wild about it. No, she was you to watch the finishing touches
not the least bit timid and height to the Blue Bird. Meanwhile you’re
had no terrors for her. probably itching to look over my
Straight flying was absurdly other ships. They’re your babies
simple, and ships nowadays all but from now on, and it’s your job to
flew themselves. Some of the see that they act pretty. The Trav-
stunts were a bit terrifying at elair is partly pulled down. Give
first, until you got the feel of them ’em a look.” He waved Haddon
and knew how to come out— toward the hangar floor. “ I’ll join
Yes, she was learning this game you shortly.”
from the ground up instead of from Larue, it seemed, had gone in
the air down, and for that reason for flying with his customary ex-
she was right now dismantling, travagance, for he already owned
overhauling, and reassembling a —
three ships two open jobs and a
motor. It was the least exciting, larger cabin plane. As Haddon
but one of the most important, left the office he told himself that
parts of her training so important,
;
he was certainly in great luck to
in fact, that she could no longer fall in with a man rich enough to
It was a head of hair which society re-
stand here grinding out foolish afford not one but a fleet of private
porters had made familiar. “ Gosh! This
copy. is so silly," its owner murmured.
planes. As a matter of fact, his
She jerked her helmet into place, —
good fortune the first in months,
vigorously poked her hair up under it until not a wisp in years— rather dazed him. More extraordinary still was
was showing. This done, she said darkly, “ Now, young this opportunity to take part in a record-smashing endur-
man, I sent strychnine to the last writer who described ance flight. Opportunity had knocked at last, and he
me as a platinum blonde.’ And don’t call me tiger- proposed to heed it.
‘
‘
—
eyed either, or I’ll claw.”
’ He saw at a glance that all of Larue’s ships were new
and speedy and this gave him another pleasurable tingle.
F ROM her listener’s expression it was plain he would The smallest of the three planes and the last in line
enjoy being scratched by this impulsive young crea- was undergoing repairs, for its cowl was off and a youth
ture. Boldly he said, “ I’ve got to say you’re beautiful or in a mechanic’s baggy suit was dismantling its motor.
”
I’d be lying. You don’t want me to lie, do you? Casey felt an irresistible desire to assist in the work, and
“ I don’t care what you do if you’ll go away and never promised himself that immediate pleasure. Pleasure?
bother me again.” With a curt good-by Miss Drew made It was a part of his job. As he approached the plane he
off in the direction of Georges Larue’s hangar. She heard a profane exclamation, a wrench fell to the concrete
wondered why people were so silly as to make a fuss over floor, and he saw the young man thrust a knuckle into his
every good-looking girl, however dumb she happened to mouth. With a cry, the boy snatched the wrench and
be. These reporters always referred to her as “ beauti- struck the motor. He repeated the blow. He raised his
ful ” or “ ravishing ” or “ intoxicating ” they never re-
;
arm a third time only to have the tool plucked from his
ferred to her as accomplished or brilliant or distinguished. fingers and feel himself yanked backward.
Well, one of these days perhaps they would vary the old Haddon respected machinery and loved airplanes. Such
formula and describe her as the “ skillful aviatrix,” the a childish display of temper excited both his contempt and
“ famous flyer.” It was much better to be famous than his anger. “ Young fellow, I’ll fan your pants out the
good-looking, for beauty was a drug on the market these gate for that ” he cried harshly.
!
the hangar where his planes were kept, and there he and
Haddop found Jules Devereaux. Casey remembered the Casey couldn’t know that his startling encounter with
latter quite well now. Several telegrams were awaiting Cadence was the signal for a series of breath-taking ex-
the importer, and as he read them the other two men ploits. Follow their adventures next iveek.
9
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The
Honolulu Mrs. Granville
"Tells ffer Inside Story
Own °f dTer Arrest y
fhe Awaited
Martyrdom
FORTESCUE
c. Arraignment and Indictment
, zJlfter the
‘ Weeks 'During Which, in (Custody,
"Trial for dMlurder
Police cars with shrill sirens headed us; motorcycles Let them believe what they will. Say nothing.”
flanked each side in rear followed the procession more
;
— He told us that the admiral had arranged we should
police cars, motors of the curious, runabouts with re- be given into the custody of the navy. There existed an
porters and photographers. Before we reached Honolulu agreement between the civic and military authorities
newsboys shouted extras. At the city hospital the grim that for minor crimes the soldiers and sailors would be
basket was taken out. Then on we drove to the Adminis- turned over to their commanding officers. This did not
tration Building. A mob had collected at the door. We hold in our case, but the police authorities, fearing a mob
were hurried through it and up the broad stairway. riot if we were held in jail in Honolulu, had agreed to al-
“ Mrs. Fortescue will wait in here.” A
policeman opened low Admiral Stirling to hold us incommunicado on board
a door to what was evidently an office. The door closed the U. S. S. Alton pending an indictment. Mr. Thompson
behind me. I was alone. Perhaps an hour I sat there. explained, however, that first we would be taken to Hono-
Presently the hall door opened and a large woman, the lulu jail, photographed, fingerprinted, and charged.
half-Portuguese police matron, entered. She asked me
how. my daughter was and spoke of having seen her in
September at the police station. “ Her face was bloody H EAVILY guarded, we were hustled into a police car,
then driven through back streets to the Honolulu jail.
and swollen. She looked just dreadful. I felt real sorry But the news of our transfer had spread. Angry mobs
for her, poor little thing.” milled about the jail entrance. One native, shouting,
Sympathy from a police matron! Later on I learned “ We’ll get ’em! ” lunged toward us, fist raised. The po-
she had children of her own, little girls. lice pushed him back. Our guards ran us through the
The door of the adjoining room opened abruptly. A prison corridor, the steel gates clanked behind us. Lieu-
man entered. His voice ordered, “ Stand up, please.” A tenant Massie and Lord were put in one of the cells. I
familiar figure was brought into the was taken to the matron’s room.
” “ “ Mother— oh, ” A
room. “ Do you know this man? Cer- mother ! tear-
tainly,” I replied. “ It is Jones. He was stained little figure came into the room.
Mrs. Massie’s guard.” “ That’s all.” “ Helene ” My ! arms embraced the
The door closed, shutting out the two. child. My heart was torn at the sight
Later I learned that Jones, after our de- of her suffering, “ Helene dear, don’t
parture, had gone to Lieutenant Massie’s cry. Everything is all right. Don’t
home. There the police found him. He worry, dear.” tried to comfort her.
I
was searched. The warrant was found She was so distressed. And then,
in his pocket, the revolver clip with his “Where is Thalo?”
cigarettes. “ She is with Tommie.”
A few minutes passed.Again the con- I opened the door. In the steel-barred
necting door opened. Again -the man en- corridor outside Tommie and Thalia
tered. Turning to the police matron, he were coming toward us.
said “ I want to have Mrs. Fortescue
: “Through here, please; this way.”
identified. Fetch in some of the stenog- The matron’s massive key unlocked the
raphers. Let them put on their hats and bars. She led me into a small room" not
stand in a circle. I wish Uli to pick out unlike a doctor’s office. There my finger-
Mrs. Fortescue, to identify her without prints were taken.
question.” After that I was photographed, full-
Solemnly from adjoining office rooms face, profile. Mr. Thompson had come
Acme photo into the room.
the matron ushered in four stenog-
Circuit Judge Albert M. “ They have already checked Lieuten-
raphers. Large and swarthy, their dark
Cristy. ant Massie and the sailor. You are to
faces framed in picturesque lei-trimmed
hats, they stood around me in a half be charged now and then turned over
circle. I stood in the center, my small black hat drawn to naval custody.”
tightly down on my small pale face. At a given signal We passed down dark stairs into a small courtroom.
the door swung wide. The man came in accompanied by There Tommie and Lord and I stood while Sheriff Glea-
an insignificant-looking native, him whom earlier that son read the charge: “ Murder in the first degree.”
morning I had seen with Kahahawai. The native, Uli, But it wasn’t murder!
pointed a finger at me. “ That is the woman.” We should never have been indicted. The grand jury
Again a long wait. Then, “ Bring Mrs. Fortescue in realized that when they met two weeks later to investi-
here.” I entered the adjoining room. gate our case.
We had not broken the law. We were trying to aid
EATED in a circle around the room were men in naval the law. Without a confession we knew there was no
S uniform, men in civilian clothes, men in police khaki. chance of clearing the slime deliberately smeared on a
Admiral Stirling was there, Captain Wortman, Com- girl’s character.
mander Bates, Attorney-General Harry Hewitt, and the We had obtained that confession, and then— an over-
officers who had arrested us. At the big desk in the center wrought mind had gone blank
sat the assistant city and county attorney, Griffith Wight. The grand jury convened the second week in January.
“ Sit down here, please, Mrs. Fortescue, and answer Judge Davis read them their instructions “ And, gentle- :
these questions. You are the mother-in-law of Lieuten- men of the jury, if it is your belief that the evidence be
” such that no jury will convict, it is your solemn duty to
ant Thomas H. Massie?
”
“ Yes.” render a verdict of No bill.’
‘
“ Did you drive down in front of the Circuit Court Judge Cristy, to whom the grand jury later reported,
” refuted that solemn charge. He refused to allow their
office this morning?
“ Yes.” return of “ No bill.” He declared that the peace and
“ Exactly where did you park this morning in relation safety of Honolulu was involved: he declared that the
to the front door? How many cars were parked between vital issue was racial hatred. He forced the jurors
” to return an indictment “ Murder in the second
you and the front door? :
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sailors,and I had been imprisoned on the U. S. S. Alton, was one of his boys, and he was proud of him. He made
an old warship permanently anchored in the mud at Pearl him practice daily on the upper deck, skipping rope,
Harbor. The ship was used as a general mess hall and shadow boxing, to keep in training.
club for the submarine officers. Some of the bachelors To others they were simply “ the two enlisted men.”
had their rooms on the top deck. A large cabin opening To me they were two boys for whose lives I was deeply
from the main mess hall was the captain’s quarters. As responsible.
Captain Wortman was married and lived in Honolulu, this My heart heavy, I went down to the men’s quarters.
cabin was kept for visiting admirals. “ They have indicted us all— murder in the second de-
Here I lived for four months. A round table where all gree.”
my meals were served centered the room a curtained al-
;
The following week we were taken down to make our
cove held my bed, a wardrobe, and a chest of drawers. On pleas. We knew the feeling among the natives was run-
the window ledge stood gay tropic flowers sent from the ning high against us, fostered by self-seeking politicians
gardens of friends. Other who feared governmental
friends had taken my elder interference from Washing-
daughter into their home, ton.
loving her, caring for her, Mrs. Ann Kleugel, who
comforting her. organized the Citizens’ Bet-
Lieutenant Massie was terGovernment movement,
quartered in one of the cab- had received verbal orders
ins on the Alton’s top deck. from the Territorial Admin-
Jones and Lord lived below. istration forbidding her to
A sentry guarded the gang- hold further meetings.
way to the Alton day and “ Until I receive that
night. We four were pris- command in writing from
oners of the navy. Governor Judd himself, I
On the deck of the Alton, refuse to obey,” she said.
the afternoon of January 26,
Lieutenant Massie, Lord, CHE held her mass meet-
Jones, and I waited for the ^ ing. The hall was crowd-
finding of the grand jurors. ed with men and women de-
We expected to be freed. manding reform. Our case
We had been told that four- had precipitated the expo-
teen of the grand jury sure of conditions which had
strongly opposed any indict- long existed in the terri-
ment. tory, but the truth of which
Three, four, five o’clock, had been ignored, if not ac-
and still we waited. No tually suppressed.
word. The sailors left for No wonder we felt our
their evening meal, brought lives would be in danger
to them by a sentry from when we motored to the
the enlisted men’s mess hall Judiciary Building that
on the shore. Tommie and morning. Heavily guarded,
I went down to the cabin. we were taken to court. In
My daughter had been in the courtroom I saw a blur
town all day waiting in case of dark faces, sensed a mur-
she should be summoned be- mur of hate. We were
fore the grand jury. Just seated on the bench just be-
before the sunset bugle she low the judge’s stand, an
came in. One glance at her officer on either side of us.
face told the story. “ You Judge Cristy entered.
haven’t heard? They in- Our attorney signaled us to
dicted you —
all of you Oh,
! stand up.
Tommie, Tommie!” “ Grace Fortescue, you
I left them, the two, to- Wide World photo are charged with murder in
gether. This picture of Mrs. Fortescue was snapped within the second degree. Your
Sorrows and joys can only the hour that followed her arrest, as she sat on the plea?”
be shared with the one who rock by the roadside, with police all around her. “ I am not guilty, Judge
means most of all. Cristy.”
My husband was in New York, desperately ill with pneu- “ Thomas H. Massie, you are charged with murder in
monia. More than ever I longed to have him beside me the second degree. Your plea? ”
then. Across an ocean and a continent, six thousand “ Not guilty.”
miles away, my heart went out to him. When would I “ Albert 0. Jones? — Edward J. Lord? ”
see him again? What would the future bring? Would “
Not guilty.” “ Not guilty.”
our trial be a mockery of justice? As each of us in turn stood up to give our plea, the
In the Ala Moana trial, in spite of positive identifica- crowd behind seemed to tense. When the last “ Not
tion, in spite of conclusive evidence, the facts had been guilty ” was entered, our lawyer signaled us to leave.
distorted, testimony discredited. Would the same thing We turned. Just behind me sat four white women. I did
happen again? not know them, but
their faces expressed sympathy.
Every other face, enmity. Hisses followed us as we filed
T WATCHED the sun sink behind the lined submarines. down the aisle.
* —
Bugles sounded “ Retreat ” the evening call. Every Outside, through the armed path we were hurried into
sailor stood motionless saluting the flag. the waiting motor. Not quite fast enough. One man
And then I remembered the two men, Lord and Jones. jumped from the crowd and tried to hit Lieutenant Mas-
I would have to break the news to them. During the past sie. A
policeman pulled him off. The car started. A
three weeks, the long days we had been incommunicado on motor cop on either side, we were rushed back to the
the Alton, I had learned to know those two boys. Jones, protection of the Navy Yard.
with his stories of the enlisted man’s life, his intelligent That afternoon on the Alton four women came to see
comments on what might be done to make the “ gob ” less me the friendly strangers who had shown sympathy in
;
TTHE HONOLULU MARTYRDOM - thing in your power to prove to the world, and most par-
]
L Continued from page thirteen J ticularly to the people in Honolulu, that there is some-
members of the Civic Organization for Better Govern- thing involved besides just the freedom of you four.”
ment. We want you to know that we sympathized with I hadn’t looked at it that way. To me it had seemed
your daughter in the Ala Moana trial. We were warned just a personal matter. Perhaps, after all, we should
not to enter the courtroom then. In your trial, however, accept the ofler made by enlisted men and officers to con-
we are going to stand behind you. Every time you come tribute toward our defense. Perhaps we should allow our
to court, some of us will be there.” friends in America to help us. Perhaps
During the month of our trial, night we did owe it to the navy to get a lawyer
after night, those women stood outside who would show to the nation that a
the courtroom door, waiting in line so —
principle was involved not just four
they could keep that promise. They human beings.
were always seated just behind me. I told the admiral how I felt. He re-
Loyal friends, giving us their aid. plied :
Loyal citizens of their land, trying to “ It’s bigger than the navy, Mrs.
prove to the world that there are many Fortescue. It’s a question of America.”
in Honolulu who uphold the white man’s
standard, demanding safety for all That night I sent a radiogram. A
women, Chinese, Japanese, Hawaiians, friend had offered her aid; and now I
white. turned to accept that offer. The next
“ Mr. Robert Bell arrives today on the
day came her reply, dated Havana
Maui to be with his sister, Mrs. For-
tescue.” Over and over I read the news- DISTINGUISHED NEW YORK LAWYER
paper statement. Ten days before, I HERE ON VACATION SUGGESTS CLARENCE
II DARROW OF CHICAGO A NATIONALLY
had received my brother’s cable from
New York: “Coming to Honolulu.” KNOWN CRIMINAL LAWYER HAVE TELE-
Across half a world, leaving work, home, PHONED MY SON IN NEW YORK TO REPRE-
friends, my brother was coming to be SENT ME MEANWHILE BOTH HE AND DUD-
with me, to stand by my side during LEY FIELD MALONE HAVE TELEPHONED
the trial. He would arrive any minute
Wide World photo DARROW WHO IS WILLING TO CONSIDER
Rear Admiral Yates Stirling, THE MATTER.
now.
Jr., ivho arranged that the four
Up
on deck I watch the distant road. Clarence Darrow. His name to me
A motor is coming. It stops. A man should be held in naval custody. then just meant a criminal lawyer who
gets out. He is coming across the long causeway, up the had defended the two boys in the Loeb-Leopold case an
gangway. “ Bobby ”
;
!
atheist who had defended Scopes in the evolution case in
With him came our lawyer. Down in the cabin Mr. Tennessee. I knew he was a great man, the best known
Thompson first intimated to us his desire that we engage criminal lawyer in the United States. But I did not know
a mainland lawyer to aid in our defense. then that he was a true friend of humanity.
“ If my own son were in the position
that you are in, Cables went back and forth. When the news leaked out
I should sacrifice my last cent to get a lawyer from the almost at once we realized the influence of his name.
mainland. That’s how strongly I feel about it.” One paper, before strongly antagonistic toward us, now
I was astonished questioned whether
at the seriousness Mr. Darrow would
with which our take our case unless
attorney consider- he were convinced
ed our case. A mis- it was right in prin-
trial, a second trial, ciple.
again a hung jury; The American
That we had con- newspapers took a
fidently expected. new interest in the
II WE are per-
'' fectly content
trial.
On March 26 Mr.
Darrow arrived.
to have you handle “Well, Mr. Bell,”
our case, Mr. he said, “ I don’t
Thompson. We are see why you needed
not worried as to to have me over
the outcome.” here. I think those
“ You do not re-
clients of mine will
alize the feeling be acquitted all
against you, the bit- right, don’t you? ”
terness this has Acquitted? Until
aroused. I can han- his arrival the ques-
dle the law ques- tion of an acquittal
tion, but a well had not come into
known lawyer from anybody’s mind,
the States is essen- though the strong
tial to help with the probability of a
jury.” hung jury and the
I thought Mr. possibility that Gov-
Thompson exagger- ernor Judd would
ated the danger. order the case dis-
That afternoon a missed sooner than
commander’s wife Acme photo
go to the expense
came out to see me. A. 0. Jones and, at the right, E. J. Lord, on board the U. S. S. Alton. of a second trial
She gave the naval had been frequently
viewpoint. “ It is not just you and Lieutenant Massie discussed. To us he Clarence Darrow brought new hope.
who are on trial. The whole navy is involved. When
Admiral Pratt made his statement that American men Mrs. Fortescue’ s absorbing description of her oion trial
will not stand for the violation of their women, he took it for murder, in Liberty next week, will conclude her story
out of your hands. You owe it to the navy to do every- of The Honohdu Martyrdom.
14
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"I’m 1
VIRGINIA LEE CORBIN
“Beauty is
not a matter
of Birthdays
3
Cap n
for a Woman
— —
business associates men which had met her announce- hoarsely. “ I’m bossing this shindig. Get
ment that the firm would carry on, after the old cap’n’s down some lines. Quick! ”
death, would now be justified. She had failed— had failed
all those other Chesneys who had so successfully gone speed through the Gulf attempt to beat the storm.
. . .
before. The name must disappear. It hurt hurt terri- — . . She’ll swing
. dangerously!
. . . Last . . .
And aboard the big pile-driver barge itself, out there From the heaving deck of the barge three men listened
in the caldron of chaotic waters, bravely struggling to those broken warnings. They looked soberly at one
against the fury of the semitropical hurricane, but another for a minute then they returned quietly to the
;
doomed, was the man that Cap’n Chesney loved. engine room.
At the entrance to Talpa Bay, where the rolling swells They were an oddly assorted trio, but good companions,
from the Gulf of Mexico meet the cross heave of the bay and in the face of danger equal to a host, equal to a multi-
and the treacherous rip from Sardosta Pass, Tarpon tude, in themselves.
Lighthouse stands guard over one of the deadliest spots Angus MacGregor, the engineer, and director of the
in semitropic waters. Six weeks ago one of the sudden energy that performed the Titan’s mighty tasks, was old
fierce storms that whip the Gulf into a fury had sent its and frail. But his fierce blue eyes, beneath shaggy white
mountainous walls of green water crashing against the brows, burned with a flame that only death could quench.
light and had torn away a section of the solid masonry At sixty, he had behind him forty years of experience as
foundation from the lighthouse itself. a hoisting engineer. ,
Now, high on the small lookout platform, eighty feet Squatted on the deck in front of the boiler, “ Cinders ”
above water and just under the giant reflectors, the light- Thrumm was intent on keeping erect a can of coffee that
house tender appeared in the gathering darkness, mega- was boiling in the ash pit. He was a reckless-eyed, lanky
phone in hand, to shout a warning to the men aboard the youngster, who had a secret ambition he wanted to do :
Chesney barge which had come to repair that damage. something that would make Cap’n Chesney look at him,
“ Better come ashore ” he bellowed. !
“ Government just once, like he’d often seen her looking at big Ben
radio warning. Heaviest storm of season
. . . . . . Maddern.
headed straight for us. Get some signal lights
. . . No judge of men could have looked in on the three and
up. . . . Yacht Navarro from Bermuda . . . full mistaken Ben for anything but the boss of the craft. He
16
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By
FRANK
KNOX
Hockman
Pictures by
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The Marl Products Company has gone
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TCAP’N CHESNEY’S MULTITUDE "I water fender and break up any waves that raked the
L Continued from page seventeen J barge. Then they rigged a heavy curtain of canvas
blow— and it sure will —
the deck house’ll go. But we can around the precious boiler that stood within ten feet of
save the machinery and coal supply. the stern. As they finished this rough but serviceable
They had just finished the task when Angus let out a spray apron, they caught a flash of light, and heard the
shrill yell of warning. voice of the lighthouse keeper calling from his platform
”
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Business Horizon
By DR. SEUSS
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M Y cure ^or depression,” says Odburn Pendergast, “ is
—
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Spoken
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2
3
4
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There is melodrama behind the able secretary. Adolphe Menjou, the Murder of the Night Club Lady?
story, but the film gets its big inter- suave menace of many a film romance,
Four- and three-star pictures
est from the startling presentation of plays the ex-Don Juan who discovers
a hitherto taboo subject, a bank run, there is nothing so wearing as youth. of the last six months
as it creeps from a tiny bit of gossip He does an excellent job. And Joan —Grand Hotel, Congress
to a destructive riot. The screen has Marsh makes the blonde bride a per- Dances, One Hour with You, Shang-
offered few instances of greater ex- sonable and charming annoyance. hai Express, Broken Lullaby, Dance
citement and potency. There is in- Team, Emma.
The Man from Yesterday —Red-Headed Woman, Bring
terest, too, in the intimate close-ups CAST
of a great bank’s machinery, showing Sylvia Suffolk Claudette Colbert ’Em Back Alive, Winner Take All, The
just what goes on behind the suspi- Capt. Tony Clyde Clive Brook Dark Horse, As You Desire Me,
Rene Gaudin Charles Boyer
cious look the cashier gives when you Steve Hand Andy Devine State’s Attorney, Letty Lynton, Scar-
cash a check. Dr. Waite Alan Mowbray face, The Mouthpiece, The Wet Pa-
Tony’s cocotte Yola D’Avril
Walter Huston presents a corking Andy’s cocotte Barbara Leonard rade, But the Flesh Is Weak, Are You
performance of the bank president. Baby Tony Ronald Cosbey Listening? So Big, The Crowd Roars,
A Priest Emile Chautard
The Beast of the City, It’s Tough to
Directed by Berthold Viertel.
Bachelor’s Affairs Produced by Paramount. Be Famous, Tarzan, Lost Squadron,
cast A Waltz by
Andrew Hoyt Adolphe Menjou A British reported dead,
officer, Polly of the Circus,
Stella Minna Gombell comes back from a prison camp to find Strauss, Road to Life, The Man Who
Arthur Pierson
Oliver Denton
Eva Mills Joan Marsh that his wife is in love with a French Played God, Tomorrow and Tomor-
Luke Radcliff Allan Dinehart doctor who has befriended her in her row, Arsene Lupin, The Greeks Had a
Jane Irene Purcell
Directed by Alfred Werker. days of stress and loneliness. This Word for Them, Lovers Courageous,
Produced by Fox. newest version of the Enoch Arden High Pressure, Dr. Jekyll and Mr.
A light little serio-comedy of the theme is given a tragic ending. De- Hyde, Mata Hari.
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She had left Cottrell Center because a city
woman happened in one summer’s day and saw
her improvising, out of vividly colored paper and
wire, flowers as unlike as possible to anything
that grows in the cool and reticent soil of her
native state, and had bought some. Eventually
these had bloomed, appropriately enough, in the
red-and-black alcoves, along the orange plate rails, and in the
centers of the black-topped tables of a tea room the woman
owned on Greenwich Village’s Fifth Avenue, which is Eighth
Street. People seeing them had wanted others like them.
Orders had come, and money. And finally a new life.
She reproached herself now and then for not picking up
acquaintances and ripening them into friends, but without hav-
—
ing any notion, really, of trying to change the Seaveys didn’t,
much. And she cried a little sometimes, from sheer loneliness,
‘By in a restrained New England fashion, behind her yellow curtain.
It’s tough if you are young. And Ruth Seavey was nineteen.
alma and Paul “ I’m sorry to bother you, but last night my scarf blew out
of my window and landed on your bench outside.”
She said it primly and without a smile. She wanted to smile,
but she was afraid that if she did she’d smile too cordially.
ellerbe Fred Hempstead looked at her curiously. Something in her
serious, pretty face touched him, spoke a clear word to him,
Pictures by Ruth Eastman and he smiled for two. There was a singular quality about
his smile.
(Reading time: 2 A minutes 35 seconds.) “ You didn’t take me for the kind of dumb-bell who’d think
HE cause of it all was Dr. Hugo Eck- you’d thrown it, did you ? ” he said.
scarf out of her window and lodged it on a bench beside the ness of her home came into it.
boy’s penthouse door, and Ruth awoke and looked out and saw “ A road along the top of a hill, with white houses on it.
'
it there, it was, to a Cottrell Center girl, a good deal of a There are thirty-eight people there, now that I’m away.”
situation. She looked into his eyes. A tiny spark was born there from
“ He might think I threw it! ” she thought, with crinkles of hers. She hadn’t meant to talk like this to anyone, but—
horror up her State-of-Maine spine. “ I used to sit on our front porch,” she said, “ and look at a
More than once she had wished she had been the kind of girl sort of old man’s head with a beard that some rocks make up
—
who could have thrown it— it or something she had been so on the top of Ragged Mountain in the west, and think that I
lonely. was planted there like it was. I used to wish that my father
Built to shelter washerwomen’s paraphernalia, and later didn’t own the farm, or the big old square house I was born in,
enlarged at small cost into a very modest dwelling indeed, the or all those acres of pine trees that he sells to the match com-
penthouse was like nothing she had expected to find in the —
pany, or anything else that belonged there so that we could
world’s greatest city— with its peaked roof, picket fence, and move away and go somewhere else. Anywhere else ” said !
box hedge growing in tubs. But the boy, from the looks of him, Ruth Seavey, with a touch of passion. “ I got to thinking
little
was just the sort of person she had come here hoping to know. that if something new didn’t come up the road, or down it, I
Just the sort of person she had been here for two months now couldn’t stand it another day. It seemed to me that Cottrell
without meeting one of. Center was the loneliest place on earth.”
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'ruant Scarf
In ‘Which 0?ie Young Woman £its in Judgment on 'Yin other a?id
Tuts Odder Udappiness in the Balance
She stopped, shiny-eyed and amazed at herself but not said honestly, “because you disapproved of Jimmy’s taking a
sorry. She knew it was all right. . . . nap at my place and gave her a smile that added: “ Don’t
They went on from that to almost everything. Including, pass on. We like each other.”
of course, New York. At that a panic rose in her at the thought of how easily she
“ You like it, don’t you? ” could have passed on and how much she didn’t want to.
He startled her. She was beginning to like New York. But “ Did I show it so plainly ? ” she said, wanting to be honest too.
she remembered. “ No. It’s too big. Cold. Unfriendly.” He nodded and gave her an inquiring look, as if won-
“Unfriendly? It’s the friendliest place in the world.” He dering what made her mental wheels go around— but friendly
hesitated, and then “ I wonder if you’d care anything at all
:
and uncritical.
about coming to a party I’m throwing on Saturday? Just a “ I’ve got a lot to learn,” she said, meaning it fc
hair tousled, and her very lipsticky mouth stretched in a yawn. she said.
A girl who had evidently been asleep. But when they were settled at a table
“ Hello,” Hempstead said, as if girls coming out of his bed- in one of the tiny booths in the Cock-
room were no more than kittens. “ I forgot all about you. Her eyed Cockatoo, shut in in candle-lit
— —
name” to Ruth “is Jimmy Stetson. If I knew yours I’d intimacy with some of Ruth’s most
introduce you.” successfully outrageous and de-
Ruth supplied it stiffly. lightful flowers and played
“ She made the flowers in the Cockeyed Cockatoo.” upon by the languorous syn-
“ M-m,” said Jimmy Stetson, and yawned again behind copated sweetness of the
closed lips. “ God, I wish I wasn’t so sleepy This new num- ! orchestra
”
ber’s a back-breaker Only a snake could do it right
! ! [CONT. ON NEXT
“Jimmy’s a dancer. She dances in the Golden Chicken, PAGE1
ai’ound the corner, while decent people sleep. And er as — —
you have seen vice versa. She lives away out in the Bronx,
and comes in here sometimes, when things get too thick for her,
to rest a bit. She and her partner are practicing a new stunt
they’re going to put on tonight. Stetson and Hardy. If you’ve
never heard of them, it’s a sign you lead a normal life.”
stead like the tune in the music. He you, but I didn’t know they really He looked at her curiously.
made Ruth dance well too, though she raised ’em any more in Maine or — “Do you really think it would do
didn’t, very, usually. It was a magic anywhere else. You don’t know what that?”
evening. They said things to each Jimmy feels or thinks or what she’d “ I’ve an instinct that it might.
other in their silences. say about anything on earth; but And I don’t want to take any chances.
And when they came out at last, a every time her name comes up, you Not tonight, anyway.” They had
new Ruth Seavey walked home idly change the subject. For Pete’s sake, been very happy together that eve-
and at ease, with her complement at why? Just because she sometimes ning. “ Do you? ” she said softly.
her side. takes a nap at my place when she’s “ No, funny little Ruth. I’d rather
”
To keep him there became her main tired? take chances with almost anything
concern. Not that she found it diffi- “ Oh, gosh ” Ruth thought. “ Here
! else in the world.” He laid his hand
”
cult. it is! over hers. “ Shall we promise each
They dined and danced together, other not to ever?— ”
went to the talkies, the theater, and DUT she couldn’t side-step any more, “Yes!” she whispered, looking
picture galleries for —
Ruth, too, ^ and so she said :
“ No, it’s because very lovely and small and soft, remem-
meant “ to really paint ” some day, if I know couldn’t like her, however
I bering with a shiver how lonely she’d
she had it in her— or just drifted with much I tried, and you do, such a lot, been. “ Not to take any chances with
the great, gaudy, surging crowds. and I don’t want to hurt your feelings. —
our friendship ever!” And there
And gradually that macrocosm in People can’t change about things like were tears in her eyes; and Hemp-
which she had been lost, overborne, that, you know. You’ve got to be stead saw them.
enisled in aching loneliness, became yourself or nobody, and I couldn’t stay “ I promise too,” he said gently.
a place constructed by her own kind myself and like a girl like that. It’s And the street lights— in default
for her delight; beautiful, alluring, not,” she added hastily, “ that she’s of stars —
sang together, and Ruth
romantic, superb. not a good sort; she’s not my sort, Seavey was happier than any little
Which is, of course, only another that’s all.” Puritan raised in the snow has a right
and quite accurate way of saying that “ But that’s where you’re all wet to be. At her door, “ Good night,
she was in love. She is your sort. That’s just my funny little Ruth,” he said, and kissed
During the golden days that fol- point. If you’d only give me a chance, her quickly on the corner of the mouth
lowed, the only thing that bothered I’dprove it.” and was gone.
her was the Stetson girl. Hempstead “ I’d ever so much rather not talk Nevertheless they quarreled. And
was always trying to “ sell ” her to about her,” she said wistfully. about Jimmy Stetson. He thought it
Ruth with that “ you’d-like-her-if- “Would you mind? ” wasn’t taking chances for him to take
her to see Jimmy dance.
“ She’s the real thing when she
dances,” he said. “ She really is.”
accurate,
.
at Mellon Institute of Industrial Re- mist. stead said, when the orchestra leader
announced it. “ I’ve never heard it.
search by Rex Research Fellowship. Fly-Tox, at a cost of 1 or 2 cents, rids
Ten years and over $100,000 have been a room completely of these deadly
If it goes over, it’s going to mean a
spent in perfecting it.
pests. raise in pay.”
It went over. It was a witty song,
The name is Fly-Tox. When used in a This is the latest, most efficient, most
new-type Fly-Tox sprayer, it fills the economical way to free your home but dirty. Not risque: a fatal peg or
room with a cloud of perfumed mist,
harmless to people, stainless to any-
—
and keep it free from these germ- two beyond that, and plain dirty.
Sitting there amid the alien din, in
bearing insects. They contaminate all
thing. —
foods they touch infect when they the stale tobacco-heavy air, between,
But that flower extract is deadly to bite. They destroy over 40,000 lives as it happened, two parties of coarse,
flies and mosquitoes. It kills them per year, mostly lives of children. Em- overfed, vociferous people who leered
quickly at a touch. And they can’t ploy it liberally and often to be safe. and shouted their approval, with Jim-
my’s white, unclothed body gleaming
She looked at the man she loved, The place was strewn with them.
whose eyes were fixed on the gleam-
ing, undulating girl, whose head was
bent to catch the words of her dirty
In the living room, scarlet cape
which said “ Jimmy Stetson ” as plain
as print to all who knew her — rakish
HAY FEVER
Successfully Treated by New Method
little song —
and the table top between little scarlet beret, and scarlet over- The secret of reducing hay fever attacks, and
many instances preventing them altogether,
them widened out to a thousand miles. shoes; and all over the bedroom, in
has been discovered by a St. Louis physician.
Also she felt an almost physical hurt whose door stood wide, filmy under- The reason some people get hay fever, while
that he should have wanted to share things, stockings, dresses, everything others do not, is that the nasal membranes of hay
fever victims are SENSITIVE to pollen. There-
this sort of thing with her. a careless girl would leave around fore, he figured, why not build up a resistance to
“ I’d like to punch the head of the when pushed for time. In the air a —
hay fever make those membranes stronger less —
sensitive?
fellow who owns that place,” he said, drench of Jimmy’s invariable Orien- He tried many ways to do this and only suc-
as they walked toward home, “ for talperfume— strangely impregnated ceeded when he was able to perfect beechwood
creosote in a formula known as SINASIPTEC.
making her sing that song. He told now with the faint north-country fra- Thousands of people who formerly suffered the
her she’d have to, or look for another grance of balsam boughs. All that misery of hay fever, have already found Sina-
siptec a genuine blessing. Actual letters on file
job.” could possibly be needed to refute the from enthusiastic and grateful users, show this
“ I’d “ sometimes -lies -down -at -my-place- treatment to be a magnificent success. Right now
have looked ” Ruth said in-
!
is the time to start using Sinasiptec. Use in
cisively. “ No nice girl could sing a when-she’s-tired ” idea that Hemp- warm water in a nasal douche and bathe the
stead had striven so hard to put nasal passages regularly. It will give your head
song like that or dance in public with a gloriously clear feeling. You will breathe with
”
so little on ! across. ease. Headaches and sinus “flare-ups” will be-
Her words charged the air between come a rarity. And above all, you will be build-
ing up that nasal strength which staves off the
them like electricity. TY UTH went forward slowly and agony of Hay Fever and Rose Cold.
-I'- All druggists supply a large bottle of SINA-
“Oh, couldn’t she?” he blazed. looked with a strange detached SIPTEC at modest cost and guarantee satisfaction.
“ Do you really think you know all attentiveness at the evidence assem- Don’t delay. Tear this out so you remem-
the kinds of nice girls there are? Sit- bled there: Jimmy’s stockings hang- ber the name SINASIPTEC. Circular on
Hzsoxxmaaa
Send “FOR BETTER FEET”— It’s FREE!
neck, if he wanted them. She set “ Oh, I —
I’m so sorry! Isn’t there Booklet tells how to ease painful feet. Just mail cou-
sharp echoes flying through the old anything else I can do for you? Help pon to Bauer & Black, 2500 S. Dearborn St., Chicago.
building with a swift rataplan on his —
you some some other way first? ” Name
knocker. “ No,” said Jimmy. “ Just get the Street
And then, getting no answer, she taxi.” City. State
opened the door on Jimmy’s clothes. [CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE] In Canada, Address 96 Spadina Ave., Toronto
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: —
THE TRUANT SCARF among the wrappings in which it had been mailed; em-
LContinued from page twenty-ninej
broidered with the dubious semblance of sweet fern, and
Ruth ran down the stairs, hailed a taxi, told the driver bearing a pinned-on piece of paper on which an almost
to wait, and came back up again. baby hand had scrawled in large printed capitals
Jimmy was closing a suitcase that lay on the bed. Glanc- FOR AUNT ADDIE WITH LOVE FROM MILLIE
ing around for something to do, Ruth saw a brown-paper-
covered parcel that looked as if it had just been bought. It had come, Ruth thought with a sudden ache in her
“ Do you want this too? ” throat, too late.
Jimmy stared at it. She had evidently forgotten it. Wonderingly she looked around her at a room which,
She shook her head slowly. except for its shabbiness, its
“ It’s a new medicine the patched and repatched bro-
doctor wanted to try. He kenness and threadbareness,
thought it was going to might have been the Sea-
cure her.” veys’, with its sober horse-
Something that was hard hair -and -walnut furniture,
in Ruth crumbled down and hooked rugs, heating stove, little winter garden
a lump rose in her throat. of partridge berries and bear moss and winter-
“ It cost a week’s rent. green under glass.
I'll have to get the money The odor of sweet fern from the pillow that —
back again.” spicy cinnamonlike smell that was the essence of
“ Let me,” Ruth said ea- —
her childhood reminded her sharply how differ-
gerly. “ I’d be so glad to.” ently death came to you in the country where
“ Fred bought it for me; —
those old things belonged where once she had
maybe we’d better let him,” thought herself so lonely. How everybody came
Jimmy said, and took up the to see if he could help. How everybody you knew
suitcase and started for the banded together to stand between you and loneli-
door. ness.
Having had no sleep (as
Ruth learned later) for DUT the thing that loosed the tears in her and
forty-eight hours, she stum- •*-*
dimmed her eyes, so that she had to wink
bled and swayed; and so it before she could see it clearly, was a framed
came about, most curiously, sampler on the wall.
that Ruth went home with With minute and careful varicolored stitches
her. Under those endless it portrayed trees and rocks and a river, and set
miles of elevated railroad, forth this verse:
over those endless miles of Oh, Child, this sorry Vale of Tears
torn-up street that New Will better be if thou art kind.
York is always ready to Through all thy weary Tale of Years,
offer you.
Oh, ever keep this Thought in Mind.
A cloud drifted across the
sun. A
few flakes of a sub- Ruth too had stitched those words, at the age
stance that seemed unakin of ten. Sitting, mostly, under the old apple tree
to country snow came drop- beside the well sweep. They made a dog she had
ping down to mingle with had and loved, named Peter, stand suddenly there
the swirling dust. The un- before her. These on the wall had been done
heated cab was cold. The —
she went up close by “Abigail (Jimmy) Stet-
two of them had no taste son, aged 9.” And the stitches were better than
for talk. hers.
So “ Jimmy ” wasn’t a Greenwich Village nick-
O UTH lay in her corner, name, after all. Ruth’s father had called her,
her hate burning steady she remembered suddenly, Bunny for a While
and clear like a core in the when she was lit-
midst of her pity. This, she CHE went down the hall tie.
told herself, with an inward and stopped on the liv- Where had Jim-
shudder at the aptness of ing-room threshold to stare ^ ’
s e w °n-
the slang phrase, was not at a little pillow on a table. dert d when
: >
she
her funeral, and there was made her sam- ,
30
” — —— —
“ Three years is a long while to nurse anybody and do house while she danced and sang (with what now seemed
your work too. She hasn’t had a nurse till the last four to Ruth incredible gallantry) and got shoved back foot
—
days all the money went for doctors and medicines. They by foot in that shoulder-to-shoulder struggle with Death,
tried everything. I couldn’t get word to her in time the — there was a part of Ruth that was glad Jimmy had won!
end came so unexpectedly. She was practicing for a third “ Why ivouldn’t he marry a girl like that, if he could
job she was going to take on. She already had two, you get her, in preference to me ? ” she thought. “ Why
know.” wouldn’t any man? ”
“ No,” Ruth murmured; “ I didn’t know.” “ I’m not fit to black her shoes ” she said, when Hemp-
!
“ I’m so glad you’ve come. If you wouldn’t mind stead came. “ But I’d like to, some day, if she’d let me ”
straightening up a little
— A light came into his face.
!
The nurse put down an apron she had brought and “ Do you mean —
you’re well, you’re not going to sit in
started out again. At the door she stopped. judgment on people any more? Not just Jimmy, of
“ I don’t know what would have happened to her if she course, but people? Do you really? It’s the only thing
”
hadn’t decided to marry that nice young man. It seemed that ever queered our friendship, Ruth !
now.”
.
filth had been in her own place to stay in. The girl
8 What does the word ano?
mind! gospel mean? 19 What is a gerryman- / was figuring on marry-
Washing the chipped 9 What American city der? ing, if she could ever
and cracked odds and contains a monument corn- 20 Who was President stand for my kind of peo-
ends of dishes with memorating the sea gull? during the War of 1812? ple, was yon.”
which Jimmy had kept (Answers will be found on page U9) THE END
E*R:Sqjjibb
quickly so.
SlSons
Look for the name before you buy.
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W hat’s Going on in Hitler’s Head? damned! In the words of the immortal Be Hard on Us, But Spare, Oh
—
Boston, Mass. Good old Liberty is —
Black Crows why bring that up? Jin- Spare the W omen!
continuing its policy of giving us in- —
goism is dead or should be and — —
Revere, Mass. What is happening to
formative, stimulating articles. Such an wrapped in graveclothes. No. 33693, your magazine lately? Are you trying
article was the one about Hitler, by C. E. F.
to justify the universal criticism that
George Sylvester Viereck. San Francisco, Calif. — It is hardly
”
the American short story is deteriorat-
The future of Europe depends largely believable that “ Shoot and Be Damned! ing?
on the youth of Germany. One reason was written in 1932. It rather looks to Must we always revert to European
why Viereck’s article was so absorbing me as if it was written to order in 1918, standards for literary genre and short-
was that he threw a searchlight into the to be used by Liberty Bond salesmen. story entertainment?
Joseph Goutte. Another indictment
against your publica-
New York, N. Y. —I get a great big
tion is the declining
kick out of reading “ Shoot and Be
quality of short-story
Damned! ” I was myself,
in the army contributions of women
and reached the other side, and, boy, writers. Outside of in-
how that stuff brings army days back terest to the lovelorn,
to me! J. D.
most of their work
“ This Great Big Hurrah Anthony C.
seems to be of no liter-
Rizzio
About Liquor” ary value.
Norfolk, Va. If liquor means pros- On another count your short short
still
stories are guilty of being excessively
why is it England had to change
perity,
terrible. If they were any shorter they
from the gold standard to the silver
would be too long to wade through.
standard to balance her budget? And
Now, who is guilty on these charges?
why is it Germany and other countries
The reading public, the author, or the
that have the full benefit of their liquor
revenues and no Eighteenth Amendment
editor ? —Anthony C. Rizzio.
mind of the man who sways a vast sec-
to botherthem, cannot meet their repa- A Flower for Grace Perkins
tion of Germany’s youth.
ration payments to this country?
It’s going to be an arresting spectacle,
If you turn the —
Jacksonville, Fla. If your next in-
during the next few years, to watch Hit- stallment of that superfine story, “ No
searchlight of truth on
ler in his brown Fascist shirt fight the More Orchids,” by Grace Perkins, is as
the past depressions in
Bolshevist with his red flag. short as that in this week’s issue, I’m
this country, you will
An article like “ When I Take Charge
‘
going to quit reading a damn’ fine
fail to find where liquor
of Germany ” makes Liberty’s readers
’
weekly. C. Frederick.
or its revenues saved us
shout “ Encore! ” F. Tyler.
in the 'least then. How Look on Page 47, and — Whoops!
A Lot o’ Shootin’ About “Shoot can it save us in a
Beverly Hills, Calif. What has —
and Be Damned!” world-wide depression
happened to Bert Green’s fair dame,
—
Bristol, Va.-Tenn. Of all Liberty W. H. Jeffery
now? This great big
hurrah about liquor
Diana? She hasn’t been appearing in
stories, the most pathetic attempt yet Liberty as often as she ought to. Has
bringing prosperity back is just a big
published by you has just started: the effort of keeping a diary become too
“ Shoot and Be Damned! ” false alarm.
much in these lazy summer months?
Wonder if Halyburton could tell this We need something better than liquor You know this depression has hit me
story all over again without forgetting
revenues to give us a full dinner pail
pretty bad, and it has become slightly
again, and keep labor going at full time.
what he said the first time. H. E.
Bridges.
— W. H. Jeffery.
—
Baltimore, Md. Your story, “ Shoot
Massena, N. Y. —
France made a mis-
take when they sent us the Statue of
and Be Damned ” is typical of the war
!
Liberty. They only sent us the statue,
days. Let’s have more of them.
and we have to go to Canada or to Eu-
We Baltimore folks just eat them up. rope for the liberty. N. D.
—Dan C. Seers. J.
concerned not with handing food to the “ Soak Idleness of Every Kind ”
Spilling the Beans About Babies
St. Louis, Mo. —
Folks, the lid’s off,
jobless, but with putting them in a posi-
tion to grow their own food? In other
—
Whiteville, N. C. In re your edi-
torialtitled “ Soak Idleness of Every
the truth’s out about the baby contests words, the movement is concerned not Kind,” I was particularly interested in
that we’ve been looking at with a leery, with superficial charity, but with reha- the fifth paragraph:
suspicious eye for a mighty long time. bilitation —not with handing money to “ If we could revise this moss-grown
W. If. (Bill) Rice is the man who spilled people, but with restoring people’s live-
procedure and get the idea over of tax-
the beans in his write-up, “ Those Shady lihood.
—
ing idleness of every nature the idle
Baby Contests.”
The gist of the matter is that no mere
The farmers thought they would make
more money if they left their land and
rich, idle money, idle land — use this
stimulus to enforce activity in every
ticket-selling contest can decide which turned industrialists. So they poured
into the cities. They sacrificed security
—
phase of civil life then we could expect
constructive development.”
for the prospect of wealth. In the above paragraph one can read-
But now that industry is stagnating ily discern, with a little thought, a solu-
it’s up to many farmers to realize that
tion that might lead to the return of
they took a chance, lost, and had bet- more prosperous times.
ter return to their old way of life. “ Soak Idleness of Every Kind ” was
M. Robinson. by far the best editorial that has ever
appeared in your 0. K. magazine. Give
Those American Bourbons
us more of ’em, Bernarr! Isadore E.
—
Monroeville, Ind. Do you suppose Goldstein.
an honest Hoosier (one of the so-called
masses) could air a few of his views on What a Man!
Mr. Vanderbilt’s latest atrocity? It —
Macon, Ga. Let’s have more of
was called, “ Do the American Bourbons Helen Topping Miller’s stuff. The hu-
Realize Fate? ” If so, here goes. man interest of “ Hurricane ” was rest-
Cornelius, you old meanie, you put ful after so much riot, racket, and ruin.
yourself in the role of a stool pigeon. All the world loves a lover, and Helen
is the prettiest, cutest baby in town. It’s
Such crust! It is no wonder your money- Topping Miller’s lover is so wise he de-
just a racket to raise money and trade burdened pals (God help them!) are serves to be victorious. The way he
on the vanity of mothers. wont to say fie on you, and slap your holds his tenderness in reserve for the
Why, most of these contests are such wrists. psychological moment is so winning I
fakes that the babies themselves would could fall on my knees for him myself.
It would not surprise
laugh ’em right out of existence if some- me much if they should K. Dewson Gostin.
body would whisper the truth into the steal A1 Capone’s stuff
kiddies’ ears .—George.
and put you on the spot You Should Quit Drinking
New —
York, N. Y. It is to be regret-
and not allow you in the —
Detroit, Mich. I always read Lib-
elite speakeasies. erty in a speakeasy. It’s when I’m cock-
ted that every mothers’ club could not
Do not that
believe eyed that I like a cockeyed magazine.
have read to its members Liberty’s Pat.
the sane-thinking mid-
article, “ Those Shady Baby Contests.”
dle class would ever re- All Right We’ll Send Our
Such ignorance as is displayed by ,
sian lieutenant; and then came the tumultuous entrance justice. It was in vain that I told myself the traitors had
upon the grim Tuchel scene of “ hell-roaring ” Bud Briggs forfeited all consideration as human beings.
“ a sergeant, and a God-damned good one! ” as he didn’t mind —
They were men God damn it !
— men
saying himself. In him it developed that the Germans had I had known enough suffering to want to be merciful.
captured an obstreperous lunatic. Appointed dugout cook, he And I could admire bravery.
used tooth paste and flea powder for seasoning. Holakoff and Brunner had the courage of their convic-
An elderly aristocrat, Captain von Amerbach, was sent by tions, at least. Back in the United States thousands of
the German War Office to serve the Americans as interpreter. disloyalists were hiding under the guise of patriotism
He proved a good friend to them. It was he who tipped them and profiting through the war.
off that Privates Holakoff and Brunner, two more doughboy A feeling of self-abhorrence seized me. Man-killer
prisoners just arriving, were deserters from the A. E. F. who though I was, I could not be a poisoner.
had hoped to serve in the German army. Halyburton and his Whirling, I ran back. The bowl was empty
comrades resolved to execute these traitors. Their only means “ You ate it? ” I managed to ask.
of doing it would be poison, the ptomaines in spoiled food. Holakoff growled “ Hell, no
: This fool, he gave it to
!
What follows is an authentic war document. The names of that Russian. Maybe it was spoiled— huh? But I’d have
all persons, except obviously true names and that of Haly- eaten it anyhow. Spoiled meat never hurt Holakoff.”
burton, have been changed. With these exceptions all charac- “ Yes,” said Brunner. “ I gave it to the Russian. Does
ters in the story have been given fictitious names. it matter if we are hungry? You will kill us soon.”
I waited to hear no more, but rushed outdoors with a
Part Six— Love Laughs at Machine-Gunners faint hope that I could catch the Slav in time. He was
TRANGELY, no spoiled foods had been found in two standing beside the barbed wire. He seemed to be looking
Picture by
Will Graven
we were sex-starved, hungry for anything that suggested I turned toward the approaching visitor. “ My God,
women. what is jt? Jess Willard? ”
“ Write to the Red Cross, Frank,” I told Upton. “ May- “ What is it ! Can’t you figure that out for yourself,
be they’ll send the boys a carload of nurses.” Dummkopf ? It’s the Y. M. C. A., or I’ll eat a Russian ” !
“ I’ll write at once,” said Frank, without smiling. “ Oh, yeah? I always expected to run into a Y secre-
“ Shall we have them shipped in bulk or addressed to in- tary my first five minutes in hell, but what would one be
”
dividuals? doing here? ”
In a more serious mood, I tried to invent games and
plan athletic contests that would relieve us of sexual pAPTAIN VON AMERBACH brought the civilian to
pressure and its attendant mental aberrations. My ef- '~J the door of Woodchuck Inn, smiling thinly.
forts were not very successful, for we had nothing with “ This is Mr. Herman Merkel of the International
which to play except cards and dice. Young Men’s Christian Association,” he said. “ Mr. Mer-
As though in answer to a wish, there appeared at the kel is American born.”
gate of our inclosure, one morning in late June, a scrawny I bristled. “ An American? ”
civilian of solemn mien who carried a briefcase in one “ Mr. Merkel was working for his organization in Ber -
—
hand and in the other what but a set of boxing gloves lin when the United States entered the war,” von Amer-
He was escorted by Captain von Amerbach. [CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE!
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r SHOOT AND BE DAMNED! “1 the crow’s nest refrained from firing. The charging
L Continued from page thirty-fivej Schildivachen halted and turned back to the guardhouse,
bach explained. “ He was permitted to remain. In fact, he leaving the pair where they lay.
refused to leave, it being his belief that he could do more “ Why in hell didn’t you stop them? ” I asked Upton.
for his fellow men here than anywhere else.” “ My God! ” said he, “ I wanted to, but I just couldn’t
”
I thought I detected irony in the captain’s words. think of the word
for ten !
“ ”
What does he want?
Merkel was smiling. “ that I am a German
You think Dula Eroshkin was the young Russian from whom I
sympathizer, sergeant. My sympathy goes out to all men. had recovered the spoiled meat. I called him Skin, the
I do not love America less because I am here. I believe it shortened name fitting perfectly. He seemed to get thin-
is my Christian duty to remain in Germany. You don’t ner every day, though I often gave him food. In time it
need to tell me that I face imprisonment, death, or exile. occurred to me that he might be selling the hand-outs.
I foresaw that when I made my choice. All I ask is that The next time the youth turned up at the casern I gave
you let me help you and your men.” him two chunks of bread and a can of salmon. Thanking
I had to admit that he seemed absolutely sincere. me profusely, he bowed his way out into the street.
“ Merkel,” I said, “ if you weren’t working for Ger- I waited a few seconds, then followed, finding it dark
many you wouldn’t be here except as a prisoner. As for enough outdoors to trail him closely. My quarry walked
helping us, that’s up to you. We need things those — directly to the barrier. He was singing mournfully, di-
boxing gloves, for instance. We’ll accept them, but don’t viding his attention between the neighboring barrack
get the idea that we can be bought with favors.” block and the nearest machine-gun post.
Merkel did not seem offended. Presently he fell silent and a rich, vibrant voice on the
“ The boxing gloves are yours, and no strings are at- other side of the Drathverau took up the song. The singer
—
tached to them except the ones you see,” he jested. came closer to the wire, and I could make out the figure
When he left, Captain von Amerbach saw him as far of a Fiihrer, slim, smooth-faced, and neatly uniformed.
as the street leading to headquarters, then returned to The two conversed eagerly.
us and called me aside.
“ Sergeant, I’m afraid that Germany is losing the war! CUDDENLY Skin tossed the bread and salmon into the
Great battles are going against us.” ^ other inclosure. There were words of gratitude from
“ Then that accounts for the visit from Mr. Merkel? the recipient of the food, a rush to pick up the stuff, and
They want to swing us over to Germany now? ” then Skin was alone. He started singing again.
“ Perhaps. But order your men to be very careful. I caught him as he backed away from the wire.
Our troops will be in a surly mood and any little thing “ Was ist? Wer ist das? ”
may cause bloodshed.” The young Russian, terrified, tried to jerk free.
His warning came none too soon. Schildivachen who “ Sprech! ” I commanded.
had been allowing the men on fatigue duty to do almost “ Meine Schwester —
as they pleased became suddenly abusive, as if trying to “ Your sister! Do you expect me to believe that Fiihrer
provoke a fight that would excuse murder. For several was your sister, fool? You are selling the food I give
”
days Captain von Amerbach, Feldivebel Breitmann, and you !
I kept the Artillerie Strasse warm in our efforts to pre- “ Nyet! nyet! nein! ” he protested tearfully. “ Es ist
vent an outbreak. —
treu es ist meine Schwester! ”
Two of the boys put on boxing gloves and engaged in “ You lie A woman here among a hundred thousand
!
a bout outside the casern. Soon they were the center of a men? ”
gaping crowd of Russians. The match over, somebody He was sobbing, begging me not to tell. “ Say nothing,
put the gloves on a pair of big muzhiks who had just I beg of you If it should become known
!
—
come in from a farm detail, well fed and healthy. Upton I sat down. “ I’ll say nothing. But remember, you’ll
volunteered to referee the fight. get no more food if I find that you’re deceiving me.”
“ In this corner, Bumwhiskey, the Staggering Stew of He crouched at my feet and told his story. Dula and
the Steppes! ” announced Frank. “ And in this corner, Lisaveta Eroshkin were the youngest children in a
Backitch, the Muscovite Moocher! Tuck in your Beards, family that had once lived in Minsk. Being orphaned, they
boys, and shake hands. You understand the rules da, had joined the Kerensky army, the girl enlisting in the
— —
da? ja, ja? When I count comme ga ein, zivei, drei, Battalions of Death with thousands of others of her sex,
—
and so on up to ten zehn why, zehn you quitsky. Stop-
”
donning a man’s uniform and swearing like her comrades
sky. Nicht streit. Das Ende. All right, go to it ! to die rather than submit to capture.
Neither Russian had ever seen boxing gloves before. Brother and sister had been taken prisoner at Smorgon.
Swinging on each other, they connected simultaneously. In sorting their captives the Germans had not discov-
Then they were after each other with teeth and boots. ered Lisaveta’s sex and she and Dula had been among
The spectators went wild. Almost before we knew the men sent to Tuchel. As she was a noncommissioned
what was happening we had a riot on our hands, the one officer of the highest grade, the camp authorities had
fight precipitating fifty others. given her the command of a casern, thus enabling her to
avoid examination at the fumigation plant.
Ij'OR several months the guards had not enforced the As he gave it, this explanation made her presence in
" rules against gatherings and disturbances. But now —
Tuchel again seem impossible a miracle. Later I was
the sentries began to swing the muzzles of the machine to learn that there were hundreds of women among the
guns in the crow’s nests. Schildivachen were running Russian prisoners; that if a woman once got inside the
from the guardroom with bayonets at thrust position. wire without her sex becoming known, she could so man-
In the excitement no one noticed them. One of the age that there would be hardly a chance of discovery.
muzhiks in gloves felled his opponent. Upton started Dula, confined in our inclosure, had been passing on
counting: “ Ein, zivei — to Lisaveta all the food I set out for him.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw a machine gun swing “ That is the truth,” he said, ending his narrative.
our way, and saw that the gunner meant business. “ All right,” I said. “ I’ll take your word. Come to me
“ Stop ’em, Frank ” I yelled, and pointed. Then both
! tomorrow and there will be food for both of you.”
of us yelled our heads off. Skin slipped away, and I went over to the wire and
By sheer luck, we got the rioters’ attention in an in- stood staring into the darkness, merely to be nearer a spot
stant. As they took in the situation they broke for cover. where a woman had walked a little while before.
The only ones who didn’t were the battlers of the cen- What was this Lisaveta like? I wondered. Skin, in
tury. Backitch was astride Bumwhiskey now, pommeling normal flesh, would have been a handsome youth. Per-
him with his' elbows. haps she resembled him.
I grabbed Frank’s arm and we flopped into the casern. My years as a soldier had taught me to regard women
The prostrate Bumwhiskey brought up his knee viciously as realistically as war. I had had my affairs with Judy
and his adversary rolled over, groaning. Both were out. —
O’Grady and the Colonel’s lady but I had never met a
Satisfied with the result of his threat, the gunner in woman soldier. I mapped my campaign in military style.
36
! ! ”
A good many obstacles would have to be overcome before “ You’re amusing If you’ll toss me some cigarettes
!
—
I reached her. Love might laugh at locksmiths, but how As I threw a package over the wire, Skin jerked my
about machine-gunners and barbed-wire barriers? Still, arm. The lookout was traversing his gun uneasily.
in Tuchel, with food at my disposal, I could count on suc- “ We’d better look for cover.” I blew her a kiss. “ I’ll
cess in almost any enterprise. be over some night soon.”
For several days I prepared the way for the offensive With a gesture of defiance hardly ladylike, Lisaveta
by sending over chocolate, tea, and sugar to Lisaveta. retreated from the wire.
Her appreciation, as described by Skin, encouraged me. Every evening after that I myself carried food to her.
I insisted on accompanying him to their rendezvous. We quarreled regularly about everything under the sun.
When we reached “ I’ll look for you
the wire the youth tonight,” was her
began singing his parting taunt.
song. There was an My only hope of
immediate response reaching her lay in
and Lisaveta ap- penetrating the
peared beyond the wire. This would
wire. require much time
She was directly and patience; for
opposite us before when I experiment-
she sensed my pres- ed the barbs bit into
ence and stopped my flesh and cloth-
and stiffened. With ing at every turn.
her slim body,
clipped hair, heavy machine-
eyebrows, and com- gunner, a dwarf-
pressed lips, she ish Landsturm sol-
looked the part of dier, seemed always
an unusually well to have the muzzle
favored young fel- of his weapon point-
low. Only her eyes ed in my direction.
betrayed her. They Bright as were the
were large and dark lights, I felt cer-
and the lashes long. The Americans at Tuchel after some weeks of the life-saving Red tain that he would
With the hair Cross rations. Seated on the dugout roof, smoking, is Danny Gal- see me before I got
and clothing of a lagher; next him, with an eye patch, is Hoyt Decker. In the front halfway through.
woman she would row, third from the left, is Sergeant Halyburton.
“ Why, how did
be most beautiful, I you scratch your-
imagined. At the same time, I knew a good sergeant when self? ” she gibed when I appeared with my hands and neck
I saw one. She had what it takes to lead the human pack. lacerated.
Skin looked worshipfully at his sister, then at me. “ You rate two punches in the nose now,” I
told her
“ She can speak English,” he said. “ Weise—ja? ” grimly.
She came closer, her eyes sweeping me from head to I knew none of the machine-gunners except by sight.
foot. Thrilled and vitalized, I saluted her. She returned The nature of their dbties made them difficult of approach.
the courtesy contemptuously. They climbed to their perches from the other side of the
“ It is a pleasure to meet our American comrade,” she Drathverau and never spoke to prisoners. Yet we had
said hesitantly. “ I have not had— what is it? the occa- — learned that most of the Schildwachen, if not all, had
sion to speak your language very often. My father taught their weaknesses.
it to me. He once lived in America.” As for the undersized one whose nervous toying with
Entranced, I stood and stared idiotically. his Maxim had alarmed us, I reasoned that if he was
“ Have you nothing to say, sergeant? ” she taunted. always wrestling with a temptation to shoot he had not
“ Or are you outraged because a mere woman has become the moral fiber to refuse a bribe.
a soldier and your superior in rank ? Men are such fools.” Just before my evening appointments with the girl, I
Still I could not find my tongue. To be listening to a made it my custom to walk along the barrier to a point
woman within a few feet of the tower. There I would sit for a
“ Why did you come here? Did you want to see what time, smoking, munching chocolate, and counting my
you were buying and feeding ? Don’t look at me like that, money.
damn you ” ! The machine-gunner’s interest in my movements was
“ If I have helped you it is because I have food to intense. I pretended to ignore him.
waste,” I said. “ I came here out of curiosity.” After two or three days I shifted my position to the
“ You thought you would see something like a bearded base of the tower. Apparently he had been waiting for
lady at a fair! You must be disappointed.” me to do just that; for something snaked down through
“ I’m not, but you’re doing your act,” I said. “ Trying the shadows and struck my back. It was the end of a
to be theatrical. Get me?” long ammunition belt.
He was holding to the other end of the belt with the
<< T’M a Russian and a realist,” she countered angrily. air of a fisherman casting a line. Suddenly I realized
“ I do and think what is natural.” that this Heinie was fishing indeed
“Hating men and aping them isn’t natural. What you I dove into my pockets with alacrity and brought out
need a man who’ll beat you up.”
is two packages of cigarettes, three bars of chocolate, and
“ I
thought Americans were always protecting woman- sixty marks, all of which I tied in a rag and fastened to
hood You’re sure you don’t want to protect me? ”
! the looseiend of the belt. He pulled, and his catch dis-
“ I’m sure
you can take care of yourself,” I retorted. appeared over the edge of the gun platform.
“ And protecting ’em isn’t in my line.” When I thought he had had time to examine it, I mo-
“ No,” said Lisaveta. “ Your line, as you call it, is tell- tioned discreetly toward the adjoining inclosure. He
”
ing them they need beating up ! looked away from me significantly. He would see noth-
“ You seem to resent that.” ing I might choose to do.
The girl soldier tossed her head. “ When the Germans Hot with victory, I hurried to my rendezvous.
captured me, I didn’t kill myself because I knew I could “ I looked for you last night,” she taunted. “ Are you
outwit and beat them. It’s one thing to be captured by ”
still sure that you can come over some evening?
a man, another to be subdued by him.” The Schildivache had tilted the nose of his machine gun.
“ Well, I’ve broken men,” I grinned, “ and I think I He might have been studying the stars through a telescope.
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could break a woman even a she top sergeant.” [CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE]
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— !
I laughed and continued to worm my way toward her. sponded, with grave directness. “ They tell me you are
Nothing less than a devilish genius had gone into the a good officer who protects his men and shares with the
stringing of that wire. Each strand seemed possessed of starving. They would like to have you for a leader.”
individual life and cussedness, springing back and scratch- There being few things that a man would rather do
ing and hooking me just when I thought I had evaded it. than talk about himself to a girl, I fell to telling of my
“ Go back,” she pleaded. “ No adventures.
hurry! Come this way! No, go “ Why should you want to return to
back! He’s looking he’ll shoot!” — ETTERS
have to come
your army?” she asked after hear-
I was not afraid. The double
double cross seemed beyond the con-
L
^Liberty complaining ing of my duel with Mora. “ You’ll
be court-martialed. You may be sent
ception of the German mind.
that Shoot and Be Damned!to prison. Haven’t you had enough
She was trying to open a path for reflects upon the German
of prison life?
”
me, jerking at the Drathverau. It people and is unfair to Ger- “ I know. But it’s a chance I have
struck me that for a man-hater she to take.”
showed a lot of concern for my safety
mans
individually.
She clasped my right hand firmly.
— a lot of pluck, too, for she could Liberty regrets that the “ Take a chance with me, comrade.
not know that I had bribed the guard. writers of these letters Come with me when the Germans turn
I crawled on, shook off the last wire, us loose. Put on a Russian uniform
and rolled out at her feet, sweating
should have taken this atti-
and march out with us. We will be
and bleeding. tude. Sergeant Halybur- bound out on a great adventure. We’ll
”
She dropped to her knees. “ I am ton’s story is presented sole- be fighting for the poor !
a little room in my casern where I dress, bathe, and sleep. As the news spread, most of the men went wild. When
The Germans do not give me any trouble. You see, I I could stand the hullabaloo no longer, I fled to the wire
dominate the prisoners in this inclosure. I treat them and walked up and down in the bright sunlight, fighting
fairly and keep up their morale. When we’re released I’ll my battle.
have a regiment of good soldiers under me.” At last it was sundown — twilight — night. Slowly I
“ But the war probably will be over then,” I inter- made my way to the rendezvous. I was ready to surrender
posed. “ What in God’s name do you want of a regi- everything and follow her wherever she might lead me.
”
ment?
Lisaveta motioned toward the east. “ Out there a revo- The outcome of Halyburton’s resolve and of his wooing
lutionis being fought. I want to take an army from will appear in next week’s installment, as will the circum-
Tuchel to the defense of my people.” stances of the Americans’ farewell to Tuchel and their
She spoke calmly, as though certain of herself and her transfer to Rastatt in Baden.
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and dark. Were those steps outside on the marble of Tremblingly the boy said, “ Here it is.” He put the
the corridor? He felt a terrible pang of fear. There necklace on the desk before her.
was no time to do anything but swing the small door Her lip curled. The boy saw, in a flash, what he had
lightly back. Then, he could not have said why, he done. Why, he must have been out of his head Prison !
are all perfectly trustworthy. Here they are the an- — A man for that caretaker’s job you were talking about
cestral jewels. You are a funny one, Nikki, to be so at the farm. Yes, he’s got a family, a mother any-
. . .
wild about mere stones. But look ’em over. Tell me how. . How do I know he’s honest? Nevermind.
. . I
what you think.” do. And, by the way, I’ve just given Nikki the air. He
There was the sound of a small heap of packets being was bogus, just as you said.”
turned out on the surface of the desk. THE END
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No More
qrchids
By GRACE PERKINS
(Reading time: 28 minutes iO seconds.) in a special little locked jewel
CTHIS is the amazing story Anne Holt tells of her life. case. . . . Never once did
* Though engaged to a prince she fell in love with Tony the memory of the key cross
my mind — the
,
father, had shot himself. Bill left practically everything to doubt some maid had even-
the bank he managed. However, the bank closed its doors. tually rescued it and laid it
Prostrated, Anne went to a sanitarium. But, advised by Glenn carefully with my other keys.
Clark, a lawyer, she decided to leave and find work. Glenn went with me to search
for an apartment. I wasn’t
Part Eight— Uphill Battle going to travel. I wasn’t go-
O I went home. ing into hiding. I was going
to stay right in New York, get
S Home!
My
plans were hazy, and changed from minute to me a job, and lick the world.
minute. But, at least, I was fresh and full of renewed See?
—
strength. And I had a resolve— a goal that was an im- By myself I picked an apart-
pregnable armor. . . .
ment of five rooms at thirty-
For ten days or two weeks I worked like a devil with six hundred a year, and that
seven tails. Closing the house— or, rather, preparing it only by concession. I felt I
for its new tenants. Ordering this given away, that sold, could be quite happy there, and
this packed up for me to take, these things put in storage. had the pieces of furniture I
Bill’s incomparable wine cellar I divided, sending some intended to take all selected
to Serge with a grateful note, some to various friends I and ready to send over, when
felt under obligation to, and the rest to Glenn Clark as Glenn burst out in high ex-
a gesture of appreciation— with the understanding that plosives.
I might havecall upon what I needed. Did I realize I had, or would
sent Flossie to the Florida camp to get out a few per-
I have, about twenty-five thousand in all? Did I stop to
sonal treasures before that sale was final sent the chauf-
;
think how long that ought to last me, or what it would
feur to Southampton with two servants to do the same mean if I were to live on the income?
thing, and went down there myself for a last look-around. He began flinging figures at me. Explaining. Writing
Saw the people who were taking over this place, the people on dabs of papers and backs of envelopes. . By . .
who were taking over that place. Going over inventories, rights I should start out living on twelve hundred a year.
promising and trying to fulfill. . . .
Impossible? Great Jumping Judas, did I guess how many
There was a letter from gran waiting for me people lived on twelve hundred a year?
Glenn took me out to the kind of dinner such people eat
Anne darling [she said in humped and wavering penman- took me around and showed me some of their rooms and
ship] : —
Your letter made me so happy. I’m I am so thankful apartments, where two or three girls doubled up and
you are well and comfortable. I am still worried over the —
shared expenses; took me to visit his secretary a rather
— — of
? Bill’s business affairs, but I suppose you and his
startlingly attractive and alive young creature who lived
lawyers are ?—— and my heart has full faith that there is at a woman’s clubhouse.
nothing -? — —
my boy’s reputation. May the dear good God
. . .
It was dismal.
.
with me. I put gran’s letters in the same elastic band cerned, it was abysmal poverty and the most uncomforta-
that held Bill’s. ... I had never read Bill’s letter ble life I could imagine. I’d be hadge-hag before I’d face
again— never dared to open it and look upon those heart- being any poorer or economizing any further. . . .
breaking words. But I had kept it close to me— always Glenn laughed. It began to percolate through my thick
40
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c
Ready to Lick the World—
Men Who Didn t Give
Something for Nothing —
Daily Grind —Beginning
of the End— Anne'
Terrible Moment
j) ^LTou
VA L t rJ T in 0-
head that I was a side show to him. That he wanted to but I didn’t know how to get out of it. ... I wrote
see how long I would last ! That he was toying with the check after check— for what? I don’t know. . . .
idea that I just possibly might turn to him in that inevi- Where does money go ?
table moment of cave-in. I was in the hotel room one month, and my check stubs
That somewhat galvanized me. He wasn’t the Sir Gala- (those that I remembered to keep) showed that I had
had that the haze of my troubles had focused him— not a paid out, to this and that, around five hundred dollars.
bit of it! Nor was he the only one who had that tentative The bank said I had spent close to eight hundred, and
biding-my-time look in his eyes. It began to dawn on the bank was right. And that was living by the so-called
me! And just as subtly and unconsciously my attitude skin of my teeth. And Glenn had said I should live
. . .
changed toward Glenn and toward the others— even Neil, on twelve hundred a year! Well, what was the answer?
throwing out harmless hints and calling me up at odd
hours! Dick Buddington! Good God! Only Serge- I BEGAN the new month by accepting an invitation from
—
only Serge, out of the endless bunch seemed just as im- 1 Rita to spend two weeks at her home
in Newport. I
pressed, just as honored, just as gently considerate and went with the feeling that perhaps the rest, the change,
extravagantly attentive. . . Homely, homeless Serge,
. the contact with luxury and things my soul craved, would
who knew himself what hell was. . . . help. . . .
I couldn’t bear being alone. One half hour in the hotel Thefirst few days were nectar. I wanted to sleep for-
room and I was drinking like a drainpipe. . .The. ever.She was busy opening the place, and I was glad to
sleepless nights I spent in that room werp enough to put mope around alone, letting the sulks seep out of my
me into a padded cell. ... It was like a prison from mind. . . .
which I could see no escape. I didn’t want to stay in it, [CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE]
41
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r NO MORE ORCHIDS
L Continued from page forty-one
“I
broached the subject — in the fact that he hadn’t phoned
me immediately.
Where do people turn to in need? Certainly not to “ Is she ill?”
friends. To family, then? To God? I had neither. —
“ Well no. She’s well, as far as I know. Perfectly
Maybe those who have a child — maybe they know a cer- well. I— I don’t think she grasped the full significance
tain answer to their everlasting loneliness and craving of all that has been written and wired her. I mean, pos-
to love and be loved. Some people could find it in
. . . sibly a number of letters haven’t yet reached her.”
books— or music — animals, hobbies. Most wise . . .
“ What did she say? ” I snapped impatiently.
men said it was to be found in work, and in work only. “ Why, she’s wiring you money. Or arranging to have
No doubt that was the answer. some transferred from her bank here. She she was —
But where and how did one work? I was clever, witty, terribly sympathetic, and of course very broken up herself.
beautiful. So I was always led to believe. But what did . . . She— er—
that make me — now? Ripe for some man’s prize “ You mean — she coming back? ” isn’t
legally or otherwise. But I wanted desperately to stave “ She suggested you might meet them— I mean her—
that off. I seemed to have some neurosis on the subject. in Paris or London in September. I think myself it might
The usual flirting and more or less harmless love-making be . .
.”
brought a resentful quiver to my lips and a moist hotness He broke off a bit sheepishly.
to my eyes. It all seemed to have a different meaning “ She was a bit annoyed that you quarreled with your
—
now it all seemed to go a bit further. Was it . . . grandfather,” he began again, guardedly. “ I imagine
because of that night with Tony, because of the change that he’s written her himself and given her rather odd —
in my own position, or merely a reaction from all I’d been impressions, you know, of all that happened. She seemed
through? I didn’t know nor care. All I did know, and know very— well, I might say, impatient—”
irrefutably, was that I couldn’t face the big plunge yet. — “ You don’t have to say. I can guess. So — she’s going
And in the meantime? Nobody was less equipped to on with her — her honeymoon, she? ” is
face the world when my parents left me in the lurch. “ Well, I imagine — you see, they had reached—”
I’m not blaming them. Neither Nina nor Bill. It’s the “ I don’t care where in hell they reached! Nor where
law of averages. Parents walk out on the children rarely in hell they’re going And she can keep her money. And
!
as a rule the kids walk out on the parents. Parents and her advice! And you can tell her so! Tell her so for
children are the strongest human relationship I know. ”
me!
They hold a fantastic, gloriously insane love for each His dark-gray eyes opened in sharp surprise, and then,
other— yet few people are such utter strangers. suddenly realizing, they softened and an arm went up in
An overpowering sense of loneliness drove me to any a quick gesture of sympathy and tenderness.
length to erase. . Excitement, superficial friends,
. . I found that arm around me, and I found my head on
sleeping tablets, drink anything anybody.
. . . — . . . his shoulder, and I heard my voice sobbing viciously
After the first few days I got plenty of excitement at “ I’m sorry, Glenn. I’m a hell-cat sometimes.
. . .
Rita’s. Five guests arrived for the first week-end, and I . . I haven’t
. any nerves left! — — — ”...
flung myself into the lead of anything that was doing. And then, as I was trying to understand what it was he
Of course they played cards. Rita is Rita. And I was murmuring, the door opened and Rita burst in on us.
played too. I just didn’t give a damn if I lost every cent “ Oh, I beg pardon ” she cooed. Took a long measur-
!
I had. I couldn’t be much poorer or much cheaper. ing look at my tear-stained face, and left hurriedly.
But I won I lost a bit, and then I won, and then I lost
!
Frightfully amused at my avidness for play. The apartment was a life-saver to me. For
Puzzled as my luck increased. Facing me at a time I reveled in fixing it up right down —
the end with an air of you-know-it-won’t-last to the last detail of Bill’s commodore cap hung
that irritated me. over my desk.
“ I have thirty-six hundred dollars,” I told I got me a cheap maid. Couldn’t stand it.
him coolly, when the game was over. “ Do you Got one who could cook for human beings,
know what I’m going to do? I’m going back and who also took care of my clothes, and who
and take that apartment I wanted in the first had enough intelligence to recognize the names
place. And get out enough rugs and furniture of my friends.
and silver and linen and every damned thing I I got French pupils. It was fairly easy. It
need and want from storage. And put these would be a cinch in a season when folks stayed
winnings flat down on a year’s rent. Then in town, but even in May I had a parade of
I can at least live and breathe for the next twelve brats that drove me mad. Nice to boast of being tutored
months ” ! by Anne Holt. Eight and ten dollars an hour I was soak-
“ In perfumed air !
” he mocked. ing them, but they got their money’s worth in a personal
inside peep show. I tried hard not to dislike them, and I
<< "yESS- Just that. And what I’m now paying at a hotel struggled to give them the best lessons possible, whether
1 will get me a maid.” I was burning with a headache, jangling with nerves, or
“ And then you’ll keep on playing and lose every cent just lethargic with blues. Some of the kids were sweet,
you own.” tender little souls, natural-born aristocrats; but many of
“ No. Then I’m going to get my job. I couldn’t before them were prying and insulting little beasts, and ten to
— I was too uncomfortable.” one I’d lose my temper and my pupil.
He roared. As the summer approached and the wealthy kids were
“ Once I lived on twelve dollars a week— and I was a whisked off to God’s sunshine, I decided to take pupils of
growing and very hungry kid,” he told me, amused. a serious bent.
“ I doubt if you could do it now.” I shrugged. “ The When I went to register as a tutor at some of the rec-
world loves Cinderellas. The poor one who suddenly gets ognized universities, schools of languages, normal schools,
rich— it doesn’t matter how. But the rich one who sud- and business schools, I found that my background was,
—
denly becomes poor ah, that’s a horse of another color. educationally, not of sufficient warrant. One needed a
Not so damned entertaining.” degree; one needed teaching certificates; one should take
He crooked his arm in mine and we sauntered toward State Board thises and thats and be recognized.
the library— purposefully. Advertisements in certain specialized mediums brought
“ I came up here mostly he turned soberly to me me a herd of applicants. Prices were lower. Prices were
“ to tell you that we’ve heard from your mother.” ridiculous —
even for classes. But I took them on. I got
I frowned. There was a warning in the way he me a job in the daytime, modeling in a shop where I had
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spent more than one fortune in former days. So I mod- detail; she knew where she was going and why— and she
eled clothes five hours a day, and taught French four was clever about using anybody and everybody who would
nights a week. And in each job I lived in a half daze, help her get there.
thoroughly bewildered, and apt either to cringe or to The heat of the city killed me. The useless grind and
burst into one of my tempers at what I saw and heard the constant adjustments to things and people burned me
and met. . . . up. The fever and the excitement kept me going that —
At the shop the customers got on my nerves— like a and my resentment of so many people my bitter . . .
violent toothache. I knew too many of them, and too resentment against Jerome and Nina and the fact that I
many of them knew me. It was galling. Back stage never heard from Tony ...
my lesser but just as
in the job was so pathetic— such a dog-eat-dog fight; stinging resentment against my friends, particularly
such a hypocritical, calculating attitude; and such a against Glenn Clark, who was so utterly necessary to me,
funny and marked class aristocracy among the work- and yet who was obviously getting closer and closer to his
ers, from the king owner down to the slave cleaner. goal. Some day I’d give in to Glenn and God help him —
I stood it all as long as when I did
I could. When things got The worst crucifixion
too bad, I’d cry sick and was the fact that my
quit the shop for a week. father’s name was being
They’d take me back. tracked down in the mud.
The manager had what Open and underhand crit-
he termed a paternal icism of him was ramp-
interest ; he too “ had ant. Four members of
known better days.” The the bank had been on
owner liked to boast of trial — a lengthy and idi-
Anne Holt as one of his otic affair that seemed to
employees. . . . get nobody anything, ex-
cept three sentences at
ALL in all, I earned a the finish.
batting average of
seventy to eighty a week UT the three were not
(fifty at the shop). B ir jail long they were
in ;
imitate because it was the smart thing to do. Yet, of the gloriously lucky, and would indulge in a mad, unintelli-
various strata of human beings that I’d rubbed up against, gent feast of writing checks, paying up bills, and buying
Betty Price was the most capable, the most fearless, and things I felt I must have. Doctors were the worst. . . .
help admiring her. She worked with a physical endurance expensive it was to get well, when they could never give
that would have given me a nervous breakdown; she you the sleep, the calm, the peace of mind that might
scorned any bad habit that would interfere with that make you well! . . .
work; she had herself and her life planned to the last I CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE]
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Other times I’d lose. In a long terrifying run of bad would open the door. ... I wondered if I could ever
luck that would force me to use more of my own dwindling get myself into sufficient stupor to make the final break
account— shrinking so that I didn’t dare ask the balance and give in to him. ... I wondered if it would be as
of the bank— shrinking so that at times I had to borrow. bad as I thought or if I’d ever get used to him. . . .
To borrow! I tried to borrow first from Rita, and she . All about the place were things of his— a little
. .
laughed in my face. She calmly explained that she under- strategy of his to get me used to him, no doubt; a clever
stood that what I didn’t get from Glenn I got from her way of giving others proof of an unquestionable claim.
husband— Neil Why play the sanctimonious waif on
! . Well, it might as well be tonight. ... It might
. .
enough that she was sufficiently broad-minded to give me Toward evening I roused myself. Always toward night
refuge practically every week-end and let me sit down I’d feel better. Wide awake, excitable, nervously taut
and strip her guests cold at the card table? a sort of fever that gave me a false strength.
I was too stunned to answer. And too tired. God
knows Neil had been obvious in his attempts to make me, I DRESSED carefully and slowly. For a bridal night of
and God knows I wouldn’t have taken him as a last resort. a sort. I had a strange, bizarre gown from my old
But what was the use trying to prove it? No doubt he glories one that I’d never worn. It was a startling thing
;
had spread the impression of a conquest. . . . a complete sheath of metal beads— a low-backed affair
I borrowed from Serge. He was the only friend I had, with a long train, entirely hand-crocheted with tiny steel-
anyway. When he wasn’t on concert tour, he had proven cut beads. It was unbelievably heavy, but it felt somehow
himself the only true devotion the only one who had — like an armor.
actually asked me to marry him Poor Serge I’d never ! ! There was to be a stiff game at my place that night,
do him such a dirty trick I’d kill every bit of music in — and I gave Glenn to understand, when he phoned, that
him. But his quiet, unquestioning, undemanding pres- unless I felt very ill he might stay. . . .
ence was a solace. . . . The doorbell rang, and I heard the maid asking ques-
The heat lingered on far into the fall. Serge left for tions and a voice answering— a voice that made
. . .
his autumn series, andat the I was never so touched as my heart stand still and sent that cold white pain through
gesture of leaving me his car, with the garage rent paid. me again. . . .
It was something to get out into the country again. Yet A figure pushed past the maid and strode into the room.
everywhere I headed was filled with memories— memories A face that danced before my eyes. . . .
since they had gone. Yet it seemed like centuries— life- In a half dream
heard his voice, tender, crooning, I
times. . . . broken. ... I felt his arms around me. ... I heard
Back to my job— and 1 fainted the second day. I was him suddenly concerned, exclaiming that 1 was ill. . . .
sick. Weak. I was afraid to go to the doctors any more. “ I— I have a dreadful, dreadful pain, Tony,” I mut-
I owed them too much tered.
I borrowed from Glenn. That was the beginning of the He put me back on
the chaise longue and knelt beside
end. I knew it. He knew it. There was no use putting me. ...
I tried to listen to all he said a whole tor- —
up a front any longer. He begged me to go away. He rent of love and tenderness— as he knelt there kissing my
wanted to take me away. hands, holding them close against him, laying his cheek
He was all tenderness and concern— filling my room against mine, smoothing my hair and murmuring . . .
with flowers paying the rent that was three months late.
;
asking if I hadn’t received his radios. I remember ...
That last cut me back to life a bit. 1 began to play. Too shaking my head stupidly, and then thinking of Glenn
weary to concentrate on the cards and keep a smile for . Glenn, who knew all about Tony, and who was
. .
my partner, but if only the luck would turn probably the reason I had received no wires.
for me ... if only I could make a clean-up ... I had let him manage everything - I
Enough to and go away by my-
pay things off barely bothered to open my own mail, and it
self —
and rest. But I’d lose and win, win and would lie around for days untouched. . . .
lose— just about breaking even. And during Then my mind snapped back to Tony. But
the days I’d lie in bed until my back and neck his face seemed to come and go, and his voice
ached, and then I would sit for long, unknown was blurred by the ringing in my ears and the
hours in a semihaze. I was afraid to go out, tears that fell unwarranted. I didn’t ...
for the traffic seemed to meld into a queer, need an explanation, anyway; I didn’t care
riotous focus before my eyes, and there were when or how he had heard of my troubles.
times when I couldn’t catch my breath. . . . All I cared was that he was back
. That
. . !
Betty Price came and found me, one day, sit- he had come to me. That he wanted to take
ting like that. ...
I don’t remember what me with him. That all he asked was to take
brought her; I don’t remember whether I had care of me. That he had Suffered indescrib-
been seeing her off and on, or not. I ... able torments without me. I began to ...
don’t remember much of anything clearly except bare realize how thin he seemed how haggard and worn. —
spots that stand out nakedly in my mind and then slip . . And at that I sat up with a rushing desire to tell
.
back into oblivion again. But Betty loaned me . . . him it was all right. . . .
money. Betty paid off some of the worst of my debts. I half heard myself talking— wildly, but, oh, so ear-
And she sat and talked. nestly telling him he must never be lonely—
. . .
money to see me through the trip. But when she . . . had a nice trip and if he had found his diamonds . . .
was gone I forgot all about it. Sitting there stupidly, not no, it wasn’t diamonds, was it? It was emeralds. . . .
really hearing my maid or seeing the food she placed And was it as hot in South America as it had been here
before me sitting there, a glass in my hand as if
. . .
all summer? For I had nearly died of the heat, and I was
it grew there. Wasn’t that what I once said about
. , . sick, and oh, Tony, I was so afraid of being sick ! . . .
Bill? When it came to his weaknesses, I was Bill’s I had a faint realization that my joy wasn’t being
daughter. ... I remembered how angry and disgusted shared— that he had suddenly stood off and was regard-
I had been with him when he drank so constantly to ing me with a strange blank horror. I grew fright- . . .
drown his troubles. ened at that old look of disapproval in his eyes, and I tried
I didn’t care what I drank now. Nothing intoxicated with a supreme effort to snap myself into calmness. . . .
me. I wanted only to achieve a hazy semiconsciousness. “ I— I’m so excited,” I explained feebly. “ I— I’ll be
I wanted only to sit very still because when I moved there : all right when I’ve had a drink. Tony, you .” . . . . .
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He took the bottle that I had lifted turned to stab them in the back. . . .
out of my hand. “ You don’t need a The fact that I had supplied names of
drink. You’re not sick! You’re my friends to a bootlegger and no
tight.” doubt got a split. ... I denied
I was frightened. Frightened be- that. Anyone who had so used my
cause it was the truth, and I didn’t name was lying. ... I told her
know how to explain it away. Fright- where to find Neil. Ten to one she’d
ened because of the bitterness in his find him with a little actress whom
eyes. Frightened of the other truths he’d met when he went with me to one
he would learn. ... I heard myself of Betty Price’s parties. . . .
He came back into the room, and I I was aware that he was carrying me
use trying to tell him anything. . . . My hands went out to him a flut-
in This Interesting Booklet Is Yours
The doorbell rang again and again, ter of hope, and then I thought of
and in between-times Tony and the Glenn and fear gripped my throat.
maid talked. He asked to see what “ Please— please go ” I gasped. !
when I ate and drank. me? I’ve been walking the streets
Then once more the doorbell rang, trying to think it out. I don’t care,
and a strident voice laughed at the Anne I’m afraid you are sick. You
!
idea of the game’s being called off. can’t make the grade alone, Anne.
Demanded entrance, and then ex- And you’re mine, no matter what. We
belong .”
pressed shrill surprise at seeing Tony. . .
I sat forward. Rita! Rita here, He stopped short. His eyes gazed
white-faced and furious, demanding beyond me to where Glenn stood. . . .
Rita was beyond believing. Her accu- Buthand struck me— full across
his
sations were wild —
yet so glued with the mouth— and I fell back, stunned.
truth that it was almost impossible to
deny them: the borrowing— Serge.’s Next week you’ll watch Anne des-
—
car Glenn’s obvious ownership the — perately seeking a way out of her deg-
way I sponged on my friends and then radation. Can she find it?
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Good Night, Sweetheart, somebody
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