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Knights of the Dinner Table #5
“Master of the Game”
March, 1997
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reetings! This issue of KODT marks a turning “A majority of the shareholders overlooked the
point in our usual format. We’ve decided to transgression because Jolly later ripped his stitches open
CRIES FROM THE ATTIC
expand the offering over the next few months after tumbling down a wall of glacier ice while fleeing a
and attempt to bring more ‘fun stuff’ to our readers. Kodiak Grizzly Bear,” said David S. Kenzer, Chairman
Don’t worry - we’ll be going slow and easy from of the Board of Kenzer & Company.
month to month so we can gauge feedback from our fans Jolly R. Blackburn is perhaps best known as the
and ensure we’re on the right track. We want KODT to creator of Knights of the Dinner Table™ books, the
be a publication that reminds us all, why we play games. comic books that spoofs role-players. His comic strip of
Because they’re fun, entertaining and brings friends the same name currently runs regularly in Dragon™ .
closer together. So in addition to the Knights of the Jolly is also the founder of AEG (Alderac Entertainment
Dinner™ table strips we will be bringing gamer-related Group) and Shadis Magazine™. He was the editor of
humor where ever it can be found. We’ll also be Shadis™ for six years and nurtured the magazine from
pointing readers toward any fun and exciting beer-and- its lowly first print run of 50 issues to an award-winning
pretzel games or products we have stumbled across. publication.
I invite you to help us in our quest for such material. “I'm very excited about this union!” said Jolly as
If you’re surfin’ the net, hanging out at your favorite generous amounts of Peruvian Lama Cheese were
game shop or simply playing your favorite RPG and you applied to the rope burns on his wrists and ankles. “The
come across something you think other gamers would KenzerCo team has always impressed me with their ‘go
find amusing or funny - send it our way!! get 'em’ attitude and with the quality of their products.
Some of you may have noticed a strange new logo They also make a real mean Lemon-Spritzer.”
gracing the cover of issue#4 as well as the issue you hold Jolly comes into Kenzer & Company as Vice
in your hand. Recently, I sold my mind, body and soul to President in charge of the Kingdoms of Kalamar™
a strange group gaming-fanatics in Illinois known role-playing products. Jolly replaces the last V.P., James
collectively as Kenzer and Company. Martin, who mysteriously disappeared while shopping
I’m simply going to run the press-release that for a gazebo with his wife. “Partnering with a well-
announced the union since it has all the details; respected industry leader and experienced editor like
---- Jolly demonstrates Kenzer & Company's commitment
Jolly R. Blackburn Joins the Ranks of to support and expand the Kingdoms of Kalamar line of
Kenzer & Company role-playing supplements in 1997,” explains Brian Jelke,
(and There Was Much Rejoicing) Vice President.
Kenzer & Company also plans to release a new
Palatine, IL - December 9, 1996 Knights of the Dinner Table™ comic book every
Kenzer & Company is proud to announce that Jolly month in 1997. Issue number 4 is set for release in
R. Blackburn has survived the brutal initiation rituals January. Additionally, KODT collateral products, as well
imposed on him by the Chicago-based company. The as new Monty Python products are expected throughout
initiation was the last step in KenzerCo's stringent 1997.
screening process. By surviving, Jolly has been ---
officially indoctrinated and may now sit with the other Well, that should update you on what’s been
shareholders at the table. happening around here and where we are heading. Before
Dehydrated and fatigued, Jolly wept with joy when I close, I’d like to encourage you to send us a letter, or
the news arrived that he was now an official member of email, and let us know what you think of each issue.We’d
the KenzerCo team. There was some speculation that also like to know what you’d like to see in future issues.
Jolly would be disqualified when it was discovered he Enjoy the issue and until next time, Happy Gaming!!
had accepted medical treatment during his trial by
ordeal. “A Yack-Hunter stumbled across me,” explained
Jolly. “He offered to sew up my wolf bite wounds and I
accepted his help. I didn't realize such aid was Jolly R. Blackburn
prohibited during the ordeal.”
HERE, YOU HOLD THE CARROT February, 15, 1997
FOR THE LAST TIME TRY RUBBING HIS AND I’LL PUSH THIS TIME. I WHEN ARE WE GOING TO
DAVE, YOUR ‘MAGIC HORNS AGAIN - WANT TO SEE WHAT THIS TELL HIM THE TRUTH WE CAN’T! IT
COW’ REFUSES TO SHE SEEMED TO COW CAN DO! ABOUT HIS STUPID COW? WOULD BREAK
FOLLOW YOU INTO LIKE THAT. HIS HEART.
THE DUNGEON!
Our Readers Talk Back!
Bob Herzog
HEY GUYS! AS WE AGREED LAST WEEK, WE’RE GOING TO OH, WELL, HE’S WAY KEWL. HE HAS EXCEPTIONAL
PLAY SPACKHACK FOR A WHILE. AFTER YOU STRENGTH, UNGAWDLY WISDOM, AND CYBERNETICALLY
BADGERED AND BULLIED ME, I FINALLY AGREED THAT YOU ENHANCED STEALTH CAPABILITIES . HE’S 24 YEARS OLD,
COULD ROLL UP YOUR OWN CHARACTERS AT HOME. IF YOU HE’S A GRADUATE OF SPACE LEAGUE ACADEMY. HE WAS
GOT CARRIED AWAY I’M NOT GOING TO ALLOW YOUR AWARDED THE IMPERIAL STAR-LEGION MEDAL OF BRAVERY.
CHARACTERS AND YOU’LL HAVE TO CREATE NEW ONES. HE OWNS TWO SMALL MOONS IN THE SYSTEM OF KALABRA.
HIS DAD IS SOME RICH DUDE WHO LEFT ALL HIS MONEY TO
OKAY BOB, LET’S
MY CHARACTER. OH...AND I HAVE A DOG NAMED KILL JOY .
START WITH YOU.
HE’S FULLY CYBERNETICALLY-ENHANCED INCLUDING LASER-
TELL ME ABOUT
GUIDED NEVER-STOP PERSONAL COMBAT MISSILES.
YOUR CHARACTER.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, HIS NAME IS MAJOR MAT MURDY.
KEWL HUH?
WOW!
BOY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BOB. YOU MUST I WAS LUCKY. I ROLLED A NATURAL 100 ON MY GENE POOL ROLL.
HAVE ROLLED PRETTY GOOD NUMBERS ON THE I WAS A CHILD PRODIGY. ENTERED THE ACADEMY AT THE AGE OF
PRE-EXPERIENCE TABLES. ONE 12. GOT A MEDAL FOR THAT SOMEWHERE ON MY CHARACTER SHEET
SMALL PROBLEM. YOU SAY YOU’RE ONLY 24.
STAR LEAGUE ACADEMY IS A 12 YEAR SCHOOL. WAY TO GO BOB!! GEESH! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SOME
THAT CHARACTER OF THOSE THINGS WERE IN THE
RULES!! TABLES.
I’M PLAYING STERLING LURGE. HE WAS A STAR-RANGER , TWICE DECORATED UNTIL HE WAS
ZAPPED BY A MORDELIAN BLASTER . HIS BRAIN WAS SALVAGED AND A TEAM OF IMPERIAL SURGEONS
WELL, YOU’RE PLACED IT IN A FULL CYBORG-MILITARY COMMANDO ARMORED BODY.
NEXT DAVE. CHECK IT OUT DUDE - I’M STAINLESS STEEL.
HA! JUST WAIT TIL YOU HAVE
IMPRESSIVE TO REPLACE ONE OF THOSE
OH WOW!! YOU GOT SERIES 920X POWER CELLS IN
CHARACTER DAVE.
THE CYBORG BODY?? THAT ARMOR DUDE!
GAWD I WANTED
THAT SO BAD.
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MY CHARACTER IS KINDA BLAND COMPARED TO YOURS, GUYS. I’M PLAYING A SPACE-ROGUE
LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH. NAMED, VERA CRUISE! I HAVE A GOVERNMENT-ISSUE LASER-PISTOL, A SACK FOR
OKAY SARA, LET’S HEAR OF SPACE-FOOD STICKS AND A GOOD-CONDUCT DISCHARGE MEDAL.
ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER.
SNICKER - WE CAN’T ALL BE YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST
GNARLY ACADEMY GRADS - STARTED OVER AND ROLLED A
YOU ALRIGHT B.A.? YOU
SARA. NEW CHARACTER.
LOOK KINDA PALE?
THANKS SARA. I WELL I OPTED FOR CHARACTER-GENERATION METHOD D: BUILDING POINTS. I GAVE UP 12 POINTS
THINK YOUR OF INTELLIGENCE, SIX POINTS OF STRENGTH AND NINE POINTS OF DEXTERITY. THAT GAVE ME 750
CHARACTER IS ADDITIONAL BUILDING POINTS FOR A TOTAL OF 1395. I ALSO TOOK A CHARACTER FLAW WHICH
JUST FINE. GAVE ME AN ADDITIONAL 300 BUILDING POINTS. USING THOSE POINTS I WAS ABLE TO MAX OUT
OKAY BRIAN. LET’S MY PROFICIENCY IN ALL 50 BASIC STARSHIP SKILLS, 14 DIFFERENT WEAPONS AND 4 MEDICAL
HEAR ABOUT YOUR SKILLS - INCLUDING TELEPATHIC-HEALING-TO-SELF.
CHARACTER.
YOUR A GAWD AWESOME!
BRIAN!
THAT’S GREAT BRIAN, BUT YOU SAY YOU GAVE UP 12 WELL I ORIGINALLY HAD 15 INTELLIGENCE. I
POINTS OF INTELLIGENCE? THAT’S A HELL OF A GAVE UP TWELVE SO THAT WOULD LEAVE ME
SACRIFICE. HOW MUCH INTELLIGENCE DID YOU END UP WITH A THREE INTELLIGENCE.
WITH?
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THREE INTELLIGENCE???? hey, i’ll make him HA HA!! can you believe it?
BRIAN ARE YOU INSANE? my cabin boy. MR. RULES_LAWYER
WITH SUCH A LOW INTELLIGENCE HOW DO maybe i can teach goofed up. he’s screwed.
YOU EXPECT TO FUNCTION IN A STAR- him to polish my
FARING SOCIETY? IN FACT, YOU HAVE TO gravity-boots.
HAVE AT LEAST A 9 INTELLIGENCE TO brian? it’s not like you to
EVEN POSSESS MOST OF THOSE SKILLS make such a major blunder.
YOU MENTIONED.
GEE GUYS, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN ME HUH?? I DID MENTION I TOOK A CHARACTER FLAW!! WELL I
IT’S ME, BRIAN, HERE!! SHEESH!!!! JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE CHOSEN FLAW NUMBER 17 ON PAGE
23 - DRUG ADDICTION! NOW THEN, APPENDIX C STATES THAT A
I’M THE KING OF PLAYER MAY ‘CHOOSE’ THE CHEMICAL SUBSTANCE HIS
RULE-LOOPHOLES. CHARACTER IS ADDICTED TO OFF OF TABLE 4A ON PAGE 23. I
CHOSE ITEM NUMBER FIVE ON THAT LIST: RYTHIAN-BLUE.
THE PRINCE OF IF YOU CHECK ISSUE 23 OF HACKMASTER MAGAZINE YOU’LL
SHODDY-RULE FIND AN ARTICLE BY NORMAN BOWZER WHICH DETAILS THE
EXPLOITATION. AFFECTS AND PROPERTIES OF RYTHIAN BLUE. OH, I MIGHT ADD
THAT GARY JACKSON HIMSELF APPROVED THIS ARTICLE AS
‘OFFICIAL’ SPACEHACK MATERIAL. WELL, ACCORDING TO MR.
BOWZER’S ARTICLE, RYTHIAN BLUE RAISES INTELLIGENCE
PERMANENTLY 1D8 POINTS. I ROLLED A 7.
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THAT GIVES ME AN MODIFIED INTELLIGENCE OF 10 . SO THAT SOLVES THE INTELLIGENCE ISSUE. NOW, AS FOR
MY STRENGTH AND DEXTERITY. .. STAR LEAGUE ACADEMY GAVE ME A MEDICAL DISCHARGE BECAUSE OF MY LOW
ATTRIBUTES. ACCORDING TO PAGE 29, ‘ALL MEDICAL DISCHARGES FROM THE ACADEMY RECEIVE 50,000 CREDITS FOR
SEPARATION PAY.” AWFULLY GENEROUS OF THEM. I USED MY SEP-PAY TO PURCHASE A TOP OF THE LINE POWERED
SUIT. +5 TO STRENGTH, +5 TO DEXTERITY.
IN SHORT GENTLEMEN I SACRIFICED 27 TOTAL ATTRIBUTE POINTS , TOOK A MAJOR CHARACTER FLAW AND ENDED UP
WITH A CHARACTER WITH ABOVE AVERAGE STATS, 64 MAJOR SKILLS MAXED OUT, A POWERED ARMOR SUIT AND SOME
POCKET CHANGE. IS THAT KEWL OR WHAT???
YOU ARE THE
HOODY-HOO! I’LL TELL MY KIDS LOOP-HOLE
I’LL NEVER DOUBT YOU ABOUT THIS! KING!!
AGAIN BIG GUY!
WELL LA-DE-DA!! AND THANK YOU MR. BOWZER FOR A LITTLE LATER..
YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO SPACEHACK!! FINE! LET’S JUST
OKAY, THE FUEL GAUGE ON YOUR SHIP HAS BEEN MALFUNCTIONING.
GET ON WITH THE GAME. SHALL WE???
APPARENTLY DAVE’S LASER-BLAST TO THE CONSOLE DID SOME
DAMAGE AFTER-ALL! YOU BETTER LAND YOUR SHIP IMMEDIATELY
OR YOU’RE IN DANGER OF BECOMING A DRIFTING HULK!!
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LET’S SEE....UH IT’S WELL DUH!!! NO PROBLEM GUYS. THAT DRIVE IS EQUIPPED WITH A STANDARD R75
A STANDARD STAR COLLECTION SKIMMER. ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SKIM THE OCEAN SURFACE AND WE
LEAGUE HYDROGEN HAVE ALL THE HYDROGEN WE NEED. WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS. CRIPES!! I WAS WORRIED
DRIVE. WHY? THERE FOR A MOMENT.
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A WEE BIT LATER...
OKAY, YOU HEAR A STATIC-HUM AND THE PIRATE CAPTAIN
OKAY, THE PIRATE CAPTAIN AGREES TO BEAM OVER TO YOUR BEGINS TO MATERIALIZE ON THE BRIDGE. YOU NOTICE THAT....
BRIDGE. HE SAYS THAT IN THE INTEREST OF PEACE HE WILL
TRUST YOU NOT KEEP YOUR WORD AND ALLOW HIM TO
FREELY LEAVE IF THE TALKS DON’T GO WELL. WHILE BOB’S DOING THAT I’M
LOCKING THE SHIP’S RAIL-
I BLAST HIM GUNS ON THE PIRATE SHIP
WITH MY AND LETIN’ EM RIP!!!
PULSE-
RIFLE!!!
I GUESS I SET UP THE
CONFERENCE ROOM FOR
NOTHING, HUH?
FOOLS!!! AS I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, AS THE PIRATE CAPTAIN BEGINS TO MATERIALIZE ON THE BRIDGE YOU SUDDENLY
REALIZE THAT THE FORM TAKING SHAPE IS NOT A HUMAN AT ALL BUT A TIRILLIEAN-NUCLEAR DEVICE. YOU
HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME TO SEE THE COUNT-DOWN METER CLICK FROM 3 TO 2 TO 1 BEFORE THE BOMB’S BLAST TURNS YOU AND
YOUR SHIP INTO A BRILLIANT FLASH OF THERMAL ENERGY.
HOW MUCH DAMAGE HEY WAIT A SEC!
FOWL! FOWL!! THAT DIRTY DID I TAKE? NO WAY THAT COULD
ROTTEN CHEAT!! I KNEW WE
COULDN’T TRUST HIM. HAPPEN ON MY WATCH!
WELL ACCORDING TO THE SPACEHACK TECHNICAL MANUAL, PAGE 23, ALL SPACE LEAGUE
OH? AND TRANSPORTERS HAVE STANDARD SAFE-GUARDS BUILT INTO THEM. THE TRANSPORTERS WILL AUTOMATICALLY
WHY SHUT-DOWN IF IT DETECTS NUCLEAR MATERIAL WHEN ATTEMPTING TO SEND OR RECEIVE A TRANSPORT-BEAM.
NOT?
THAT WAS GAWD,
WAY TO GO BRIAN!! CLOSE. YOU’RE
MAN I THOUGHT WE BOUGHT GOOD!
THE FARM THAT TIME.
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DAD BLAST IT!!! I HATE THIS STUPID GAME. TOO SORRY B.A.!! YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. THAT BOMB
MANY VARIABLES. FINE, FINE!! THE PIRATES’ HAD THREE SECONDS LEFT ON THE COUNTER.
ATTEMPT TO BEAM THE BOMB ONTO YOUR SHIP FAILS. A
FEW MOMENTS LATER THEY KICK IN THEIR JUMP DRIVES WHEN THE TRANSPORTER SHUT
AND LEAP OUT OF ...... DOWN THAT BOMB WAS LEFT
TICKING ON THE PIRATE’S
TRANSPORTER PAD.
DON’T YOU MEAN A FEW MOMENTS LATER THEY
BLOW UP!!! THOSE GUYS ARE DEAD!
KABOOM!!
GOOD TRY!! FORGET THE STUPID BOMB. I MADE A MISTAKE. THE PIRATES WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WOULDN’T HAVE
WORKED SO IT NEVER HAPPENED. OKAY, SO THE PIRATE SHIP JUMPS OUT OF SYSTEM AND.....
NO WAY!!! YOU IF BRIAN HADN’T CAUGHT YOUR MISTAKE WE’D YOU’RE BEING DON’T DISGRACE
GOTTA LIVE BY ALL BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. I SAY THOSE UNFAIR B.A. THE SCREEN,
YOUR CALLS THE PIRATES ARE DEAD OR I GO HOME! B.A.!! ADMIT TO
SAME AS WE DO! YOUR MISTAKE.
OH COME ON!! NOW WE’VE DONE IT!!LAST BRIAN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD YEAH, AND MAYBE I
FLIP THE TIME WE GOT TO HIM LIKE CHOKE IT DOWN AND LET B.A. COULD BLOW A 10-
TABLE, THROW THIS HE DESIGNED A DUNGEON WIN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. SIDER THROUGH A
SOME DICE, WITH SPIKED PITS EVERY 10 SODA STRAW.
BUT DON’T NOT!!
FOOT SQUARE.
QUIT IN THE
MIDDLE OF A
GAME!!
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Conquer and Deny based on a story by christopher heath and ned allen
WELL, IT’S LIKE THIS. WE CAN’T GO FIVE MINUTES PLAYING HACKMASTER WITHOUT SOMEONE
ARGUING OVER A RULE CALL. HALF OF GARY JACKSON’S RULES CONTRADICT THE OTHER HALF. JUST FOR THE RECORD
RISQUE IS SIMPLE, TRIED-AND-TRUE AND BEST OF ALL, I CAN PLAY TOO. I NEED A BREAK. ONLY 23 PERCENT OF
(SIGH) I’LL GO THE HACKMASTER
YEAH, ME TOO. ALONG WITH THE RULES ARE
WELL, IF YOU NEED A BREAK I GUESS I
RISQUE IT GROUP I SUPPOSE. CONTRADICTORY.
CAN PUT UP RISQUE FOR ONE NIGHT.
IS THEN!
GREAT! I’VE GOT A FEW SURPRISES FOR YOU THOUGH. I’VE SPRUCED UP THE GAME A BIT BY ADDING
I’LL PLAY BUT IN THE
THE CONTINENT OF ANTARCTICA AND ATLANTIS. THE LATER CONTINENT FLOATS AROUND THE BOARD.
INTEREST OF
ALSO THERE’S MY HOME-BREWED DECK OF BLUE CARDS YOU GET TO DRAW FROM AT THE START OF
FAIRNESS I’LL
YOUR TURN. THEY CONSIST OF NUKES, MUTANT ARMIES, PLAGUE AND FAMINE, ETC.
HANDICAP MYSELF.
HEY! I ALWAYS PLAY BLACK. NO I’M ONLY TAKING 50
NUKES???? BLACK ARMIES - I WALK! PERCENT OF MY
THAT ROCKS! GAWD STARTING ARMIES.
BLACK HELP
ARMIES!! I US!
CALLED!!
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A FEW MOMENTS LATER OH...UH...WHILE YOU’RE DOING THAT B.A. I’M GOING TO RUN
OKAY, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE ALREADY TO PLAY. LET’S ROLL TO SEE OUT TO MY VAN AND GET MY...UH...MY LUCKY SIX-
WHO GOES FIRST. UH....ACTUALLY, UH..BEFORE WE GET STARTED, SIDERS. CAN’T PLAY RISQUE WITHOUT THE OL’
LET ME CHECK ON THE CAT. I...UH....THINK HE’S OUT OF WATER. LUCKY SIX-SIDERS. BE RIGHT BACK.
LUCKY SIX-SIDERS?? ACCORDING TO
HURRY UP THEN. I DON’T LIKE THE RULES YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH THE DICE
ANY INTERRUPTIONS ONCE WE THAT CAME IN THE BOX.
START PLAYING. IT DISRUPTS MY
STRATEGIC MIND-SET.
HURRY
BACK!
UH HUH!!! YOU SEE THAT? THEY I KNEW THEY WERE UP TO SOMETHING. LOOK WHERE THEY PLACED THEIR ARMIES!!
MUST THINK WE’RE STUPID OR THEY’RE GOING TO TRY AND CATCH US IN A CLASSICAL PINCHER MANEUVER!! DUDE,
SOMETHING. LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE WE’VE GOT TO FORM A NON-AGGRESSION PACT! THE TWO OF US
UNDER-THE-TABLE WON’T ATTACK EACH OTHER UNTIL EITHER BRIAN OR B.A. HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED. AT
DIPLOMACY TO ME. THAT POINT THE PACT IS NULLIFIED. AGREED??
YA VOW MINE COMRADE ILL DUCHY!!
AGREED! OF COURSE THIS
MEANS I’M SO
MUCH CANNON-
FODDER!
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DUDE YOU GOTTA BREAK OUT OF AFRICA AND TAKE TELL YA WHAT!! I’M CASHING IN MY CARDS FOR 50 ARMIES NEXT TURN.
SOME TERRITORY FROM BRIAN!! HE’S GETTING TOO WITHDRAW YOUR TROOPS FROM WEST AFRICA. THAT WAY I
POWERFUL. CAN PUNCH THROUGH AFRICA AND HURT BRIAN..
ARE YOU KIDDING?? LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN WHAT? ALLOW FOREIGN TROOPS ON MY SOIL?? I
EUROPE!!! HE PULVERIZED ME. I LOST 150 MEN DON’T THINK SO. WHAT’S TO KEEP YOU FROM SWEEPING
TRYING TO HOLD ICELAND. AFRICA IF I DID THAT?
WELL I CAN’T GET TO HIM. I’M TRAPPED HERE OOOOOOHHH!! I
DUDE! IT’S ME!! WE WELL....OKAY. I’M
IN SOUTH AMERICA WITH B.A. BREATHING DIDN’T KNOW YOU
HAVE A PACT RIGHT? TRUSTING YOU.
DOWN MY NECK!! COULD CASH IN
I’D NEVER BREAK A I’M WITHDRAWING ALL
PACT WITH A MY TROOPS FROM YOUR CARDS FOR
STAUNCH ALLY! WEST AFRICA. ARMIES.
YEP!!
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THIRTY BLOODY MINUTES LATER...
HA! SORRY DUDE!! TOO BAD YOU GUYS ARE
I’M CASHING IN MY CARDS FOR 125 ARMIES!! AND THEN MY I ROLLED FIVES AND FIGHTING IN VAIN!!
BLACK ARMIES OF DEATH ARE LAUNCHING SIXES!! MY GREEN EMPIRE IS
THEIR BLITZKRIEG!! I’M ATTACKING SOUTH YOUR LITTLE BLITZKRIEG JUST STEADILY MOVING
AFRICA FROM MADAGASCAR!! FIZZLED!! TAKE OFF SIX ARMIES. TOWARD AFRICA.
NO PROBLEM!!! MY LEGIONS
OF WRATH ATTACK AGAIN!!!
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!!!!
ROLL AGAIN
E
TTL
RA TLE
T
RA
BIG SIXES!!!
COME ON BOYS!!
GIVE ME BIG
SIXES!!
RA
T
RA TLE
TTL
E
HEY I TOLD YOU TO CUT WELL THERE’S NOTHING IN THE RULES ABOUT JINXING DICE. IF
HA!!! TAKE EM’ THAT OUT!!! THAT WASN’T YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT DAVE, I HEAR THERE’S A GAME OF
OFF!! THAT WILL TEACH FAIR!! YOU CAN’T JINX CHUTES AND LADDERS GOING ON DOWN AT MOTHER
YOU TO ... GAAAA!! ANOTHER MAN’S DICE!! CROCK’S PRE-SCHOOL!!
I DEMAND A RE-ROLL!!
TAKE IT LIKE A
MAN DAVE.
HEY COME ON GUYS,
BREAK IT UP.!!
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OKAY, IT’S PAYBACK TIME. I’M PLAYING THIS BLUE CARD DIRTY NUKE?? WOW!! SO NOW SOUTHERN AFRICA AND
ON YOU!! DIRTY-NUKE!!! YOUR EXPEDITIONARY EACH BORDERING TERRITORY IS UNINHABITABLE FOR THE REST
FORCES SUSTAIN 50 PERCENT CASUALTIES!!!!! OF THE GAME!!!
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WELL, I GUESS I JUST SORRY BRIAN!! LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO GET THE
CAN’T SIT HERE IN FULL BRUNT OF MY BREAK-OUT FROM
AUSTRALIA THE AUSTRALIA!! NOTHING PERSONAL..
WHOLE GAME!!! I’M
CASHING IN TWO SETS HUH?? OH..UH...RIGHT SARA.
OF CARDS!! THAT NOTHING PERSONAL. BUT I WARN
SHOULD GIVE ME 175 YOU I AIN’T GONNA PULL MY
ARMIES. OH, AND I HAVE PUNCHES.
THIS BLUE CARD,
“NOBLE CAUSE”
WHICH DOUBLES THE
VALUE OF MY CARDS
SO THAT’S 350 ARMIES
TOTAL!!!
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Beating the Odds Based on a story by Hal Mckinney
MAN, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU BET! I THOUGHT I’D A CLERIC?? BUT THEN BOB’S PLAYING A
RUNNING THIS ADVENTURE. LET’S GET PLAY A CLERIC THIS TIME OUR PARTY WON’T HAVE CLERIC?? THIS A
GOING! UH, BOB, YOUR CHARACTER, OUT. HIS NAME IS A THIEF. WE JUST GOTTA GOTTA SEE.
LITTLE LEFTY WAS KILLED NICKY THE HAVE A THIEF.
LAST WEEK. DO YOU HAVE A NEW MONK
CHARACTER READY?
I SEE A BAD
MOON ARISIN’
BOB, WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW CHARACTER. I YEAH! I’M TELLING YOU I WAS REALLY FLOORED AT MY
FIND IT A LITTLE STRANGE THAT THERE ARE NO INCREDIBLE LUCK!! IMAGINE THE ODDS, HUH?
STATS UNDER 18. IF THAT WEREN’T ODD ENOUGH
YOU ALSO HAVE 18/100 STRENGTH.!!!
I DON’T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU THIS SUCKS!!! I HAVE AN BOB HAVE SOME TACK! EVERYBODY CHEATS ON A STAT OR
BOB BUT I DON’T THINK I WOULD INCREDIBLE STREAK OF TWO FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT YOU WENT OVERBOARD.
CALL THIS A CASE OF YOU JUST GOOD LUCK AND YOU
BEING ‘LUCKY’. ACCUSE ME OF ASSUMING YOUR DICE HAVE
CHEATING?? FAIRLY TRUE EDGES
MAN, WHAT 2,2846.732.913.5 TO ONE WOULD
ARE THE BE A FAIR ESTIMATE.
ODDS?
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WELL THERE’S BEEN A RASH OF ‘LUCKY STREAKS’ LATELY DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY FIRST CHARACTER, TAR
AND I’M FED UP WITH IT. I THOUGHT THE HONOR SYSTEM ON MARKVAR?? HE STARTED OUT A LOWLY THIEF WITH
CHARACTER GENERATION WOULD SPEED UP THINGS AND THE MOST PATHETIC STATS YOU EVER SAW. BUT LITTLE
GIVE US MORE TIME TO GAME. FROM NOW ON ALL TAR WENT ON TO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.......
CHARACTER GENERATIONS HAVE TO BE WITNESSED!!
I HATE HIS STORIES ABOUT TAR MARKVAR!!
HE ROLE-PLAYS A WIMP CHARACTER ELEVEN
YEARS AGO AND HE ACTS LIKE A MARTYR!!
HE NEVER TELLS THE STORY HOW
TAR WAS KILLED BY A BLIND
BEGGAR AFTER ATTEMPTING TO
STEAL A COIN FROM HIS TIN-CUP.
THE FOLLOWING WEEK! IT’S TRUE B.A. BOB ROLLED TEN NATURAL 18’S IN MY
HEY, I’M TELLING YOU THE PRESENCE. I WAS TRULY ASTONISHED! I MEAN....WHAT CAN
DICE WERE HOT!!! AND I HAD YOU SAY?? WOW!
BOB??? ALL 18’ S??? MY WITNESS SO IT’S ALL
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, GIVE ME A OFFICIAL. DAVE WAS THERE OH BROTHER! SOUNDS A LITTLE FISHY
BREAK HUH?? AND HE EVEN SIGNED OFF ON TO ME. BUT THEN AGAIN,
MY CHARACTER SHEET. IF DAVE SAW IT WITH
HIS OWN EYES...
AND WHAT’S THIS? DAVE’S NEW CHARACTER? WHY LOOK AT I ROLLED SO MANY TIMES THAT I BLISTERS??
THIS, ALL 18’S!! WHAT A SURPRISE!! OH, BUT I SEE IT’S HAVE BLISTERS ON MY HANDS. YOU SHOULD
SIGNED OFF BY BOB. SO IT MUST BE KOSHER. YOU GUYS USE MY
REALLY TAKE THE CAKE YOU KNOW THAT? CHARACTER
I GUESS YOU WANTED THOSE GENERATION
HONEST B.A.!!! WE USED UP 18’S PRETTY BAD THEN. PROGRAM.
TWO REAMS OF PAPER AND A
BOX OF NUMBER 2 PENCILS.
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YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT ROLE-PLAYING!!! IT’S NOT ABOUT HAVING THE MOST POWERFUL RELIC OR
MAXIMUM STATS!!! WHAT POSSIBLE SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT CAN YOU GARNER FROM THAT?? TRUE ROLE-PLAYING IS TAKING
THE RAW MATERIAL THAT’S GIVEN TO YOU - THAT STREAM OF NUMBERS AND STATS ON THAT PIECE OF PAPER YOU HOLD AND
TURNING IT INTO SOMETHING NOBLE AND HEROIC!! I WISH I COULD MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. TAKE MY LOWLY THIEF TAR
MARKVAR!! HIS STATS SUCKED. EVERYBODY TOLD ME TO SCRAP HIM AND ROLL UP A NEW CHARACTER. YOU WERE THERE
BRIAN - REMEMBER THAT? BUT I TOOK THAT LITTLE GUY AND WENT ON TO BLAH, BLA...
JUST SMILE AND
IF I EVER RUN INTO THAT RUNT I’M GONNA RUN HIM THROUGH FOR
GREAT! ANOTHER PRETEND YOU’RE
HAVING TO LISTEN STORIES ABOUT HIM ALL THESE YEARS.
LESSON ON MARKVAR ENTHRALLED OR HE’LL
THE WUSS! KEEP GOING ON AND ON.
I JUST DON’T GET IT! WE ROLE-PLAY SO WE CAN BE WELL, SOME GUYS JUST AREN’T CUT OUT TO BE PLAYERS. POOR
HEROES AND KICK THE BUTTS OF DRAGONS, ORCS AND SAPS ARE RELEGATED TO BEING SPECTATORS OR WORSE YET,
BEASTIES. B.A. ROLE-PLAYS GEEKS AND LOSERS! GAMEMASTERS.
THAT’S IT!! I’M DOING MY TRUE, THE GAMEMASTER
AND THEN TAR SAID TO THE KING, TERM PAPER FOR PSYCH 101 CAN BE A SAD AND
“WHY? DO YOU LOSE ONE?” HA HA. ON YOU GUYS!! MELANCHOLY FIGURE. THE
AND THE STUPID KING DIDN’T GET IT.
GAMER WHO NEVER PLAYS.
SO HE THREW TAR IN THE DUNGEON
AND BLAH...BLAH..
1. Put your dice in your mouth and swish them around for ‘good luck’ before you roll your to-hits.
2. Bring a cellular phone to the game and call friends for advice when your character faces danger.
3. Wear the name tags to EVERY convention you’ve ever attended to the game.
4. Do sound effects for all the monsters and encounters the Gamemaster announces.
5. Stubbornly insist on buying other gamers’ dice then they roll good numbers.
6. Say “Too Bad, So Sad” whenever someone’s character dies using a PeeWee Herman voice.
7. Give all your characters unpronounceable names and then insist that others call them by name.
8. Give nonsensical hand-signs to the GM causing the other gamers to think you’re up to something.
9. Constantly write sticky notes that say, “Hi how are ya!” and pass them to the GM during play.
10. Look at other players’ character sheets and then frantically write yourself a note.
11. Ask other players, “So....when your character sleeps where does he keep his stuff?”
12. In the middle of an exciting encounter look at the GM and say, “Your heart’s not in this is it?”
[Dave - if you can think of any thing for this list go for it. I was inspired by the lsit you sent
me. Delete any you don’t think are funny.}
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Can’t Buy Me Luck story suggested by Richard Bartle
OKAY BOB, AS YOU ENTER THE ROOM YOU ARE PA-LEEZE!! IT’S JUST
CONFRONTED WITH A LONE ORC. HE’S A SCRAWNY ORC!
CAREFUL BOB!!! YOU
BRANDISHING A SMALL AXE. SINCE YOU KICKED
KNOW THE DICE HAVE
THE DOOR IN, HE’S SURPRISED SO YOU HAVE THE
BEEN WORKING AGAINST YEAH BUT BOB’S BEEN ON AN
INITIATIVE!!
YOU ALL NIGHT!! UNLUCKY STREAK FOR TWO
WEEKS. HE FUMBLED 8 TIMES
LAST WEEK AND FOUR TIMES
I’M GOING TO WASTE HIM WITH TONIGHT.
THAT SWORD I JUST FOUND!!
SECONDS LATER....
OH MAN! WASTED BY TALK ABOUT BAD LUCK!
A COMMON ORC. I HOPE IT ISN’T CATCHY.
I UH....(WHIMPER)...I UH, ROLLED A ONE. I FUMBLED. IS THERE ANY LOWER FORM
OF DEATH??
OH MAN AND THE ORC ROLLED A RESSURECTING THAT
CRITICAL HIT!! ACCORDING TO THE CHARACTER WOULD BE AN
CHART HE JUST ACT OF CRUELTY!
DECAPITATED YOU.
NEXT WEEK. WELL HE WON’T BE SEEING ME AGAIN ANYTIME DON’T WORRY BOB! I’M SURE THINGS
SOON. I’M GOING TO LAY LOW AND PLAY IT SAFE WILL TURN AROUND FOR YOU.
OKAY THE RESSURECCTION WAS UNTIL THIS UNLUCKY-STREAK GOES AWAY.
SUCCESSFUL.
IF THIS CLERIC GAVE OUT BOB’S BEHIND ME??
GREENSTAMPS YOU’D BE ABLE GOOD IDEA BOB!! I’LL TAKE THE WATCH THOSE
TO TRADE IN FOR A STEREO POINT. YOU GUARD OUR BACKS. FUMBLES STICK-BOY!
SYSTEM OR SOMETHING BY NOW.
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A LITTLE LATER..
GAAAAA!!! I’M EASY BOB! YOU CAN DO IT! JUST THINK
AS THE GROUP IS MOVING DOWN THE
A DEAD MAN!! YOU NEVER MISS WITH HIGH
CORRIDOR YOU HEAR A SCRAPING SOUND
I’LL LET LOOSE WITH MY YOUR CROSSBOW! NUMBERS!!!
FROM BEHIND. BOB YOU SPIN AROUND TO
CROSSBOW OF DOOM!! FOCUS ON THE
SEE FOUR KOBOLDS EMERGING
FROM A SECRET DOOR! HOLD ON BOB!! DICE!!
YOU CAN ROLL TO HELP IS ON THE WAY!!
HIT BOB!!!
I CAN’T DO IT! DAVE, YOU ROLL FOR ME. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I ROLLED A ONE!
DAMN!! THE TORCH-BEARER
WAS MORE EFFECTIVE AS A
NO WAY!!! THAT’S BAD KARMA.
AS YOU TRIED TO RAISE FIGHTER THAN BOB!! NOW WE’RE
I MIGHT INHERIT YOUR BAD LUCK.
YOUR CROSSBOW YOU REALLY HURTING.
THANKS BUT NO THANKS. YOU ROLL
FUMBLED. ONE BOLT
YOUR OWN DICE!
HITS BRIAN’S DUDE!! YOU BOB IS INFLICTING
CHARACTER IN THE KILLED LITTLE MORE DAMAGE ON
BACK. THE OTHER ONE KNOBBY US THAN THE
KILLS THE TORCH- FOOT! DUNGEON.
BEARER.
THAT’S IT!!! I’M INTERVENING. BOB, WE’VE GOT FIRST WE EMPTY YOUR DICE BAG OUT ON THE TABLE. EACH ONE OF
TO PURGE YOU OF YOUR BAD LUCK. LET’S US ROLLS EACH DIE IN THE BAG UNTIL WE EACH GET A
GO DOWN THE CHECKLIST. MAXIMUM RESULT ON EACH DIE!! SECOND, WE RUB EACH
DIE ACROSS GARY JACKSON’S SIGNATURE IN MY AUTOGRAPHED COPY
OF HACKMASTER: PLAYER TIPS AND
TACTICS. AND FINALLY, WE PUT ALL THE DICE BACK IN THE
WELL TAKE IT BAG AND SHAKE IT 100 TIMES TO REDISTRIBUTE THE LUCK.
FROM THE TOP,
STEP BY STEP. WELL LET’S HURRY!! YEAH, THAT’S WHAT
I CAN FEEL MOTHER HE NEEDS. A GOOD
MISFORTUNE PRESSING DOWN ON OLD FASHIONED,
ME AS WE SPEAK. DICE-CLEANSING.
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YOU’VE TRIED THIS BEFORE?? THERE’S ALWAYS THE DANGER THAT BOB’S BAD LUCK
DOES IT REALLY WORK?? WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO ONE OR MORE OF US!!
YEAH, POOR JOHNNY! HE WAS BANNED FROM TOURNAMENT PLAY WASN’T JOHNNY THE GUY WHO PUT SUPERGLUE ON
- BLACK BALLED!!! I HEAR HE’S A YOUNG-DEMOCRAT ALL THE TOILET SEATS AT THAT CONVENTION??
NOW. RUNS A BURGER&BEANS IN DES MOINES. I DON’T THINK BAD-LUCK HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH...
NO BOB, WE’RE A TEAM. WE PLAY
LOOK GUYS, THIS IS MY MONKEY!! YOU TOGETHER AND WE TAKE RISKS
DON’T HAVE TO RISK YOUR OWN LUCK TOGETHER. LET’S DO IT!!
TRYING TO HELP ME.
ALRIGHT!! WE’LL YOU GUYS REALLY THERE YOU SEE B.A!! I TOLD YOU TO RUB
HEY, I THINK CLEAN UP ON EP AND DON’T BELIEVE IN YOUR DICE ON GARY’S NAME RIGHT TO LEFT
B.A. TREASURE!! LET’S FLOATING BAD- BUT YOU INSISTED ON LEFT TO RIGHT!
CHANNELED PLAY OVER-TIME LUCK DO YOU?
MY BAD-
LUCK!!!
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Agent of Evil!! Story by CHRISTOPHER HEATH and Mark steuer
A LARGE CIRCULAR ROOM IS REVEALED WITH A IT’S EVIL!! WHAT??? YOU DON’T
DOMED-CEILING. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM IS BRIAN WAS RIGHT!! I SAY WE DESTROY DESTROY THE SINGLE
AN ALTAR. MAGICAL FLAMES DANCE FROM EACH IT’S THE IT!! BEFORE IT’S TOO MOST POWERFUL RELIC
CORNER OF THE LARGE MARBLE BLOCK. LEGENDARY LATE. IN THE
LYING IN THE CENTER OF THE ALTAR ON A VELVET HAND OF HACKMASTER’S
PILLOW IS A SEVERED HAND!!! IT IS VECTRA!! GM GUIDE!!
ADORNED WITH DOZENS OF RINGS AND BRACELETS.
A HAND??
THEN IT’S
TRUE!!
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WELL, IF THAT’S THE WAY IT’S GONNA BE. I WON THE ROLL!!
DAVE AND BRIAN WILL HAVE TO ROLL FOR YOU’RE ACTUALLY I WON THE ROLL!!
INITIATIVE TO SEE WHO CAN HACK OFF DAVE IS STILL SAWIN’ AWAY
HEY DON’T FORGET DUELING TO SEE WHO
THEIR OWN HAND THE
I’M USING MY CAN MAIM BUT MY HAND IS ALREADY
QUICKEST. BRIAN GETS A +2 BONUS FOR
USING AN AXE. HACKMASTER +12!! THEMSELVES FIRST? LYING ON THE GROUND!!
HAR HAR - LOSER!!
DAMN!!! ALL I
HAVE IS THIS STUPID
CROSSBOW! SOMEBODY
LOAN ME A DAGGER.
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BRIAN’S RIGHT, DAVE. THE HAND IS USELESS TO YOU!!! THAT HAND IS AN
LOOKS LIKE YOU GET THE HAND BRIAN. AS YOU PLACE THE EVIL RELIC!
HAND TO YOUR STUB, IT..... IT’S POWERS CAN ONLY BE
USED TO FURTHER EVIL!
MY CHARACTER IS LAWFUL
GOOD AND HAS TAKEN A VOW
WAIT!!!! TO FIGHT EVIL!! I DRAW
I CAN’T MY SWORD AND
LET THIS ATTEMPT TO
HAPPEN!! STOP BRIAN!!
HA HA!!! LISTEN UP NUMB BOB, I’LL GIVE YOU 6,000 GP’S IF YOU
DICE!!! WHILE YOU WERE BUSY CHOPPING I’LL GIVE YOU 4,000 GP’S DESTROY IT RIGHT NOW!!
OFF YOUR HANDS AND BICKERING I GRABBED THE NOW AND I’LL THROW IN
HAND. LET’S PLAY A LITTLE GAME - SHALL MY MAGIC COW*.
HERE’S A BID! MY FIST
WE?? IT’S CALLED, BOB’S ARTIFACT IN YOUR FACE
AUCTION!!! THE HAND GOES TO THE BOBBY-BOY!! HAND
HIGHEST BIDDER. BIDDING STARTS AT 5,000 GP’S OVER THAT HAND - NOW!!
HMMM...THIS
IS GETTING
INTERESTING.
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YOU STUPID JERK!!! DUDE, RELAX!! I’M PICKING UP
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE. VECTRA’S HAND AND
NOW WHAT THE HELL AM I ATTACHING IT YOUR SHOULDER. IT’S (SIGH) ANOTHER
GONNA DO??? I GOT NO MAGICAL, AIN’T IT?? MAYBE IT WILL POLAROID
HANDS!! GROW A NEW ARM FOR YA! MOMENT
COMING UP.
WELL DO SOMETHING!!!
I FEEL EXPOSED HERE. I
CAN’T EVEN WIELD MY
HACKMASTER +12
YOU PLACE THE HAND ON DAVE’S THIS AIN’T NICE TRY GUYS!! B.A., I’M TAKING
SORRY DUDE!!
SHOULDER AND IT INSTANTLY FUNNY!! MY AXE AND HACKING
I MEANT WELL.
MESHES WITH HIS FLESH. UH, COME ON, MAN!! THAT HAND OFF OF DAVE’S
GUESS YOU WON’T NEED
SORRY DAVE. IT DIDN’T GROW A FIX ME!!! MAKE IT BODY. NOT LIKE HE CAN DO
YOUR SWORD BACK.
NEW ARM FOR YA. YOU NOW HAVE RIGHT!! ANYTHING TO STOP ME.
(SNICKER!)
A HAND PROTRUDING FROM YOUR
SHOULDER JOINT.
A FEW HOURS LATER... WELL? SOMEBODY PAY THE MAN! I CAN’T DARN!! I REALLY
GET TO MY COIN POUCH AT THE MOMENT. WANTED THAT HAND!!
okay, the HEALER says he’ll MAYBE WE CAN
give you a group discount. he’ll at least i was able to PURSUE THAT RUMOR
reattach three hands, one arm, I GOT DIBS ON destroy the evil relic ABOUT THE HEAD
and resurrect bob all for 10,000 THE INCENSE!! before it did any harm OF VECRA!!
gp’s. he’ll even throw in some
free incense and some temple-
literature.
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copy this page and write your own classic KODT story ideas. Mail your entry* to
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Yamara
Price: $9.95
Originally published by Steve Jackson Games
Distribution now being handled by;
Aetherco
P.O. Box 801 Rhinebeck, NY 12572
By Chris Adams & Barbara Manui
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Yamara ran in Dragon magazine for several years and is dearly
missed by fans. You may have missed this 64 page, full-sized
Yamara book. The bulk of the book is a collection of the Yamara
strips which ran in Dragon. The remainder of the book is filled with
maps, fictional pieces, and zany fillers. Please write first, or email
yamara@aol.com to inquire about price and availability
Brian’s Rating: CheckItOut
Throwing Stones
Collectible Dice dueling/rpg game
Price: 9.95
Gamesmiths Inc.
P.O. Box 2133
El Sequndo, CA 90245
Game Design by Jeff Siadek
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This kewl game came out in 1995 and was
over-looked or missed by a lot of gamers.
Throwing Stones are unique dice that come in
a plastic tube with rules. (nine to a tube).
The dice can be used to duel another player
in an arena with spells and weapons. This
makes it a great beer-and-pretzel game. But
hold on! You can also use Throwing Stones
as a role-playing engine to run adventures. A
separate, 96 page rule book is available for
those want to delve further.
Brian’s Rating: Worth-a-Look
Chalk One Up For Bart
For those of you who watch the SIMPSONS™ you may
have noticed in the opening credits, Bart is being punished
and writing something 100 times on the blackboard. The
following is a compilation of the various phrases poor Bart
has had to scrawl out in chalk over the past few seasons.
I will not carve gods.
PARTING SHOTS