Why do men wear underwear?

Alliah Mae Casing

Good morning everyone. I’m here in front of you because I’m not in the
back. I am standing here because im not sitting there. Before I start my
speech I’d like to finish it. Listen carefully. Especially to the one who ask
the question “Why do men wear underwear? …. Nice question
I asked my two males friends to help me answer this question. My smartest
friend and…. My friend. I asked first my smartest friend, Jobert. Why do
you wear briefs? He replied. Are u being dumb again? I replied. No, I am
alliah just answer my question. He said he’s not wearing briefs because he’s
not wearing undies. Wow, ladies and gentlemen I have the smartest friend
in the world. I bet he has Albert Einstein’s brain.Then I asked my friend
who always have an F in his report card. Why do you wear briefs? He
replied. Why do you ask? Are you going to buy me a new one. Oh plese I
only I have 3 of them. Dude, I did not ask how many briefs you have.I wear
it to keep everything together. Most men feel the security of keeping their
manhood behind the cage or else it will be all doodling around inside the
pants. Also it prevents marks. Think of the times when you wont wear
anything inside, the stains will come straight in contact with your pants and
might even be visible to others. That’s embarrassing. Wow ladies and
gentlemen he’s my friend who always have an F to his report card
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