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Managing Editor Mich R. Lagdameo

Copy Editor Khyne L. Palumar
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Contributing writers Mikey Agulto, Christian Brazil Bautista, Pong Castillo,
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Alex Paita, Lamar Roque, Cara Tanlimco, Anton Umali, Tatin Yang
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Legs, Lips
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Lovi Poe, Lust

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Marian Rivera
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Nipples, Nymphomania

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Afterparty, Ass, Ellen Adarna Onanism, One-night Stands
Attraction, rules of Endings, Happy Orgasm, Ornusa Cadness
Aids, Art Eula Valdes
Angel Locsin Empress, Erotica 1
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Erection, Ejaculate Paloma, Poledancing
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BDSM, Breast '
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Bedroom, Beauty Queens, Fellatio, Foreplay Pornography 
Bikini Fetish, Francine Prieto, Positions, Sexual
Bela Padilla, Fifty Shades of Grey 5
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Boxers vs. Briefs 2
.......................................... 96 Tantric sex, Tera Patrick
Bianca King (
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Colegialas and Girlfriend Experience, The Ramon Revilla 6
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Cheerleaders, Cunts Gaby Dela Merced Rica Peralejo Underboob, Underwear,
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Hentai, Horniness Meter Sam Pinto Valerie Concepcion
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Deviances, sexual Karen Montelibano Zeroes, Zipper, Zohan
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brothers (at least we think so), are swarmed by
ladies, while we aren’t. Evolutionary psychology
theories pin it down to more obvious reasons:
humans, as animals, select sexual partners
based on their capability of passing good genes
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Evolutionary biologist Randy Thornhill studied
the science of symmetry for 15 years and
found that men who appear (and calculated
by computers) to have symmetrical features
enjoyed more sexual partners.

BEWANG MATTERS
Women with a waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) of 0.67
to 1.18 are attractive to men—0.7 being the most
desirable. While 0.8 to 1.0 WHR in males turn
women on, psychologists say.

EVERYONE HAS ‘TASTES’

Do your exes look the same? Or do you see your
beloved mother in her? That’s because we’re wired
to find partners with genes that have been tried
and tested to work with our genetic makeup, and
therefore will breed successful, healthy offspring.

ODOR MATTERS
Smelling your partner is like sniffing your food
before you bite. Because of pheromones,
ovulating women find men–smells more
appealing. The same way men find women’s odor
more tempting when they’re at their most fertile.
MONKEYS SAY:
YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
ASSES ARE People say you and your lover look like
twins. That’s because your primal
THE BEST!
Sexologist Alfred Kinsey argues that
selves seek partners similar to you in
intelligence, status, and personalities, in
male fascination to breasts are derived short, someone who’s in your league. J.
from its likeness to buttocks. Female Philippe Rushton, a psychologist at the
baboons’ asses, for example, blush University of Western Ontario, found
when they’re ready for mating. While that having similarities accomodates
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asses, you could get a little blush making process when choosing
going with a little spanking. a mate.
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from your parents, hitched on shared

needles, and lurk in shady blood
transplants. But chances are you
aren’t a healthcare worker or a drug
addict, so you’re probably getting it CERAMIC DEPICTING FELLATIO
through sexual contact. Bodily fluids
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FUKUJUSÔ, Katsushika Hokusai

OINOCHOE

Refers to any work of art—drawings,

PHOTO: COURTESY OF WIKICOMMONS

paintings, engravings, sculptures,
music, photographs, writing, an
FHM shoot, a masterfully written
Ladies’ Confession narrative if you
will—that depicts or alludes to the
act of doing the nasty, which causes
an involuntary shooting up of one’s
body temperature. Examples range
from Paleolithic cave paintings and
carvings, to works by the likes of
Andre Collot, Bernard Montorgeuil,
Peter Fendi, Édouard-Henri Avril, and
Pablo Picasso, to Japanese Shunga. Oh
yes! Art!
EROTIC ART, Édouard-Henri Avril
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2003, The second time, in a cocktail dress with four other girls sharing her limelight. The
third time in playful motoring-babe garb, with race car flags to boot. And the fourth time,
in floral and striped swimwear, her delicious curves glistening in the sun.
Why do we insist on repeat cover appearances from an FHM fan favorite? Apart
from the obvious tells of her name: Angelic face, angelic grace, angelic body, and angelic
personality—well, we enjoy seeing this charismatic, hardworking cookie do what she does
best: fly.

PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EGE OF LIGHT

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An acronym for the erotic practices

of Bondage, Discipline, Dominance
and Submission, and Sadomasochism.
Let’s break that down: Bondage is
the use of restraints like ropes, chains,
harnesses or cuffs. Discipline is the
use of punishment. Dominance and
Submission happens when one
partner takes control of the other
“submissive” partners and instructs
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BREAST

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Breasts are differently-sized AREOLA
protrusions of fat and tissue
that factor into mate-choosing
in males; females with bigger
racks score more points. The
word breast finds its root in
the base “bhreus-”, which NIPPLE
means “to swell, to sprout.” A
scientific study from a New
Zealand university shows that
47 percent of men zero in on The nipple response
a woman’s chest first. Of the to external stimuli is
more similar to that of a
images presented to the men stimulated hair follicle,
in the study, 80 percent fixated i.e. tumaas ang balahibo,
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that some women are able
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At its barest, a private room where people
usually sleep for the night or relax during the
day. But tell that to the celebrities featured
on MTV Cribs, who swear that it is “where all
the magic happens.” Ironically, the bedroom
is not the most popular choice of setting in
our Ladies’ Confessions stories, where sex
happens in the most unexpected places.

Number of FHM Hot Turistas who’d let a

guy in their bedroom after the third date: 1
BIKINI-OGLING AT THE BEACH, THREE WAYS*
1. Convenient: Stretch and crack your neck in her direction while managing to
keep her cleavage within your peripherals.
2. Bordering on obvious: Stare at women swimming in the beach, when she
confronts you, say you were looking at the ocean.
3. Slimy: Follow her wherever she goes, keeping a 2-meter distance.
*Practice ogling-then-looking-away at five-second intervals, max.
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Admittedly, we love beauty pageants because of swimsuit segments and the unintentional humor that comes
from question-and-answer portions. It’s a bit confusing with all the pageants running around, so here are the
Big Four you need to watch (don’t video yourself screaming as you watch excitedly—someone might upload it
on Youtube, ending your manhood for good)

MISS UNIVERSE MISS INTERNATIONAL MISS WORLD MISS EARTH

How she gets there: Win How she gets there: How she gets How she gets there:
Miss Universe Philippines Win Binibining Pilipinas– there: Win Miss Win Miss Earth Philippines.
in the Binibining International in the World Philippines. This is a proudly made-
Pilipinas Binibining Pilipinas Until 2010, you in-the-Philippines
pageant. pageant. had to win competition, but don’t
Peg: Peg: Precious Binibining bank on hometown
Margarita Lara Quigaman, Pilipinas– advantage as we’ve
Moran, 2005; Melanie World instead. only won once since its
1973; Marquez, 1979; Peg: Megan inception in 2001.
Gloria Aurora Pijuan, Young, 2013 Peg: Karla Henry,
Diaz, 1970; Gemma anyone? 2008
1969 Teresa Cruz, 1964

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You’d be hard-pressed to find a guy in all of history that isn’t fan of the
bikini. Why, this magnificent piece of clothing dates as far back as 5600
B.C. during the Chalcolithic era when the goddess of an Angolian com-
munity, Callhoyuk, was represented rocking such provocative wear.
This fact suggests that civilizations of yore always knew that the bikini
was meant to be put on a pedestal of adoration and worship. Fast-for-
ward to present-day FHM: who could forget our 150th issue featuring
godsent Marian Rivera with that cherry red bra-top on? Underwear
hypnotism as its finest. Or remember sultry Solenn Heussaff’s 11th
anniversary stunner with that little brown thing on? We bet it brought
you some of your most genuine tears of joy.
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES

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It’s rare that we allow our-
selves to be called “racists” for
a covergirl. And with actress
and March 2012 covergirl Bela
Padilla, that’s exactly what
happened. But those of you
who have followed us since
the inception of FHM know
that we’re not perfect. We
make mistakes, we learn from
them. Yet somehow, putting
Bela on the cover is something
that doesn’t induce regret. She
handled the tribulation and
controversy with poise, her
sensual debut a fine example
of grace under pressure. Now
that’s true sexiness. And now
that all of it is in the past, we
can say we’re sorry for the
mishap, but sorry we are not
for featuring Bela.

PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES

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Theories as to what kind of man you are can be gleaned from various things, and choice of under-
wear is no exception. Here, the pluses and minuses of having to wear either drawers. We’re not
counting wearing boxers and briefs at the same time, though. Even the ladies would agree, that’s
not the slightest bit sexy.

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lead-, comedic-, and villain roles—playing the conniving mestiza in teleseryes’ Marimar and Dyesebel.
Then a woman taking blame for a murder for her lover in Sinner or Saint, in between exercising her
comic knack in Sosy Problems and recurring appearances in Bubble Gang. The half-Canadian actress
has also expressed a desire to create a career behind the scenes. We hope it pans out for her. But selfishly,
we hope to see as much of her sexy self onscreen even more.

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The 1-2 punch of every man's wet dream. Colegialas and cheerleaders are
like Ferraris and Bentleys: they never go out of style and you always want
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a ride. Generations of men have temporarily lost IQ points at the mere
sight of these creatures in microscopic skirts. Of course, what men lose in offensive term for a woman’s
brain function, they gain growth in the trouser region. vagina, vulva or pussy. For a
broader definition, see: Vagina.
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short-skirted,
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a mustache worthy of Burt Her drink in your face
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schools. We're not wardrobe malfunction.
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and disliked self-promotion even more. She can look classically Pinay at one turn, (as in her September 2000 cover
debut), then bleach her hair blonde and look like a foreign Parisian beauty the next (as in our 2007 Girls of Lingerie
Special and FHM b Lingerie cover). Eheads guitarist Marcus Adoro once confessed that Cristina is his favorite FHM
lady. Even when the woman is shuttling between continents and rarely visits the country, you can’t easily forget a
beauty like Cristina.
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intercourse to prevent a man’s sperm
from ever reaching a woman’s egg,
therefore reducing the dreaded
possibility of conception by as much as
98 percent. As some of you may know,
conception leads to things like fetuses,
babies, and the end of a life free of care
and willy-nilly pleasures. This is partly
the reason why the Church has always
considered the innocent condom as a
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gift from the devil himself. An ancient

gift at that—because the condom has
been in use for 400 years, the earliest
of which were made from animal
intestine.
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Like the penis which it
covers, condoms can
expand from flaccid
to awesome with one
committed blow.
Condoms are made of With its elastic nature, Good for attempting to
a stretchy material that you can pull on one look like a bank robber,
allows it to be used as end, and let it crack. whether for real or
an emergency medical during a kinky role-
implement in case the playing session.
sex gets too wild and
you lose a limb in the
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HOW TO REALLY USE A CONDOM

1 Carefully tear the condom’s packaging. But

don’t take it out yet. Place it in your pocket or on
top of the side table, practically anywhere away
from your still-mellow dong.

2 Proceed to perform foreplay on your woman.

If you are a healthy, young male, you should
soon feel something funny stirring in your loins.

3 Hopefully, that something funny will evolve

into something hard. Once you successfully
complete that transition, take out the condom.

4 Let the condom roll out and let it wrap your

now-erect penis.

5 Let natural instinct take over.

Super thin
For your extra
pleasure.

Glow-in-the-dark
condoms
Apart from providing
pleasure for ecstacy
addicts, solves the
problem of a pitch-
black bedroom.
“Where is it? Oh,
there it is!”
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attention, Cristine Reyes has never really left the 100 Sexiest list, has she?
We hate bringing up how she was on the roof of her house waiting for
a helicopter rescue at the time Typhoon Ondoy swept the country, just
like everybody else. But unlike everybody else, Cristine was a glistening
specimen of beauty in her barest, we hate to say it, helpless form—and
not even Ondoy could take that away from her. Screw super typhoons.
Hail Cristine Reyes!

PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO

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the Watergate scandal (we can sense your disappointment). $30,000 to make.
2 The act of a woman (or man, but do you really want to talk about The film's star, Linda
that here?) taking a penis through her mouth “deep” enough so it Lovelace, was paid
appears it’s almost sliding down her “throat”. just $1,200. Her co-
3 Famous '70s porn flick about a woman with a clitoris in her throat. star, Harry Reems,
The premise of the movie may be laughable, but Deep Throat is received just $100.
widely considered as one of the most popular porn movies of all How long?
time. By the way, the movie is supposed to be a comedy. We're not The movie was
sure how many people noticed. completed in less
than a week. The
location of the hotel
where interior scenes
were shot is now
a dormitory for a
university.
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It is estimated that 10
million people in the
US saw the movie.

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a stunner in a club. You give
it time and try to wait for an
opening. Before you know it,
she’s leaving.
Basketball jargon. “Desperation FTW strategy: Calm and
moves” occur when a player rallies his composed, approach her. Lock
squad back from a deficit with little down eye contact. Ditch the
time left on the clock. The baller’s cheesy pickup lines. Smile and
devil-may-care attitude combined spark a convo, but don’t ask
with his maxed-out where and why she’s going. If
efforts can result she looks uninterested, move
in either of two on. But if she starts to
scenarios: 1. He talk, let her do most
leads a photo- of the talking. Let her
finish win, or leave, but not before
2. The team securing her number.
suffers a tough
loss.
Game situation 2: You’re
running late for a crucial dinner
with her family’s whole clan.
You finally arrive but she looks
pissed.
FTW strategy: Flash your
best earnest/apologetic smile
in Z-formation to cover a
wordless apology to everyone
in the table/gathering. Lock
in on your woman, and move
towards her. Come clean on
why you’re late and promise it
won’t happen again.
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Sometimes called “sexual preference disorders,” these are sexual desires and behaviors that go beyond what’s
considered normal, such as getting sexual gratification from particular sexual objects instead of people.
Deviants may or may not recognize the negative effect of their actions, but they don’t have the ability to
control them. You get an erection at the sight of dirty socks? Ding!

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FETISHISM: The achievement EXHIBITIONISM: Gratification VOYEURISM: Gratification by

of sexual satisfaction through
inanimate objects to stimulate
arousal. Examples include
clothing such as lingerie or
footwear, textures such as
rubber or leather, or even
conditions such as obesity.
by exposing private parts to
strangers in public places.
Sometimes self-gratification
in public is also done.
Exhibitionists are turned on by
the excitement, attention, and
people’s reactions.
watching other people undress
or engage in sexual intercourse.
There is no physical contact,
simply an observing stance. And
most voyeurs are men.

PEDOPHILIA: Preferring FROTTEURISM: Arousal ZOOPHILIA: Feelings or actual

children: boys, girls, or both
over adults. Unlike voyeurism
where there is no physical
contact, pedophilia includes
sexually molesting children,
often by heterosexual men.
A criminal act we DO NOT
CONDONE.
by rubbing genitals against
unsuspecting strangers, often
in public places. Deeds are
performed in the middle of a
busy or crowded place like a
packed train.
sexual experiences with/towards
dogs, sheep, or goats, while some
may engage in actual sexual
intercourse.
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We called it first: We had no doubt Diana would make it big in the industry after
posing along Edsa in her pink bikini. From her budding career as a sexy actress ‘to
her unimpeachable sex symbol status in the early 2000s, Diana Zubiri exude a kind of
innocence that makes our imagination go wild. Our three-time cover girl has since shifted
from sex symbol to comedienne and TV drama actress. We miss you, dear Diana, but we’re
proud of your dodging the limelight in exchange for continuing your education. For the
meantime, we still wonder: how would you like causing traffic again?

PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO

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By definition, a dildo is just a
cylindrical rod used for vaginal and
anal penetration; it aids those seeking
pleasure, endurance, and longevity.
And surprising as it may seem to the
“less adventurous” people who shy
away from using one, dildos have ACCORDING TO WWW.
been around long before our lolos ADAMEVE.COM, “MANY
scored one on our lolas—the oldest REALISTIC DILDOS ARE BASED
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such as silicone, rubber, glass, wood,
and stone (now that’s a hard-on!).
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Before the Internet made cats and Charice Pempengco famous, there was Ellen Adarna,
who shot into unwitting cult fame when someone built an entire identity on the web
using her photos. Of course, this got her pissed at first. And it probably isn’t the best
way to get famous on the Internet, but after the air was cleared and she came out of the
ordeal unscathed, we’re kind of glad it happened, or else the rest of the world wouldn’t
have found out about this Visayan beauty. Our favorite Cebuana has since graced our
cover twice, was recruited as a Kapuso, dipped into a few indie acting gigs, and became
a celebrity in her own right. Last we’ve heard though, she’s returning home to handle the
family business and resume her role as a motel heiress. Sucks for us. But here’s hoping she
misses us enough to come back in the future.

SERENE!
The Serenity Prayer is
inked on Ellen’s left side
torso, just beside her boob,
which goes: “God, grant me
the serenity to accept the
things I cannot change. The
courage to change the things
I can, and the wisdom to
know the difference.”

PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EDGE OF LIGHT

 Endings, happy, Eula Valdes

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A massage that ends with the masseuse
giving the client as one or all forms
of the following sexual service: hand
jobs, oral sex, or, vaginal intercourse.
Of course, all this depends on how
much you’re willing to shell out above
the regular massage rate. And you only
get your happy ending at select spas/
massage parlors.

To set a minor detail straight: Eula’s last name

actually ends with an “S”. It may have spelled out
Valdez with a “Z” back in 2006, when she first

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she went along with the common typo that
showbiz thought better-sounding back then. Now
“Spakol” is an she’s using the last name she was born with.
One of our favorite mature women (See: hot
amalgamation of the mommas) she upped the bar as bida-kontrabida
word “spa” and Amor Powers back in 2000’s hit teleserye Pangako
Sa’yo, Fast forward over a decade later and this
“jakol,” the photo of her on our July 2011 cover has her
looking hotter than ever. If you can’t take our
vernacular slang word for it, this picture should do the talking.
for “jacking off.”

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 Empress, Erotica

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We took a gamble on child
star Empress, choosing to put
just her face (with a little bit
of cleavage, of course) on our
March 2013 anniversary issue.
We can tell ourselves that the
gamble paid off, as Empress
went on to star in movies
like Tuhog and On the Job.
And when she returned a few
months later for FHM’s 100
Sexiest Victory Party looking
sultrier and sunnier, we knew
that our decision was right, be-
cause this girl is all grown up.
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EROTIC CLASSIFIABLES:

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Derives from the Greek word
“eros” (desire), and pertains
to any work of art that deals
with sexually stimulating Fifty Shades of Grey –
material. The medium ranges sometimes called soft porn
from painting, photography, by haters, and “mommy
music, literature, film, porn” by critics
sculptures to stage plays. The
difference between erotica and
pornography is gratuitous sex, it
just is. Erotica is sex and art.

Don’t Look Now - was another

controversial sexy film released
in 1973 for containing an
explicit sex scene between
Donald Sutherland and Julie
Christie. Rumor had it that the
sex scene was not a simulation.

Lady Chatterleys’ Lover – D.H.

Lawrence’s novel may seem
tame now in the light of other
sexually explicit novels, but in
1959 the publishers (Penguin)
PHOTOGRAPHY: SRONNIE SALVACIONTRIA REGINO

were charged with the Obscene

Publications Act over the novel.

Erotica – Madonna’s fifth

album released in 1992. A
book called Sex was released
alongside it, containing
sexually explicit photographs,
 Erection, Ejaculation

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Also known as a boner: to feel good, you’ve got to get
wood. While it’s pop knowledge that alcohol clamps
down on erections, researchers from the University of
Washington’s Department of Psychology concludes that
your mood and intentions—whether you’re down to
fuck or down on your luck—play as much of a part as the
alcohol itself.

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When you suffocate. Convicts who were
executed by hanging would often have stiff
penises for a few moments after death. This is
the pressure the rope exerts on the poor guy’s
cerebellum and spinal cord. It’s a normal kink
employed in auto–erotic asphyxiation practices.

NON-FREAKY
During the rapid-eye movement (REM) stage of
sleep, your penis automatically gets hard. Yes,
even if you’re not having a wet dream. So if you
happen to fall into the REM stages of sleeping
on a bus—auto schwing!
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The finish line at the end of the thrust-
a-thon, it’s what you work for as you
furiously pump in and out of a vagina,
fist, mouth, or any tight orifice available.
The male orgasm is heralded by
ejaculation. Incidentally, ejaculation is
also essential for procreation. As a man
ejaculates, he releases semen, which
contain millions of sperm that will race
each other to fertilize an egg to create
a human being.

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is ejaculated is 28 mph or 45.06
km/h. The fastest sprinter on record,
Usain Bolt, was able to cover 100m
in 44 km/h.

One of the signs of pagbibinata

is the wet dream or nocturnal
emission, also known as
spontaneous ejaculation.

The average man will have

ejaculated 14 gallons or
approximately 53 liters—around 12
cases of beer—worth of semen in his
entire lifetime. Kampai!

HANDS-FREE EJACULATION
In The Rough Guide To Sex by James
McConnachie, he mentions the possibility of
ejaculating sans any external stimulation via
tensing and flexing the buttocks and abdominals
coupled with extreme fantasizing. The average Joe
will have had 5,000 ejaculations in his lifetime.
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blowjobs, Fellatio is derived from
the Latin word “Fellare” meaning
to suck. The mouth is made to
slide up and down the penis like
a surrogate vagina, except with
teeth. Fellatio has been practiced
by many cultures across several
centuries. Its depiction in art and
other prints have been present as
early as 510 B.C.
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customary display of nonsexual
affection to briefly take a male
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A pre-penetration activity to increase sexual arousal
and promote intimacy between couples, Foreplay
usually consists of different combinations of kissing,
heavy petting, stroking, fellatio, cunnilingus and other
sexually stimulating acts to help prime each other
for the “main event.” Foreplay is not just limited to
touching. It also includes dirty, suggestive dialogue and
flirty exchanges over text or computer chat. What do
you mean you haven’t been doing it?! Your girl must be
fuming mad by now!

CZECH WOMEN
HATE FOREPLAY

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Bad boy ka kasi, tigas ng ulo mo.
BASTOS intercourse and its duration.
MEETS Target ka ba? Prague women also preferred
BOY
PICKUP
Sarap mong tirahin. their men to last at least
Kutsara ka ba? 15 minutes during
Gusto kasi kitang isubo. intercourse, so don’t move
Fishball ka ba? to Prague if you’re a
Sarap mo kasing tuhugin. premature shooter.
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Technically, you don’t have a fetish
for cars, not even a fetish for sports—
unless you admit getting sexually
aroused by the sight of vrooms and
sports balls.
Overused and often misused,
the word fetish is actually a type
13*&50
Francine Prieto is easily one of the most
important figures in the FHM stratosphere,
which is why we named her an FHM Icon in our
of paraphilia, a compulsive sexual
150th issue.
response that the sex academics at
The archetype of the hot girl with legs that
Kinsey Institute tags as “unusual or
stretch to forever, Francine is a tall drink of water
socially acceptable stimulus.” Which
who looks like she should be on a runway rather
means you’re not actually a pervert.
than on a TV shoot. And she’s shown variety, too:
Not even when you’re getting turned
from starlet in Seiko movies Liberated, Liberated
on by the thrill of doing it in public
2 and Silip, to comedic roles in Bubble Gang, to
or by the scent of a woman’s tresses.
playing Xian Lim's mom in the soap Ina, Anak,
Experts prefer to call your behavior
Kapatid. How she was cast in a mom role is
kinky and a personal “need.”
beyond us. Nonetheless, our unwavering love for
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Critics bombarded EL James’ best-
selling novel, which surprisingly bagged
the Popular Book of the Year at the
National Book Awards in 2012 after be-
ing labeled “mommy porn” and “erotic”.
While the book—together with its two
sequels—sold more than 65 million
copies worldwide, and readers
are frantic over its soon-to-be-released
movie adaptation, let’s take note on
how Christian Grey (knowing, expert
sadist) and Anastasia Steel (girl who
enjoys S&M) alluded to fangirls eve-
rywhere how to like more-than-just
missionary sex.

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1. Any place is a good place
While bedrooms are our favorite spot,
never underestimate the intimacy that
can build up while you’re in, say, the
elevator. Mr. Grey and Ms. Steel sure
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are adventurous bunnies.

2. Talk dirty
We get that your girl is already in the
mood, but like the book tips off, get
her wild by throwing in commanding
lines like, “Show me how you pleasure
yourself…”
3. Show her your fetish
Play dress-up with a whip and
handcuffs.
4. Don’t do it by the book
Show her you’ve got your own tricks,
too.
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Shorthand for The Gräfenberg
Spot, is an erogenous zone found
in women’s vagina which can call
forth strong sexual arousal, intense
orgasms and female ejaculation
.

DUAL POWER POSITIONS

IS YOUR SEARCH FOR THE G-SPOT REACHING INDIANA JONES
LEVELS? TRY TWO OF THE CLOSEST WAYS TO GET THERE

upon stimulation. The G-Spot is Doggie style

Any rear-entry sexual
located along the inner wall of the
position is a closer
vagina, around two to three inches encounter on the G-Spot.
upward. Unlike the clitoris, which Sexperts advise lifting

PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO; ILLUSTRATIONS: JOHN LAURENCE PATULAN

requires only a few coaxing flicks for
it to reveal itself, finding the G-Spot
is akin to spelunking in the dark.
WHO WAS G?
The G-spot was named after Ernst
Gräfenberg, a physician and scientist
who was also credited for developing
the IUD (intrauterine device/ T-shaped
birth control device). The G-Spot was
only heavily discussed forty years
after Gräfenberg’s death and is still a
favorite topic today.
your gal’s hips a little while
thrusting in a downward
motion. You’ll both be
howling in no time (she from
her orgasm, you from the
satisfaction of finding the
damn thing).
Woman on Top
As your lady grinds against
your shaft, she can angle her
love hole in different directions
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Thickness measurement. Or in this case, the measure of thickness
of a penis: you can be deodorant bottle-thick, canned corned
beef-thick, water bottle-thick, or Sharpie-thick. Genetics plays
a huge role in determining a man’s girth and there really isn’t a
nonsurgical way to increase it other than an erection.
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penis GIRTH?
Depending on which part of the world
you’re from, size differs. Admittedly, the
data available is on length and not girth.
But that’s good enough to determine
one’s level of play. The National Library
of Medicine (MedlinePlus) pegs the
average lenggth at 6 - 7 inches, the rough
equivalent in girth being 4 to 5 inches.
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1. Barnacle
Compared with their whole body, this
arthropod is very well-endowed. They
can grow their penis to more than 10
times the size of its body. For a grown
man to have the same proportion, his
penis would have to be a few meters long.
2. The Blue Whale
As the biggest creature in the ocean, it’s
no surprise that the blue whale has a big
package as well. The average blue whale
penis can range between eight to ten feet.
3. African Elephant
We have no objection to the largest
land–dwelling mammal having the
largest penis. Your average African
elephant roaming the dusty fields can
have a penis length of a little over six
feet, we’ll leave the girth equivalent to
your imagination.
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exit during the height of her local showbiz
career a decade back, in exchange for every
1. Also known as a package
deal hooker. You don’t
just pay a call girl for
sex, you also pay her
for company, cuddles,
holding hands while
walking—in short, the
whole girlfriend thing,
except that she isn’t.
actresses’ dream: to make it to the bright 2. The Girlfriend
lights of NYC and live her version of the Experience was also a sort
American dream. G of course, has returned— of artsy porn film starring the
and might we add, a completely different quintessential post-millennium porn star, Sasha
person, yet still seizing our interests like Grey. Scratch that: It’s actually not that porn-y.
she did back in the ‘90’s, era of beepers and Director Steven Soderbergh mostly has Sasha’s
Skechers. Her return on our rag after 11 years call girl character walking around New York,
from her first cover, was a no-brainer, and so plumbing the anxiety of the financial crash while
should us namedropping her in this book. working on her clients’ plumbing.
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EDGE OF LIGHT
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Let’s forget for a moment that Gabrielle Chanel dela Merced was the only female race car driver to compete
(let alone place first runner up) in the full season of the Philippine National Formula championship. Or that she
was among the very few Filipinas to burn serious rubber in the Asian Formula 3 circuit. And that despite her
achievements as a decorated sportswoman of sorts, she isn’t a snob, even entertaining an invitation into reality
television in the form of Pinoy Big Brother back in 2007. We saw so much of Gaby’s womanly charms and
endearing self inside Bahay ni Kuya. We’re lucky to have captured that womanly sex appeal for posterity in her
2007 FHM cover, and remember it right here.

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A very important body part, if
it isn't yet too obvious. Motor
skills help us grasp, touch and
grip. Our fingertips house a lot
BEDROOM HANDIWORK
AS A COURTESY TO YOUR LADY, MAKE SURE THAT YOUR
HANDS ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN BEFORE KNOCKING.

of nerve endings, which allow

us to receive information from
our environment via touch.
In the sexual arena, hands
are soldiers sent out for
reconnaissance, to test the
waters if heavy petting can lead
to the horizontal tango. Hands
are the main stars in foreplay,
and fingers, the advance
party to prep the vagina for
dick's arrival. The hand is
every teenager's first sexual
encounter, and also the single
man's cheap Friday date.
Fingering Handjobs
A colloquial term for AKA third base, gateway drug to
masturbating a woman’s pussy blowjobs and the big insertion.
using your digits. Or hers.
Fisting
The whole hand is inserted into
the pussy or ass. Once in, it is
up to the "inserter" whether to
keep the hand clenched in a
fist or opened up ( Jazz hands!).
Of course, the risk of inserting
ILLUSTRATIONS: JAMES ANDRES

a clenched fist into a vagina in

some cases, result to injuries.
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1. Colloquial. A “hot” or sexually attractive
individual.
2. A monthly roster of females featured
on FHM.com.ph who take off an article of
clothing one slideshow at a time. The 100%
Hottie galleries feature 25 photos that start
with the hottie in question fully clothed and
end with them with practically none. In other
words, a digital, mano mano striptease of the
finest babes in FHM nation.

PHOTOGRAPHY: JERICO MONTEMAYOR

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1979 through one of manga icon
Azuma Hideo’s groundbreaking
comics, Cybele. The underground
graphic novel first featured the
anime theme, the “lolicon”—the
desirability of underage girls—
which became wildly popular
with the fans. After some years,
comics morphed into video games
called Eroge and the first of its
kind was called Tenshitachi no
Gogo (Angel’s afternoon). This title
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Dirty talk/flirting

Watching porn

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Slimy perv. Common hentai Spectacles-
The types fantasy where a wearing Sightseeing
who go for wife cheats on women, bikini babes
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opening the app to Android customers (It
was previously only available on the iPhone).
About 5 million mobile photographers are
signing up each week.”
" Lahat ng masarap, bawal " is an old adage According to Instagram’s terms of service,
bandied about constantly—usually while they don’t allow “nude, partially nude, or
digging into a big chunk of crispy pata or sexually suggestive photos.” But with more
chugging down bottles of beer with a pack of than five million photos uploaded to the site
smokes. This adage however, also fits illicit each day and only a handful of employees
sex perfectly. checking each photo, some risqué photos
Forbidden sexual dalliances could mean are bound to pass through.
anything from sex in public places, sex with
people off-limits to you (e.g. your English
professor, your boss, your married next-door
neighbor, the masseuse) or legally prohibited
sex, i.e. prostitution. Prostitution occurs in
brothels (casas), bars, karaoke bars (KTV),
massage parlors and escort services. What
constitutes illicit sex can be as little as a himas
and a handjob, to full-length coitus, with
foreplay and oral on the side.

TOO MUCH?
UNICEF has reported
around 400,000-
500,000 sex workers in
the country as of 2012
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grand scheme of things, sexual intercourse, coitus, or copulation serves to plant the male seed or sperm into
a woman’s body, fertilize her eggs, and reproduce an offspring. And it all happens when the erect male penis
enters a woman’s vaginal tunnels, also known as “immissio penis,” Latin for “insertion of the penis.”But the
journey of the sperm from the testes to the female urthera is a long and interesting one.

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Within the male testes are
coiled structures called
“seminiferous tubules”—your
sperm factories. Once your
swimmers are born, they leave
the nursery and transfer to
the top portion of the testes
called the “epididymis,” where
they mature.
In two weeks time, they travel
to the tail of the “epididymis”
where they’re stored until
their moment to shine comes.
At some point, your sperms
leave the epididymis and
loads into the “vas deferens,”
a muscular tube that pumps
those babies to the final
waiting area, the ampulla.

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During sexual intercourse,
the penis fills with blood and
becomes erect, ready to send
off your new batch of DNA-
carrying crafts. Your sperm
now exits your ampulla where
it combines with seminal fluid
from the seminal vesicles,
then passes through the
prostate gland to add milky
prostatic fluid into the magical
mixture, and then boards the
ejaculatory ducts for take-off.
ILLUSTRATIONS: JAMES ANDRES
By this time, your sperms
wake up from their long sleep
and start kicking. The semen
would be moving at around
28 mph or 45kph, carrying an
average of 120 million sperms
and when it’s out of penis
world, the flow slows down to
about 0.0011 mph or 0.0017
kph. And just like astronauts
exploring unknown worlds,
your semen, carrying all your
sperms, leave one urethra
and arrive at another (that’s if
you don’t have
rubber on).
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of you can no longer reach
another orgasm (Sometimes not
true for lucky women who can
reach multiple orgasms). This
period can last from minutes
to days—usually longer for men
than women.
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There’s just something about
Iwa that tells us she’s not the
type of chick you can easily
mess with, even when our
first meeting with her was as a
nervous teen when she debuted
on our cover in December 2006.
Maybe it’s in her trademark
chinita tiger eyes? She’s been
labeled a “mean girl” in the
sprouting days of her career
during her StarStruck days. But
that’s not what you remember
her for. After numerous FHM
cover appearances and 100
Sexiest entries, the curvy chinita
definitely etched her place
in FHM nation’s hearts and
memories—well enough to be
rewritten in this encyclopedia.
  Jackie Rice, Japan special

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Heir apparent to Priscilla
Almeda’s Sutla-fied sex appeal,
the rosy-skinned mestiza
may not have the exact
curves as the sex
goddess had during
her prime, but this
Starstruck grand
winner has the rest
of the prime goods: a
young woman’s charm
and glow, flawless skin, an
overall innocence and softness
about her. She made this
clear twice over in our cover
pages. No one in their right
mind would say no to an extra
serving of Jackie Rice.

PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO

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Arguably, too many an intensely kinky sexual activity in the bedroom (and even beyond) could be
attributed to them.

A QUICK RUNDOWN OF FASCINATING, SEXY JAP PRACTICES

A. Bukkake. First made waves in the
Japanese adult film fare of the 1980s,
involving men ejaculating on their partner.
B. Nyotaimori. A woman’s naked body is used
as a platter for fresh sushi and people get to eat
off her.
C. Shibari/ Kinbaku-bi. Forms of tying,
which constitute the main pillar for the
bondage and discipline with sadomasochism
(BDSM) culture.
D. Tamakeri. Basically, a man’s jewels are
physically abused during the deed. Ouch.
E. Omorashi. Means “to wet oneself”. Involves
sexual partners peeing on one another. R. Kelly
has been rumored to practice it.
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The pretty-faced and soft-spoken
lady easily turned heads back in
2007 after appearing in hit reality
show Pinoy Big Brother, where she
revealed that despite her naïve
looks and slim figure, that she
was—gasp—already a mother.
That same year, she graced our rag
with a cover appearance. And we
were all but excited and curious to
hear about the naughtiness Jamilla
might have snuck behind the
pan-optic eyes of Big Brother.
Was she naughty there?
Classy woman, Jamilla tells us her
“lips are sealed.” Two things are
for sure though: 1.) The term “hot
momma” will probably be used
heavily to describe Jamilla Obispo.
And 2.) We miss her.
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PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EDGE OF LIGHT

 Jizz, Joanne Quintas x Jackie Forster cover

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slimy, bodily fluid carries the spermatozoa, better known as sperm, to fertilize
the female’s ova. This you already know, that’s why you wear a rubber. But do
you know what nature’s house special blend is
composed of?

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Sambia and Etoro tribes
require their young men
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authority through semen.
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Bosom buddies getting a feel of each other’s mammaries
was an alien concept to FHM until 2002, when these two
did it for the January cover of that year. "Nakakatawa!”
says Joanne Quintas of their little misdeed. “It was pretty
sexy, because of the poses and the fact that we were nude.
But I found it funny because we were both nude, and I’m
not used to changing clothes in front of other women, not
even Jackie.” First times are always sexy.

PHOTOGRAPHY: RONNIE SALVACION

 K-pop, Kristine Santamena

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Not into it? What makes you so sure?

Drunk-danced to
Wonder Girls’ “Nobody”
been satisfying not only our need Found Sandara Park
for spicy food and pretty porcelain- “hip” and “hot” when
skinned women, but apparently, our she joined 2NE1
need for easy dance music, too. Tried (and failed)
K-Pop, or Korean pop, is a testament dressing like Psy with
to how Asians can whip some your suit and tie, and
Western-influenced beats and brushed up do
grooves and make it their own. Thought of splurging
Taking on multi-media platforms on a Super Junior
by storm, our Koreano neighbors concert ticket
have extended their fame from Asia Danced (unfortunately,
to American and European lands, you were very much
fevering everyone up with dance sober this time) to Psy’s
song crazes like the Wonder Girls’ “Gangnam Style”
“Nobody” to Psy’s “Gentleman.”

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We know we’re doing things right
whenever we stumble into uncharted
territories such as this fine lady.
Then-little-known Kristine was an
occasional car show model before
she gave an FHM shoot a go just two
months past her 18th birthday. Now
she has grown into a celebrity in her
own right, scoring TV commercial and
product endorsements for a cof-
fee and a paint brand, respectively.
“Ayokong ako yung magtratrabaho
para sa kumpanya, gusto ko they work
for me,” she once told us. “Gusto ko
ako yung boss.” You can say FHM has
made her dream come true.
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 Kama Sutra, Karen Montelibano

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In March of 2002, we put a naked
woman on the cover. No shocker
there, except she was then a relative
unknown, but fans would know her
for her appearances in bold flick Sisid
(2002) and the year before in Diskarte
(2001). Years after, FHM bullboarders
will create appreciation threads for
Karen Montelibano, and her svelte
bronze goddess memory as she
appeared in the film and our pages
years since. We miss her terribly.

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She comes from a well-to-do
family
“My dad runs a shipping line…”
She’s smart
“Since I’ve graduated, I want to
pursue what I really wanted to
do… But I also want to take up
another degree… AB in Econom-
ics.”
She has a tricky taste when it
comes to guys
“He must not be mayaman-
looking, and must not wear too
much jewelry. ’ Yung parang
nagtitinda ng baboy. Basta
malinis tingnan at hindi bad
breath.”
She’s honest
Asked how she rates herself on
a scale of 1 to 10 in bed, Karen
says: “Well, I dance well, so I
guess I’m very good in bed. I
think I’m a 10.”

*Quotes from her March 2002 interview

PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES

 Katrina Halili

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Look how far one of our favorite chinitas and StarStruck alumna has
traveled. She’s been labeled a kontrabida on and off screen. Her bad girl
image surely brought her fame as she unleashed her talent in acting,
and she’s headlined a few infamous deeds with a leaked bedroom tape.
But more than that, Katrina Halili showed true girl power. After giving
birth to a baby girl, she’s now on her way to breaking through all the bad
publicity and to retrieve her spot in the industry. What a woman.

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An activity used to
show affection, respect
(beso), honor rituals
(weddings), or get a
MOMOL session going.
Anthropologists believe
there are two possible
ways kissing came
around: 1. One theory
says that it is simply an
instinctive process, like
breathing (or say, fucking);
2. The other school of
thought is that kissing
evolved from animal
behavior like grooming or
premastication—the act
of chewing food before
regurgitating it into an
infant’s mouth like our
bird friends—not the best
mental image when you’re
tongue deep into your
girlfriend!

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with babes who aren't the least bit concerned about
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believed, we should all be wearing
Ray-Bans around these things. This
come-hither body part has many
nicknames, with stems and pins
on top of the list. If you're an old
gangster from the 1920s, you call
these gams. There's also a lot of talk
about spreading and parting—we're
not so sure what that’s about (okay,
we know). Unlike foot fetishism
or podophilia, though, there is no
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PHOTOGRAPHY: SPAOLO PINEDA TJERICO MONTEMAYOR, RIA REGINO

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Scotland, claimed that women with prominent tubercles orgasmed faster
than women with flat upper lips. Although the research and survey received
a lot of criticism and its results deemed insignificant by detractors, the
authors argue that neural circuits that shape the lip bump and affect vaginal
orgasm in women are the same. Go figure.
 LJ Reyes

PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO

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First, she debuts on the magazine
cover: younger, supple, and in
different sets of styled wings.
Then she takes a hiatus from
showbiz and re-appears, back in
the business, and on our cover a
second time: older, more mature,
and post-bearing a child. People
who have not seen her photos
would think: “Naku, baka losyang
na!” But the word losyang doesn’t
exist in Ms. Lourna Jean Reyes'
dictionary. In fact, quite the
opposite: she’s become softer,
suppler, and sexier. If women
across the world are to follow
what LJ has done, then all women
should have babies!
 Lovi Poe, Lust

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This lady needs no fancy introduction.
Lovi Poe tugged on our heartstrings the
moment she shone from behind his late
father’s shadow. Truly, Da King has gifted
us with something precious. To hell with
the haters, our September 2011 cover
girl has proven herself worthy of all the
acting awards she has bagged. More
than eye candy, Lovi is a hard-to-miss
prospect for Icon status in the industry.
No, she’s not Da Princess, she’s just her
own lovely self.
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nando Poe Jr. She has three tattoos to date,
and it says:
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Among the deadliest
of the seven deadly
sins, this is probably
the transgression men
commit the most without

“My wings” realizing it. By Biblical
standards, Matthew
5:28 says: “But I
say to you that
 everyone who
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woman
with
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intent
has already
committed
adultery with her
in his heart.” Indeed,
we find ourselves
at fault at one time or
another, but hey, we’re
only human after all.

PHOTOGRAPHY: WRIA REGINO

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  Marian Rivera

MARIAN
DEVOTION
WHY MARIAN RIVERA IS TRUE LOVE
1. We all patiently courted her for (or counted
down) five years until her matamis na oo.
2. We hungrily stalked her online presence (fake
or not) and FHM nation super-sleuthed to suss
out if she was really going to be on the cover
(tindi nyo, mga pre!)
3. We will watch anything with her in it—action,
comedy, drama, horror, or all of the above, no
matter the incredulous plot—just to catch a
glimpse of her
4. She is gorgeous and down to earth—Damn
you, Ding Dong!

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Marian Rivera took her sweet time before touching
base with FHM . In fact, we were on the waiting list for
five years. However, when she finally gave us the time
of day, it was glorious. Our cover girl of January 2013
said she waited for the stars to align and to say what
we’ve all been waiting for: “It took me a long time to
say yes to FHM pero this time kasi nag-swak na ang
gusto kong mangyari sa gusto niyong mangyari so
everything fell into place,” she said. As if that wasn’t
reward enough, putting FHM nation’s vote to good use
has us seeing Marian walk down the ramp again as the
Philippines' Finest. No matter what the haters say, none
of them can pull off looking like this.

PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO

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Read: spakol. Where boyfriends,
husbands, and single men go to
relieve themselves of stress inherited
from their waking lives. Happy
endings: included. Not to be confused
with actual spas, where girlfriends,
wives, and single women go

JENNYLYN MERCADO

PHOTOGRAPHY: BJ PASCUAL, XANDER ANGELES,

RONNIE SALVACION,DOC MARLON PECJO
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Also known as: MILFs, cougars, or
LJ REYES

momshells. If anything, they’re proof that

no amount of Anmum can stop a woman
from aging gracefully. Take a look at these
immortals:

DINA BONNEVIE

JEAN GARCIA

EULA VALDES
 New Pogi, Niña Jose

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Being just physically attractive and fit
isn’t enough anymore. The amount
of non-physical interactions brought
about by Facebook and the like
has reduced the power of the jock,
and raised the stock of geeks. Being
smart and geek-funny has become as
important as being able to run fast or
jump high. Money isn’t everything, and
a little personality goes a long way.
Women love a man that can make
them laugh. This is the new pogi.
PHOTOGRAPHY: SNIKO VILLEGAS TXANDER ANGELES

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probably are
Average to questionable-
looking
Average to extremely funny
You have “personality”
Girls think you’re smart
You’re already dating, or are
with a hot girl
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There’s just something so cute
about the girls of reality TV. Take
two-time cover girl Niña Jose for
instance. It may be her candid
nature (she admitted to us the
second time around that she’s still a
virgin); or perhaps her ability to be
brashly honest and carefree when
admitting personal issues (she
once shared with us her bout with
anorexia); or maybe it’s the realness
they deliver, permeating our pages
with that attainable quality all men
long for Niña has definitely got
a lot of this. We can’t really quite
figure it out. But one thing’s for
sure, girls like Niña Jose are a reality
we never want to escape from.
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A pair of protrusions that complete
the female’s breasts. Even though
we’d like to believe that it is one of
God’s gifts to the adult male, its main
function is to discharge and supply
milk to a woman’s offspring. Nipples
are also referred to as teat, tits, or
papilla. Just like fingerprints, no two
nipples are exactly the same.

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Step 1: Tighten your
tongue into a point and lick
your way up, down, and
between her breasts using
two hands to anchor on
both tits.
Step 2: Proceed to conquer
areas of proximity with
your tongue, exploring the
sides of her breasts, while
continuing twiddling with
her nipples.
Step 3: Inch your tongue’s
way around the breast
area until you arrive at
her nipples. Go hard or
soft with your tongue and
gauge her reaction.
Step 4: Suck at the nipples
profusely, one after the
SMALLER
other, or concentrating on NIPPLES ARE
one tit more than the other.
If she hasn't pulled out your LUCKIER!
Big or small, all breasts have the same
hair yet, then congratula-
number of nerve endings. But since nerve
tions, you're doing it right, endings are much closer together in
lover boy. smaller breasts or nipples, they are likely
to be more sensitive than their big sisters.
Interestingly, one breast/nipple is also more
sensitive than the other. Though the left
side is medically more sensitive, asking your
woman which button to push will surely
speed things up.

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PHOTOGRAPHY: RIA REGINO

Females having insatiable appetites and abnormal addiction to sex (In males,
Satyriasis). Nymphomaniacs are marked by one or all of the following:: having
multiple sex partners, dipping into excessive masturbation or use of pornography,
exhibitionism, emotional detachment in your sexual relationships, and dependency
on coitus to cope with daily life.
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Means one of two things: 1. Masturbation. 2. “Coitus
interruptus,” or the act of withdrawing your penis from the
vagina right before the big shebang, thereby spilling your
seed. It's a sin that has its roots in the Old Testament—sex
is for procreation; your seed a vessel to procreate; if you
enjoy the sex and shun the procreation, you have sinned.
Oh, the horror!

ONAN, THE PITIFUL

Genesis tells the story this way: Onan is the second
son of Judah. After his brother dies, Judah asks Onan
to canoodle with his brother’s widow Tamar to
preserve the family line. But he doesn't want children
with Tamar, so during intercourse, Onan would
withdraw his penis right before climax. He “spilled
his semen on the ground.” To punish Onan, “the Lord
put him to death.”
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Also known as a one-off, or sex with an acquaintance, friend, or complete stranger without
strings attached, or a commitment that requires you to see him/her the following day. Simply
put: a strict banging-only policy for one night only.

IT VARIES
One-night stands
may or may not be
short and sweet (See:
Quickie), and as with
any sexual encounter,
quality will depend on
how well you mix with
the other person.
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Agcaoili tells you the truth
03("4.

The sudden discharge of accumulated
sexual tension during the sexual
response cycle, resulting in rhythmic
muscular contractions in the pelvic
region characterized by sexual
pleasure. Also known as sexual climax,
or if you want to be real "mature"
about it, the act of jizzing in your
pants.
YOU LYING
WITCH
ONE out of th
ree women
don' t achieve
or
during intercou gasm
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only one in 10
women
consistently ac
hieve it
during sex.
Mechanical moaning be able to feel her muscles
“She might sound like a real porn contract down there. You should
star and it might be super-arousing feel her PC muscle contracting or
but odds are she’s faking it.” gripping your penis.”
Unsynchronized sound effects Her breathing
“If you take a break and she’s
still increasing her moan, she’s
“The heavy breathing will
continue for a little while in actual
definitely faking it.”
No PC muscle contraction
orgasm. If, like a control button,
it instantly stops she’s probably
faking it.”
“If her orgasm is real, you should
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Ornusa Cadness’s devil-may-care
demeanor and exploits as super-
model and DJ gives us one word
to describe her: Ultracool. That’s
beside the fact that her angelic
face and long, slender body are
obviously makapanlambot-tuhod.
We want her because she seems
like the type who will drag our
lazy, videogame-playing asses off
the couch to get on some kind
of impromptu adventure. The
prospect of hanging out with
someone as cool as her along
with her free-flowing rhythm
is incredibly attractive. Not to
mention, sexy.

PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO

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The memory of her first ever FHM
appearance as a pinup sailor babe
inside the magazine, though no less
scintillating, was probably trumped by
our shared memory of Paloma Esmeria
on her April 2009 cover debut—a
glorious time when she shed all her
clothes and had seeming gold balat
ng kendi things stuck to her delicate
lady parts, and glittering gold powder
showered on her skin. Her stint as
love guru succeeding Ms. Agcaoili
was an educational experience, and
her recurring appearances in Ladies
Confessions and other FHM specials
reassures us we’ll be treated to more
of this gorgeous goddess in the days
to come.

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A form of performance art, traditionally
associated with strip clubs, which
combines dance and acrobatics centered
on a vertical pole. This is FHM May 2013
Ryza Cenon’s fitness routine of choice.
Paloma, who demonstrated her expertise
at the at the FHM 100 Sexiest Victory
Party in 2010, on the benefits of pole
dancing: “Maraming health benefits
dito. Unang-una, gaganda ang katawan
mo. Pangalawa, titibay ang core mo.
Kailangan lang fit ang outfit mo and wear
short shorts, kasi gagamitin mo ang legs
mo the whole time.” Her solid core
and legs—imagine how she
would be able to wrap herself
around you scissor-like...
 Patricia Javier, Pheromones

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If we were to come up with an official Hall
of Fame with the title “Sexiest Pinays of
All Time”, Patricia Javier will surely be in
the Top 5. We’ve been missing this FHM
veteran, who remind us of an era when
sexy meant panties with larger expanse of
tela, but even that couldn’t hide goddesses
like Patricia Javier’s curvy mounds.
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If you’re panicking whenever your
male dog is furiously ramming
another lady dog during mating
season, then you might be ignorant
of the natural bodily excretion that
are pheromones.
First discovered in the ‘50s
among insects—and later on in
other animals—pheromones are
emitted for the olfactory of the same

PHOTOGRAPHY: TOM EPPERSON, DOC MARLON PECJO; ILLUSTRATION: MARTIN COSME

species to attract attention or alarm
physiological signals such as sex
drive.
Although highly debated on,
human pheromones are also
believed to exist. In a study
TRIVIA conducted by scientists in
Philadelphia in the ‘80s, human
ALERT! pheromones are believed to affect
the sexual and social behavior of
Patricia Javier individuals. If you’re wondering why
the smell of your partner highly
mentored and triggers your sexual drive and
“discovered” fellow affection, then the pheromones are
probably working to her advantage.
Visayan hottie Don’t be amused if your girl digs
Sheree—talk about a amoy-kili-kili, amoy-hininga, and
amoy-pawis because it’s likely that
hot protégé. you’re marking your territory and
she loves to linger around.
 Poking, Prophylactics

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Part-cute, like little kids on a playground, and part carnal, like
big kids on a bed—that’s the beauty of a Facebook Poke: it’s as
innocent or as dirty as you make it, and as far as social network
features go, it’s less pa-simple than a status update.
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A medicine or course of action which
preserves or defends against diseases. A word
BRING BACK THE POKE! that also applies to a vaccine catering to polio,
Poking perfectly sums up the early smallpox, measles, mumps, and influenza,
spirit of Facebook, before corporate fan none of which are sexy. For a more practical
pages, shared memes, and Instagram definition, see: condom.
pictures turned Facebook into a
megalithic Big Brother—all-seeing, all-
knowing, and completely dull. While
it still technically exists, shamefacedly
hidden away by suited Silicon Valley
higher-ups in the gear icon in every
friend’s timeline, the Poke seems to be a
relic of a time when Facebook
was actually pretty cool.
 Pornography

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Abbreviated in the colloquial as “porno” or “porn”—

otherwise known as movies, pictures, GIFs, or any erotic
material of people half or fully naked, most of the time
bonking, as an aid for jerking off or stimulating sexual
excitement. Here are the fast facts on the stuff that fills up
most of your hard drive...   
The number of monthly visitors to LiveJasmin.com,
the Internet’s most popular adult webcam site

13%

4% = 1 website

Percentage of all websites



are pornographic,
according to neuroscientist
Ogi Ogas, author of A
Billion Wicked Thoughts:
What the Internet Tells Us
About Sexual Relationships


Percentage of all Internet
web searches that are
pornography related, also
The number of porn sites blocked by Cybersitter
according to Ogas

STREAMING...
MILFS

43:1
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The average number of page views Xvideos gets. CNN

 

Cheerleaders
only gets a third of that.

pages per second

The velocity of goods
at which YouPorn

   

The average number of page views PornHub, the second-
The ratio of searches for
“MILFS” as compared
with searches for
delivers

most viewed porn site, gets. It’s followed on the list by “Cheerleaders” on
= 200 pages/second
YouPorn and Tube8 PornHub
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PORN LEXICON PORNOGRAPHY THROUGH THE AGES

18th century
In Europe, nude
drawings and
caricatures are
“Indian” “Veggie Scene” used as blind-
The most popular nationality A scene in a video with no item vehicles to
searched on PornHub, followed sausage...that is, no dudes. One depict scandals
by “German”, “French”, of your favorites, we’re sure. in royalty and the
“Japanese”, and “Russian.” clergy.

19th century -
20th century
“Smut” and sexy
magazines take
off. Motion
pictures make
“Window Shopping” “Gonzo” the distribution
and proliferation
The practice of having multiple A kind of meta-porno, where of porn wider.
porn videos open in tabbed performers break the fourth Prompting the
browser windows, switching wall by openly acknowledging birth of film
from one to another as you do that there’s a camera around regulation (See:
your business. filming them. X-rating).

“Writing about
! 21st century
The advent of
the Internet,
webcams, and
filesharing allows
for easy access
prostitutes” “Dopamine” of pornographic
material. Porn
The literal translation of The chemical released in the restrictions
pornography from its Greek roots. brain while watching porn. It’s become virtually
Interestingly enough, during Greek not special porn juice produced non-existent.
times, drawings of couples having by your brain—exercise, eating,
sex were drawn on the bottom of and generally pleasurable
children’s plates as entertainment. activities also produce this too.
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Women love the classic

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position because it gives
them enough clitoris
action to reach orgasm
and the feeling of being
dominated. You may
think it’s boring, but it’s
Apps have given to the general public
been tried and tested.
access instructional sex manuals on
Why deprive her of such
positions that require talent, skill, strength,
pleasures?
lakas loob, and an open mind to reach
mind-blowing orgasms. Cowgirl W
But ages before the app-volution, Gives her the reins
there were books, much like this and guarantees deep
encyclopedia. Speculum al foderi or The penetration. Just lie on
Mirror of Coitus is the earliest known your back, let her do
European medieval text devoted to sexual all the work, and follow
positions. This Catalan text was discovered her rhythm. Nothing’s
in the ‘70s and traces back to 15th sexier than a woman
century. Marcantonio Raimondi’s I Modi who knows how to
(The Ways), also known as The Sixteen pleasure herself—and
Pleasures, was famous (as it was infamous) you watching from the
during the Italian Renaissance, which front row seat.
“illustrated” the baluktot-buto sexual
positions through intricate engravings.
The Catholic Church wasted no time
destroying them, but some fragments
of later editions or versions, like that of
Agostino Caracci, managed to survive until
today.
However, the most well-known sex Spoon S
bible come from India, the Kama Sutra, If she’s all about comfort, then this is the way to
written by Vātsyāyana. “Kāma,” one of go. This frees up your hands to grab her breasts
the four goals of Hindu life, pertains to and allows her to let go and make all sorts of
sensual or sexual pleasure, while “sūtra” sexy faces without worrying what you’ll think.
literally translates to a thread or line that
holds things together, or figuratively, a rule
or formula. This sex-dedicated chapter
has already advanced from 2D to 3D and Standing/Ballerina X
has made its way to the silver screen, the It may take awhile for both of you to climax,
Internet, your mobile device, and now to since this position takes a lot of work, but
your sweaty palms. (see: Kama Sutra) there’s something about a man’s brute strength
and being pinned to the wall that turns a
woman on. If you lack the power (or she’s on
the plumper side—don’t tell her we said that),
switch to the Ballerina position, so she can
balance herself on one foot and wrap her other
ILLUSTRATIONS: JAMES ANDRES leg around you.
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penetration, even if
you’re somewhat short
on mileage down there.
Requires a relatively
CHITAE GANDA
flexible partner, but LALAKE
ensures tight entry If you fancy yourself a
and better angle of little primal action, you
penetration to hit the
should try sex while
G-spot.
swinging. Penetration
could be difficult in
the beginning, but it
should be an exciting
thought that all your
energy is poured into
your lovemaking,
instead of making sure
Lotus S you’re balanced and
Just like the Cowgirl your cock doesn’t slide
position, your lady out half of the time.
will be doing most of
the rocking. With her
legs wrapped around
you, there’s a higher
The Mirror Banger S probability of her hitting
Watching your woman lose herself in the mirror your G-spot. Let her
while you do her is like starring in your own porn ride you near a wall for
movie. If she gets conscious or insecure, reach for balance, and enjoy her
her mouth so her attention’s on you and not on breasts rubbing onto
how weird she thinks her O-face looks like. your chest.

Doggy Style X
Doggy style is for girls who
like it rough—but not too
rough. Instead of fast and
deep thrusts, go for slow
and shallow, so you won’t
ram her cervix. You may
love the great rear view and
that she’s on all fours, but
don’t forget to stimulate her
clitoris while stroking her
hair and back, to make sure
she’s enjoying it as much as
you do.
 Quark/Quentin, Quickie

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While these guys will be the first to admit (probably) that they’re no Brad Pitt or Piolo— auteur friends (Yes,
they know each other) Quentin Tarantino and our own Quark Henares aren’t without charismatic artillery
and charm offensive to launch against the opposite sex. We think it has something to do with the fact that
they make non-mediocre films, and rub elbows with artistas for a living.
And though we can’t ask Quentin or Quark what ladies find appealing about them (that’s just gay), we can
fish this much man-lessons from their films—

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WRAKENROL (2011)
There’s only two sides to Manila’s music
scene. Bad: Satanic S&M bands, and
Good: bands with vocalists who look like
Glaiza de Castro

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KILL BILL VOL 1 (2003) X
Pregnant women are not to be
messed with.

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GAMITAN (2002) X
Revenge-sex always ends
in grief. So is betting on a
virgin’s puri.

WKEKA (2003)
Katya Santos is hot. A
jujitsu-ing, kickboxing,
martial arts-doing
Katya Santos is even
better.

WDJANGO WPULP FICTION (1994)

UNCHAINED (2012) Don’t do the number
Having your nuts two with the toilet
almost cut off ups your door unlocked. Even
adrenaline. if you have a gun and
you’re John Travolta.

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Short order sex done with little or no foreplay at all, taking the fastest
route to ejaculation—in short, para mairaos lang. Quickies are practical,
efficient, and by pop culture standards, usually done against tables,
and/or standing up.
 Ramon Revilla, Rica Peralejo

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The man who became a legend in movies like
Nardong Putik and Pepeng Agimat, and who was a
Senator for a good number of years, is also known
for being the original “Pinoy Casanova” and “Hari
ng Agimat.” No, he did not get all these mythic
labels in a breeze.
He’s fathered a reported 72 children
to sixteen ladies, 38 of whom are
acknowledged and bear the Revilla surname.
He passed the Revilla Bill in 2004, allowing
illegitimate children to bear the surname of
their father. Seemingly self-serving, but an act
of kindness, might we say.
Ramon Revilla and his children are the
true siga ng Cavite of a reigning dynasty of
politicians. Now Jolo can proudly say, “ Wala
kayo sa lolo ko.”
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Who will ever get over his fantasies of Balahibong Pusa? No one. Rica Peralejo definitely made
a breakthrough after taking more challenging, daring roles in her career. Our two-time cover
girl shifted from being a sweetheart in ‘90s chick flicks to being the bombshell every man went
voyeur over. But her transformation didn’t end there. Our favorite kitten has taken on hosting
and blogging all while being happily married to her pastor-husband. We miss your more daring
pursuits, Rica, but congratulations on the bun in your oven!

PHOTOGRAPHY: PAOLO PINEDA

 Ritz Azul, Ron Jeremy

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It’s safe to assume that Ritz
Azul is still a virgin (unless
developments have taken
place since we featured her
on our November 2012 cover).
And just like her undeniably
seductive V-card, it’s the
PHOTOGRAPHY: ROY MACAM; ILLUSTRATION: JL PATULAN

qualities of irrepressible youth

that have us pining over this
nubile ingénue. Since her
debut on our pages, she’s taken
over TV5, playing damsel in
distress to Derek Ramsay’s
Kidlat, made bikini-clad beach
bums look even sexier in
Misibis Bay, and has treated
us to a number of scorching
appearances at our annual
events. Though Ritz may be
getting older and gaining more
experience, we hope she,
ehem, saves herself for one
more FHM cover in the not-so-
distant future.
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Let’s talk about the kings of porn for a change.
Due to the small number of males in their field
of work, it’s easy to tell them apart. John Holmes
is The Original Gangster, James Deen is the “Boy
Next Door”, Peter North has those mega loads,
and Ron Jeremy? Well he’s ugly. And hairy. So
hairy they call him “The Hedgehog.” A man
who may kindly be described as someone you
definitely wouldn’t want to come across in a dark
alley at night—whether you’re a man or woman.
But he’s the most successful porn star of all time,
with over 2000 hairy and sweaty appearances
on film. Due to his excessive fuzz (and ugly
mug), Ron Jeremy is proof that even the most
industrial-looking male can woo someone for
a round of sexy time. After all, the girls he’s laid
can’t possibly all be animal lovers seeking a bear-
like male for some coarse, grunt-filled sex, right?

A SAMPLE OF THE
HEDGEHOG’S
GLORIOUS BODY
OF WORK
1. Super Hornio Brothers
2. Wizard of Ahh’s
3. Throbin Hood
4. Burlexxx
5. Liquid A$$ets
6. Sex-a-fari
  Sam Pinto

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A former housemate in Pinoy Big Brother, Sam Pinto has blossomed into the
Philippines’ Sexiest Woman in 2012. Who would have thought she’d find her way to
our collective consciousness, from a nameless face splattered on shampoo sachets,
to catching our eye in bahay ni kuya, and her iconic role as Neneng B, with her
one-word catchphrase segments in Bubble Gang. She inspires us so. Bakit? You’ll
only have to see the photo.

PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES

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ON A RELATED NOTE—

STILL A
CHANCE!
Can we also point out that
Sam doesn’t appear to have
any high-profile boyfriends
yet, and is still apparently
single (as we work on this
scholarly book anyway). Hey,
a man can dream, right?
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As its name suggests, what a girl wears to school.
But in Japan, it is much more. The Japanese are the
world’s biggest fan and advocate of the schoolgirl
uniform. Their sailor-style “Fuku” uniforms—while
derived from European naval uniforms—have
become a global cultural icon. So much so that
some have begun to petition changing the country’s
nickname to “Land of the Rising Skirt.” Since the
days of Sailor Moon, Japan hasn’t had a shortage
of schoolgirls in videogames and anime. And you’ll
see them doing all sorts of things except for, well,
studying. Neon Genesis Evangelion’s Rei
and Asuka were busy piloting robots. In
Tenjho Tenge, the schoolgirls were too
caught up beating other schoolgirls
up while their uniforms routinely
got torn to bits. And in Street
Fighter, Sakura kept forgetting
her assignments because she
had a match scheduled against
Ryu. Meanwhile, every one
of us waited for the moments
we’d catch a glimpse of their
panties.

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Don’t come off as a horn-dog in
heat. While part of sexting’s magic
is its spontaneity, you should first
be aware of the bond you and your
dangers of a wrong number cannot
be overstated. Girlfriend? Wife?
Boss? Mother?!

when the word “sexting”
officially joined our lexical
consciousness. But it isn’t
just about trying to stir
her with pornographic
images via dirty text
messages. You want to
make sure that your lusty
correspondence goes
as smooth as possible.
woman share (or don’t share, for
that matter). If you’ve been on
one date and think sexting is
the express ticket to a second,
you’ll sooner find your name
in Manila’s finest blotter.
Double check
the number.
Simple yet easily
forgotten. The
If you’re into sending “intimate”
selfies, think again. Keep sexting to
simple “texts” as opposed to photos.
Today, there’s no such thing as a
private photograph.
It wouldn’t hurt to spell check.
While you may think it adds to your
charm, drop the jejemon speak. It
kills the mood faster than you can
say dried up daisy.
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#like #girl #style
#me #selfshot

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We feel there’s one hashtag for the
#potd
#hello
#sorry
not
sorry
#bored
#cam
whore
ultimate selfie, a tag that can sum up
the entire vain self-shooting culture #goodnight
#smile
#lol
in one term–“candid” poses, lewd #love
comments, flamers and all. And that #GGSS
term is: #askingforit. We’ve compiled
a useful list of attention-seeking terms
for you.
#sorry #random
#myself #instamood

#cute
#selfie #instasmile

#eyes
#instalove
@lovedanicastano
#instafamous #igaddict
@jinri_88
#instagood

#portrait of
the day
#hot
#beautiful #mirror #goodmorning
#sexy #GPOY
#bored
#vain #fun
#pretty
#picof
theday #stillup #follow
#tagsforlikes #swag #cantstop
  Sixty-nine, Swingers, Sunshine Cruz

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Taking care of each other is fun. But
according to a 2012 Women’s Health
survey, the most mutually beneficial
of sex positions isn’t too high on the
list of women’s favorite coupling
configurations. Why? It’s difficult for
them to get pleasured when they’re
getting busy themselves. It’s better
to take turns instead. The survey
also cites a lack of intimacy is also
a problem. What would you prefer?
Looking at your partner’s eyes as she
goes to town on you—or her gooch?

THE SWINGING NINJA

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Also referred to as “The Lifestyle” or more contemporarily, “Wife-
The term “Ninja parties”
refers to an episode
when/where young folks
get blindfolded, then pile
into a pitch-black room
swapping.” Swinging is also associated with free love and hippies, when
our lolos and lolas used to eyeball in potentially seedy clubs to couple and
stark naked before getting
canoodle. But thanks to the Internet, posts such as “nice couples looking it on with strangers in the
for safe sex” can satisfy most stranger sexperiments. Hey, if Will Smith, dark.
Hugh Hefner, and Bill Clinton did it, so can you.
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Before the Internet made
women with perfect bodies a
common sight, Sunshine Cruz
had already fulfilled the myth
of sexy. The numbers: 36-24-
36. Sunshine Cruz brought
those figures to life, as seen
through her titillating movies
in the early 2000s. It was
truly a dream come true. A
decade later, the reemergence
of Sunshine has gone on to
prove another myth: that
the fountain of youth exists,
and she’s found it. Time itself
proved helpless to the beauty
of Sunshine that it decided
to preserve her perfection a
little while longer. We’re a little
luckier.

PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO

  Solenn Heussaff

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It’s probably her French accent and baluktot na
Tagalog. Or her athleticism on the side of being a
designer. Or her sultry voice and knockout dance
moves. Or her mere gorgeousness that got our eyes
locked on her. The Survivor Philippines castaway who
once was teased “Free Willy” in her teens is now a
mainstay in our favorite television shows. If you’ve
been living under a rock for the past years, then
educate yourself with the goddess that is Solenn in
her billboards, commercials, movies, and albums.
She’s a hard-to-miss siren. And you’re one dumb dude
if you didn’t know why she’s in this book.
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PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO

 Tantric Sex, Tera Patrick, Threesome

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Now retired, we still miss the early-millennium
adult film star, who’s given enough boners
to qualify for the AVN Hall of Fame and an
Exxxotica Lifetime Achievement Award. We dig
up some dirt—interesting dirt, to be sure—on
one of the world’s favorite adult entertainers.

Her first pro job was in Tokyo.

No, it wasn’t porn. As a mixed-
heritage Brit-Thai gal, Tera had
the exotic looks for the modeling
industry. Her first modeling gig was
at the age of 13 in Omotesando. She
admits to going wild in Japan at 14:
losing her virginity to a photographer,
club hopping, drug addiction, and

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meeting groupies. By then, as she said
in an interview, “I woke up one day
with 34D breasts!”

1. A sexual practice from India where sex She studied microbiology.

is seen as a dance with no beginning and Which means she’s probably
no end—but a meditative, expressive and smarter than us. After her pre-teen
intimate experience. modeling, she went to college to
2. A style of lovemaking that teaches study microscopic forms of life, and
couples how to extend the peak of their became an actual nurse before being
sexual ecstasy so women and men can lured back into the modeling industry
experience several orgasms in a single and being discovered by Playboy.
sexual encounter.
She was contractually faithful to
her ex-husband.
When she married rocker Evan
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her contract read no men were
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allowed to perform with her on
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were welcome though) In an
”Row His Boat” interview, Seinfeld says of the
”Rock-a-Bye Booty” experience: “Watching my wife
have sex with another man was the
”Wow-Him Powow” strangest thing I’ve experienced...it
”Tub Tangle” was like facing all my fears at once.”
He also admitted getting turned
”Get Down On It” on by it. By 2006, Tera was free to
work with other male leads.
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1. Intercourse between—as the term
suggests—three people. Unlike sex
with just one person, threesomes
rely on more than just pakiramdaan,
sometimes requiring advanced
preparation as to whether all three
parties will consent to the exchange of
good time and bodily fluids.
2. Also called menage a trois .

She spearheaded the ‘Asian girl’ type

She dislikes anal sex.
She’s had an onscreen anal moment
with her ex Evan, plus a “3 anals, 3
facials” film with stars Tommy Gunn and
Jean Val Jean, and an “all anal” feature
called Teradise Island—but really there’s
part of her that’s a prude. “Girls now are
doing double and triple anal movies out
of the gate...[Back then,] we could hold
that back for a year or two,” she says in
an interview with XCritic.
“When I first came in, there were
only two Asian girls in the industry,”
she claims in an interview with
MTV. She broke out of the industry
chokehold by getting exclusive with
one company, taking control of her
content, setting up her own website,
and finally cashing out just before the
Internet took over. Axel Braun, director
of porn parodies like Spider-Man XXX
called her “the last porn star”.
  Tongue, Tonsil

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If that flap in your mouth was made just for
tasting, then it should have looked more simpler.
Instead, it flicks and rolls and turns you into KISS’s
Gene Simmons in the presence of a woman’s
nether-upholstery. The tongue, anatomically
speaking, is all muscle. And unlike other muscles
in our body, we are very much in control of how
we want our tongues to move. From French
kissing to cunnilingus, we can fairly say that our
tongues sex us up good.

NOT MADE IN FRANCE

Although believed to have
originated in France, Brits
coined the term “French
kissing” after WW I when
they brought home what
they “learned” from France.

TONGUE IN
SEX
…As for cunnilingus,
well, it’s been around
since the ancient
Egyptians.

HOW CUNNING!
The term “cunnilingus”
originated from the Latin
“cunnus”, which is a term
for a woman’s vulva.

TONGUE WORKOUT
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the most difficult tongue
twister goes “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.”
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There’s nothing sexy about the tonsil? Oh, come
on, you’re not thinking creatively enough.

TONSIL’S BEST WORK

In 69
You try to find the “little man in
the canoe”, she joysticks your
“little bishop in a turtleneck” so it
hits her tonsils. Everybody wins.
In blowjobs
Three words: See “Deep Throat”

CELEBRITY TONSILS
It used to be conventional wisdom
that oral sex was safe as buttons. If
you wanted to avoid the specter of
diseases, blowjobs were acceptable.
But you know better. And so does
Micheal Douglas (aka Mr. Catherine
Zeta-Jones). His latest revelation: his
throat cancer may have been caused
by oral sex, acquired via the human
papilloma virus (HPV), presumably,
from eating out Mrs. Douglas.

CHECK IT!
Symptoms of infection from oral sex include sore throat, oral
lesions, cold sores, or... yes, tonsilitis.
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Breast described—er, best described as the slight exposure of the under-part of a
woman’s mammaries. It’s a term that is revolutionizing the industry of sexy. Are
men sick of seeing breasts from the traditional angle? Well, not really. But as far as
we’re concerned, this is the new rule of thumb. This is the new zeitgeist of anything
and everything scintillating. This is the new cleavage.
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The delicately light garment women wear under their other clothes, often next to the skin, to shape the body
and provide support for their, uhm, goods. Women’s underwear usually consists of a brassiere (sando bra, sports
bra, regular bra) and a panty (bikini, G-string, tanga, thong, granny panties)
  Valerie Concepcion, Viva Hotbabes, Viagra

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Valerie Concepcion would be the first to
admit that making the first move isn’t one
of her strong suits. It doesn’t even matter if
PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO

you’ve got her intrigued and you’re within

an easy “Hi-Hello!” away—she won’t budge
because in her defense, she just can’t help
but let the timid Val get the best of her.
“ Tutupi talaga ako,” she says of situations that
involve her and meeting guys. But there’s a
palpable magnetism to her that draws you in
and you fully allow it even at the risk of being
involuntarily snubbed.
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During the early to mid 2000s, the Viva Hot Babes were
unanimously the country’s premiere wet dream. The
collective sex appeal of Andrea del Rosario, Maui Taylor,
Katya Santos, Gwen Garci, Sheree, Jen Rosendahl, Myles
Hernandez, Kristine Jaca, Pam Sarmiento, and Hazel
Cabrera was a national phenomenon each and every
Juan hoped would last forever. From singing those
last-song-syndrome inducing jingles to making those
titillating soft porn, VHB crossed over mediums like it
was the most natural thing to do.

SNIKO VILLEGAS OF EDGE OF LIGHT, ALBERT LABRADOR

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Sildenafil, the generic name for Viagra, was initially invented as a drug to
treat angina, a heart condition where you experience chest pain due to
poor blood circulation. When it was released in 1998, it became the object
of affection for a few dick jokes. Now, it has become one of the leading
drugs to treat erectile dysfunction. The condition that prevents men from
getting a hard-on usually sets in at 40 years old. The presence of this drug
means that we’ll all be having sex kahit maputi na ang buhok natin. By that
measure, Viagra is probably the best drug in the world.
  Vixen, Vixen, Premiere

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1. A female fox.
2. The colloquial term
for a racy woman who
engages in arousing
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associated with a skin
contest and condom
brand (See: Premiere
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As close to a version of StarStruck or Star Circle Quest as this rag will ever get. The
condom brand ran an annual Vixens’ search between 2009 until 2012, featuring
women in a competition promoting safe sex, and taking off their clothes one
elimination at a time. Some even allowing kuhol to cover their body (ex: Carla
Bianca in 2009) for art and competition’s sake. Until the competition churns out a
winner tagged as the “Ultimate Vixen”.

KAREN BORDADOR

LINDA PERSSON

RED DELA CRUZ

PHOTOGRAPHY: RIA REGINO, EJAY LEUNG, PAOLO PINEDA

  Wingman Principle, Working Women

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1. A traditional military flying pattern in
which a single fighter jet flies in the lead,
and a second aircraft maneuvers behind
it or at the sidelines as aerial combat
support.
2. In dating, a social wingman is typically
a bro, preferably a not-handsome and/
or taken friend sent in for pre-game
reconnaissance. Typical male wingmen
duties involve talking up his bro to make
him look attractive to the other sex.
Female wingmen on the other hand,
deflect attention from their “pilots” when
unattractive guys come hitting.
Outside the dating scene, a wingman
also refers to any good friend who
habitually comes through, and generally
“has your back.”

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BARNEY TO TED MERCUTIO TO SPOCK TO KIRK WATSON TO GOOSE TO LUIGI TO MARIO

How I met your ROMEO StarTrek SHERLOCK MAVERICK Super Mario
Mother Romeo and Juliet Sherlock Holmes Top Gun Brothers
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Ishmael Bernal showed us that even diligent ladies can look as
dashing as his cast in his ‘80s hit flick Working Girls. Decades later,
Destiny’s Child proclaimed to the world that independent ladies
are sexy. Yes, we get it, there’s nothing more attractive than a girl
who’s got brains (and sipag) with beauty (and body) on the sides.

PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELS OF EDGE OF LIGHT; ILLUSTRATIONS: JAMES ANDRES

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Wondering how you can
reward your hardworking
babe? Pay her a visit in her
office, maybe? Or simulate
these office positions at home Standing Doggy Scissors Love Seat
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were untrademarked
and free to use, the
porn industry gets in
on the act, and most
porn movies started
branding themselves
X-rated. 1971’s Sweet
Sweetback’s Badasssss
Song gives itself an
X rating. Porn classic
Deep Throat (1972)
even copies the exact
typography of Midnight
Cowboy ’s X-rated logo.
The Erotic
Adventures of
Zorro (1972)
even pokes
fun at the
whole thing
by giving
itself a
Z-rating.

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The birth of X-rated flicks began in 1965 in
the US. A movie was slapped with a single The rating also soon
“X” rating by the Motion Picture Association became effective
of America (MPAA) if it was deemed “for arthouse branding,
adults only,” which meant: implied or when critic darlings
staged intercourse, sex-related nudity, hard Midnight Cowboy and
language, drugs, and the abuse of other A Clockwork Orange
elements, basically, today’s Restricted or became cinematic gold
R-rated films. standards, despite
their “X” ratings.
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THE TRIPLE-X FACTOR

Naturally, an XXX rating didn’t really
exist in the MPAA...it was just another
clever marketing gimmick from adult
entertainment big shots. Starlet (1969)
is probably the first movie to use the
XXX “rating”—a film “so adult one X is
not enough”, as its tagline went. Tony
Comstock of The Atlantic thinks the
marketing eggheads copied the Australian
classification of beer, which at one time
ran from X (weakest) to XXX (strongest).

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fighting a losing battle as In 1990, the MPAA decides to use the rating
people begin to associate “NC-17” to label adult-only films.
the rating with snuff flicks.
Last Tango in Paris (1973)
becomes the last major
Hollywood production
marked with an X. Just like
it would do to the Internet
40 years later, the porn
industry completely takes
over the X-rating.
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In the age when obtaining pornographic material meant digging through your dad’s stash or taking a not-
so-clandestine trip to the neighborhood video rental shop (aka the ‘90s), Xerex Xaviera kept the blood of
Filipino males boiling. The column had regular titles such as “Bahay-bahayan” and “Sexperience,” and ran
daily in the tabloid Abante Tonite.

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The column was responsible for
expanding the vocabulary of
the local male population when
it came to euphemisms for sex
organs. “Puerta” and “ari” were
the classics. “Kargada,” “batuta”
and “hiyas” were also staples.
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Xerex Xaviera revealed the
sexual exploits of the common
man. It regularly featured stories
such as threesomes involving
junk shop workers or casual
hookups between tambays
and their colegiala crushes.
Of course, half of the stories
that were published probably
weren’t true. But a healthy
imagination never
hurt anybody.
Libiran picked the name
Xerex Xaviera because he
wanted something that was
androgynous. Over the span of
the column’s existence, people
who sent letters to the tabloid
would address Xerex as either
“ate” or “kuya” depending
on which sex they felt more
comfortable addressing.
Libiran also chose Xerex Xaviera
because he wanted a name
that had 3 Xs on it. Did you
spot that? Give yourself a hand.
Today, he spends most of
his time shooting indie
movies about Tondo.

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The man who
sired the column is
journalist/activist/
filmmaker Jim
Libiran. He is credited
for starting, naming, and
ghostwriting a large part of the
column, but there was a time
when there was a three-man
rotation of writers.

PHOTOGRAPHY: MIKE KALIWARA,

RENE MEJIA
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Stretching exercises meant to
enhance flexibility and strengthen
the spine. We have yoga to thank
for coming up with largely sexual-
looking poses that today’s modern,
mostly female practitioners are
figuring into.
Since its inception in India,
modern-day yoga has branched
out to different styles. Like yoga
practiced in an only 32-degree
room (Bikram yoga) or done
suspended with cloths of some
sort (Anti-gravity yoga). The
sexiest thing about yoga though,

PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO

isn’t the styles but the poses
and their strangely animal-sex
suggestive names. Downward dog
anyone?
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  Zeroes, Zippers, Zohan

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little to zero cash (hence, the name)
in their bank accounts, but often (not
always) have plucky personalities. For
examples, see any male telenovela bida.

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Pulse Asia Inc. held a survey to answer
this dilemma in 2010 to see which
option comes on top when considering
a lifetime partner. The result: 52 percent
of men don’t mind a good-looking
laki sa hirap woman in true Good Guy
mode, while 57 percent of women were
cold-hearted enough to vote for the
ugly rich dude.
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A commonly used device for binding the edges of an
opening of fabric or other flexible material, as on a
garment or a bag. Other than that, Sam Pinto made
the sexiest pitch for its proper use in an ad for a brand
of sandwich crackers: “Zipper mo, bukas!” According
to a study published by the British Journal of Urology
International, it is estimated that 17,616 people wound
up in U.S. emergency rooms over the last decade
because they caught their genitals, almost always
penises, in zippers. Ouch. Baka hindi pa tuli.

Number of references to Ben Stiller in There's Something

About Mary when we Googled "zipper scene": 9.

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Men would do well to learn from Adam Sandler’s 2008 fictional
Israeli-counter terrorist character who fakes his own death in
order to start a new life pursuing his dreams as a hairdresser.
No, we don’t mean every man needs to become a hairdresser,
too. Zohan Dvir is a hit with the ladies young and old, can make
any occupation look manly, and can crush his enemies to a pulp.
He’s one man to take lessons from because as everyone
knows, “You don’t mess with the Zohan.”
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