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the TV.
TOM
(on TV)
incidents of blindness.
DIANE
(on TV)
story, and then the ANCHOR DESK begins to lift off the
PETER
Holy crap!
CHRIS
BRIAN
CUT TO: TV SET. The camera shows only the tops of the
(on TV)
2.
TOM
STEWIE
BRIAN picks STEWIE up, raising him high into the air.
STEWIE
BRIAN
(tosses STEWIE in
the air)
STEWIE
(as he is being
tossed)
Aaaaa!
I...hope....you...burn...in....HELL!
MEG.
LOIS
MEG can barely contain the excitement of her news and bashes
her HEAD up against the top of the CAR DOOR as she enters.
MEG
LOIS
HEAD.
3.
MEG
I'm great! Guess what? You're not
guessing.
The BUMP has miraculously gone down after just a few dabs
MEG
LOIS
Gehrig's Disease.
SPONGE.
LOIS
MEG
great?
LOIS
first.
MEG
4.
ICE CREAM in the other hand. The STROLLER begins to roll out
PETER
(observing the
wreckage)
From ruin to conversation piece,
potential profit-making
opportunity.
(to MEG)
college, honey!
SHOES. Losing focus, PETER takes MEG off his shoulders and
squawks and falls off the TREE. PETER places the darling and
PETER
(looking back at
and plants a kiss on her CHEEK. MEG turns RED and disappears
STEWIE
5.
FANTASY SEQUENCE
(to HIMSELF,
announcer voice)
MEG and LOIS enter through the FRONT DOOR as PETER and BRIAN
MEG
(breathless)
Daddy-can-I-go-to-the-prom-pretty-please?
LOIS
hint)
BRIAN
daughter.
PETER
(wheels are
turning)
That's true......
LOIS
(through clenched
teeth)
FLASHBACK SEQUENCE:
PETER has loosened his CUMBER-BUN, and takes off one of his
PETER loosens the cap and takes a drink from his SHOE FLASK.
PETER
(BELCHES)
Man, I am stuffed.
(to DATE)
(to MEG)
BRIAN
MEG runs over to PETER, placing her arms around his neck.
MEG
Thankyou-thankyou-thankyou! You
(to HERSELF,
walking O.S.)
PETER
(waving)
7.
LOIS
(from O.S.)
react for a few beats, and then sticks his tongue out,
moving it to the side of his face where the food has stuck
PETER
Mmmm...ravioli?
INT--MEG'S ROOM--DAY
MEG
(into PHONE)
is wicked-cool. He is letting me
school prom!
STEWIE enters the ROOM. The top of his HEAD can be seen. MEG
STEWIE
(whispering)
long.
MEG
(into PHONE)
start falling off the side of the shelves onto the floor.
STEWIE
DRYER)
bands.
(walking O.S.)
(MORE)
8.
STEWIE (cont'd)
(thinks better of
towards MEG)
any more?
MEG
(into PHONE)
EXT--SPOONER STREET--DAY
PETER
Yep.
CLEVELAND
Yeah.
JOE
Yep.
QUAGMIRE
Diggety-diggety!
PETER
score-a-palooza. Ho!
CLEVELAND
JOE
state.
9.
PETER
go.
(a beat)
error in judgment.
CLEVELAND
PETER, QUAGMIRE, and JOE shake their heads and reply "No".
CLEVELAND
PETER
I'm wrong?
QUAGMIRE
(Laughing)
PETER
around leeringly)
expecting that...
PETER
Okay, I admit I might be wrong.
Maybe.
(sighs)
Meg, though.
10.
CLEVELAND
JOE
QUAGMIRE
PETER
like these...wait...
(interrupts
himself, looks
yard?
ROD
Griffin Experiment.
CONNIE
sense.
CUT TO: Three WHITE RATS inside a cage, sniffing the air.
11.
hot.
CONNIE
ROD
special.
SANDY
CONNIE
(with sarcasm)
(more to herself)
on it.
scene.
MEG
(emerges from
dressing room)
12.
number, with a slit right up the front and too much showing
LOIS
(barely containing
her angst)
(grabbing another
the rack)
ruffles.
DRESSING ROOM.
LOIS
(shouting after
MEG)
STEWIE
PHONE)
(glances O.S.)
(evil snicker)
13.
and LACE. The top of her HEAD can barely be seen. O.S.:
MEG
(muffled)
LOIS
marshmallow cloud.
STEWIE
it out of Princeton.
JOE
(to PETER)
PETER
JOE
PETER
life!
BRIAN
happiness?
PETER
outfits.
CLEVELAND
PETER
no Patriots tickets?
CLEVELAND
PETER
(processing the
information)
BRIAN
PETER
picture)
(MORE)
15.
PETER (cont'd)
tickets!
JOE
CLEVELAND
QUAGMIRE
Diggety-diggety!
JOE
(to PETER)
QUAGMIRE
BRIAN
fairer sex.
DECORATIONS.
SANDY
(mocking)
So, Connie, are you still mad
16.
CONNIE
ENTER BILLY and MEG. The transition has already begun. MEG
CONNIE
(fake pleasantry)
BILLY
We thought we'd help out. Meg is
decorations.
MEG
colors.
SANDY
Queen?
MEG
(embarrassed)
NEIL
MEG
(makes "shooing"
gesture)
Go away, Neil.
NEIL
17.
EXIT NEIL.
MEG
Ugh.
CONNIE
MEG
SANDY
MEG
CONNIE
MEG
gross.
SANDY
(to HERSELF)
desserts.
18.
BILLY
(panting and
red-faced)
this year.
INT.--GRIFFIN HOUSE--NIGHT
resolve his own moral dilemma. MEG enters the FRONT DOOR.
MEG
later!
EXIT MEG.
PETER
good sign.
BRIAN
PETER
Oh, Brian. I can't do it.I don't
BRIAN
teenager-in-love's bubble.
PETER
astronauts?
CAKE. The KNIFE slips and accidentally cuts open the PLASTIC
BUBBLE.
19.
PETER
cake.
wheezing OS.
BRIAN
PETER
deserves it.
INT.--JAMES WOODS HIGH SCHOOL--MORNING
CONNIE
work?
ROD
suspect a thing.
SANDY
ROD
pig blood.
ROD
20.
and STEWIE, all await MEG'S descent down the stairs. CHRIS
is snapping PICTURES.
LOIS
(TO PETER)
PETER
it.
BRIAN
least.
PETER
BRIAN
Really. You're going to spy on
PETER
his lip.
PETER
exchange student.
BRIAN
21.
LOIS (OS)
CHRIS (OS)
BRIAN
it was me.
JAMES WOODS
JAMES WOODS
22.
in a tuxedo.
MORT
QUEEN LATIFAH
Who you callin' bitch?
LATIFAH grabs MORT and throws him down on the floor. She
MORT
(muffled)
okay...continue...
the back of the GYM, observing the scene. They are all
QUAGMIRE
GIDDETY-GIDDETY-GIDDETY!
CLEVELAND
Yep.
PETER
Yeah.
BRIAN
PETER
(looking around)
flask.
bong.
23.
PETER
anywhere else.
JOE
floor)
cop, right?
PETER
(pointing down)
a minor.
JOE
(glancing behind
him)
fugitive!
CLEVELAND
now...oh, wait...alllllll
riiiiight!
The room darkens as the first dance begins. MEG and BILLY
24.
PETER
of trouble...
(does a double
take)
BRIAN
CLEVELAND
Like confetti?
BRIAN
QUAGMIRE
Balloons? Condoms?
BRIAN
I told you, I don't know.
PETER
vision or something.
BRIAN
suit.
CUT TO: the STAGE on the opposite end of the gym. CONNIE
enters to applause.
CONNIE
PETER
25.
BRIAN
to?
PETER
CONNIE
J.W.H.S.
"MAYOR"...with no pants.
MAYOR
CONNIE
CONNIE
(from off-screen)
is....
26.
CONNIE
Trisha Takinawa!!
(into microphone)
JAMES WOODS
luck.
MAYOR
noticable?
BRIAN
(laughing)
CLEVELAND
BRIAN
here.
QUAGMIRE
behind them.
27.
PETER
MEG
(surprised)
Dad!
PETER
embarrass you.
BILLY
PETER
Superballs.
MEG
on us!? Gross!
BILLY
PETER
And he was the one who fixed it so
MEG
(to Billy)
sweet!
(grabs BILLY'S
hand)
PETER
Joyce.
turn to look at
PETER)
(MORE)
28.
PETER (cont'd)
sue me.
ENTER STEWIE through the GYM DOOR. The SUPERBALLS have taken
in mid-air.
STEWIE
My experiment is a success! My
morning.
his device.
CUT TO: PETER, BILLY, and MEG walking away. PETER places his
arm around each of them.
PETER
BILLY
PETER
MEG
(annoyed)
Dad!
BILLY
Yeah, he does.
PETER
MEG
Daaad!
CUT TO: JAMES WOODS HIGH SCHOOL GYM. STEWIE'S "device" lies
29.
STEWIE
FADE OUT.