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    This document is a satirical "Devil's Dictionary of Security Terms" that defines security, law enforcement, and intelligence jargon. It claims to clarify confusing terms by providing their true meanings, rather than what experts think. Example definitions include labeling an "unauthorized disclosure" as lunch, "adjudication" as determining if hiring a "loser" would be gross negligence, and a "special agent" as an officer called "special" because "retarded" is no longer politically correct. The dictionary is presented as clarifying jargon through 850+ satirical definitions.

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    A satirical guide to what various common security terms REALLY mean.

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    This document is a satirical "Devil's Dictionary of Security Terms" that defines security, law enforcement, and intelligence jargon. It claims to clarify confusing terms by providing their true meanings, rather than what experts think. Example definitions include labeling an "unauthorized disclosure" as lunch, "adjudication" as determining if hiring a "loser" would be gross negligence, and a "special agent" as an officer called "special" because "retarded" is no longer politically correct. The dictionary is presented as clarifying jargon through 850+ satirical definitions.

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    Devil's Dictionary of Security Terms

    Uploaded by

    Roger Johnston
    This document is a satirical "Devil's Dictionary of Security Terms" that defines security, law enforcement, and intelligence jargon. It claims to clarify confusing terms by providing their true meanings, rather than what experts think. Example definitions include labeling an "unauthorized disclosure" as lunch, "adjudication" as determining if hiring a "loser" would be gross negligence, and a "special agent" as an officer called "special" because "retarded" is no longer politically correct. The dictionary is presented as clarifying jargon through 850+ satirical definitions.

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    Devil’s Dictionary of Security Terms

    Why go through your entire security, law


    enforcement, or intelligence career being
    confused? Here, at last, is an 850+ word
    dictionary to clarify all that confusing
    security jargon, and tell you the TRUE
    meaning of various terms, never mind
    what the experts think!

    Examples

    unauthorized disclosure: lunch

    adjudication: Making an official determination


    of whether hiring or retaining this loser would
    be blatantly gross negligence, or just arguably
    gross negligence.

    decipher: Turning gibberish ciphertext into


    gibberish plaintext.

    special agent: A law enforcement officer or


    federal investigator who is called “special”
    because the word “retarded” is no longer
    politically correct.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CP92PCC

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