Birthday party SHAME!

The weather was lovely on Sunday 2nd August, you must’ve been delighted, all was going according to plan. And
plan you certainly had. You knew one of the best picnic spots in Knole Park, you’d given some thought to the
party; there were drinks for the kids,
sandwiches, desserts even fish and chips with
ecology-friendly knives and forks.

You’d thought about refreshments for the

adults too, there was beer and wine for you to
enjoy. All this served on a plastic picnic mat, you
really had thought of everything hadn’t you?
What a great party.

Definitely a birthday party as there was a cake and a

birthday wouldn’t be a birthday without balloons –
perfect for celebrations!

You’d even thought about

bringing toys for the kids, a catching mitt and a football. And
you know about hygiene, there were wipes for the kids’ hands.
So caring, so lovely.

You probably saw some deer, they often graze in that area, and
perhaps you even got photos, they can be inquisitive when they
smell food. Some of the young fawns look just like Bambi, how
sweet is that?

HOW CRASS CAN YOU BE???

You had to walk past the bin by the gate

to get back to your car – what is there not
to understand?

You clearly appreciate nature which

makes it all the more perplexing.

I hope you or some of your guests read

this and act differently in the future.