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The line outside the German visa office at 3am. Only walk-in appointments due to the super
high-tech appointment website in 2015.
Never in my life had I imagined I’d live in Europe. But in trying to escape living with my
abusive hoarder dad, being told all my life that Malaysia is a hell hole that I needed to
escape from in general, and being tired of the US immigration system’s difficulty, I found
myself living in Germany for a good amount of time. Since the early 2010’s, it has
actually been incredibly easy to enter Germany, either as a student or worker, and
attain German permanent residence shortly after. As I later would discover, there’s good
reason why Germany doesn’t have skilled immigrants lining up at its door…
I could literally write a book about this but here are the points in brief. The gist of it, or
TL;DR, is if Germany (and really, Europe in general) is somehow on your radar as a
place to move to, seriously reconsider your options.
I don't have an issue with Germany having downsides in daily life because every
country has its own set of problems. What's really appalling is the massive push of
misinformation that only highlights the positives of a country and just outright burying
the downsides (not even downplaying).
6 of the 7 points above were exactly what sold me on moving to Germany in 2014. I'm
the type of person who likes doing a lot of research and frankly I could barely find any
"negative reviews" of Germany and could only find upsides. And I'll openly admit it once
again - moving to Germany was the biggest mistake and waste of my life I have ever
made so far (though I'm not that old) and by writing my honest review, I hope to help
save someone else the trouble and misery I had gone through.
1. Massive dating racism: Since I'm an Asian guy, the first thing I need to warn
you if you're also a minority dude reading this is that the dating life is absolutely
MISERABLE in Germany. If you're single upon arrival to Germany/Europe, the
chances are high that you'll stay that way until you leave. This is a big issue and
actually a primary motivator for me to leave. People have tried to gaslight me into
believing I just needed to write my profile better, put better photos of myself or
partake in more activities in-person... until I tried putting my profile up in SEA
where I had matches rolling in every 3-4 days, while I could go for MONTHS in
Germany without a single match.
2. Backward and monotonous: Locals like to call it "relaxing and cultured"
especially in comparison to those boorish Americans, but if you come from the
competitive, big city life of America or Asia, it's horribly boring and backwards.
Many establishments are cash only. Everything closes around 8pm +/- 1 hour in
the city areas, can't imagine what life in a small town is like. Nightlife is
exclusively drinking and smoking (with majority of bars allowing smoking indoors,
very nice!)
3. Home of the world's rudest customer service: To add to the above, there's a
non-insignificant number of Germans who are an absolutely miserable bunch
(the German friends I have concur) - and you'll find many of them working in the
businesses that you will patronize in daily life. They're spiteful, rude and honestly
just give off the feeling that they hate their job and the customers they're
supposed to serve to the deepest level. If you hate your job and/or dealing with
people so much, then just quit. But they won't. In Germany, customer service
scolds YOU.
4. Scams all around: While Europeans are quick to boast about the lack of guns
and shootings (Wow, how amazing...not. As a paranoid person, I lived for years
in America just fine, without the fear of getting shot ever on my mind), they rarely
tell you about the petty crime that's rampant on their own continent and arguably
even more irritating. And I'm not talking about just pickpockets, beggars and
small timers - I have been scammed more times by businesses in Germany more
than I ever have living in Malaysia which, remember, has Le 3rd World
Stereotype and is supposed to be worse.
o Again I'll need a lot more words and will go into the details in a separate
article, but I've been accused of damaging items and therefore denied to
return them for a refund (one was a clothing article, the other was an
electronic item), scammed by a car dealer (false accusation of damaging a
rim during a test drive) and car rental company (car was vandalized in the
parking lot after return but somehow that still was 'my fault' because I was
the last person who rented the vehicle)
5. Visa office: As a foreigner in Germany, you will have to deal with the
immigration office quite a bit and it's a load of fun! (Wow am I glad I don't have to
deal with that crap any more!)
Their "comebacks" don't attack my points (or even bother to address them really) but
just jump right to a false conclusion and attack me as a person. Here are some
examples:
• I am German and have never heard of such experiences ever, therefore what
you're saying must be false and doesn't exist.
My advice
Since my target audience are Malaysians, Singaporeans and other Asians who have
been ingrained with "Western countries = more betterer and developed" perception, my
advice is to seriously reconsider if you are thinking of moving to Germany or Europe for
a "better life".
Seriously, I grew up being told for over 20 years that Malaysia is a third-world,
developing trash country that I needed to escape from, only to discover that Germany is
far worse!
And really that isn't my gripe with Germany and Europe at all - there is no perfect
country and every country has its flaws. By moving, you're just trading one set of
problems for another. The real issue I have is the massive push of a false narrative
that it's oh-so-much-better-in-Europe combined with the active denial of flaws
when they're pointed out.
More people need to come out with the truth of what Europe really is like, because the
praises of perfection are just too good to be true. You frequently read about the bad
things in America (guns and violence, healthcare that makes you go bankrupt, no
workers rights, no days off, at-will employment!), Asia (overcrowded cities, expensive
property, scammers and gold diggers, workaholic culture!) and Australia (expensive, far
away from the world and boring, skin cancer, red necks!)... but isn't is suspicious when
you look for the downsides of Europe and you're met with "it's fantastic, nothing bad
really". Even the refugee problem has already been swiftly swept under the rug and you
rarely hear about it in mainstream media.