Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Ferb TV
Ferb TV
(Screen screeches up and goes to Channel 2 and viewed from a girl at the beach)
Girl 1: Help, help! Is there a doctor in the house?
Baljeet: I am a doctor. (Baljeet rips his clothes off, revealing a doctor's scrubs)
And yes, I am single. What seems to be the problem here?
Girl 1: I think I sprained my ankle.
Baljeet: And you want me to take a look at it?
Girl 1: No, I want your brain.
Girl 2: Brains!
(everyone at the beach shapeshifts, revealing them to be aliens)
Everyone from the beach: Brains!
Girl 1: Brain.
Baljeet: Shape-shifting alien zombies, fair enough, but I must tell you that I am
kind of using my brain right now.
(Baljeet grabs one of the aliens and throws it at the other aliens then rips off
his clothes again, revealing a black gi. He dons a mask.)
Baljeet: Oh yeah, and I'm also a ninja, see.
(Baljeet shows his moves in front of the audience, after defeating the aliens,
birds fly away, Baljeet jumps up into the air and the title appears)
Narrator: Dr. Ninja Baljeet! ("In Color" title just appears) In color!
(Screen switches to Channel 4, where Suzy is having a tea party with her dolls)
(Switches to Channel 6)
Narrator: Coming your way this fall, Katt Karr. The inexplicable story of a man
whose car, for some reason looks a lot like a cat. Roger Doofenshmirtz, a
politician of above-average attractiveness. On a never-ending crusade against the
sinister, evil, cheesy smelling, and for some reason, dressed like a mouse,
Professor Nibbles. Katt Karr, it's driving away from us.
(Screeches to Channel 7)
(Song: "Ducky Momo Theme Song")
(Screeches back to Channel 3, where two men are talking to each other while the
other two are juggling)
Man 1: You know, the guys on these sports team have some pretty funny names these
days.
(A box that says "That's the NORM Fridays at 8:30pm" appears onscreen)
Man 2: Yeah, like those hockey players.
Man 1: No, no, those are just Canadian names.
(Awkward silence)
Man 2: How about these jugglers, folks?
(Switches back to Channel 3, where one of the speakers is knocked out, due to being
hit with one of the bowling pins the Whimsy Jugglers were juggling)
(Switches back to Channel 4, where Suzy is at a lumpy table outside of the Johnson
house)
Jeremy: Hey, Suzy. What are you doing out here, and what's with the lumpy table?
Suzy: Oh, uh, it's my lemonade stand.
Jeremy: Lemonade stand? Where's the lemonade?
Suzy: I... drink-ded it.
Jeremy: Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful. (He leaves)
Norm: I made more lemonade!
Suzy: About time! We just lost a customer! Now help me fix this lumpy table!
(Switches back to Channel 3, where Dexter Thompson plays a chocolate harmonica and
takes a bite of it)
(Switches to Channel 3 once more, where the baby head and Klimpaloon are dancing to
the music of Bicentennial Crab)
(Switches to Channel 4 once more, as Jeremy and Suzy stare into the night sky)
Jeremy: Well, I guess he's really gone, Suzy. You've got to admit, he was a lot of
trouble. But deep down, I'm gonna miss that big guy. Come on, let's go inside.
Suzy: I'll be in in a minute.
Jeremy: Okay. (He leaves)
Suzy: Okay he's gone, you can come out now!
Norm: That's great, because I've got fireworks!
Suzy: Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful. (She winks and Norm does the same)
♪ That's the Norm! ♪
End credits
Advertiser: Meap Carbonated Goulash pieces are closer than they appear. Meap
Carbonated Goulash may be subject to license title tax, and destination charges.
Please wash hands thoroughly after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash, if hunger
persists after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash, consult your--
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, I'm sorry, is this Studio A?
Advertiser: No, this is Studio—Hey, wait a second. You just wanted to get into this
episode, didn't you?
Doofenshmirtz: What?! No...! No!
Advertiser: Yes, you did!
Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I did.
Advertiser: Get out!
Doofenshmirtz: Alright. But I can totally read that faster than you.
Advertiser: Out!
Doofenshmirtz: Okay, okay, grumpy.
Advertiser: Batteries not included.
Doofenshmirtz: Batteries not included!
Advertiser: OUT!