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Johnny Sims
Accused,
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Mr. Sims is answering the questions asked of him in his full conscious state of
mind and that he does so under oath and that he may face criminal liability for false
testimony or perjury.
PRELIMINARY QUESTIONS
Q: Please state your name and profession for the benefit of the court?
A: We are friends.
A: Yes.
Q: Please describe to this honorable court the place where you were drinking?
A: It was fairly small and quite dark, since the only source of light are the neon lights
placed near the entrance of the Bar
A: No we are not, actually we are having good conversation about the prospect
championship team next year.
A: No.
A: He is saying that the Lakers are a bunch of ass* that they cheated their way to
championship. I guess he overheard my conversation with Pepe.
A: No.
Q: When Kanye East approached where you were sitting, was he drunk?
A: Yes.
Q: What happened after that?
A: I told him to calm down because I was actually a fan of heat it just turned out that
lebron become lakers. But Mr. West was insisting and shouting that we are Dumb for
being a fan of lakers and said other insulting words.
A: Pepe tried to stop Mr. West, but he was very aggressive and very drunk to the point
where he sat on our table and provoked us to fight.
A: Yes. Mr. West is fairly tall probably 5’ 10 inches tall, and has sturdy mascular build.
And he is boasting that he is an MMA fighter. I think if he will punch me, I will
immediately get knocked out.
- No Further Questions -
Johnny Sims
(Affiant)
SUBSCRIBED AND SWORN to before me this 14th of September 2020 at Manila
City by the affiant who personally appeared before me and presented to me his Driver’s
License, which sufficiently establishes his identity and who attested the truth of the
foregoing.
Dao Ming Ze
Notary Public
Doc no ______; Until December 31 2020
Page no ______; PTR No 12347/ Quezon City/01-01-08
Book No____ Series of 2020 Roll no 98765431
ATTESTATION
I, Mike Khaliffa, hereby state that I have faithfully recorded or caused to be recorded
the questions I asked and the corresponding answers given by Randolf Hitler and that
neither I nor other person then present or assisting me coached Randolf Hitler his
answers.
SUBSCRIBED AND SWORN to before me this 13th of September 2020 at Manila City
by the affiant who personally appeared before me and presented to me his Driver’s
License, which sufficiently establishes his identity and who attested the truth of the
foregoing.
Dao Ming Ze
Notary Public
Doc no ______; Until December 31 2020
Page no ______; PTR No 12347/ QuezonCity/01-01-08
Book No____ Series of 2020 Roll no 98765431
The original copy of this judicial affidavit is filed with the Honorable Court and duplicate copies
thereof are furnished by personal service to: