SIT-DOWN comedy is alive and well in the United States.

A
demonstration of it was given by President Donald Trump
during his reception of our Prime Minister Imran Khan in the
Oval Office on July 22.

President Trump had read the script prepared by his staffers. He

remembered the headings and the punch-lines but could not recall the
intervening substance. For example, the figure of $1.3 billion in aid popped
up like a firefly in his mind. He forgot that it represented not aid but
Coalition Support Funds for our role in Operation Enduring Freedom in
Afghanistan.

He remembered that Imran Khan was a ‘popular leader’ and ‘athlete’ and
then ad-libbed his way through the flip-flop of Pakistan-US relations since
he became president. It must have caused Imran Khan chagrin that
precious prime time was exhausted by his host answering planted questions
on subjects unrelated to Pakistan-US relations — the four recalcitrant
congresswomen, the tension with Iran, and Puerto Rico where he regretted
that the United States had given $92bn in aid which was squandered by
corrupt politicians.

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Suddenly, the figure of $1.3bn popped up again in Trump’s mind and

instantly he compared the aid to Puerto Rico to the $1.3bn (‘peanuts’, to
recall president Ziaul Haq’s words) given to Pakistan. That might have been
a window of opportunity for Imran Khan to dilate on his own efforts to
eliminate corruption in Pakistan and to retrieve money from the very
politicians who had in their own tenure enjoyed a similarly warm reception
in the same Oval Office.

The ostensible priority will be a safe withdrawal of

coalition forces.
No viewer could have missed the obvious warm rapport between the two
men — the beleaguered but still all-powerful leader of the free world and
the self-assured, suave leader of an impoverished fourth world country with
nuclear capability. Both were flying solo, relying on their own charisma
rather than the briefing papers prepared by the State Department or the
Foreign Office.

Suddenly, President Trump revealed that he had been asked by Indian

Prime Minister Narendra Modi some weeks earlier to act as a ‘mediator or
arbitrator’ on the Jammu & Kashmir issue. This revelation prompted Imran
Khan to respond by declaring that the gratitude of over a billion Indians
and Pakistanis would accrue to Trump if he succeeded. Neither seemed to
be aware of the Shimla Agreement of 1972 or the Lahore Declaration of
1999.

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The devil may lie in the detail, but for President Trump and Prime Minister
Imran Khan that day, they were floating in a heavenly empyrean of
bonhomie. Ms Melania Trump capped the event by appearing for a photo-
op with arguably the most debonair prime minister in the world (except
perhaps Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau).

Will this bonhomie translate into presidential takeaways for Imran Khan?
Will Imran Khan return to Pakistan laden with concessions by an effusively
friendly US president?

The brassy composition of the delegation that accompanied Imran Khan to

Washington is public knowledge. The Pentagon wished to have its own
discussions with its military counterpart. The ostensible priority on their
agenda will be a slow and safe withdrawal of coalition forces from
Afghanistan. The US hopes it will be a dignified defeat. It thought that
when it quit Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia and recently the Middle East.

In time, historians will analyse why the United States, with its military
might and devastating firepower (“I can destroy Afghanistan in a week,”
President Trump boasted to Imran Khan), has had to limp away from every
conflict it has entered into since 1945. Gone are the days when one
American — Allen Dulles — could precipitate a revolt in Iran against
premier Mossadeq and restore Raza Shah Pahlavi as the US puppet on

the peacock throne. Today, President Trump’s endorsement of the

Venezuela’s rebel leader Juan Guaido in place of the incumbent president
Nicolas Maduro has lost steam. A fickle Trump has transferred his
affections to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.

Since 9/11, Pakistan has received over $30bn in aid and military
reimbursements. (Remittances by the tight-fisted Pakistani diaspora in the
US average $2.5 million per year.) Once the US and its allies have quit
Afghanistan, what will be the quantum of our relationship with the US?
Where will we stand in a US-Saudi-Iran stand-off?

It is not fashionable nowadays to look for precedents in history. Yet, one

could learn from an exchange between Chairman Mao Zedong and
Comrade I.V. Stalin in December 1949. Mao asked Stalin how long
international peace could be preserved. Stalin replied presciently: China is
under “no imminent threat. Japan has yet to stand up on its feet and is thus
not ready for war. America, though it screams war, is afraid of war more
than anything else”.

Are we not entitled now to a generation of peace?

The writer is an author.

www.fsaijazuddin.pk

Published in Dawn, July 25th, 2019