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Whos There 2021 Draft
Whos There 2021 Draft
CAREWORKER (ARTHUR):
Arthur! (distorted)
CAREWORKER (ARTHUR):
Arthur! (distorted)
CAREWORKER (ARTHUR):
Mr Richards!
MR RICHARDS:
Me?
CAREWORKER (ARTHUR):
Yes you! You said you wanted tea?
MR RICHARDS:
Tea?
CAREWORKER:
Yes. Do you want sugar with it?
Confused, the old man looks down at his joke book, hardly
noticing the picture frame on the table next to him.
MR RICHARDS:
I don't want tea. Don't be daft.
MR RICHARDS: (CONT)
It's too late for tea.
The careworker, who was then beginning to bring the cup over
to the old man's table, sighs and rests it down, looks out
the window , turning soon after to him.
CAREWORKER:
Are you alright?
MR RICHARDS:
I...
MR RICHARDS:
I'm supposed to be going...
MR RICHARDS:
I... can't remember the...
CAREWORKER:
Camping?
MR RICHARDS:
Yes, I ought to be going soon, I don't
want to be late!
CAREWORKER:
Why don't you tell me a joke Mr
Richards.
MR RICHARDS:
I'm going to be late!
CAREWORKER:
I'll make sure you get there on time,
now why don't you tell me a joke
first.
MR RICHARDS:
Okay...Knock Knock
CAREWORKER:
Who's there?
MR RICHARDS:
Says
CAREWORKER:
Says who?
MR RICHARDS:
Says me thats who!
CAREWORKER:
Ah, see what you did there.
MR RICHARDS:
Well I told a joke, thats what I did
CAREWORKER:
I've always been here Mr Richards
MR RICHARDS:
You have?
CAREWORKER:
Yeah, but you know, I might not always
be here.
MR RICHARDS:
Bullshit, I'll go before you do.
CAREWORKER:
I don't mean it like that, I mean I
won't be with you.
MR RICHARDS:
Well if it makes you feel any better I
won't remember you when you're gone
anyway.
CAREWORKER:
No but, I'm glad to have met you
CAREWORKER:
I think it's time we got you some
medication.
MR RICHARDS:
Medication? Shit.
CAREWORKER:
How about some alcohol to wash it
down, I know the stuff you like.
MR RICHARDS:
I'm gonna have to take your word on
that.
MR RICHARDS:
I always loved camping, did you ever
go camping?
CAREWORKER:
Of course.
MR RICHARDS:
Love the warm fire, "get the fire
goin" thats what they'd always say,
"lets get the fire goin"
CAREWORKER:
Yes, you were always the one to do it
right?
MR RICHARDS:
Of course! Everyone else was too lazy!
MR RICHARDS:
Let me tell you another one!
CAREWORKER:
Ohhhkay knock knock
MR RICHARDS:
Who's there
CAREWORKER:
Lee
MR RICHARDS:
Lee who?
CAREWORKER:
Lee me alone! I've got a headache.
CAREWORKER:
We should be getting to bed
MR RICHARDS:
I should, but I think I'd like to
sleep here and watch the fireplace.
CAREWORKER:
But there's no fire.
MR RICHARDS:
Yeah but its always good to imagine
isn't it, reminds me of my old camping
trips. Did you ever go camping?
CAREWORKER:
Yes I have Mr Richards, now just get
some rest.
CAREWORKER:
Hold onto the memories Mr Richards, I
won't always be here.
MR RICHARDS:
(whispered) Jesus junior! How long do
you kids sleep for?
CAREWORKER:
(whispered)I sleep just as much as
you.
MR RICHARDS:
Why'd you wake me up anyway?
CAREWORKER:
Do you wanna go camping?
MR RICHARDS:
Now??
CAREWORKER:
Why not?
There's a pause
CAREWORKER:
Look, you keep talking about how much
you love camping don't you? This is
your chance to see a real fire again.
MR RICHARDS:
What do we need?
CAREWORKER:
I'll see if I can find some money in
the bedroom.
MR RICHARDS:
Wait what? Don't you get paid?
CAREWORKER:
Nope, trapped here same as you, I
think it's time we got out.
CAREWORKER:
It's alright Richards you sit down
right there, it'll be alright.
MR RICHARDS:
W...where am I?
CAREWORKER:
Shhh we're going camping remember?
MR RICHARDS:
What's that?
CAREWORKER:
Thats from when... when you went
camping, it was a good laugh.
MR RICHARDS:
But you weren't there.
CAREWORKER:
Let's get moving.
They both exit the building, camera cuts on the sound of the
door closing.
SHOPKEEPER:
Excuse me, sir! Sir you forgot to pay
The door buzzer goes off again, as the shopkeeper runs out of
the door, surprised that Arthur has vanished.
SHOPKEEPER:
He moves fast for an old guy.
MR RICHARDS:
Why did you do that? I thought you
grabbed money when we left!
CAREWORKER:
I (pant)... did! Doesn't it feel good
to keep the blood flowing, just like
the good old days.
MR RICHARDS:
But we're breaking the law!
CAREWORKER:
But it's fine! I'm trying to help you
Arthur, going out, doing the stuff you
did as a teenager, those are your best
years.
MR RICHARDS:
You know you run as slow as I do.
CAREWORKER:
We're more alike than you think.
MR RICHARDS:
Where was this?
CAREWORKER:
Seine River, in Paris, you tried to
climb over the rail of the boat,
almost got you kicked off.
CAREWORKER:
It's getting worse isn't it.
CAREWORKER:
The Alzheimers.
The old man turns and stares into the fire. Noticing his
pain, the careworker looks to the beer, signalling for Arthur
to pick it up, eventually the careworker helps him keep his
CAREWORKER:
I bet you don't remember how we got
interested in camping in the first
place.
MR RICHARDS:
Nope
CAREWORKER:
It was a girl
MR RICHARDS:
It's always a girl
CAREWORKER:
This one was special though, genuinely
loved her, even if you didn't know it
yet. She loved camping, exploring,
looking at the night sky.
CAREWORKER:
Eventually plucked up the courage to
ask her on a date. Actually married
her you know.
MR RICHARDS:
We got... married?
CAREWORKER:
Yeah, for a while, but things change
Arthur, not everyone stays with you
forever.
MR RICHARDS:
Thought I was the wise one.
CAREWORKER:
Let's do a joke, one last one.
MR RICHARDS:
I... I don't have the book.
CAREWORKER:
It's okay, I'll tell you one. Knock
Knock
MR RICHARDS:
Who's there
CAREWORKER:
Egg
MR RICHARDS:
Egg who?
CAREWORKER:
Eggstremely disappointed you still
don't recognise me
INT. CAREHOME-DAY
CAREWORKER:
We actually married her you know.
ARTHUR
Did you ever go camping
CAREWORKER:
I was there with you.
CAREWORKER:
We're more alike than you think.
face.
END