The Cockblocker Patron v1

Expanded Spelllist Pressing Urges

The Cockblocker lets you choose from an expanded list of
spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells
are added to the warlock spell list for you.
Expanded Spells
Spell Level Spells
1st animal friendship, bless
2nd enhance ability, magic mouth
3rd clairvoyance, tidal wave
4th arcane eye, aura of purity
5th arcane hand, dominate person
Tainted Mind
At 1st level, your perverted thoughts and desperate desires
grant you a resilience rarely found in lesser men. You have
advantage on saving throws against the charmed and
frightened conditions.
Resolve of the Virgin
Your abstinence grants you powers beyond the imagination of
other sex-havers. You gain a pool of d6 Virgin dice equal to
your proficiency bonus. Whenever you make a saving throw,
attack roll or ability check, you can expend one of your Virgin
dice and add the result to the total.
You regain all Virgin dice when you complete a short or
long rest without intimately interacting with another person.
Weird Presence
At 6th level, your constant ranting about being a virgin and
not being able to get laid creates some awkward situations.
As a reaction, whenever a creature within 30 feet of you
makes a saving throw, attack roll or ability check, you can
expend one of your Virgin dice and subtract the result from
the total.
Additionally, your Virgin Dice become d8s.
At 10th level, you can project your urges onto other creatures
and attempt to destroy their mind. When you hit a creature
with an attack roll, you can attempt to charm them. The
creature must succeed on a Charisma saving throw against
your Warlock spell save DC or be charmed by you for 1
minute. While charmed in this way, you can use a bonus
action to command the creature to take any action in its stat
block and target any creature you choose.
Once you have used this feature you need to either
complete a short or long rest or expend a Virgin die to use it
again.
Frustrations of N'okum
At 14th level, as a bonus action you transform into an angry
avatar of virginity. You gain temporary hitpoints equal to
twice your warlock level and gain an unlimited amount of
Virgin dice. These benefits last for 1 minute or until you lose
all your temporary hitpoints gained from this feature.
After you have used this feature, you must finish a long rest
to use it again.
Pact of the Chastity Belt
Your patron outfits you with a strange device which restrains
your junk. While wearing this device, your ability to remain
focused increases greatly. Any time you cast a spell that has a
duration of 1 minute or longer, the duration is doubled for
you.
Additionally, you can not fornicate while wearing this
device.

Benik