DRAGON CLEANUP 

flips the bed on a rotating mechanical platform, revealing a 

heart shaped leopard print bed, dimming the lights and 
A One Page Dungeon 
dropping a low hanging disco ball with sexy dragon music. On 
By Nicholas Bond 
the top of the leopard bed is a giant black spider. 
  FINALE  ENTRANCE 
A cave far from the village on the side of a hill offers the players a  The players return to the dragon's entrance, where there are 
chance at glory and gold, if they are willing to get their hands dirty.  now 2 dragons, a red and a black. The red dragon offers them 
  any 1 item from her pile and retreats into her lair with her lover 
A1  Entrance/Dragon’s Gold  .​https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ 
A large R​ ed Dragon s​ its on a humongous pile of gold in a 
natural cavern. She apathetically asks the players to clean out 
her lair as it has gotten filthy and her new boo is coming. Deny 
her and fry.  
A2 Party 
This room is a large chamber filled with 8 passed-out kobolds. 
There are party cups strewn all over the floor, a punch bowl 
filled with purple liquid, long tables covered in food and mess 
everywhere.. At the far end of the hall is a banner hanging that 
reads “Happy Birthday Kreag”. One of the kobolds has a silk 
sash that reads “Birthday Boy” In the corner is the corpse of a 
dead adventurer, burnt to a crisp.. 
A3 Shower 
A large semi-spherical chamber has a circular chasm in the 
roof through which water falls in a ring to a pool below. Steps 
wrapped around the circumference of the room lead up to an 
exit on the north side. A platform extends from the northern 
exit to the middle of the pool, on which sits a giant purple toad, 
showering in the water that turns it a sickening purple hue, 
corrupting the pool. Kill the toad. 
A4  Bedroom 
An enormous bed that would befit a giant princess, with a pink 
curtain canopy and red frill linen. A switch in the bedside table