Would you rather be permanently Would you rather always have a

Would you rather always wear

bald or always have floor-length big smile on your face, or always
earmuffs or a nose plug?
hair? have a big frown?

Would you rather be poor and happy Would you rather be a deep sea Would you rather find your soul
or rich and unhappy? diver or an astronaut? mate or find a billion dollars?

Would you rather love and not be

Would you rather be gossiped Would you rather be able to stop
loved back, or be loved but never
about or never talked about at all? time or fly?
love?

Would you rather go about your

Would you rather be born with an Would you rather be a tree or live
normal day naked or fall asleep for
elephant trunk or a giraffe neck? in a tree?
a year?

Would you rather have legs as long

Would you rather be a child or an Would you rather have a missing
as your fingers or fingers as long as
adult for the rest of your life? finger or have an extra toe?
your legs?

Would you rather never write with

Would you rather be human or be Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or
a pen or pencil again, or never type
immortal? step on a crab?
again?

Would you rather have the ability
to be invisible or have the ability to
be invincible?
Would you rather talk in a very
Would you rather be able to fly or
deep voice or in a high-pitched,
have an invisibility cloak?
squeaky voice?

Would you rather get a tattoo on

Would you rather be a vampire or a Would you rather have a pet tiger
your face, or get metal spikes in
ghost? or a pet elephant?
your head?

Would you rather sing every word Would you rather not be allowed to
Would you rather eat a small can of
you speak or always speak in wash your hair for a month or to
cat food or eat 7 whole lemons?
rhymes? wash your hands for a month?
 Would you rather have a little
green piece of spinach stuck
between your front teeth or a little
booger in your nose that moves
when you breathe?
Would you rather lose your wallet
or lose your keys?
Would you rather age only from
the neck up or age only from the
neck down?
Would you rather live in a home
without electricity or in a home
without running water?
Would you rather know the date of
your death or a cause of your
death?
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Would you rather have to learn to Would you rather be attacked by 50
walk all over again or learn to write duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized
all over again? duck?
Would you rather eat ice cream Would you rather live with Hitler
flavored poop or poop flavored ice for 3 years or live with Saddam
cream? Hussein for 3 years?
Would you rather speak all foreign Would you rather be a clown that
languages fluently or be able to talk distracts the bull or the bull rider on
to animals? the bull?
Would you rather drink 1 liter of Would you rather have a zombie
ketchup or 1 liter of mustard? apocalypse or the World War III?
Would you rather drink a cup of
Would you rather be the richest
spoiled milk or pee your pants in
person on the planet or immortal?
public?
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