Physics Rap Battle of History
Lyrics by: Fionnah Reyes and Paulsson Abrugar
Aristotle:
I've been alive since how long
I'm already ancient
I first introduce theory of motion
I'm a man of the principle, that's for certain
You're a man loathe by church people for your
conception
I lived in the third century
Enrolled in Plato's academy
Your theory portrayed as blasphemy
Unlike my motion philosophy
My theory became your first basis
Your theory will not make it without me
You didn't invent telescope, lad,
You just improved its quality
You said everything is endless but it wasn't
quite right yo!
I told them so but they think of me as a psycho
Push and pull is violent motion
Everything goes back to their nature that's my
motion
Vacuum is impossible don’t say it’s feasible
Galileo, I'm the Aristotle OH!
How do I say this? I'm established.
Ooh, Alexander was taught from my scripts
That influenced his great strategies
So ready your lens and listen to this,
(But he's on house arrest)
Won't stop him, though
(He got something wrong)
Yeah, about tidal flows
(Ohh school him, Sir)
Know vacuum is impossible. UGH
That's assault, brotha!
Don't tell me those things are wrong, you sucka!
That is just the way it is, yucka!
So shut it and just stay in your tower of Pisa
Better take the notes, I'm gonna tell some
quotes
Nature flies from the infinite, I ought
For infinite is imperfect Galilei,
And nature always seeks an end, yah see
Galileo:
Let me just say, I am also established
Now, enlighten us, thoughts on girls and
slavery?
A man who wrote ethics, also a man who taught
a raging war freak
All your followers believed you, they are truly
peraPATHETICs
You said heavier objects fall faster, but I proved
that they don't
T'was really a Pisa cake, just took some balls to
let go
You wanna break actuality
Aristotle, I sense it
But the theory you're proud of is proven invalid
Because friction is real now stop your wail
You push your elements and that's how you fail
I still produce research while I'm in jail
Unlike you who only tell tales
How do I say this? You're crude
You only theorize something basic but only half
true
Since vacuum and forever are the things, you
forgot to include
Different forces act everywhere, why don' t you
take the clue?
They want a real physicist, who can explain
science (science, science, science)
Not an ancient geek that implies only men have
relevance
I already proved to all that motion is endless
Debunked your influences
Confounded your natural and violent motion
With provided explanation
Distance transverse is proportional to time of
travel
And that uniform motion is undetectable

Aristotle prepare your brain

And those who's from the church
I'll prove to you all and conduct more research
That earth is not the center and has dual motion
For all these years, we all have a wrong
perceptio- (ACHOO)

Newton:

Look alive God has sent me to fix bot your flaws

I saw an apple fall from a tree that made me
WOAH!
I'm a Physics master, I discovered gravity
Y'all no match for me, a unit of force named
after me
Why did both of you start this crazy
commotion?
When I was the one who formulate the three
laws of motion.
(HA!)

Pardon? Did I say something to get you

entertained?
I will smack you both to show you that F equals
ma
You're more of a father than me as far as a
father gets
But I'm the father of classical mechanics don't
you forget
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies,
yes
But not the madness of you two. Read my book,
Principia